Archive for the ‘Law’ Category

You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyena! (#165 in a series)

Thursday, October 22nd, 2026

Carmen Turner, the tax assessor-collector of Fort Bend County, Texas, has been indicted on Federal charges of “misusing taxpayer funds” according to the Chron.

I didn’t know we could indict politicians for “misusing taxpayer funds”. If we can do that, why are we not doing more of it?

The allegations stem from an investigation that became public last year after search warrants accused Turner of using county money to pay employees who were caring for her mother. ABC13 reported at the time that payroll records showed the employees received more than $27,000 in county funds over about eight months.
According to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Texas, the indictments allege that Turner hired employees through her office to care for her mother at her apartment from September 2023 to September 2025, while they were paid as county employees.

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Turner remains listed as Fort Bend County’s tax assessor-collector, Eberle confirmed, but she, Shemerrylyn Regina Fields and Victor Calvin Ewing are all facing conspiracy and wire fraud charges, including theft involving government programs that recieve federal funding.

Noted:

The indictments also name Turner and two other employees, including Victor Calvin Ewing, the father of Turner’s adult son. Ewing was hired as an emergency coordinator while also working at Chicago O’Hare International Airport.

You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyenas! (#164 in a series)

Thursday, October 22nd, 2026

Been over a month since we had one of these, and this one is a good one.

Louise Lucas is 82 years old. She’s also a Democratic senator in Virginia.

And she was just indicted, along with two of her daughters and a nephew.

Apparently, the senator is also a drug kingpin.

Prosecutors charged Lucas and six others, including her two daughters, with an alleged racketeering conspiracy involving marijuana distribution, money laundering, honest services fraud through bribery, maintaining drug-involved premises, possession of firearms in furtherance of drug trafficking and wire fraud.

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According to the indictment unsealed Thursday, Lucas and close-knit group of associates including her family members orchestrated a criminal enterprise with Lucas’ marijuana business. Prosecutors said she approved and directed activities for the enterprise, including arranging for the acquisition and distribution of at least 100 kilograms of marijuana and supervising the laundering of marijuana proceeds.

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The indictment also charges six others, including Lucas’ daughters Lisa Lucas-Burke and Theresa Lucas-Lamb, and grandson Ryan Eichelberger. It also charges Carlton Upton Jr., a former business partner of Lucas’, along with Prince Albert William Hudson III and Tameka Johnson. Neither Lucas nor Lucas-Burke could be immediately reached for comment Thursday morning.
Lucas has been in office since 1992. She’s made no secret of her status as a “grandma who legalized pot and now has her own cannabis store,” and she’s been known to sample her own supply.

What’s the rule? “Don’t get high on your own supply.”

The Virginian-Pilot repeats a claim that this is Republican retaliation for her redistricting attempts (among other things) but also suggests she hasn’t made any friends on either side of the divide:

Earlier this year, state budget negotiations ground to a standstill as Lucas refused to budge on the question of whether data centers should be subject to the state’s sales and use tax. She publicly criticized fellow Democrats Gov. Abigail Spanberger and House Speaker Don Scott, who were skeptical of what they said would be going back on deals with businesses. The state teetered on the verge of a government shutdown before Lucas agreed to a down-to-the-wire deal that included a $1.2 billion data center consumption tax to be levied over two years.

NYTimes (share link, may require).

National Review (hattip: Lawrence.)

Obit watch: October 7, 2026.

Wednesday, October 7th, 2026

Eva Marie Saint. NYT (share link, may require).

Other credits include “Grand Prix”, “The Last Days of Patton”, “When Hell Was in Session”, and “The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming”.

Burning in Hell watch: Bill Harris. You may remember him from hits like the Symbionese Liberation Army, the kidnapping of Patty Hearst, and the murder of Myrna Opsahl.

During the holdup, Emily’s shotgun went off, killing Myrna Opsahl, a 42-year-old mother of four who was depositing church collections, according to the New York Times.

Nice use of the passive voice there, NYPost. “…shotgun went off”.

NYT (share link, may require).

“What Was the Symbionese Liberation Army?” (NYT share link, may require).

