Jihad declared.

In my capacity as president and chief operating officer of the Society for the Preservation and Restoration of Classic Cocktails, I hearby declare jihad against the Bubblegum Martini.

In the immortal words of a great philospher:

3 Responses to “Jihad declared.”

  1. Earl Cooley III says:

    Yep, an abomination. If I were to want a mixed drink with something goofy, I’d prefer Big Red or Mountain Dew Code Red. heh.

  2. Death to stupid pink drinks!

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