Archive for December, 2010

Cheetahs never win.

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Neither do panthers. In what I expect to be the last sports firing of 2010, John Fox is officially out as head coach of the Carolina Panthers.

(Hattip: FARK.)

Photo geeking.

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

I’ve been a little hesitant to discuss the end of Kodachrome.

On the one hand, I am a photo buff (though not very good at it) and this is relevant to my interests. (I actually never shot a roll of Kodachrome, though; I used Ektachrome when I shot slide film, and I generally didn’t shoot slides.)

On the other hand, this has been well covered pretty much everywhere else in the known universe.

On the gripping hand, the NYT has an article this morning about Dwayne’s Photo, the last surviving Kodachrome processor; Dwayne’s is ending Kodachrome processing today. Particularly cool, to me, is the shirt pictured in the article.

And, yes! You can order those shirts from Dwayne’s Photo online! They aren’t even terribly overpriced!

(Note to self: also order a “Live Poultry Fresh Killed” shirt. Thanks, TJIC!)

Kubiak watch: December 29, 2010.

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

John McClain takes a break from defeating Hans Gruber and his minions to let us know:

If McNair believes he can win with Kubiak, he should keep him. If he’s right, fans will turn out. If McNair doesn’t think he can win with Kubiak, he must have a plan in place and move forward with a vengeance.

That post is timestamped at 12:10 AM this morning. This is the kind of brilliant analysis that passes for sportswriting at a major daily newspaper.

At 12:31 PM, McClain (having finished with Gruber and his minions) tells us:

The more I think about it — and the more people I talk to — the more I’m convinced McNair is going to announce early next week that Kubiak will return.

Meanwhile, Pro Football Talk is repeating speculation that Kubiak will stay, but the Texans will hire…Wade Phillips?! as a defensive coordinator.

A picture is worth a thousand words, so let me just put one here:

And the owner of FireGaryKubiak.com is taking the site down “due to unrelenting hate mail and threats”. I didn’t think Gary Kubiak had that big a family.

Crimestoppers! (take 2).

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

So we’ve mentioned previously the theft and recovery of one local food trailer.

We were not aware, until we happened to catch a local television newscast last night, that a second food trailer is also missing.

Last week, a few days before Christmas, thieves rolled off with Hook ’Em Up Tacos which used to sit just a few feet away from Perky Cups.

We have been unable to find any photos of the Hook ‘Em Up Tacos trailer. Nor have we been able to find any media coverage elsewhere (not even a Statesman blog entry), which makes us wonder.

In any case, we suggest that you be on the lookout for any unexplained trailers that mysteriously show up in fields or behind garages near you.

A poll, for your amusement.

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
Who is worse than Rob Enderle?
Joseph Stalin.
Adolf Hitler.
Barack Obama.
Jimmy Carter.
Fidel Castro.
Che Guevara.
M. Night Shamalamadingdong, or whatever his name is.
The Black Plague.
Ebola.
Broccoli.
After Last Season.
The Bataan Death March.
The cast of Glee.
None of the above. There is nobody worse than Rob Enderle.
pollcode.com free polls

TMQ Watch: December 28, 2010.

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

TMQ has his party bus, WCD has our party van. Let’s get this party started, shall we?

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Quote of the day.

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

By way of Daring Fireball, in a roundabout way (and, yes, it is kind of old, but it still tickled my gigglebox):

For the benefit of Sony Ericsson’s QA division, I’ve compiled a list of phrases you do not want associated with your product:

* Regret

* Buyer’s remorse

* Hatred

* Oh sweet God Almighty get it off me

From Jon22, a site I was previously unaware of, but which I am now considering adding to the blogroll. I actually had a lot of trouble picking just one quote of the day from his site: there was also “Rob Enderle is the Sarah Palin of the technology world, minus all the fun jokes about the front-door view of Russia.” and “I find myself expanding the English language to properly encompass the unremitting catastrophe that is M. Night Shyamalan’s latest work, inventing words like omnihorrific and vomitacious and spectacuturd.

