Archive for November, 2010

“This is indeed the father and mother of a tapeworm.”

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

I don’t have a lot that’s profound or interesting to say about WikiLeaks, and much of what I could say has been said better elsewhere.

But as it happens, I’ve got a copy of John Brunner’s The Shockwave Rider sitting on the table next to me. And for some reason, I’m reminded of the little interstitial bits of text throughout the novel, especially towards the end (“This product contains a known allergen and a known carcinogen…This is a cybernetic datum imprinted on the wrapper without the manufacturers’ knowledge or consent.”)

I’m increasingly convinced that Brunner got it right. Not the small details of what the society of the Internet would look like, but I think he’s batting close to 100% on the big picture.

We’re not going to white collar resort prison…

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Dear members of the Imperial Stars:

Here’s a link to the guitar tab for “Folsom Prison Blues”.

I think you might need that where you’re going.

TMQ watch: November 30th, 2010.

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

So what has Gregg Easterbrook up in arms this week? Would you believe Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

Let’s get the vector, Victor.

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Alto! En nombre del amor!

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Cranston, Rhode Island, a town I have a passing familiarity with, has a small problem.

Some of their stop signs were put up illegally.

And when I say, “some”, I mean, “692 out of 2,600“.

Hilarity has not, so far, ensued, but the city council is working on it.

I just read it for the articles.

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Every issue of Playboy from 1953 to 2010, on a USB hard drive, for $300.

(Hattip: Jimbo.)

I don’t see this on Amazon yet, or I’d throw up a link. In any case, if I was going to get a complete magazine archive, Playboy is pretty low on my list. The Complete New Yorker would probably be closer to the top, though it looks like that hasn’t been updated until 2005 (and is no longer available on the magazine’s web site, but Amazon has it pretty darn cheap), with the National Geographic collection being a close second. However, I’ve heard that the NatGeo collection isn’t that useful; the photos are supposedly pretty low-res. Anybody got any experience with the NatGeo DVDs?

Seasonal administrative reminder.

Monday, November 29th, 2010

This is a general administrative reminder that purchases made through Amazon links on Whipped Cream Difficulties, such as this one, result in a small kickback to me.

You can also use the new Amazon search box on the sidebar to get the same effect, just by searching for products on Amazon.  (I’ll leave that box near the top for now, but I’ll probably move it lower after the holiday season ends.)

To repeat what I said last year, “Think of it as like a PBS or NPR pledge drive, but without all the annoying program interruptions, and not so much Three Tenors or Wayne Dyer.”

Things you don’t want to read before breakfast.

Monday, November 29th, 2010

More local moms taking placentas home.

Am I evil? Because the first thing I thought of was the SNL “Placenta Helper” skit.

(I am unable to find a transcript online, but here’s a “Straight Dope” column referencing the skit.)

Firing watch.

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Bill Lynch out at Indiana.

Randy Shannon out at Miami.

Potential candidates to replace Shannon include former UM quarterback and Georgia coach Mark Richt, former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach…

Oh, yes, please! Having Leach coach at Miami would be awesome! However, current speculation seems to be that they’re going after Jon Gruden. Which would leave an empty space in the MNF booth.

Surely you can’t be serious!

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Obit watch: the late great Leslie Nielsen. (WP. LAT.)

It is somewhat unfortunate that people of my generation mostly remember him for Airplane, the Naked Gun movies, and possibly for Naked Gun‘s precursor, the short-lived and little-watched but screamingly funny Police Squad! (“In Color!”).

But before all that, he had a serious dramatic career, as the obits note. He knocked around various TV series doing guest shots, played the Captain in the original Poseidon Adventure, and had lead roles in at least two TV series during the late 60’s/early 70’s.

Back when Austin still had an RTN affiliate, I was able to record episodes of The Bold Ones (which really needs to have a DVD release) on Saturday and Sunday afternoons. For those who don’t remember The Bold Ones, it was an early “wheel” show, where each week was devoted to a different profession; doctors, defense attorneys, police and prosecutors, senators…

Leslie Nielsen starred in “The Protectors” portion of the wheel, playing the police chief of a medium-sized California town. You could see where a lot of  “Police Squad”/”Naked Gun” came from, just watching Nielsen act. But at the same time, “The Protectors”, like the other parts of The Bold Ones, was a serious and honest attempt to deal with contemporary social problems in a fictional setting. If you still have RTN in your area, see if you can catch “Memo from the Class of ’76” sometime; you’ll see what I’m talking about.

