Your loser update: March 27, 2026.

March 27th, 2026

MLB teams that have a chance to go 0-162:

Toronto
Tampa Bay
Kansas City
Minnesota
White Sox
City Unknown Athletics
Houston
Texas
Seattle
Miami
Atlanta
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Cubs
Colorado
Arizona
San Francisco
San Diego

In other news, the Houston Astros lost to the Los Angeles Angels 3-0 at Daikin Park yesterday. As we all know, that means the Astros won’t be able to sell beer there for the rest of the season…

…because they lost the home opener.

(Thank you. I’ll be here all season. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitress.)

Do as I say, not as I do. (PSA update)

March 26th, 2026

I can be very stubborn sometimes. Especially when someone is trying to frustrate me.

So even though I said, “Don’t do business with Palmetto State Armory” (and I stand by that, for reasons that I’ll get into below) I continued pursuing the CZ82.

I resubmitted my C&R FFL…and finally got an answer back, asking me what SKU I wanted to purchase. I provided all the information and PSA got back to me saying it was approved for C&R purchase. In order to do that, though, I had to:

  • place the order
  • select a FFL from their list when I placed the order
  • once I placed the order, I had to email PSA back with my order number, and then they would replace the FFL I had selected with my C&R FFL

This seems to me like a convoluted and stupid way of doing things. When I ordered a C&R gun from Collector’s Firearms in Houston, I specified in the order notes that I had a C&R FFL: Collector’s contacted me in a day or two, gave me the email address I could send the FFL to, and shipped the gun with no problems. Even ordering non-C&R guns from GunBroker is smoother than this.

But, anyway, I did the dance. And, by the way, PSA raised the price of the gun in my cart by $20 since I had started the process. PSA sent me an order confirmation with the number, I provided the order number to the appropriate people at PSA, they subbed in my C&R FFL, and sent me an order confirmation with a tracking number.

Shortly after I got the tracking number, I got another email from PSA’s “Compliance Department”:

In an ongoing effort to protect our customers and our business, we systematically evaluate every order that is placed. Your order has been flagged our internal assessment system. This is a comprehensive process that covers multiple data points so we are contacting you to confirm you placed order (#########) on (##/##/####).

I replied to the email. Never got any acknowledgment. Called PSA customer service again the next day (and, I’m pretty sure, talked to the same person I talked to last time). She said the order had been approved and shipped and I didn’t need to worry about the compliance department…

…and the final punchline to this is that the gun did arrive yesterday. It looks pretty nice: I think “very good”. PSA threw in what looks like a cheap generic nylon holster, but I only got one magazine. I need to get a couple more CZ82 mags. And some 9×18 ammo: none of my local gun stores seem to have any.

Would I go through this again? No. I’m sorry, but PSA seems disorganized, and I resent they jacked up the price of the gun in my cart $20. After all this frustration, I can’t see dealing with them again, no matter how attractive the offer is.

Firings watch.

March 25th, 2026

Hubert Davis out as men’s basketball coach at the University of North Carolina.

He was 125-54 in five seasons, and went to the NCAA Tournament four times. But the consistent theme seems to be: he couldn’t produce results. (Does that sound familiar to anybody? Lawrence?)

Including this season, half of North Carolina’s all-time first-round NCAA Tournament losses have come in the past two years.

UNC lost to VCU in the first round this year, and blew a 19 point lead while doing so.

ESPN.

Obit watch: March 25, 2026.

March 25th, 2026

Tracy Kidder, author.

I read The Soul of A New Machine, but in a Reader’s Digest condensed version, back in the day. I should really pick up a copy and read the real book.

When The Detroit Free Press offered Mr. Kidder a reporting job, he told Mr. [Richard] Todd [his editor – DB], “Maybe I can get a Pulitzer if I work really hard.” Mr. Todd responded, “You can get a Pulitzer staying here in Western Massachusetts and writing books.”

(For those who may not know, Soul did win a Pulitzer.)

Mr. Kidder wrote in endless drafts. “Tracy throws up on the page and cleans up afterward,” said Jonathan Harr, author of the best-selling book “A Civil Action.” “He was absolutely indefatigable in the writing.”

Obit watch: March 24, 2026.

March 24th, 2026

For the record: NYT obits for Valerie Perrine and Brian Doherty.

Burning in Hell watch: Kermit Gosnell. I have my own opinions about abortion, which I’m not going to impose on anyone here. But the Gosnell case, as I recall, made even people who were pro-abortion sit up and say, “Hey, wait a minute, this is going too far.”

Obit watch: March 23, 2026.

March 23rd, 2026

Valerie Perrine, actress. Other credits include “Homicide: Life on the Street”, “Walker, Texas Ranger”, and “W.C. Fields and Me”.