Obit watch: October 6, 2026.

Tuesday, October 6th, 2026

Jim Bakker. NYT (share link, may require).

By any measure, he and his wife enjoyed a life of opulence, which he defended by saying that they needed “good bait” to be effective “fishers of men.” Their bait included six-figure salaries and bonuses for themselves, a 55-foot houseboat, a mini-fleet of Mercedes-Benzes and Rolls-Royces, diamonds and gold jewelry, gold-plated bathroom fixtures, an air-conditioned dog kennel, and homes and apartments in South Carolina, Florida, Tennessee and Palm Springs, Calif. The spending was so lavish, and the appeal for contributions so insistent, that some critics recast PTL as standing for Pass the Loot.

No offense intended, but I honestly thought he had died several years ago.

Jeffrey Archer, writer and convicted perjurer.

His jail term had its roots in a case in 1987, when Mr. Archer filed a libel suit against the tabloid Daily Star after it reported that he had slept with a prostitute, Monica Coghlan. The judge, Bernard Caulfield, described Mr. Archer’s wife, Mary, as having “elegance” and “fragrance” and asked whether the writer would have needed “cold, unloving, rubber-insulated sex in a seedy hotel room.” Mr. Archer won the case and was awarded £500,000 in damages.

Sometimes, it seems like the judges in sketches on “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” are uncomfortably close to reality. “Fragrance”?

…another newspaper, The News of the World, reported allegations that Mr. Archer had committed perjury at the original libel trial in 1987, forcing him to withdraw from the mayoral race.
Those charges came to trial in September 2000, and in July 2001, he was given a four-year jail term for perjury and perverting the course of justice. After two years in a variety of correctional institutions, he was released, resuming his career as a prolific writer. He kept his title and retired from the House of Lords in 2024.

Somebody doesn’t like Cody.

Friday, September 18th, 2026

In 2018, there was a fire at an apartment complex in San Marcos. Five people died. Fire investigators say it was arson, which makes the deaths homicides.

Our local Fox outlet published a story yesterday: investigators are asking for help identifying some wireless networks that were in the area.

  • belkin.bff
  • CCGuest
  • Cody Really Sucks
  • FBI Surveillance Van
  • KitaGirl
  • lolwut
  • Suddenlink.net-4C82
  • Swagpad521
  • Wake The Dead

“Sir, can you explain to this court why you named your network ‘Cody Really Sucks’?” Say what you will about keeping the default name for your network, at least it probably isn’t embarrassing if you have to explain to the police.

Also, can we agree that the “FBI Surveillance Van” joke is old?

(This is actually a matter of some interest to me at the moment. Spectrum replaced our router on Tuesday. Which meant that all of our network names and configs are gone. At some point, I have to try to rebuild the configs, or at least change the network names. And the new Spectrum box has a very limited GUI: if you want to do anything like change a network name, you have to install Spectrum’s app. Not that I’m bitter or anything.)

You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyenas! (#162 and #163 in a series)

Wednesday, September 16th, 2026

By way of Lawrence: the city of Fulshear, Texas fired their chief of police, Kenny Seymour. (Fulshear is a suburb of Houston.)

Why?

It seems like he was in a relationship with a police captain. Sleeping with your subordinates is generally what we call “bad”.

According to the investigator, sworn interrogatory responses from Seymour’s divorce case showed a prolonged sexual relationship with the subordinate. The investigator also said Seymour had a financial entanglement with the captain, including providing money for rent, plane tickets, and other expenses.

Could be worse, though. The city of Trinidad, Texas (which looks to be roughly between Corsicana and Athens) had their license to have a police department revoked.

According to the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement (TCOLE), investigators from the commission conducted a law enforcement agency inspection of the police department on Aug. 5. The findings from their inspection revealed that Trinidad PD failed to meet the minimum standards law enforcement agencies are required to follow by state law.

Everyone who has a license from TCOLE has to “separate” from the department.

I prefer to use local or semi-local sources when I can, but the NYPost has a longer article. Part of this seems to be related to the arrest of Jennifer Combs. Ms. Combs made a post on Facebook “alleging that bacteria in Trinidad’s water pipes had hospitalized residents”. She was arrested for “felony false alarm or report”.

