Archive for September 23rd, 2010

You’ve got to know when to Myhrvold them…

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Nathan Myhrvold, the former chief technology officer of Microsoft, has a new “cookbook” coming out “sometime in the not-too-distant future”, says the LAT.

(According to Amazon, Modernist Cuisine: The Art and Science of Cooking is set to be released March 7, 2011. And it’s going to go for $500 – but, hey, you can get free shipping with Amazon Prime!)

“The food world eagerly awaits the former Microsoft technology officer’s book on the science of cooking.”

I don’t know that I’m really representative of the food world, but speaking strictly for myself: no. I’d much rather read Ferran Adrià’s book, or a cookbook by the guys behind the “Cooking Issues” blog.

“I see it– coming here– hell-wind– titan-blur– black wings– Yog-Sothoth save me– the three-lobed burning eye…”

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Giant squid are roaming the Pacific, and they’re not just wiping out fish stocks; they’re eating fishermen.

A single female is believed to be able to lay 30 million eggs, each one capable of becoming a giant killing machine.

Honestly, I take this entire article with a grain of salt. However, any time I have a chance to link to a story about giant man-eating squid, I can’t pass it up.

(Hattip: Dinosaur Comics. Really.)

Bell. Jaw. Floor.

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

So the city of Bell hired a guy named Randy Adams to be their chief of police. Mr. Adams used to be the chief in Glendale; I can’t find exact figures, but according to the LAT, the Glendale force is much larger than the Bell force. Looking over Glendale’s Wikipedia page, it appears their cops are a pretty active bunch.

In spite of Bell’s force being smaller than Glendale’s, and Bell having a smaller population, the city of Bell decided to pay Chief Adams $457,000 a year, which the LAT describes as being more than twice what he was making in Glendale.

Sleazy enough for you? But wait, there’s more!

At the same time Chief Adams was being hired for the post in Bell, he was also filing an application for a disability pension from the city of Bell.

Yes, you read that right. At the same time the city was hiring him, they were also approving his application for disability payments (without any waiting or vesting period), which would have amounted to $411,000 a year. Of that, the first $205,500 would have been tax-free.

In the words of TJIC, “Rope”.