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January 13th, 2021

Today I thought I’d indulge myself in a bit more random gun crankery.

(Speaking of random gun crankery: a side note to the Buntline conversation. I think I could actually get the funds together to purchase that, if I were irresponsible and really wanted it. But neither of those is true.)

Two short videos about Thell Reed, Hollywood quick draw trainer. This first one concentrates on “Django Unchained”. (Don’t go to the website listed in Wikipedia: it’s been taken over and is not safe for work.)

“Thell Reed: Hollywood’s Hired Gun”.

And here’s someone we hope you’ll really like: the legendary Arvo Ojala. This is an episode of “To Tell The Truth” featuring Mr. Ojala: it is the full episode, but Mr. Ojala’s segment is roughly the first eight minutes.

Bonus, but still on the short side: vintage video of a demonstration by Bill Jordan, Border Patrol agent, author, and no slouch when it came to quick draw himself. I know the YouTube notes aren’t in English, but the video itself is.

Finally, an extra-long bonus that hits three odd intersections: gun crankery, CanCon, and history. “Black Watch Snipers”.

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January 12th, 2021

Food! Tools!

This AvE channel has been popping up in my feed, and even though I’m not very good with tools, I find something compelling about watching him work. I have to admit, he had me when he referred to “the land of 10mm sockets”.

“Oxy-Acetylene Cutting | Shake Hands With Danger!” Warning: there’s a lot of f–ks in this.

“Stupid Design Mistake | Stanley Tools”.

Bonus: Sizzler still exists! (As best as I can tell, the nearest one to me is in Gallup, NM.)

And they have a channel on the ‘Tube.

“How Sizzler’s Cheese Toast is Made – Secrets Revealed”

Plus:

“Homemade Sizzler’s cheese toast” from the SimpleCooking channel.

I want to try this sometime. With butter, not margarine, because I’m not a Philistine.

Obit watch: January 12, 2021.

January 12th, 2021

Pat Loud, the mother in the 1970s reality show, “An American Family”. I touched on this at greater length when Bill Loud, her husband, passed away in 2018.

I’ve been holding this for a few days: Jim Bob Moffett. He was a prominent oil and mining magnate, and a large donor to UT.

He also made a whole lot of people angry back in the early 1990s when one of his companies planned a development in Southwest Austin.

Environmentalists argued that Moffett’s development would wash building materials, dirt and pollutants that accompany everyday human life into the aquifer, ultimately fouling the springs. Rather than treat the situation as a political dispute in which both sides had legitimate interests — an approach that many activists said had led them to compromise too easily — activists framed the issue as cruel business interests threatening Austin’s most beloved civic feature.
The fight culminated in a City Council meeting June 7, 1990. It is widely considered the high point of Austin civic participation: 17 hours of songs, poems, threats and pleas persuaded a glassy-eyed City Council that had seemed likely to approve the proposal to unanimously reject it. From that decision rose the Save Our Springs Coalition (now the SOS Alliance) and landmark rules that limit development in that portion of Austin.

Firings watch.

January 11th, 2021

Doug Pederson out as head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.

Five seasons, 42-37-1 overall, 4-2 in the playoffs, one Super Bowl win, and 4-11 this season.

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January 11th, 2021

I have another doctor’s appointment today (actually, two) so I’m serving up a variety platter based on some recent events.

It snowed here yesterday. Seriously, snowed. For several hours. In Texas.

It is supposed to be pretty cold today, too, so how about a refreshing cold weather drink recipe?

This recipe is different from the one given in How To Archer, specifically the addition of Creme de Cacao and Crème de menthe. (Also, eight ounces of peppermint schnapps to 12 ounces of hot chocolate sounds like a really good way to get messed up. So I’d recommend drinking these when you don’t have to go anywhere.) I should have picked up some schnapps, Creme de Cacao, and Crème de menthe when I was out…

We watched “Tombstone” Saturday night. Spoiler: I think we all rather liked it. However, me being who I am and the rest of us being who we are (the kind of people who have the Internet Movie Firearms Database open on their phones while we watch), of course I ended up discoursing on the Buntline Special during breaks.

