Archive for January, 2012

Rumor control.

Friday, January 20th, 2012

Before I left work today, my great and good friend Commvault Bryan told me about the latest “urban legend” he’d heard. He was kind enough to email a PDF discussing it; I’m not sure that posting the PDF is okay, but pretty much the same thing can be found on the TexasBowhunter.com forum.

Summarizing, the “urban legend” is that “gang members” are going around to shooting ranges, gun stores, gun shows, and other places where gun owners congregate. Once there, the gang members are marking the cars of gun owners, following their vehicles until they get someplace “safe” (for the gang members), and then breaking in and stealing their guns.

I have not previously heard of this happening, and I’m a little dubious. I could see this being a viable strategy if you were looking for long guns and watching for folks lugging cases; handguns are likely to go with the average gun owner out of the car, so that seems less likely to work.

The PDF and article mention “27 high end shotguns” being stolen from a sporting clays event. I’m not dismissing out of hand that this really happened, but:

  1. If I’m a gang member, I’m not looking for $6,000 Perrazi trap guns. Granted, 00 buck from one of those will still kill you dead, but if I had my druthers, I’d be looking for modern sporting rifles, not skeet guns. (And for those of you saying, “Well, you could sell or pawn the shotguns”, I have a feeling that the circle of people interested in those is a) limited, and 2) likely to know they’re looking at a stolen gun as soon as they pick it up and check the serial number.)
  2. Given the marking they show on the tire, I’m a little dubious that gang members would be able to pick up your vehicle and follow it. It just seems awfully small to keep track of.
  3. I suspect the traffic in the parking lot of most gun shows and ranges is high enough that someone tagging vehicles in this fashion would be noticed, and very probably stopped at gunpoint and held for police.

I’m not ruling this out completely, but it triggers my Snopes sense. Does anyone have any more information or verification on this?

In the meantime, a healthy dose of situational awareness never hurts. (I think Colonel Cooper said that once; if he didn’t, he should have.)

Quote of the day.

Friday, January 20th, 2012

KAREN O
Ahheeeaahhhhhhhhhh-aaaahhhh!
Come to the film that’s really slow;
Where the story plods and the accents blow!

(This is much funnier if you sing it to the tune of “Immigrant Song”.)

Also:

We should be able to solve this right around when the audience members start cupping their hands around their cell phones to see what time it is.

Guilty. But that was nearly two hours in, and we still had a whole bunch of Ulfråsen Fribergsgatu to go.

(Hattip: the great and good Pat Cadigan on the Twitter.)

Today’s Bell update.

Friday, January 20th, 2012

More than half of the disability retirements awarded to police officers under former Bell City Administrator Robert Rizzo — including those given to three police chiefs — should not have been granted, and workers’ compensation settlements for 13 officers were “exceedingly large,” an investigation has concluded.

Former police chief Michael Chavez gets a pension of $117,942, and got a worker’s compensation settlement of $140,000. Former police chief Andreas Probst gets $160,649 a year on top of his $250,000 worker’s compensation settlement. Former police chief Dennis Tavernelli gets $169,027 a year on top of his $395,667 worker’s compensation settlement.

The advantage of a disability retirement is that only half of the pension is taxed; workers’ compensation settlements are tax free.

And:

The Times reported that in at least two instances, the city wrapped severance and unused vacation and sick time into the workers’ comp settlements, which experts said violated tax laws.

Question: if the city and the police chiefs knowingly violated state law in that fashion, could they be charged with tax evasion?

Pancho’s Mexican Buffet.

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

The thing I always liked best there were the sopaipillas.

(Wow. They’re still in business.)

But I digress. (Thanks to the Atomic Nerds for the pointer on that.)

Anyway, speaking of SOPA and PIPA, I’ve seen a lot of people today asking the musical question: “If you were opposed to the Citizen’s United decision, then why were you not also opposed to Google changing their logo to signify opposition to SOPA/PIPA?”

But the absolute best asking of the question, and exploration of the issues surrounding it, comes from none other than Ken at Popehat.

It tastes so sweet.

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Terrell Owens has signed with Dallas.

Well, technically, Allen.

The Allen Wranglers, that is, of the Indoor Football League.

In the FARK thread on this, I suggested that the Wranglers should also seek out Tiki Barber. But I’m going to throw it open to you, good people; what other notorious team cancers can the Allen Wranglers sign? And if they sign enough of them, will the suburbs of Dallas collapse into a black hole?

