Archive for December 9th, 2010

Jarndyce and Jarndyce, call your offices, please.

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Henry W. Segar filed a racial discrimination suit against the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs in 1977.

The BNDD is now the DEA. And the Segar case is still being litigated.

Obit watch.

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

John Du Pont.

David Schultz was unavailable for comment.

And speaking of putting things out of our misery…

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

I’m not shocked that “Brenda Starr” is ending.

I am shocked to find out that Mary “Wear Sunscreen” Schmich has been writing it for a quarter-century.

(Hattip: Jimbo.)

Making book.

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

New York has finally taken the Off-Track Betting Corporation out behind the barn and shot it.

Closing costs have been estimated at $19 million, and pension and health benefits for retirees could climb above $600 million. Track owners seem less likely than ever to collect the $67 million they are owed, and the state would probably lose the $11 million it has coming.

I know what you’re asking yourself: “Gee, I wonder what Jesus Leonardo is going to do?” For those who may not recall, Mr. Leonardo was profiled in the NYT last year; he’s a “stooper”, someone who picks up discarded tickets and cashes in the winners. Somehow, he’s able to make a claimed $45,000 a year off of this activity.

The 58-year-old Leonardo, who lives in Wanaque, N.J., has devised a plan that will allow him to continue searching for someone else’s lost treasure. He has increased his ticket-collecting staff to six, and has started dispatching them on a rotating basis to racetracks in New York, New Jersey and Philadelphia. The runners meet at a neutral site every night and turn over the discarded betting slips to Leonardo, who then takes them to individual tracks for scanning.