For the historical record: Robert S. Mueller III. WP.

Obit watch: March 20, 2026.

March 20th, 2026

Chuck Norris. THR. “The World Bows: Remembering Chuck Norris 1940-2026” from Black Belt.

Other credits include the bad “Hawaii Five-0”, “Sons of Thunder”, and “Firewalker“.

Ed Bernard, actor. Other credits include “Hardcastle and McCormick”, “Shaft” (the movie), “Cool Million”…

…and “Mannix”. (“A Question of Murder”, season 7, episode 22. He was “Bull Evans”.)

Jane Lapotaire, British actress.

For the historical record: NYT obit for Alvin Greene. (Previously on WCD.)

Peeves petted. Axes ground.

March 18th, 2026

This is not a shot at Dr. Christopher A. Sims. I never met the man. For all I know, he helped old ladies across the street, nursed sick puppies, and fed feral cats.

But:

Christopher A. Sims, 83, Dies; Won Nobel on Ways to Steer the Economy

Christopher A. Sims, a Nobel Prize-winning economist who devised statistical models to guide central bankers and other policymakers in their attempts to steer the economy, died on Saturday at his home in Minneapolis. He was 83.

As the NYT acknowledges in paragraph four of the obit, the prize is the Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel. This prize was created in 1968, 72 years after Alfred Nobel’s death. It is not a Nobel prize, and it is wrong and misleading to state that it is one. The only real Nobel prizes are in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature, and peace.

Yes, I know this is a small thing. But it is one of my pet peeves.

Vatican Justice!

March 17th, 2026

Cardinal Giovanni Angelo Becciu, former chief of staff to Pope Francis, was convicted by the Vatican’s criminal court in 2023 of various financial crimes.

Today, his conviction was overturned on appeal.

The NYT article is mostly bullet points:

Most charges related to a London real estate deal that cost the Vatican millions of euros.

In 2023, Cardinal Becciu and others were convicted on some charges and acquitted on others. Defendants included former Vatican staff, financiers, consultants and an intelligence expert. All appealed.

In a 16-page ruling, the appeals court said that Vatican prosecutors committed procedural errors that warranted a new trial.
The court ruled that the prosecutors had unfairly withheld evidence.
One of Pope Francis’s secret law changes let prosecutors act without judicial oversight. The appeals court said the defendants should have known of the change.

The NYPost also has a story that is less bullet-pointy and more sensational.

Defense lawyers said such a ruling was enormously significant if not historic, since it amounted to a Vatican court declaring that an act of the pope had no effect.

The case had as its main focus the Vatican’s investment of $413 million in a London property. Prosecutors alleged brokers and Vatican monsignors fleeced the Holy See of tens of millions of dollars in fees and commissions to acquire the property, and then extorted the Holy See for $16.5 million to cede control of it.
The original investigation spawned two main tangents involving Becciu, once a leading Vatican cardinal and future papal contender. He was convicted of embezzlement and sentenced to 5½ years in prison. The tribunal convicted eight other defendants of embezzlement, abuse of office, fraud and other charges and imposed tens of millions of dollars in restitution to the Holy See.

This whole thing seems kind of crazy. And I’m looking forward to the true crime book.

By the way: Catholic Answers explains papal infallibility for you.

Obit watch: March 17, 2026.

March 17th, 2026

Len Deighton, one of the great British spy writers. NYT (share link). He was 97.

He wrote “The IPCRESS File” to amuse himself during a vacation. The story of a secret agent confronted with duplicity and bureaucracy from his own side while investigating a Soviet kidnap ring, it was published in 1962 and went on to sell millions of copies.
The novel was adapted into a 1965 film, with Caine in a star-making performance as Deighton’s protagonist, a sardonic working-class sophisticate with a love of gourmet food. The character is unnamed in the book, though Caine’s character was given the name Harry Palmer.

Another passion was food. Deighton was food correspondent for The Observer newspaper in the 1960s and wrote several cookbooks aimed at men — a then-novel idea — including “Len Deighton’s Action Cook Book” (1965), with recipes illustrated like comic strips.

Judy Pace, actress. Other credits include “Cotton Comes to Harlem”, “O’Hara, U.S. Treasury”, “Shaft” (the TV series), and “The Thomas Crown Affair” (the original).

Matt Clark, actor. Other credits include “Hardcastle and McCormick”, “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension”, “The Laughing Policeman”, and “T.H.E. Cat”.

John Bengtson. No, you probably haven’t heard of him, unless you have a lot in common with the Saturday Night Movie Group.