This is a pretty good short video hitting some of the main points on the Buntline Special and Wyatt Earp.

Bonus: I don’t usually link to hickok45 since you should already be watching him. But I’m making an exception here because: “Cimarron Wyatt Earp Buntline Special” which is (as I understand it) an exact replica of the movie gun. And hickok45 also discourses some more on Buntline history.

Cimarron lists them in their 2020 catalog. Bud’s lists them as out of stock, but says they are a special order item.

It is kind of a good looking gun. And I want something in the Colt Single Action Army style. But:

  • I have the same problem hickock45 has with the 10″ barrel length: it just doesn’t seem handy.
  • I’m really not sure how well these guns are made (though hickock45 seems to think they’re okay).
  • What I really want in the SAA style is…an actual Colt Single Action Army in .45 Colt, not a substitute.

(I do have a New Frontier in .22 LR, but I’m thinking of trading that off. It seems surplus to needs, now that I have a Ruger Single-Six with both .22 LR and .22 Magnum cylinders.)

Side note: “Wyatt Earp and the Buntline Special Myth” from the Kansas Historical Quarterly.

…the late Raymond Thorp told a story about Wyatt Earp showing him a revolver in the late fall of 1914. At that time, he said, Wyatt carried a Colt S.A.A. with a 5-1/2-inch barrel. Thorp claimed Earp told him, “I don’t like a gun with a longer barrel. Sometimes an inch or two makes a difference when you want to jerk it quickly.”

Side note #2: Josephine Earp, which I also find interesting: especially the part about “I Married Wyatt Earp“.

I’ve written before about “The Devil At Your Heels”, the Canadian documentary about Ken Carter and his five-year attempt to do a one-mile jump over the St. Lawrence River.

For those of you who might have been wondering and didn’t check Wikipedia: “Ken Carter – Stuntman To The End”. Or: the rest of the story after the jump attempt.

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January 10th, 2021

Science Sunday!

Today I thought we’d go back to maths.

Look Around you 1 – Maths from Joe Hathy on Vimeo.

(One of my cow-orkers sent me this video originally, without any context. I didn’t realize until I went looking for it again that instead of being a semi-contemporary parody of 1970s educational films, it was actually a post-2000 parody of 1970s educational films, and part of a series called “Look Around You“.)

(Give it time. It builds.)

“An Evening with Leonhard Euler”, a lecture by William Dunham. I loved Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics (affiliate link).

Short bonus, since the first video is long: from Numberphile, “e (Euler’s Number)”.

I kind of want to do some stuff with Newton, Gauss, Évariste Galois, and some other mathematicians. But I think next week I may do something with pi, and then something with i the following week.

Obit watch: January 10, 2021.

January 10th, 2021

Michael Apted. Yeah, yeah, “7 Up” and the follow-on movies, but he had an interesting career outside of that: “Coal Miner’s Daughter”, “The World Is Not Enough”, “Gorillas In the Mist”, “Gorky Park”…

John Richardson (by way of LP). Credits include “She”, “One Million Years B.C.”, and “Frankenstein ’80”.

Lawrence also sent over an obit from Mark Steyn’s website for Kathy Shaidle, their movie writer. I don’t read Mark Steyn regularly, and I wasn’t familiar with Ms. Shaidle, but from the obit, she sounds like someone I would have enjoyed knowing.

In a too short life, Kathy wrote in almost every form: She is the only writer I know who was both a respected poet nominated for major prizes and the “Ed Anger” columnist of The Weekly World News.

I posted this on Facebook last year:

I get over a thousand TV channels if you count my Roku. I have a Criterion Channel subscription, a bunch of DVDs still in their shrink wrap, and a pile of ‘to read’ books.

So of course because it’s on TCM (again), what I’m doing is watching All About Eve for probably the thirtieth time. #Loser.

(We watched “All About Eve” recently. It was the first time I’d seen it: it is a seriously great movie.)

Even back then, I resented being ordered around by the government.

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January 9th, 2021

Do I do food today, or true crime? I think true crime, because I’ve done a lot of food this week.

