Whipped Cream Difficulties

I know this should be a local story, and for some reason it has become an international one.

But I can’t tell a lie: I get a kick out of this.

Scotland police were even called to the scene, the event shut down and parents said their children were in tears. All the event lacked was a man in top hat telling customers: “You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

Bonus points:

The Oompa Loompa from the knock off Wonka land experience looks like she’s running a literal meth lab and is seriously questioning the life choices up until this point. If you scripted this, I would say it was too on the nose pic.twitter.com/WwkGO8Hjck

— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) February 27, 2024