The Washington Football Team said it is aware of pictures on social media showing quarterback Dwayne Haskins not wearing a mask while attending an event with strippers.
The team said Tuesday it will handle the incident internally.
Strippers. Always with the strippers.
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December 22nd, 2020I’m hoping I won’t be doing this next Christmas. I’m hoping that we will be back to “normal” (whatever the new “normal” is) and that we won’t be scrounging for paper goods or wearing masks everywhere and that I’ll even be able to get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge.
But in the meantime, I intend to have some fun with the Christmas theme.
“Rankin/Bass CBS Christmas Special W/Vintage Commercials”. Four hours of Christmas specials.
Bonus video: I had a video I was thinking about putting here, but she turned out to be dull. (And she had good material to work with, too.) So today’s bonus video is really a question for the huddled, wretched masses yearning to breathe free:
Is it just me, or does Alton Brown:
kind of look scarily like Walter White these days?
(I picked a season 2 clip because Lawrence and I have only gotten through season 2. The resemblance may be more pronounced in later seasons, but since we haven’t watched those…)
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December 21st, 2020Today’s video is a Christmas present for Lawrence, so I’m bending the rules a bit and embedding a work of fiction.
“The Tanks Are Coming”, a 1951 film:
One IMDB reviewer describes the story as pedestrian, but praises the integration of actual combat footage. I post, you decide. (Noted: Samuel Fuller wrote the story, though the actual screenplay was credited to Robert Hardy Andrews.)
Bonus: From 1950, “They Were Not Divided”.
Two Welshguard armoured officers blitz through Europe.
This movie shows real footage of tank operations in the ETO after D-Day and the live action is true to the tactics used. And we see why the Sherman was nicknamed by the British as “The Ronson”.
WWII British Tank Regiments Advance From France into Germany. This movie begins in a World War II training depot of a Welshguards armored regiment where recruits from many walks of life learn to survive the strict discipline and training together before going into battle in tanks.
Historical note, suitable for use in schools.
December 21st, 202050 years ago today, on December 21, 1970, the president of the United States, Richard Nixon, met with one of the greatest singers of all time, Elvis Presley, at the White House.
The story goes that Elvis requested the meeting with Nixon, as he wanted the president to appoint him a “federal agent at large” in what was then known as the “Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs”. (BNDD merged into the DEA in 1973.) Elvis believed he could be a force for good and fight drug use among the young people.
Smithsonian magazine has a slightly different version of the story (written by the great Peter Carlson):
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Anyway, Elvis wrote a letter to Nixon (reproduced here, transcription here) asking for the position and a badge. There was some internal discussion at the White House, but presidential aide Egil “Bud” Krogh persuaded Nixon to agree to the meeting.
That personal gift Elvis mentions in his letter? It was a Colt .45. I have seen it asserted both that the Secret Service confiscated it before Elvis got in to see Nixon, and that Elvis got it past the guards and personally presented it to Nixon.
Nixon’s famous taping system had not yet been installed, so the conversation wasn’t recorded. But Krogh took notes: “Presley indicated that he thought the Beatles had been a real force for anti-American spirit. The President then indicated that those who use drugs are also those in the vanguard of anti-American protest.”
“I’m on your side,” Elvis told Nixon, adding that he’d been studying the drug culture and Communist brainwashing.
Elvis asked for a BNDD badge, and Nixon basically said “Make it so.”
Before leaving, Elvis asked Nixon to say hello to Schilling and West, and the two men were escorted into the Oval Office. Nixon playfully punched Schilling on the shoulder and gave both men White House cuff links.
“Mr. President, they have wives, too,” Elvis said. So Nixon gave them each a White House brooch.
After Krogh took him to lunch at the White House mess, Elvis received his gift—the narc badge.
The meeting was kept secret at the time: Jack Anderson covered it a year later, but apparently nobody actually gave a tinker’s damn back then.
Today:
You can download copies of the photos from the George Washington University National Security Archive (their site has been a major help in writing this). NARA has a site devoted to the meeting, but it is annoying as all get out. You can order a print here, as well as some other related merchandise.
“Bud” Krogh apparently wrote a book about the meeting (called, fittingly, The Day Elvis Met Nixon (affiliate link)) which I believe is out of print but readily available from Amazon.
Happy hollandaise!
December 21st, 2020Your loser update: week 15, 2020.
December 21st, 2020The Rams and the Jets each had one job:
The Rams’s job was to beat the Jets.
The Jets’s job was to get the top first round draft choice.
Both teams blew it. Jacksonville is now the favorite to get the first round draft pick (if both teams go 1-15, Jacksonville wins out on strength of schedule).
NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:
None.
That’s a wrap for this *season, folks. We plan to be back in 2021.
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December 20th, 2020Science Sunday!
Today’s video is another long one, but it is Sunday. This popped up in my recommendations totally at random.
“The American Rocketeer”, a documentary about the life of Frank Malina (born in Texas, mech engineering grad from Texas A&M).
Why is he significant? He was one of the pioneering figures in American rocket development: protege of Theodore von Kármán, one of the members of the “Suicide Squad” (other members included Jack Parsons and Qian Xuesen), second director of JPL, and artist.
Bonus: This is a lot shorter, and might be interesting to people who want to know a little more about Jack Parsons: “Jack Parsons: ‘Sex Magic’, Drugs, and Rocket Science”.