(Scalzi’s Schadenfreude pie.)

A show of support.

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Today is the first anniversary of l’affair TJIC.

“Brad in MA” apparently originated the idea of commemorating this date by going out on and purchasing something Second Amendment related, which we think is excellent. Our great and good friend Borepatch elaborated on this idea some more by suggesting folks patronize TJIC’s company, Smartflix, which rents learning DVDs. We also heartily endorse this idea; Smartflix has an amazing selection of firearms related DVDs for rent.

On this day, I encourage you to consider both options. As for myself, I’ve already set up a Smartflix account, specifically as a response to the illegal and unconstitutional actions of the Arlington, MA police, and look forward to a long and pleasant relationship with the company.

I also wanted to make passing note of this tweet by TJIC about the firing of Boston PD officer David Williams for beating a suspect. As the article notes, Williams was previously fired in 1998, and rehired after winning an appeal in 2005.

As it happens, I am currently reading Dick Lehr’s book The Fence: A Police Cover-up Along Boston’s Racial Divide about the previous case involving Williams. In brief, Williams and a group of other BPD officers beat a black man who they thought was a criminal suspect senseless; then, when it turned out he was actually a fellow BPD officer in plainclothes, more or less successfully covered up their actions. The one BPD officer who was actually convicted of a crime was later found to be telling the truth (that he hadn’t seen the beating) and had his conviction overturned.

I’m not far enough into The Fence to feel confident recommending it, but the story of Michael Cox is appalling and deserves to be better known.

It’s like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

WCD did not go on strike yesterday because of SOPA and PIPA (though we did call our Congress slime and make our views known).

(By the way, we think the “Congress” app for Android  is pretty spiffy.)

Basically, there just wasn’t much going on yesterday.

Today, we note the NYT‘s article on discussions of doing away with the leap second.

Also noteworthy: Penn State trustees discuss the decision to fire Paterno.

We have no joke here, we ust like saying “feral burros”.

Foodie things that bring a smile to my face.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012
  1. TJIC’s new site.
  2. The WikiTravel entry on Stavanger, Norway, which states “Stavanger is considered a great place for foodies, with a range of good restaurants”…and gives details on exactly two restaurants, one of which is vegetarian.
  3. The HouChron‘s report on the Houston branch of Uchi opening February 2nd “in the former Felix space in Montrose”, which promptly draws complaints from people in the comments that you can’t get good Mexican food in Houston any more.

Notes and updates.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Jim Caldwell fired from the Colts. 26-22 over three seasons, 2-14 this year. I don’t think there was anybody who didn’t expect this.

Moving right along, Harris County DA Pat Lykos did testify today before the grand jury investigating her office and the BAT vans.

This is another story where there’s really not much to add beyond the basic fact that she did testify, and apparently did answer questions (as opposed to pleading the Fifth). But we note it here as part of the ongoing story.

The Journalist’s Guide to Firearms Identification.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

There was a bit of a kerfluffle last week. A group of “intruders with assault rifles” robbed a Walmart in the Houston area.

Television station KPRC reported that the assault rifles were AK-47s.

Today, the HouChron is reporting that they caught the alleged robbers. (Actually, the girlfriend of one of them turned them in.) And…

She said the three had a large amount of cash and a long-barrel weapon, which she said they called an “SKS,” records state. According to online information, the SKS is a widely sold copy of the Russian AK-47 assault rifle.

Yeah. Not so much.

(Hattip.)

Holy Cow. (Part 3)

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Rumor has it that these run for $50,000, so we’re talking lottery territory here. Plus there’s the cost of feeding it .45-70 ammo.

But I want one anyway.

As Sebastian notes, this isn’t technically a machine gun so NFA doesn’t apply. And it would be an awesome weapon for certain stages of Lovecraft action shooting.

(Hattip: The Firearm Blog, by way of Sebastian. I do love the comment there: “I think [Colt’s] marketing strategy is to put a monkey in charge.”)

Edited to add: I can’t directly link to the “Gatling” westerns on Amazon, but here’s the “Jack Slade” page which includes those books.

TMQ watch: January 17, 2012.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

This was a bad weekend for WCD. The Saints lost. The Packers lost. Eli Manning won. The only bright spot for us was the Patriots winning, and at this point the best we feel like we can hope for is a New England – San Francisco Super Bowl. And now we have to write this week’s TMQ Watch and see what Greggles has to say. Perhaps there will be photos of pleasant looking cheerleaders to relieve our burden.

