Happy Gavrilo Princip Day! I hope everyone has, or will shortly, collect their bag limit of archdukes.
(Remember: responsibly harvested, archdukes are a renewable resource.)
Don’t forget to drink a toast to the memory of the late guffaw, originator of the holiday.
(I did go to a gun show yesterday. But I did not see any FN 1910s for sale.)
Also, on a just slightly more serious note: today is Mel Brooks’s 100th birthday.
Mr. Brooks has given me a fair amount of pleasure over the years. I hope somebody gave him a nice urine jacket as a birthday present.