The last time I saw Mr. Nielsen in anything, it was during the short-lived CBS “Gameshow Marathon”. I remember thinking at the time that he didn’t look good, and it seemed like he was just a touch out of it. I’m actually a little surprised he lived this long, and even more so that he was still working (though, granted, the work he was doing didn’t exactly live up to his talent: “Spanish Movie”?)

Rest in peace.

Sad news.

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Mangia Pizza, a local chain that specializes in a pretty good version of Chicago stuffed pizza, filed a Chapter 11 petition on Tuesday.

The 22-year-old company has two restaurants in Austin, one in Round Rock and a location at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport. Two more Austin locations, at the Domain and on Lake Austin Boulevard, are independently owned and not part of the bankruptcy.

  1. I was previously unaware that those two locations were independently owned.
  2. “At the Domain”? If there’s a location at the Domain, I am unaware of it. There is a location in a strip center near-ish to the Domain, but not “at the Domain”.

Jihad declared.

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

In my capacity as president and chief operating officer of the Society for the Preservation and Restoration of Classic Cocktails, I hearby declare jihad against the Bubblegum Martini.

In the immortal words of a great philospher:

Policy statement.

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

This came up in a previous thread, but I’m promoting it to a post of its own:

Personal friends of the proprietor are always welcome to pimp things here, within reasonable limits.

The proprietor has an expansive definition of “personal friends” and “reasonable limits”. Basically, follow the Wheaton rule and you should be okay. If you have any questions, drop me an email. (The preferred addresses are on the “Contact the proprietor” page.)

Spammers continue to be cordially invited to die in a fire.

Spaghetti Carbonara day.

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

We were somewhat amused to see, on the day before Thanksgiving, the NYT publishing a recipe for “Spaghetti With Sausage Alla Carbonara“. As you might be able to guess from the title, sausage substitutes for bacon in this variation.

We are big fans of a well-done spaghetti carbonara, and look forward to giving this particular variation a trial run.

(We know we linked to this yesterday, but for those who do not understand the significance of spaghetti carbonara and Thanksgiving, once again we link to Calvin Trillin.)

TMQ watch: November 23, 2010.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Ah, Thanksgiving approaches. And what are we thankful for this week? TMQ cheerleader photos, perhaps?

Let’s go to the video, Warner.

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Gunsmoke.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Apropos my comments about the gun show, my great and good friend Glen sent me a link to this Cool Tools writeup of the Dillon Precision RL-550B.

I’ve heard a lot of good word of mouth about Dillon’s stuff, but I didn’t realize the 550B was in the price range of a mediocre laptop. That’s seriously tempting. (And, yes, I realize that there’s additional costs for dies.)

Things I wonder about, and maybe that part of my audience that reloads can answer:

  1. If you’re just starting out reloading, are you better off starting with a progressive press? I’ve also considered one of those Lee Anniversary kits as a starting point; there’s a dramatic price difference, but am I likely to get frustrated by the limitations of the Lee, and wish I had gone with the Dillon first?
  2. How much room do you need for the Dillon or an equivalent press? Those of you who have a Dillon setup: how much space does it take up?

Random notes: November 23, 2010.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Fat, drunk, and escorting nuclear weapons is no way to go through life, son.

(I haven’t checked FARK to see if they used that headline. If they didn’t, they should have.)

Anne Dick and The Search for Philip K. Dick in the NYT.

Pager duty?

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

The City of Austin is paying a police officer – not just any police officer, but one of Art Acevedo’s fired/reinstated by an arbitrator officers – $98,000 a year.

Now, $98,000 a year is good money, especially in Austin. “But,” you may say to yourself, “I don’t want to get shot at, even for $98,000 a year.”

No worries, mate.

Police Chief Art Acevedo forbade Torres to wear his uniform publicly or take any police action and put the 24-year department veteran on what some fellow officers call $98,000-a-year “basement duty,” in charge of distributing digital pagers to other officers from the bottom floor of police headquarters.

Interestingly, the whole thing appears to stem from a domestic dispute:

Torres’ wife told investigators she found a camera that had pictures of Torres and another woman in bed together. She refused to return the camera, prompting a struggle that left her with bruises on her arms and legs. Torres denied that he hurt his wife, the memo said.

Deputies in Williamson County, where Torres lives, initially charged him with a Class A misdemeanor, but Torres later pleaded guilty to Class C assault by contact and was fined $100, records show.

Correct me if I’m wrong, someone, but doesn’t the fact that he was convicted of a crime of domestic violence mean that he can’t own or carry a gun in any case?

Speaking of the gun show loophole.

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

The Saxet Shows are back in Austin. (Previously.)