After the jump…

(more…)

How about those Texans?

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

This is to document that Lawrence has bet me $5 even money that the Texans will finish better than 8-8 next season.

Declaration of policy.

Monday, January 16th, 2012

This does not apply to most of you. However, this blog has a new policy:

We will no longer put ourselves in a position to lose more than $5 to Lawrence on any single bet.

DEFCON 19 update.

Monday, January 16th, 2012

I have not been able to watch it yet (Vimeo is blocked at work) but video of Deviant Ollam’s “Safe to Armed in Seconds: A Study of Epic Fails of Popular Gun Safes” presentation from DEFCON 19 is up.

You can find the video (along with comments from various folks, including Ollam) at the Everyday, No Days Off blog.

Quote(s) of the day.

Monday, January 16th, 2012

I find it hard to choose between these two:

Off-topic random thought: “Iranian nuclear scientist who moonlights in Broadway Spider-Man cast” must be world’s most uninsurable job description.

from Walter Olson on the always amazing Overlawyered site, and:

We are not laying an ambush for Charlie at the Battle of Gha Dang in the Weeschlong Delta, here; the world is not a free-fire zone.

from Tam over at her place.

My inability to decide is your gain!

There’s people out there turning free throws into gold…

Monday, January 16th, 2012

The HouChron has an article about former Houston Rocket Dikembe Mutombo and his involvement in what might charitably be described as a questionable scheme to sell half a ton of gold from mines in the eastern Congo.

There were, however, no profits to be had. In truth, the deal was an elaborate scam that ended at an airport in Goma with the seizure of the Gulfstream V jet and the arrest of St. Mary and several CAMAC employees, all suddenly facing accusations of money laundering and attempted smuggling.

Much of the article sounds like the Nigerian 419 scams we all periodically get in our mailboxes. (“In late December, Lawal reluctantly turned over almost $4 million in cash, but only after getting a certificate of ownership and having the gold placed in a secure customs warehouse in Nairobi, the capital of Kenya. A week later, Malonga — and the gold — disappeared. The purported customs facility was a sham.“) I’m more than a little amazed that anyone fell for this stuff.

Fun “fact” of the day.

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

On my way to breakfast with some friends, we got into a discussion of whether you could get butter from goat’s milk. (I had thought that I’d read elsewhere that goat milk was too low in fat to get butter from. It turns out that not only was I mistaken, but you can purchase goat butter from Amazon (the shipping charges will eat you alive, though), along with raw goat milk cheddar cheese (ditto).)

This led me to the Wikipedia article on goats, which notes:

Goats readily revert to the wild (become feral) if given the opportunity. The only domestic animal known to return to feral life as swiftly is the cat.

Somehow, I am less than shocked by this.

Nice, bright colors.

Sunday, January 15th, 2012

I wanted to throw up a link to Zander Robin’s “Kodachrome 2010” documentary on Vimeo, but I felt like I should watch it first.

After watching it…well, there’s some interesting stuff in it about the chemistry involved in processing Kodachrome, and quite a few lovely images, but I really wish there was more to it. At less than 10 minutes, it seems like it is just the beginning of the story of Dwayne’s Photo and the final days of Kodachrome. I know it might have been a tough sell on the festival circuit, but I, for one, would have paid money to see a 90 minute version of this, or to download it from iTunes.

In any case, here’s “Kodachrome 2010” if you want to watch for yourself.

KODACHROME 2010 from Xander Robin on Vimeo.

(Hattip: PetaPixel.)

January 13, 1982.

Friday, January 13th, 2012

It was a Wednesday, not a Friday.

Anyway, before the day was out, I did want to mention the WP package on the 30th anniversary of the crash of Air Florida Flight 90.

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, call your office, please.

Friday, January 13th, 2012

North Korea said on Thursday that it would place the body of Kim Jong-il on permanent display in a Pyongyang mausoleum and install his statues, portraits and memorial towers across the country.

Oh, wait, it looks like you’ve already called in:

Until Thursday, North Korea had not clarified what it would do with the body, although news reports in Russia and South Korea have said that a team of Russian specialists in charge of maintaining Lenin’s embalmed body was flown to Pyongyang, the North’s capital.