“One Last Job: The Unlikely Story Behind the Hatton Garden Heist”.

According to official sources, the total stolen had an estimated value of up to £14 million, of which only £4.3 million has been recovered.

This is also fairly short: only about 22 minutes.

Bonus: “The Gang Who Tried to Steal the World’s Largest Perfect Diamond”.

There’s a guy named Dan Howland who used to publish a acclaimed ‘zine called “The Journal of Ride Theory”. It was sort of a parody of academic journals, but dealt with amusement park and carnival rides. At least that’s the best way I can describe it. I missed the ‘zine when it was at its peak, but you can still get copies (including an omnibus book) from Lulu. At some point I ordered that: it may have been a package deal because I also got his amusing one-off, “Dome and Domer: The Increasingly Stupid Story of the Millennium Dome”.

For those unfamiliar with the Millennium Dome (and Howland does it much better justice than the Wikipedia entry) it was built to house the “Millennium Experience”, a one-year exhibition that ran from 1/1/2000 to 12/31/2000. It was also a legendary fiasco. (Three words: “robotic pubic lice“.)

Anyway, that was where I first heard about the Millennium Dome Heist, in which an inept group of crooks tried to steal diamonds from De Beers exhibition in the Dome, but were foiled by the Yard’s Flying Squad.

(Isn’t “Flying Squad” one of the best names for a police unit ever? Admit it, you want to be able to say “I’m part of the Flying Squad”.)

Okay, enough digression.

I have no joke here, I just like saying “this here’s a gun powder activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, nail-throwing mayhem“.

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January 8th, 2021

It’s been a while since I’ve done anything music related.

“No Fun”, a BBC documentary on the birth of punk rock.

Bonus: “Punk ’76”, another punk documentary. It seems to me that “No Fun” has more coverage of punk in America, while “Punk ’76” is primarily English, and specifically about the punk scene around Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood’s store.

Obit watch: January 8, 2021.

January 8th, 2021

I started working on this earlier this morning, but this is breaking just now: Tommy Lasorda. ESPN. No LAT, because you basically can’t read anything without a subscription and your ad-blocker disabled.

Neil Sheehan, author (A Bright Shining Lie: John Paul Vann and America in Vietnam) and journalist.

“Now It Can Be Told: How Neil Sheehan Got the Pentagon Papers”.

It was a story he had chosen not to tell — until 2015, when he sat for a four-hour interview, promised that this account would not be published while he was alive.

NYT obit for William Link.

Eric Jerome Dickey, novelist.

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January 7th, 2021

Travel Thursday!

After last week’s exciting trip to New Jersey (“Gateway to New York City”), how about something a little more exotic? Maybe…Spain?

“Castles and Castanets”, one of those 1960s Pan Am travel films.

Bonus: as long as we are in Spain, let’s get something to eat. “Spanish Street Food in Seville”, part 1:

And part 2:

Truthfully, I could just turn off the sound and watch the food.

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January 6th, 2021

This could possibly fall equally well under “travel”, but I decided to go the “food” route today.

This should not have surprised me, but yet it did: there is a Charles Dickens Museum. And yes, they do have a YouTube channel.

It is a little late for this year (although the Christmas season actually ends tonight), but maybe for next year: “The Original Victorian Christmas Pudding Recipe”.

Are you hungry yet? How about some Victorian gingerbread?

We can wash it down with “Charles Dickens’s Favourite Brandy Punch Recipe”.

And finally, “Toasted Cheese with the Dickenses”. Complete with Victorian cheese toaster. This is a real thing that exists, and I kind of want one now.

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January 5th, 2021

Regular readers of this blog have probably figured out that I love a good spy story.

Have you ever heard of Lionel Crabb? I had, because the story was in a collection of great spy stories I have floating around somewhere.

Lt. Commander Crabb was a British frogman. On April 19, 1956, LTC Crabb disappeared while on a mission for MI6: he was exploring Ordzhonikidze, a Soviet cruiser that was visiting Britain on a diplomatic mission (with Nikita Khrushchev on board.)

His body turned up 14 months later. Maybe.