A group of us went yesterday. Things I noticed:

  • The show was at the Travis County Expo Center. There was no requirement that sales go through a licensed dealer, and I saw a lot of folks with “Private seller” signs on their tables.
  • I did see a considerable police presence, but I’m not sure how many of those police officers were just browsing the show in uniform, and how many were actually working.
  • I also saw a lot of folks with what I’ll call, for want of a better word, “wanted” posters with photos of some guys who’ve apparently been running doing purchases at gun shows as part of some kind of Brady Bunch sting.
  • No book dealers. Except for that guy who is always at the gun shows, selling survivalist books and weird crank literature about the Trilateral Commission/New World Order/Illuminati connection.
  • A fair amount of ammo, including .380 auto.
  • Didn’t buy any guns. Someone had a XP-100 in .221 Fireball, which was tempting, but I’d have to start reloading, and I didn’t feel like shelling out $575 right now. (That was with a scope, though I didn’t look closely at what kind of scope.) As I’ve noted before, I have a nostalgic attachment to the XP-100. As I’ve also noted before, nostalgia is a moron.
  • Decent assortment of vendors. I’m hoping next month’s show will be even larger, now that folks have had a month to prepare.
  • What of the gun show in the old Target building? The web site still shows them with a show scheduled December 18th and 19th. Yes, that is the same weekend as the next Saxet show.

Boom! Boom! Acka lacka lacka boom!

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Brad Childress. Over. Done.

My reaction? I was somewhat amused that I was listening to Was (Not Was) when I found this out. As I’ve said previously, I think the major problem that Childress had was his failure to walk the dinosaur.

The Washington Post makes me testy. (Part VI)

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Oh, look! The WP‘s “Hidden Life of Guns” is back! Unleash the dagron, as they say on FARK!

I am rapidly coming to the belief that the most dangerous things in the world, in order, are:

  • a software guy with a soldering iron.
  • a hardware guy with a programming language.
  • a journalist with a database.
  • and a government employee with an idea.

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Quote of the day.

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Over the weekend, I picked up a copy of David Chadwick’s Crooked Cucumber: The Life and Zen Teaching of Shunryu Suzuki.

I haven’t read it yet, and I’m going to be up to my eyebrows in the Iranian Revolution for the next week, but I did find one rather striking exchange while flipping through the book.

The setup for this is that a group of Suzuki’s students were sitting around with Suzuki talking about some book “about the meeting of East and West”. The students were making comparisons between East and West, and the West was getting the short end of the stick.

As conversation continued in this vein, Suzuki spoke up, obviously upset. “If you want to be a good Buddhist,” he said, “first you’re going to have to learn how to be a good Christian.” Then he got up and walked out.

Obit watch: But what about Thumper?

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

One of my tipsters pointed out that Lawrencia “Bambi” Bembenek has died.

For those of you who don’t remember the bizarre saga of  the Bembenek case: Ms. Bembenek was a former waitress in a Playboy Club who became an officer with the Milwaukee PD. Shortly after that, she married a Milwaukee PD detective. Shortly after that, the detective’s ex-wife was capped.

Ms. Bembenek was arrested and charged with the murder, but claimed she had been framed by members of the Milwaukee PD, as retaliation for her cooperation in a federal investigation of the department. In spite of this, Ms. Bembenek was convicted and sentenced to life in prison.

Eight years after her conviction, Ms. Bembenek escaped from prison and fled to Canada. She was recaptured within three months, but in the meantime had gained a substantial amount of support in Milwaukee.

A reinvestigation of the case followed, and in December 1992 a judge reduced Ms. Bembenek’s life sentence to 20 years after she struck a deal with prosecutors in which she pleaded no contest to second-degree murder. She was immediately released for time served.

Edited to add: slightly more detailed WP obit here. Somehow, I missed the whole “lawsuit against Dr. Phil” thing.

Riverbats?

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Austin Community College has a new mascot.

I want to provide some more substantial comment on this story, but I can’t; I’m laughing too hard.

Time to celebrate!

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Today is World Toilet Day. I’m pretty sure I don’t need to tell you how to properly observe this occasion.

Today is also National Ammo Day. As I say every year, if you can’t do anything else, swing by your local big box store and pick up a brick of .22 LR and a copy of Red Dawn.

Fashonistas.

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

I wanted to link to this article on the Old Fashioned (hattip: Daring Fireball); I actually think this is a pretty well done take, and I was previously unfamiliar with the American Drink website.

The problem I have, though, is that the American Drink site seems to me to be annoyingly laid out and far more difficult to read than it should be.

I’m wondering if it might be time to revive the Society for the Preservation and Restoration of Classic Cocktails, in blog format; possibly even as a group blog. Glen? Mike? RoadRich? Would you guys be interested if I fired something like that up?