For more than 30 years, he captured images of them from silent films and then matched them with archival photos, aerial maps and postcards to pinpoint where Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin and Harold Lloyd performed their slapstick shenanigans.
In identifying hundreds of locations in Hollywood, San Francisco and New York that those geniuses of silent comedy used in movies like “The Kid” (1921), “Cops” (1922) and “Safety Last!” (1923), Mr. Bengtson inadvertently uncovered a visual record of vanished cityscapes.
“When you watch a silent movie,” he said, “you’re not only being entertained by the story, but you’re experiencing time travel.”

His most remarkable revelation centered on a T-shaped alley in Hollywood, between Cahuenga Boulevard and Cosmo Street. Triangulating frame-by-frame stills with his go-to research materials, Mr. Bengtson discovered that the alley had been used in more than a dozen films in the early 1920s, including Keaton’s “Cops,” Chaplin’s “The Kid” and Lloyd’s “Safety Last!”
The location’s ubiquity made sense to Mr. Bengtson. At the time, Hollywood was mostly a neighborhood of open fields and vacant lots. Because the alley was close to the filmmakers’ studios, they could go there for quick urban shots instead of lugging their equipment to downtown Los Angeles.
“I can absolutely guarantee you that there is no place anywhere that has three of the biggest stars and three of their most important movies in one spot,” Mr. Bengtson told Atlas Obscura, a travel website, in 2021, the year a commemorative plaque he advocated for was placed at the alley. “This is absolutely two or three strata above anything else I’ve ever found.”

He did three books: Silent Echoes: Discovering Early Hollywood Through the Films of Buster Keaton, Silent Visions: Discovering Early Hollywood and New York Through the Films of Harold Lloyd, and Silent Traces: Discovering Early Hollywood Through the Films of Charlie Chaplin.

I burned a share link on this because I’d like for folks to look at the header of the NYT obit, which partially reproduces an extra on the Criterion Collection disc, showing how they did the clock stunt in Harold Lloyd’s “Safety Last!”. Mr. Bengtson sounds like a really cool guy who it would have been a pleasure to know. ALS got him at 68.

Obit watch: March 16, 2026.

March 16th, 2026

Brian Doherty, writer for Reason magazine and author. Reason describes him as “the leading historian of the libertarian movement”.

He was 57, and died as the result of a fall.

Paul R. Ehrlich, of The Population Bomb fame. McThag.

As a young professor of biology at Stanford University in the mid-1960s, Dr. Ehrlich was known for his absorbing lectures on evolution, in which he described what plants and animals faced on a planet stressed by industrial pollution and rapid population growth. He distilled those lectures into an article published in December 1967 in New Scientist magazine.
Six months later, encouraged by David Brower, the executive director of the environmental group the Sierra Club, to write a book on the subject, Dr. Ehrlich published “The Population Bomb.” In 233 pages, he asserted that the planet’s condition began to deteriorate rapidly in the 1950s, when the rate of population growth exceeded the increase in food production — or, as he put it, when “the stork passed the plow.” He called on couples to limit their families to one or two children.

Such bold predictions, some of which turned out to be premature or in error, prompted rivals in business and academia to question the validity of his claims. In 1980, Julian Simon, an economist at the University of Maryland, challenged Dr. Ehrlich and two of his colleagues with what Stewart Brand, a founder of the Whole Earth Catalog, called “one of the great revelatory bets.”
Convinced that the growing population would make natural resources ever more scarce and thus drive up costs, Dr. Ehrlich accepted Mr. Simon’s challenge, betting that the prices of five key metals would rise in the 1980s. Mr. Simon believed that innovation would drive prices down.
In 1990, Dr. Ehrlich and his colleagues conceded defeat and sent Mr. Simon a check for $576.07 — an amount that represented the decline in the metals’ prices after accounting for inflation.

For the record: NYT obit for Dan Simmons.

Companies to avoid: Palmetto State Armory.

March 16th, 2026

I have been trying since Friday to order one of these from PSA:

Screenshot

First of all, when I try to log into the PSA website with my account, it makes me complete a CAPTCHA. Which wouldn’t be so bad, except that there seems to be something broken with PSA’s CAPTCHA process. Sometimes it will go through the first or second attempt, sometimes it takes a dozen or more “click on all the squares that contain X” attempts before it finally goes through. Then, since I have two factor authentication enabled, once I get the PIN, I have to go through the entire CAPTCHA process again.

Once I am finally logged in, and go through the checkout process, when it asks me to select a FFL, I do not get any option to upload a copy of my C&R license. Yes, I do have one, and (as you can see in the screen shot above) PSA claims this is C&R eligible.