Bonus, combining spy stories with another of my loves: “The Secret Listeners”, a 1979 BBC documentary about radio intelligence during WWI and WWII.

Obit watch: January 5, 2021.

January 5th, 2021

THR is now reporting the same thing TMZ was reporting yesterday: Tanya Roberts is not dead, in spite of a statement from her rep stating that she was.

Mike Pingel told THR on Monday, “I did get confirmation [of her death], but that was from a very distraught person [Roberts’ boyfriend, Lance O’Brien],” Pingel said.
Pingel added, “And so yes, this morning at 10 a.m. … the hospital did call to say that she was still alive but it’s not looking good. We will hopefully have information [soon]. It’s upsetting.”

If it ain’t a mess, it’ll do until the mess gets here.

Edited to add: The NYT is now officially reporting Ms. Roberts’s death.

Her death, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital, was confirmed on Tuesday by her companion, Lance O’Brien. Her publicist, who was given erroneous information, had announced her death to the news media early Monday, and some news organizations published obituaries about her prematurely.

Gerry Marsden, of Gerry and the Pacemakers.

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January 4th, 2021

Our movie for New Year’s Eve (before we set off fireworks) was “The Starfighters“. (Specifically the MST3K version with “B-1” Bob Dornan, though I’m not sure there is a non-MST3K version available on home video.)

Personally, I feel that it could have used more refueling and flight scenes, and less romance and character development. But that’s just me.

The F-104 is an interesting aircraft, especially in terms of its operational history.

The Germans lost 292 of 916 aircraft and 116 pilots from 1961 to 1989, its high accident rate earning it the nickname “the Widowmaker” from the German public.

Some operators lost a large proportion of their aircraft through accidents, although the accident rate varied widely depending on the user and operating conditions. The German Air Force and Federal German Navy, the largest combined user of the F-104 and operator of over 35% of all airframes built, lost approximately 32% of its Starfighters in accidents over the aircraft’s 31-year career. The Belgian Air Force, on the other hand, lost 41 of its 100 airframes between February 1963 and September 1983,[160] and Italy, the final Starfighter operator, lost 138 of 368 (37%) by 1992. Canada’s accident rate with the F-104 ultimately exceeded 46% (110 of 238) over its 25-year service history, though the Canadian jets tended to be flown for a greater number of hours than those of other air forces (three times that of the German F-104s, for example).However, some operators had substantially lower accident rates: Denmark’s attrition rate for the F-104 was 24%, with Japan losing just 15%[164] and Norway 14% (6 of 43) of their respective Starfighter fleets. The best accident rate was achieved by the Spanish Air Force, which ended its Starfighter era with a perfect safety record. The Ejército del Aire lost none of its 18 F-104Gs and 3 TF-104Gs over a total of seven years and 17,500 flight hours.
The cumulative destroyed rate of the F-104 Starfighter in USAF service as of 31 December 1983 was 25.2 aircraft destroyed per 100,000 flight hours. This is the highest accident rate of any of the USAF Century Series fighters. By comparison, the cumulative destroyed rates for the other Century Series aircraft in USAF service over the same time period were 16.2 for the North American F-100 Super Sabre, 9.7 for the McDonnell F-101 Voodoo, 15.6 for the Republic F-105 Thunderchief, and 7.3 for the Convair F-106 Delta Dart. By comparison, the Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) experienced an overall loss rate of 11.96 per 100,000 flying hours with the Dassault Mirage III, losing 40 of 116 aircraft to accidents over its 25-year career from 1965 to 1989. The Royal Air Force lost over 50 of 280 English Electric Lightnings, at one point experiencing twelve losses in the seventeen months between January 1970 and May 1971; the loss rate per 100,000 hours from the introduction of the Lightning in 1961 to May 1971 was 17.3, higher than the lifetime West German Starfighter loss rate of 15.08.

Why was the German accident rate so high? Lots of reasons.

“Why Germany had so many accidents with the F-104 Starfighter”.

Bonus #1: “F-104 Starfighter Walkaround”.

Bonus #2: I hope you like Starfighters, as this is basically “The Starfighters” without bots, Mike, skits, or all that annoying character development stuff.