Police defended the arrest, claiming Combs’ post had created “fear, panic, or unnecessary emergency response within a community” — despite the city itself posting a notice urging residents to boil their water to “avoid harmful bacteria” on April 21, weeks before her arrest.

The police also arrested another person:

Police also arrested a supporter of Combs, citizen journalist Winston Noles, for misdemeanor disorderly conduct after he displayed a “f–k bad cops” sign outside city hall, FOX 4 reported.

The police chief, Charles Gregory, resigned in June.

After his resignation, the judge who approved Combs’ search warrant wrote a scathing letter questioning “the accuracy, completeness, and reliability of information” two Trinidad officers had presented to him and Gregory’s leadership.
The Henderson County District Attorney’s Office announced in August it would stop taking cases from the department following the state’s investigation.
Separately, the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality found issues with Trinidad’s water supply — the very concern Combs had raised — which city officials have since promised to address.

There were some other issues.

The action followed an Aug. 5 investigation in which the department was found “unable to provide evidence that the agency provides public benefit to the community” and lacked 18 required policies, including ones on use of force, vehicle pursuit, professional conduct and active shooters, the commission said.

According to another story, the department had five full-time and “several” part-time officers. The population of Trinidad was 860 in 2020.

You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyena! (#161 in a series)

Friday, August 21st, 2026

Before I begin this latest entry, I want to give folks a brief peek behind the scenes of how the sausage is made.

Every once in a while, I run across a story that might be blog worthy, but that I won’t blog because I think the details are just too much for my readers, even with a warning. There was a flaming hyena I saw the other day, but didn’t blog for exactly that reason. I realize my readers are all adults (well, I hope so anyway), but there’s just some things that I don’t feel like I need to blog.

This story is right on the edge, for what that’s worth.

A San Francisco official who’s already in trouble for antisemitic online rantings and allegedly abusive relationships with women faces even more explosive allegations that he gave drugs to a vulnerable woman and had sex with her.

William Monroe Palmer is the president of the “San Francisco Sheriff’s Department Oversight Board”.

In the latest incident, a young woman, 26, told the San Francisco Chronicle that she left her family’s home on June 30 with no money or cell phone after a dispute about her job at a strip club.

Allegedly, he picked up the young woman two days later, (allegedly) got her into his car, (allegedly) took her back to his place, and (allegedly) spent the next five days smoking drugs and having sex with her.

At one point, she was told she had to be resuscitated from an overdose. The drug use made her unsure in her decision-making, she said.
“I felt hesitant, but I took my clothes off because he told me to take my clothes off,” she said. “I felt very messed up, I couldn’t tell if I wanted to have sex or not.”

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Meanwhile, her mother reported her missing on July 3, panicking about her daughter’s whereabouts. Four days later, an unidentified man called the mother and said her daughter was at an art studio near Market Street.
The mom called the police, who found both her daughter and Palmer together. Officers handcuffed Palmer and placed the woman in a mental health hold, but he was eventually released.

But wait, there’s more.

Palmer later tried to visit the woman at San Francisco General Hospital using his official position, but was turned away. He reportedly even emailed the district attorney’s office that he was “deeply” concerned about how police had ended his “trauma-informed intervention” in the woman’s life.
According to Palmer, he said he took care of the woman. He spotted her and got her out of a situation she didn’t belong in, he said. He allegedly took her to acupuncture sessions, and Palmer said he gave her a drink that he claimed turned people into a “total different person.”
“I’m her life coach,” Palmer told the Chronicle. “I talked to her and told her the things that she needed to hear to snap out of the lifestyle she was in and to get into the life that she wants to be in.”
He refused to confirm whether he had sex or did drugs with her.

But wait, there’s more.

The latest allegations add to what is already a troubling string of accusations against Palmer. The Post reported that he freely ranted about Jews on social media while serving on multiple City Hall boards. He has also been accused by four women of abuse, and he claimed homelessness to get out of 97 parking tickets with fines of $9,743.