I’ve used the online help system three times. The first two times, the online help team told me they would escalate this internally to the “discount code” team, and that I should hear from that team directly. That was Friday, and they said I wouldn’t have to wait until today. I’ve heard nothing. The third chat agent I used today just kept going around in circles telling me to call their customer service number. They did tell me to try a different browser, or try incognito mode: when I told them I’d tried four different browsers on two different computers, it was back to the endless cycle of “call our customer service number”.

I called the customer service number. The person who answered the phone was singularly unhelpful, telling me I needed to upload my FFL to the “compliance department”. The link for that is difficult to find, but I did manage to find it and uploaded it on Friday, before I spoke to customer service. When I told the customer service rep I had already uploaded it, she told me a) I have to wait for them to “process” it, and II) I had to specify, when I uploaded it, what items I wanted to purchase. Curiously, that’s not stated on the upload form. I asked how long it takes to process it, and the customer service rep refused to answer that question. If that person is to be believed, PSA won’t let you upload a copy of your C&R FFL to have on file in your account. When I asked about the supposed escalation to the “discount code” team, I got no reply that addressed that claim.

This is a real shame. My Makarov owning friend tells me, at that price, PSA is virtually giving them away. But that price becomes much less attractive if I have to pay FFL transfer fees on top of PSA’s shipping, shipping protection, and tax. At this point, I’m tired and I’m fed up with chasing after Palmetto State Armory to give them my money.

This is the second time I’ve tried to order something from PSA. The first time, I tried to order some 5.7 ammo they had on sale: that order was cancelled for no apparent reason.

I don’t plan to try to do business with Palmetto State Armory again. I also don’t feel like I can encourage any of my readers to do business with Palmetto State Armory.

I haven’t been treated with this much contempt since Cheaper than Dirt had a retail store in Round Rock.

Firings watch.

March 13th, 2026

In a little bit of haste:

Dr. Kevin Granger fired as athletic director of Texas Southern University. Also, they took down his jersey. (He was a former basketball player for the school, and they had retired his number.)

“In June 2025, Texas Southern University was formally notified of serious allegations made in a civil lawsuit against Dr. Kevin Granger, who was then serving as Vice President of Intercollegiate Athletics and Athletic Director,” TSU said in Thursday’s statement to Chron. “Based on the seriousness of the allegations and the advice of legal counsel, the University immediately placed Dr. Granger on administrative leave status. Associated with this action, two independent administrative inquiries into this matter, fully external to the University, under Title VII and Title IX were directed…

Wes Miller out as basketball coach of Cincinnati, per “sources”. Five seasons:

After going 18-15 in his first season at Cincinnati, Miller received a two-year contract extension just 20 months into his tenure. He went 23-13 in 2022-23 and 22-15 in 2023-24 but fell short of the NCAA tournament in both seasons.

18-15 this season as well.

Kim English out as head basketball coach of Providence.

English compiled an overall record of 48-52 and 23-37 in Big East play.

15-18 this season.

Random gun crankery.

March 13th, 2026

I feel like I am unobservant. Especially since I own stock in Ruger.

But I did not know, until today, that Beretta was making a hostile takeover bid for Ruger. I think this might be great for my stock price, but I would very much regret seeing another independent gun maker become part of a larger conglomerate. On the gripping hand, there are probably worse companies that could buy Ruger…

Speaking of stock:

Smith & Wesson posted net sales of $135.7 million for Q3 fiscal 2026, revenue up 17.1% year over year, with margins improving for the third consecutive quarter. The official release dropped on March 5.

And speaking of S&W, I got a press release today: Lena Miculek has returned to Smith and Wesson as their newest “ambassador”. I find this interesting, as she was previously with Sig Sauer, and was the front person for their ROSE program. I did know that she had left Sig a few months ago, so I guess this is the proverbial other shoe dropping.

This came across a mailing list I’m on, and I wanted to bookmark it: I may need this at some point in the not-too-distant future.

Shoot House Rules For Life

I will say that this falls more into the “relationship advice” category than “gun crankery”, but it seems sound to me.

Firings watch.

March 12th, 2026

I think the NCAA men’s basketball tournament bracket is going to be announced this weekend. I don’t really care, except Gonzaga! (Because it is fun to say “Gonzaga!”)

But with the end of the regular season, comes the firings.

Bobby Hurley out as head coach of Arizona State.

Hurley finished 185-167 in 11 seasons at Arizona State, leaving as the second-winningest coach in program history behind Ned Wulk.

But:

Hurley led the Sun Devils to the NCAA tournament three times, including two straight in 2018 and 2019, but he needed to make another March Madness run if his contract was going to be extended.
Arizona State fell well short, finishing 12th out of 16 teams in the Big 12 at 7-11 and 17-16 overall following the 91-42 loss to Iowa State in Kansas City – the most lopsided game in Big 12 history.