Kubiak watch (and other stupid norts spews).

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

One HouChron writer says “Fire him now; don’t let him coach the final game.

Another HouChron writer says “Firing him now is pointless.

Meanwhile, the fans are restless and organizing a “Fire Kubiak” rally for Sunday.

And in today’s bulletin from a failing chain of restaurants desperately crying out for relevance, T.G.I. Friday’s is apparently lobbying to have their particular style of bartending (which has a name that I will not dignify by giving it here) made an Olympic sport.

L’affair Bell.

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

The LAT has a longish summary of how the city of Bell got to where it is today, along with some background on Robert “Ratso” Rizzo.

A few choice quotes:

It was 1993, a bleak, recession-bit year, and Robert Rizzo arrived in Bell trailing the vague whiff of scandal. His last city administrator job, in the high desert city of Hesperia, had ended badly, with accusations that he’d steered city improvement funds toward salaries.

Hmmm. Perhaps someone should have been reading documents.

Diminutive and rotund, Rizzo was self-conscious about his appearance. Behind his back, people called him the Penguin, a reference to the “Batman” villain. He liked to mention his bachelor’s degree from UC Berkeley and said that everything he’d achieved was the result of dogged effort.

Only rarely did Rizzo draw attention to himself, as on one election night at City Hall. People who were there recall that he had too much to drink. Peter Werrlein, a former mayor who had served prison time for holding a hidden interest in the poker club, said he confronted him.

Wait a minute. There was a former mayor who did time? That’s an interesting detail I don’t recall hearing before.

…although the Police Department swallowed more than half the city budget, it generated less than 10% of the revenue.

“He said, ‘You guys are costing me this and you’re only bringing in that? You’re not holding your own,'” [former police chief Michael] Trevis said. He said Rizzo encouraged officers to write more tickets and impound cars, and he monitored which cops were “earning their way.” He said Rizzo justified the tactic with a veiled threat: “Hey, if we don’t do this, we might not have a Police Department.'”

Quick update.

Monday, December 27th, 2010

We previously noted the Chapter 11 filing of Mangia Pizza.

Word comes to us now that the Guadalupe location has closed. As far as we know, the other locations are still open. (As a matter of fact, we had an…interesting meal at the Mesa location a few days before Christmas.)

Crimestoppers!

Monday, December 27th, 2010

What a day! Once again, we get to combine two more pet obsessions: food and the police blotter!

The Grinch, or someone equally mean, has stolen the main trailer of Lucky J’s Chicken & Waffles, an establishment we have not yet had the chance to try.

Luckily for Lucky J’s, they do have a second trailer (and I thought they were opening a sit-down eatery on Burnet as well), but in the meantime, please be on the lookout for a trailer that looks something like this:

Lucky J's

The actual trailer, as far as I know, does not have a hand holding a giant plate of chicken and waffles in front of it.

Edited to add 12/28: Put a leash back on the dagron. The trailer has been found. You may resume normal activities.

Edited to add 12/28 part 2: An arrest has been made.

Updates from the Department of Mixology.

Monday, December 27th, 2010

I did want to note the updated “Perfect Martini” recipe from Jim Coudal at Coudal Partners. I’m impressed with the seriousness of intent expressed in the recipe, and the background material about the changes in Nolly Prat is interesting. (Nolly Prat is our preferred vermouth, but we’ve been looking for others, and will have to give the Dollin a try.)

However, I am automatically skeptical of any “perfect martini” recipe that calls for vodka. While I allow room in my universe for the vodka martini, I do so reluctantly; the “perfect martini” should be gin-based. (I am especially skeptical when the recipe refers to a specific brand of vodka. Vodka, by definition, is a neutral grain spirit, so what the author is really saying is “I prefer the impurities in Belvedere Vodka to those in other vodkas.”)