But wait, there’s more. He was appointed to the board because they were looking “to include people with ‘lived experience’ to shape the jail system.” What was his “lived experience”? If you said “doing time”, take two gold stars and advance to the next blue square.

He had served 31 years of a life sentence in prison for a crime he committed as a teenager.

There’s an effort underway to remove him, but (quel fromage!) that’s not an easy thing for the SF Board of Supervisors to do.

The city Board of Supervisors has the power to remove him through a process that requires multiple votes and a hearing. Supervisor Stephen Sherrill requested an investigation into whether Palmer committed misconduct and said the removal process must begin soon.

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However, he said the city requires an “absurd” process and he is in conversations about moving the investigation more quickly. He told The California Post in an interview that the removal process is hopefully “weeks away.” Sherrill called attention to a measure on the November ballot that would enable quicker removals without cause.

Obit watch: August 13, 2026.

Thursday, August 13th, 2026

Noted fantasy and SF writer John Crowley passed away last Saturday. Michael Swanwick. Lawrence. And I will be sheep-dipped: NYT (share link, but they’re going to want you to create an account or put in your Google or Apple address or something).

The only Crowley work I’ve read is Great Work of Time and I agree with Lawrence: that is a fine novella.

Derrick Parker, former detective with the NYPD. He…

…was the former head of the NYPD’s rap intelligence unit when the city’s hip-hop scene exploded in popularity in the 1990s.
His work included monitoring high-profile artists and their entourages as they came and went from the Big Apple.
He said he shared his strategies to reduce violence in the music industry in other parts of the country, including in Miami and Atlanta.
He also served as a homicide and cold case detective during a career that spanned more than 20 years and worked alongside the US Marshals, the ATF, the DEA and the FBI, according to his website.

Notorious C.O.P.: The Inside Story of the Tupac, Biggie, and Jam Master Jay Investigations from NYPD’s First “Hip-Hop Cop” on Amazon.

Burning in Hell watch: Ward Churchill, disgraced plagiarist university professor. (NYT share link, but they’re going to want you to create an account or put in your Google or Apple address or something).

When he was dismissed, Mr. Churchill had been a tenured professor at the university’s Boulder campus since 1991 and had served as chairman of its ethnic studies department. In 2007, a faculty panel found that he had plagiarized and falsified parts of his research on Native Americans, prompting his dismissal.
He filed a wrongful termination suit against the university, claiming that the real cause for his firing was to punish him for an essay he had written on Sept. 12, 2001, and published online a few days later, in which he argued that the United States had brought on itself the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
In the essay, he compared office workers who had been killed to Adolf Eichmann, a Nazi official whose later defense that he was merely “following orders” helped inspire the writer Hannah Arendt to develop the concept of “the banality of evil.”
In Mr. Churchill’s essay, titled “Some People Push Back: On the Justice of Roosting Chickens,” he wrote that the financial workers who died at the World Trade Center were not innocent bystanders, but “little Eichmanns” who were part of “a technocratic corps at the very heart of America’s global financial empire.”

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When the lawsuit went to trial in March 2009, Mr. Churchill’s lawyers described the university panel’s search for professional misconduct as a pretext for a foregone decision to dismiss him. Mr. Lane, his lawyer, said at the time that Mr. Churchill was the victim of a “howling mob” of university administrators, conservative media and politicians “falling over themselves” to secure his removal.
In April 2009, the jury found that Mr. Churchill had been wrongfully dismissed, awarding him a symbolic $1 in damages. It found that his political views had been a “substantial or motivating” factor in his dismissal, and that the university had not shown that he would have been dismissed anyway for his academic misconduct.

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A Denver District Court judge ruled that the university did not have to reinstate or compensate Mr. Churchill, a decision which was upheld by the Colorado Court of Appeals. In 2012, the Colorado Supreme Court affirmed the lower courts’ rulings.

You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyena! (#160 in a series)

Wednesday, August 12th, 2026

Gina LaPlaca is the former mayor of Lumberton Township in New Jersey.

In March of last year, she was arrested for DUI and child endangerment.