I wonder how you get a job as a Lenin maintainer. Is there an academic course of study you can follow? Is it a two-year or four-year program?

Like Steve McQueen.

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

Today’s NYT has an interesting article about an attempt to unearth and recreate the tunnel system used in Stalag Luft III.

In an effort to establish more clearly how the escape was accomplished — and, in a sense, to reclaim the narrative of the breakout — British-based engineers, battlefield archaeologists and historians traveled into the pine forest outside Zagan last summer to unearth the secrets buried there for a television documentary by Wildfire Television in London that was broadcast in late 2011 in Britain. They were accompanied by modern-day Royal Air Force pilots, as well as veterans of wartime bombing raids, now in their 80s, who helped build the tunnels at the encampment known as Stalag Luft III.

It turns out that the team was unable to excavate “Harry”, but they did manage to dig down to “George”. They also constructed a new tunnel called “Roger”, “but in a trench just beneath the surface; anything deeper was deemed too dangerous”. (The original tunnels ran 30 feet below the surface.)

I am looking forward to this documentary showing up on PBS. (At least, I’m hoping it will show up on PBS instead of The Hitler History Channel.) I think this is a review of it from the Telegraph. Here’s a link to an older NOVA documentary. For any of my younger readers who are unfamiliar with the story, here’s the Wikipedia entry to use as a starting point. The Great Escape is still in print and available from Amazon. And because I want to make things as easy for my readers as possible, here’s a link to the DVD.

Happy Hacker update.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

We are compelled to note, for those keeping score at home, that Laura Hall’s latest appeal has been rejected by the state Court of Criminal Appeals.

(Previously. Also previously.)

That’s not a lawsuit. This is a lawsuit.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

The Belle Meade Country Club (near Nashville) is being sued by a former chef for discrimination.

The twist? He claims he was discriminated against because he’s…Australian.

The chef, Richard Jones, alleges that his boss, an executive sous chef, made numerous comments about Australia being undeveloped and backwards, and about its people being “unrefined,” according to Greenberg.

It is incomprehensible to me how anyone could discriminate against Australians. The couple of Australians I’ve met have been among the nicest people in the world. It would be like kicking a puppy.

Anyway, if this is true, I hope Mr. Jones gets all that he is seeking in damages, and uses the money to open a nice restaurant (barbecued shrimp optional).

Should have been a doctor.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

More specifically, I guess I should have been a hand surgeon.

For those of you previously unfamiliar with the saga of Dr. Michael Brown, you can find a good introduction here.

The latest development? According to the HouChron, Dr. Brown was spending $60,000 a month on strippers (between, at least, December 2010 and August 2011).

Now, that sounds bad, but let’s think this through. An average month has 30 days, so that’s really just $2,000 a day. And according to the article, he was paying four strippers, so that’s really $500/day/stripper, which doesn’t sound too bad. (I guess, like everything else, strippers are cheaper when you buy in bulk.)

(Please forgive me for not linking to anything related to “Stacy Shey”, but, once again, my journalistic obligations have to take a back seat to the limitations imposed by writing these posts at work.)

Edited to add: Let’s give this some thought. Assume a construct called a “stripper-day” (similar to a “man-month“); that is, the equivalent of the “services” of one stripper for one “day”. We don’t have a clear idea from Dr. Brown of what a “day” constitutes, but I’m going to assume 8 hours; that gives each stripper a shift, plus a shift for a “backup” stripper. You know, just in case one of the primary strippers is on vacation, has a sick kid, or two strippers are needed for a proper game of Pinochle. (So one “stripper-day” = one stripper for 8 hours, two for 4 hours, 8 for an hour each, etc.)

So working on the $500/stripper-day figure and the assumptions above, we’re looking at an hourly rate of $62.50. Which doesn’t sound like bad money. Of course, we can assume the strippers are independent contractors, so their health insurance/retirement/work expenses (such as high heels) have to come out of that $62.50/hour. On the other hand, we can figure that the strippers are young and in good health, so their health insurance rates are probably low.

Question: would $62.50/hour be pretty much the standard going rate everywhere? I suspect that in NYC and LA the rate might be much higher; then again, in larger cities there may be more competition, which would tend to drive down rates.

Question: are strippers fungible? I suspect so, at least within a certain general subset of physical characteristics (some of which are under the stripper’s control, such as hair color and bust size).

This sounds like a subject for the Freakonomics guys.