Coudal’s “Friday Drink Links” looks like a good cache of stuff to browse, though.

(Hattip: Daring Fireball.)

And among the things Santa brought me was a copy of The Hour: A Cocktail Manifesto; full report when I’ve had a chance to read it.

Art, damn it, art! watch. (#19 in a series)

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Even better, I can tie two threads together!

Chinese artist Zhu Cheng has sculpted a replica of the Venus de Milo.

…a retired Swiss diplomat who is one of the leading collectors of modern Chinese art paid $50,000 for the 2-foot-tall statue…

Zhu Cheng is from Chengdu, which is also the home of China’s leading panda breeding reserve. Why is that significant? Guess what material Cheng used for his sculpture.

Once convinced that Zhu was legitimate, the reserve allowed his team of students to collect buckets of fresh droppings. Each one was about the size of a goose egg, with sticks of partially digested bamboo poking out. To make it the proper consistency for sculpting, it was mixed with plaster and glue.

Singularity watch.

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Wait, did I say “singularity”? I meant “Singletary”. As in Mike Singletary, out as 49ers coach.

In other firing related news, Gary Kubiak has lost Richard Justice. Not just “fire him”, but “fire him now, before next week’s game”.

Today’s bulletin from Bizarro World.

Friday, December 24th, 2010

I’m a little behind on this due to last minute shopping, but I think it is worth noting.

Late last night, an APD officer shot and killed a man after a foot pursuit. The officer and his partner originally were trying to make a traffic stop; the suspect fled, the officers pursued on foot, the officer in question found the suspect, the suspect stabbed the officer in the neck (with a knife he took from the officer’s duty belt), and the officer fired one killing shot. (The officer is still in the hospital.)

This is weird enough to be noteworthy; things like this don’t happen very often in Austin. But the story gets even stranger; the dead guy was Maurice Pierce.

For those of you outside of Austin, or those who don’t remember, Maurice Pierce was one of four men who were charged in the 1991 murders of four teenage girls at a yogurt shop in north Austin.

The “yogurt shop murders” were, and are, a big deal in Austin. So far, nobody’s been convicted in these murders; the case against Pierce was dropped when prosecutors said they didn’t have enough evidence against him. One other suspect was freed before trial; the other two suspects stood trial, were convicted, and had their convictions overturned by the Court of Criminal Appeals due to “unexplained DNA” that didn’t match any of the four suspects.

I’m not sure what to make of this; Pierce had earlier violent run-ins with APD and Lubbock police officers, according to the Statesman. Clearly, he wasn’t a choir boy, but nobody’s been able to come up with enough evidence to pin the murders on him. The only thing it seems like we can say is that this is going to make the truth about the murders much harder to find; I’m hoping APD doesn’t seize on this as a chance for “exceptional clearance“.

We’ve lost our lease! Everything must go!

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Okay, technically, the Chinese government has actually extended the lease on the National Zoo’s pandas while they try to work out a new deal. But did you know that there was a lease, and it had expired?

China owns and leases all giant pandas in U.S. zoos.

There’s something odd about that.

Blogging this also gives me a chance to bring up the odd conversation I had with my brother a few weeks ago; for some reason, he really seems to hate the giant panda. Part of his anti-panda rant included the statement that “any animal that can’t breed without assistance deserves to become extinct”. Which actually makes some sense, but the venom with which he delivered this was striking; the only other thing I can think of that he hates that much is seafood.

Poor, poor Prichard…

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

I’m sure TJIC will have a lot more to say about this story, (Edited to add: Ha! Told you so!) but there was one thing in the NYT article about Prichard, Alabama that jumped out at me.

Basically, the city’s pension plan has run out of money, so they’ve just simply stopped paying people. And because this is a municipal government, they aren’t subject to the same laws that private plans are: there’s no PBGC coverage, for example. (It does seem that it is illegal for the city to just decide to stop sending checks, but it is unclear from the NYT article what anyone is planning to do about it.)