LaPlaca is currently serving a three-year supervision sentence for the March 17, 2025, arrest where she had a Blood Alcohol Concentration of .30%, nearly four times the legal limit in the Garden State.

But that’s not why she’s going down in flames.

Ms. LaPlaca and her husband, Jason Carty, are charged with forging signatures to get her on the primary ballot this year.

The troublesome couple, who both “collected signatures,” allegedly put people’s names on a nominating petition supporting LaPlaca and signed for them without their consent ahead of the June 3 primary vote.
Multiple individuals who appeared to support the controversial politician told investigators they did not sign or authorize anyone to endorse LaPlaca’s run on their behalf, officials said.
LaPlaca signed the petition swearing she “personally circulated the petition [and] that such petition was signed by each of the signers thereof in his/her own handwriting.”

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Officials did not reveal how many signatures the couple forged, but specified LaPlaca wouldn’t have made the ballot without them.
“Without the fraudulent signatures, the investigation revealed, LaPlaca’s petition would have lacked the requisite number of signatures required to be a candidate for the primary,” the county prosecutor’s office said.

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LaPlaca was charged by summons with Making a False Statement Under Oath, Knowingly Filing a False Petition, two counts of Tampering with Public Records or Information and Falsifying or Tampering with Records.
Carty was charged with Knowingly Filing a False Petition, two counts of Tampering with Public Records or Information and Falsifying or Tampering with Records.

By the way, the alleged forgery accomplished exactly nothing. Ms. LaPlaca finished third, with 323 votes.

She was effortlessly defeated by current Mayor Terrance Benson and former committeewoman Kendra Hatfield, who received 1,100 and 1,052 votes, respectively.

I, NOT the jury.

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2026

Jurors in the state of Texas are paid $20 for their first day of service, and $58 for every subsequent day. This is mandated by state law.

Travis County is going to pay 14 jurors (including two alternates) $26,700 each, or $373,800 total.

Why?

The answer seems to be that they served 460 days on a jury, from August 12, 2024 to July 13, 2026. (Weekends and holidays don’t count.)

But that, by itself, is an unsatisfying answer. The deeper answer goes into a case that I have been covering in the past, but I missed some recent developments.

When last we heard about former Williamson County sheriff Robert Chody and his trial for evidence tampering, the case had been placed “on hold” while the prosecution appealed an unfavorable ruling by the judge that completely borked their case.

Garza’s office appealed the trial court’s ruling. The case then went through multiple court reviews. Ultimately, the Court of Criminal Appeals declined to review the issue on May 14, 2026, which prompted Garza’s office to move to dismiss the cases.

DA Garza’s office filed to dismiss the charges on July 6th, and apparently the case was dismissed on July 13th.

Court records show jurors physically attended five days of court: Jury selection (Aug. 12, 2024), three trial days (Aug. 13-15, 2024) and the July 13 dismissal hearing.

But: even though the trial was “on hold” while the appeals made their way through the system, the jurors were still considered to be sworn jurors.

Beyond the five court days, the jurors’ “public service” appears to have been checking for a call or text, and “maintain[ing] their impartiality” on non-trial days. They were prohibited from discussing the case, learning about those involved, and reading or watching news reports about it; such an instruction doesn’t vanish on weekends and holidays.

So they were “free” to go on with their lives, subject to the usual general restrictions on jurors. But since they were sworn as jurors, and continued to have that obligation, the judge (rightly, I think) ruled that they deserve their daily pay.

By the way…

According to page 61 of Travis County’s fiscal year 2026 budget, the county set aside $698,605 for legally mandated trial jury fees for the fiscal year. It also budgeted $156,749 for grand jury fees.
The jurors’ payout in this case will exhaust more than half of the county’s trial jury budget and exceed prior years’ expenses. The county reported it expended $253,700 for jury fees in FY25 and $246,627 in FY24 for jury fees.

The county can request reimbursement for a substantial portion (but not all) of that money, but it doesn’t sound like that reimbursement is automatic.

