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Thursday, November 8th, 2012

A/V Club obit for Elliott Carter.

NYT obits for Darrell Royal and influential former wine columnist Frank J. Prial.

Another election result that amuses me:

The referendum in Tuesday’s election asked voters whether Michigan should retain a recently enacted state law that allowed the governor to appoint “emergency managers” with broad oversight of financial decisions, budgets and union contracts for struggling local governments. The law was intended to help municipalities avoid bankruptcy or default, but it has been criticized for infringing on the rights of local governments.

The referendum failed, 53% – 47%.

Emergency managers currently oversee three school districts in Michigan, including the Detroit public schools, and the city governments in Benton Harbor, Escorse, Flint and Pontiac. Now it is unclear what the vote means for their work, as well as for a fledgling financial consent agreement between the state and Detroit, which has wrestled with billions of dollars of long-term debt and nearly ran out of money this year.

And another one: voters in San Francisco actually rejected a proposal “that would have taken the first steps toward draining Hetch Hetchy Reservoir and drastically revamped the way much of the Bay Area gets its water.”

The Prop. F initiative was the culmination of a years-long effort by environmentalists to restore Hetch Hetchy Valley in Yosemite National Park. The valley was flooded in 1923, when the city dammed the Tuolumne River to create a water system that now serves 2.6 million people in San Francisco and 29 other Bay Area cities.The measure, supporters said, would have compelled the city to take a much-needed look at its water usage and come up with a plan to replace the water and power now supplied by the Hetch Hetchy Reservoir. A separate vote in 2016 would have been required before the O’Shaughnessy Dam could be demolished.

From the Department of Wow: University of Houston cornerback D.J. Hayden is in the hospital. His condition is listed as “critical but stable” according to the HouChron. What happened?

Hayden had surgery to repair a tear in the main blood vessel that leads to the heart, an injury suffered when he collided with a teammate during Tuesday night’s practice, a person familiar with the situation told the Chronicle on the condition of anonymity.

This Statesman “story” is…just…odd.

Edited to add: A little more information on D.J. Hayden and his injury:

In a statement released by UH, [team physician Dr. Walter] Lowe confirmed that Hayden required immediate surgery Tuesday night for a tear of the inferior vena cava, the large vein that carries blood from the lower half of the body back to the heart.

More from Dr. Lowe: “This injury has never been seen or reported in association with a football injury and is more associated with high-speed motor vehicle.” Huh? There’s a photo caption: “…a freak injury normally associated with high-speed motorcycle wrecks.”

Dr. Lowe also apparently said that this kind of injury has a “95 percent fatality rate”. I have no problem believing that.

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What next?

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

Or, what I would do if I was put in charge of the Republican party (and “resign immediately” wasn’t an option):

  • Complete abolition of the TSA, eight o’clock, day one.
  • No more foreign adventures. Pull our troops out of everywhere, including Korea and Europe. We need to stop being the world’s policeman.
  • Write off Hollywood and the rest of the entertainment industry. Those people aren’t going to vote Republican anyway.
    What do I mean by “write off”? Simple: announce that the Republican party plans to work for the repeal of the DMCA, opposes any legislation similar to SOPA/PIPA, and plans to roll back copyright to life + 25 years (50 years for “work for hire”). That’s to start with. I’d also suggest ending criminal penalties for copyright violation, the abolition of patents on computer software, and the explicit legalization of software designed to circumvent access controls (even though I think that is covered in the repeal of DMCA). It probably won’t be enough to get Cory Doctrow to vote Republican, but a tech-friendly platform might sway many younger voters. Especially if you stop trying to control people. To be more specific:
  • Come out for drug legalization. Not just pot, but all drugs. Stop trying to control what adults put in their bodies. Stop denying painkillers to people in chronic pain. “Oh, but THE CHILDREN!” Bullshit. You can legalize pot and X for adults only, like we do with booze.
  • Be the party of justice. Ending the drug war is a good start in that direction. There’s not a whole lot that can be done with this at a national level. But, at a local level, I’d love to see Republican district attorneys stating that their primary concern is making sure that justice is done, not pumping up stats. I’d be delighted if they started aggressive reviews of convictions, and tightened up procedures in crime labs. It would be awesome if Republican mayors and council people made it clear they wouldn’t tolerate police abuses, and followed through on that with firings.
  • STFU about abortion and contraception. The battle about sex is over. You lost. Deal with it.
  • Ditto gay marriage.
  • Stop prosecuting porn producers.
  • Embrace gun owners. That means, at a minimum, working for repeal of the Hughes Amendment, as well as a promise not to pursue a ban on normal capacity magazines and modern sporting rifles. I’d go a step further and add removing silencers from NFA 1934 and nationwide concealed carry to the list.
  • Stop running idiots as candidates.
  • Back off on immigration. Let’s make it easier for good people from other countries to become US citizens. I want those people to move here and open Chinese and Japanese and Korean and Vietnamese and Thai and Afghan and Nepalese and Russian restaurants. (I could do with fewer TexMex joints, but that’s just me.)

So looking over this list, what I’d do is…turn the Republican party into the Libertarian Party. That’s a recipe for success. Then again, if the LP can’t get traction in a two-party system, maybe subverting one of the parties isn’t such a bad idea…

I started writing this yesterday, but decided to wait until this morning to hit the big “publish” button. Oddly enough, it appears I’m not the only person thinking this way.

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