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North Korea said on Thursday that it would place the body of Kim Jong-il on permanent display in a Pyongyang mausoleum and install his statues, portraits and memorial towers across the country.

Oh, wait, it looks like you’ve already called in:

Until Thursday, North Korea had not clarified what it would do with the body, although news reports in Russia and South Korea have said that a team of Russian specialists in charge of maintaining Lenin’s embalmed body was flown to Pyongyang, the North’s capital.

I wonder how you get a job as a Lenin maintainer. Is there an academic course of study you can follow? Is it a two-year or four-year program?