I’ve read Strange Angel: The Otherworldly Life of Rocket Scientist John Whiteside Parsons (affiliate link), but I’m thinking I need to look up some of the other books on the early days of JPL, rocketry, and the personalities involved. Thread Of The Silkworm might be a good start…
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December 19th, 2020Going a little long again today, but this popped up, and I thought it was appropriate and timely.
From 1994, “Pancho’s Guest Ranch Hotel and Happy Bottom Riding Club”.
I’m sure almost all of my readers are familiar with the Happy Bottom Riding Club. But in case there are any teenagers out there…
The Happy Bottom Riding Club (1935–1953), was a dude ranch, restaurant, and hotel operated by aviator Pancho Barnes near Edwards Air Force Base in the Antelope Valley of California’s Mojave Desert. Barnes and the club were both featured in Tom Wolfe’s 1979 book, The Right Stuff, and the 1983 film adaptation.
Also known as the Rancho Oro Verde Fly-Inn Dude Ranch, the establishment was a favored hangout for both test pilots and the Hollywood elite during the 1940s, boasting over 9,000 members worldwide at the height of its popularity. When the United States Air Force intended to buy the club via eminent domain in order to extend their runways, a long and contentious series of lawsuits ensued. Barnes eventually won the lawsuits, but after the club was destroyed by fire in the 1950s, her plans to re-open in a nearby location never came to fruition.
Bonus: “Pancho Barnes – Return to the Ruins”. There’s an unexpected tie-in here, but I won’t spoil it for you as this one is only 10 minutes.
Obit watch: December 19, 2020.
December 19th, 2020Catching up on some from the past few days, just for the historical record:
Barbara Windsor, British actress (“EastEnders”, some “Carry On” films).
Jeremy Bulloch. He appeared in several Bond films, and did quite a bit of TV as well as movies. He was perhaps best known as “Boba Fett” in a couple of the “Star Wars” movies.
Ann Reinking. Lawrence put up a brief tribute to her in his Linkswarm yesterday, and I can’t add much to it. “All That Jazz” probably would not make my top ten movie list, but it would be very close to the top of the second tier. And Ms. Reinking is just absolutely luminous in it: heck, everyone involved in that movie is at the peak of their game.
Today in journalism fraud.
December 18th, 2020…
“We fell in love with the fact that we had gotten a member of ISIS who would describe his life in the caliphate and would describe his crimes,” New York Times executive editor Dean Baquet tells NPR in an interview on Thursday. “I think we were so in love with it that when we saw evidence that maybe he was a fabulist, when we saw evidence that he was making some of it up, we didn’t listen hard enough.”
The highly produced series was announced to much fanfare in March 2018 at the South By Southwest Conference in Austin, Texas, as a worthy complement to the paper’s hit news podcast, The Daily.
NYT statement:
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The newspaper has reassigned its star terrorism reporter, Rukmini Callimachi, who hosted the series.
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December 18th, 2020A little long today. I thought it might be fun to continue with the Christmas theme, and ran across these two:
“The Judy Garland Christmas Show” from 1963.
And as a bonus (“…in color!”), the “Dean Martin Christmas Show” from 1968.
Tragically, while there are short clips on the ‘Tube, I am unable to find a complete version of any of Kathy Lee Gifford’s Christmas specials.
Merry Christmas!
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December 17th, 2020Travel Thursday!
I thought it might be fun to do something a little seasonal, so…
“A German Christmas market in Dresden” from the DW Documentary channel.
Bonus #1: “Tastiest treats at German Christmas markets”.
Bonus #2: Slightly less seasonal: “Street Food In Germany”.
Bonus #3: Just one more. “2018 Vienna Advent | Europe Christmas Market Tour”. This is a bit longer than the others (about 30 minutes).
Art, damn it, art! watch (#57 in a series)
December 17th, 2020I was going to try to make a Yakov Smirnoff reference here, but I decided to leave it as an exercise for the reader.
Guy in Peoria is hired to paint a “Soviet-style mural of Cookie Monster” on a building and gets paid (well, he claims) in cash. Guy paints mural.
Guy finds out after the fact that the person who hired him was not the property owner, but someone posing as the property owner. Hilarity ensues.
In a brief interview, Mr. Comte [the real one, the guy who owns the building – DB] expressed fury over the attention that the apparent prank had gotten from national and international news outlets.
“This isn’t news,” Mr. Comte said, then added an expletive. “I’ll give you a headline: Man paints his own building wall.”
“I don’t hate art,” he earlier told The Journal Star of Peoria. “But I don’t know what the hell that was.”
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December 16th, 2020A handful of short and selfish videos today.
From the “Food Wishes” channel, a couple of things I’m bookmarking because I’d like to try them:
“Homemade Eggnog Recipe – How to Make Classic Christmas Eggnog”.
I just bought a bottle of 18 year old rum. But I’m lazy, so I may just purchase a good commercial eggnog (like the Promised Land Dairy one) and add rum to that.
Speaking of rum, “Hot Buttered Rum”.
Not food, just for grins: Mireille Mathieu sings “La Marseillaise” in 1989 at the foot of the Eiffel Tower for its centennial. And it has English subtitles. I am currently immersed in the French Revolution block of the “Revolutions” podcast, so this is relevant to my interests.
Last one: “No Regrets: The life and music of Edith Piaf”, a short (about 15 minutes) documentary from France 24 English.