I can’t blame the jurors here, or the judge (though KXAN suggests “A plain language reading of the statute suggests jurors are only compensated for going to the courthouse.”) The only person I can see blaming here is DA Garza, who brought a case that was so unsupportable, he got blown out of the water on the third day of trial, and then dragged the case out for close to two years, leaving the defendants in legal limbo.

Edited to add 7/23: DA Garza is moving to have the compensation order set aside. His motion makes two arguments:

1) When the court dismissed the cases, the court’s jurisdiction ended, and thus the court didn’t have the authority to set jury compensation.

2) The second prong of the argument is the one I would have expected: compensation is only paid for days the jurors “report to and attend court in person”.

Fox 7 Austin quotes a response by the attorney for Jason Nassour, the other defendant.

Edited to add 7/24: The judge has reascended the payment order. It looks like that decision was based on the whole “in court” question:

“We thank the jurors for being on call for the two years that they were waiting for this matter to be resolved,” Price, the district clerk, told the Statesman. “The law says we have to pay them for being in attendance, in court, and we are following the law.”

So instead of $26,700 each, the jurors will get…about $175.

You’re going down in flames, you tax-fattened hyena! (#159 in a series)

Monday, July 20th, 2026

Elaine Forbes was named the city manager of Sausalito, California three weeks ago.

Last week, she was placed on administrative leave for unspecified reasons.

On Saturday, she was arrested. She was on what is described as a “75-foot yacht” blowing the horn at 5:30 AM.

The yacht was not hers, and according to the owner, she did not have permission to be on board.

She allegedly explained to authorities she was having “a bad morning” and insisted they leave what she claimed was her boat.

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Forbes’ family has since said she has been experiencing a “mental health crisis” and urged the public not to “rush to judgment” as more details emerge about the stunning incident.

Also:

…Aubrey said he later discovered a large bottle of Grey Goose vodka and a bottle of tequila, full the previous night, were empty.

I hope she gets the help she needs.

Obit watch: July 20, 2026.

Monday, July 20th, 2026

It has been a bad few days for sports.

Garfield Sobers, cricket player.

Although initially considered primarily a spin bowler, Sobers, who was known as Garry, swiftly showed himself to be a brilliant batsman as well. He scored 365 runs against Pakistan in 1958 at just 21. It was the highest total in the history of Test matches, the most important games in international cricket. The feat took 10 hours.
Scoring 100 runs in an innings is considered a spectacular performance, while 50 is a great one. Sobers had an average score of 57 runs per innings in his 93 Test matches. He finished his career with 8,032 runs in Tests from 1953 to 1974, a record at the time.
As a bowler, he also excelled. He could bowl both fast balls and slower, spinning balls and get batters out by taking their wickets both ways — an unusual feat in the sport. He took four wickets on his debut and kept them coming throughout his career. He finished with 235 wickets in his 93 Test matches, the sixth-highest career total at the time.

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Once he began playing more organized cricket, his bowling was honed by the profit motive: A coach would put a shilling on the stumps that bowlers aimed at and give it to young Garry if he knocked it off. “That was a lot of money in the early ’50s, especially for a young boy who was given four cents a day for his lunch,” he wrote in a 2002 memoir, “Garry Sobers: My Autobiography.” “A penny equaled two cents, so a shilling was worth 24 cents. Riches indeed!”

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Of all of his performances, the one that is perhaps most remembered came in 1968, not for the West Indies but for a club team, Nottinghamshire County Cricket Club, in England. Facing the first of the six balls that make up an “over,” Sobers smacked the ball out of the field of play to score six runs. He did the same on the next five balls as well.
Six balls, six sixes. Perfection. It was the first time in the long history of top-level cricket that it had ever been done.

ESPN.

Hannah Rapp, boxer. She was 26.

