Since I previously declared jihad against the bubblegum martini, I’m sure my readers expect me to declare jihad against the McNuggetini as well.
Indeed, I would, if I believed such a thing existed. However, I refuse to believe in the existence of the McNuggetini; I believe this is an elaborate prank, much like Ken’s post over at Popehat on the non-existent E! show “Bridalplasty“.