NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:
Indianapolis (bye week)
NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:
Indianapolis (bye week)
This came up in conversation yesterday: here’s your explanation of Desert Bus.
And why did this come up in conversation yesterday? Desert Bus for Hope is running again, that’s why. Won’t you consider donating?
James Arthur Ray has been sentenced for his negligent manslaughter conviction in the Sedona sweat lodge deaths. (Previously.)
He got two years. That should be enough time to finish a self-help book.
Kirby Brown, Liz Neuman, and James Shore were unavailable for comment.
…thanks to Jay G. for reminding us that Saturday is National Ammo Day.
I’m thinking about picking up some .45 Long Colt for one of my Smiths.
Saturday is also World Toilet Day.
We recommend you celebrate both holidays in a safe and appropriate fashion.
No, wait, we can’t.
The Columbia marching band won’t be allowed to play for this Saturday’s final game. Apparently, it bothered the administration that the band used alternative lyrics for the Columbia fight song.
This, in turn, reminds me of an article I found over the weekend. (I was searching Google to see if a college football team had forfeited a game in recent memory.)
ESPN’s list of the worst college football teams of all time. Columbia (from 1983-1988) is #4. (By the way, the “teams” description is ESPN’s, not mine.)
Just not much to write about, and working on a final project for school.
I feel like I should write something about the Austin F1 race, but I don’t know what to make of the situation at the moment. It feels like a huge scam, but I can’t tell who is scamming who.
I also feel like I should write something about the passage of HR822, but:
I also feel like I should write something about the Astros situation. Not that I care about baseball, but I have covered it before. The problem I have is that almost all of the coverage at this point is speculative; ask me again after today’s meeting, when a final deal is (or is not) made.
Edited to add: Okay, it is now official. Jim Crane is the new owner of the Astros.
We are sure that folks have been wondering: exactly how is TMQ going to deal with the 8,000 pound elephant in the room? Well, now’s our chance to find out in this week’s TMQ…
NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:
Indianapolis
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people… the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock… Of Stonehenge
Happy Nigel Tufnel Day, everyone.
John Scalzi needs no help from me, but I wanted to link to his “Omelas State University” entry anyway because:
Wilson Ramos, catcher for the Washington Nationals, kidnapped in Venezuela.
(By the way, I know the Jefferson County and landfill stories are on FARK, and I usually don’t throw up links that are already on FARK. In the Jefferson County case, I wanted to link that because I swear I’ve covered Jefferson County here before; but I can’t find that link right now. As far as the landfill goes, that’s one of those stories that I think is too important not to link.)
(And speaking of FARK, does anyone have a take on what’s going on with the FARK moderators and JoePa? There seems to be a lot of criticism in the FARK threads that the mods have been several days late and more than a few dollars short in greenlighting Penn State related threads. I know there are three things in life that FARKers love: beer, the female anatomy, and complaining about the moderators. But even by FARK standards, the criticism has been pointed and sustained.)
After all, it is sportsfirings.com.
(Also hookersnblow.net, hookersnblow.org, and dirtyexchangeshutdown.com.)
In his honor, let me link to a couple of my favorite “Family Circus” strips.
Okay, that was a little mean and unfair. How about this one?
I can’t put it any better than Josh did: “Dolly, grinning like a meth-crazed demon, announces to a horrified gathering of Eisenhower-era matrons that she plans to end her little recital with a tune about a stab-happy killer from a Weimar-era Marxist agitprop musical.”