Authorities said [a driver – DB] passed two bicyclists, Rapp and her boyfriend, at high speed and with just a foot to spare, causing the boyfriend to raise his arms and yell toward the vehicle, reported KBTX, citing an affidavit.
He then allegedly slammed on his brakes, skidded to a stop, put the vehicle in reverse, and rapidly accelerated backward, striking Rapp and knocking her into the roadway, deputies allege.
The rear hatch of [the driver’s -DB] car was crushed inward, and the rear window was completely shattered, while investigators also found separate skid marks at the scene caused by the vehicle apparently braking and then backing up, the affidavit notes.
[The driver – DB] claimed he heard the cyclists yell and throw their hands up, and, believing they were trying to flag him down, braked hard to come to a stop, according to the affidavit.
He told investigators he started backing up and didn’t see Rapp until the last moment before hitting her.
When asked how fast he was reversing, [the driver] said, “15 miles per hour,” according to the affidavit.
Physical evidence at the scene, including the skid marks and severity of the damage, didn’t match [the driver’s – DB] claims and indicated heavy impact, investigators wrote.

I’m not naming the driver here (though he is named in the article) as I believe he is entitled to the presumption of innocence. However, the Post claims he has a lengthy criminal record.

He has been charged with manslaughter: frankly, given the described circumstances, I would think a murder charge is justified. But I Am Not A Lawyer.

Legal update.

Tuesday, June 30th, 2026

Carl Rinsch was sentenced yesterday. He was convicted last year of defrauding Netflix of $11 million for a series he never completed. (Previously. Previously.)

30 months (or 2 1/2 years) in prison. Which works out to $4,400,000 a year for the money he stole.

Would I do time, in what will probably be a white-collar resort prison, for $4,400,000 a year? Certainly not, as there are things I value more. But I can see that the tradeoff might work for some folks.

Also: “…$638,000 on two mattresses”. How do you spend $319,000 on a mattress? Not from those Internet mattress people for sure.

“…plus another $295,000 on luxury bedding and linens”. What is this I can’t even.

Obit watch: May 28, 2026.

Thursday, May 28th, 2026

Robert Daley, author and deputy commissioner with the NYPD. He was 96.

Daley served as deputy commissioner of the NYPD in 1971 and 1972, a turbulent period marked by police corruption investigations, organised crime violence, major robberies and attacks on officers. He later drew on that experience in ‘Target Blue: An Insider’s View of the N.Y.P.D.’, giving readers a close look at the inner workings, pressures and contradictions of the force.
‘Prince of the City’ became his most enduring work. The book followed Robert Leuci, an NYPD narcotics detective whose cooperation with investigators exposed corruption within the department’s Special Investigation Unit. The story centred not only on criminal conduct, but on loyalty, guilt and the complicated moral code that shaped police life. Critics recognised its force, with contemporary commentary noting the power of Daley’s portrayal of the flawed policeman as a modern literary figure.

Haven’t read the book, but the movie version of it is…pretty okay. I do think it could have been trimmed down some (the movie comes in at 2:47: “The Best Years of Our Lives” comes in at 2:52).

(Archive.is is still broken. Sorry.)

Obit watch: May 19, 2026.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2026

Mark Fuhrman.

This is a couple of days old, but worth noting: G. Robert Blakey.

He did the RICO.

In 1969, he was hired as the chief counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee’s Subcommittee on Criminal Laws and Procedures. It was there that he worked on the RICO law, under Senator John L. McClellan, the Arkansas Democrat who chaired the subcommittee.
The law — Title IX of the Organized Crime Control Act of 1970, for which Senator McClellan was the driving force — says that a person or group of people who commit certain crimes as part of a conspiracy or criminal enterprise can be charged with racketeering. And it allows those hurt by the enterprise to sue for three times their actual damages.
Previously, prosecutors would charge people for committing single crimes like murder, extortion or gambling, or for conspiracy to commit those individual felonies. “Bob took conspiracy law and broadened it to describe a pattern of racketeering that is committed in furtherance of an enterprise,” Ed Stier, a former federal prosecutor in New Jersey, said in an interview.

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Some critics have argued that the RICO law is too vague, that it is too widely used and that its penalties are sometimes out of proportion to the crimes being prosecuted.
“It is sort of the white-collar equivalent of capital punishment,” Stephen Gillers, a law professor at New York University, told The Los Angeles Times in 1989 after the conviction of a New Jersey investment partnership for engaging in a racketeering conspiracy involving securities fraud.