Anyway, much like the LAT coverage of Maywood, the NYT spends a good bit of space tugging at the heartstrings, and glosses over some significant facts. The first small warning flag pops up in paragraph five: “The situation in Prichard is extremely unusual — the city has sought bankruptcy protection twice

But the flares don’t go off until paragraph 18:

The city had already taken the unusual step of reducing pension benefits by 8.5 percent for current retirees, after it declared bankruptcy in 1999, yielding to years of dwindling money, mismanagement and corruption. (A previous mayor was removed from office and found guilty of neglect of duty.)

Yeah, municipal pensions are a ticking time bomb. But wouldn’t the NYT have been better served by profiling a city without a history of mismanagement and corruption?

Obit watch.

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Well covered elsewhere, but for the sake of the record, Steve Landesberg. Yeah, I liked Dietrich better than any of the other guys (except maybe Nick Yemana).

Also: “Old Man” is dead at the age of 32.

Born in Kenya, he lived an active life — including siring offspring — until early Thanksgiving morning, when his body was discovered in a lab at the Barshop Institute for Longevity and Aging Studies on the campus of the Texas Research Park in Bexar County.

A naked mole rat, Old Man was believed to be 32.

If you haven’t seen Fast, Cheap & Out of Control, it’d make a fun night of viewing. It isn’t my favorite Errol Morris documentary, but it is one of the best naked mole rat/lion training/robotics/topiary documentaries there is.

And Amazon’s prices on the first season, second season, and third season of Barney Miller are strikingly reasonable.

Breaking news!

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Man, I wish I had one of those Drudge Report siren things to put up here.

Anyway, Katz’s Deli, an Austin institution famous for their slogan “Katz’s Never Kloses”, is closing January 2nd.

I need to get down there before the 2nd. They did a really good breakfast. And this reduces the number of Thanksgiving/Christmas Day dining options by one.

(Hattip: Mom.)

(Edited to add: A.T. actually sent this to me at 1 PM today, beating Mom by 2 hours and 38 minutes. However, Mom sent it to one of the accounts that goes to my phone, while A.T. sent it to an account I don’t read until I get home at night. So Mom gets the hattip, but A.T. gets an acknowledgment.)

TMQ watch: December 21, 2010.

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Instead of a clever introduction to this week’s TMQ, I’m going to give you, my loyal readers, a fitting present for the holiday season. After the jump…

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Turtles all the way down.

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

I had heard that Mike Leach was being considered for another coaching job. What I didn’t realize was that he was being considered because Maryland fired Ralph Friedgen on Monday (effective after the Terrapins play in the “Military Bowl presented by Northrop Grumman“).

Friedgen had a 74-50 record, and went 8-4 this year (better than UT did: at least Maryland is going to a bowl), though he also went 2-10 last year. I haven’t checked, but I wonder if the 2-10 record was caused by circumstances beyond Friedgen’s control.

I’ll make this short.

Monday, December 20th, 2010

If you’ve got a problem with Stringer Bell being in Thor, you’ve got a problem with me.

“I find my courage where I can, but I take my weapons from science.”

Monday, December 20th, 2010

I don’t usually highlight XKCD in this space; I figure those who care already read XKCD, and nothing can persuade the handful of people in my circle who don’t care to read it anyway.

That said, I found today’s XKCD oddly touching and eloquent. (Also, nice callback, Randall.)

Such, such are the joys…

Monday, December 20th, 2010

Megan McArdle, my favorite Certified NetWare Engineer, has discovered the fun of  a game our circle of friends often plays: mocking silly stereo equipment on Amazon, and reading the reviews of same.

“I haven’t laughed so hard since I saw The Room.” Hmmm. We need to discuss scheduling that for a movie night sometime soon.

In other news…

Monday, December 20th, 2010

…the Texas Department of Public Safety is, once again, encouraging folks to get liquored up and drive like maniacs this holiday season.