Archive for August 17th, 2020

Stuff’s getting serious, eh?

Monday, August 17th, 2020

The Canadian Football League has cancelled the 2020 season.

The league postponed the season due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but had planned to launch a six-game schedule in early October in a secure bubble environment in Winnipeg.

It seems to have come down to this: the CFL depends on ticket sales at the gate, rather than TV or streaming revenue. Without ticket sales, they wanted a government bailout in order to play this season: and, shockingly (to me) the Canadian government said “No”.

The Manitoba government stepped up with $2.5 million for player accommodations, meals and transportation in Winnipeg.
The league, though, said it still required a significant cash infusion from Ottawa.
The federal government responded with an offer of a short-term loan with interest and fees that the league said it could not pay.

“What you gonna do when you get out of jail?…” part 140

Monday, August 17th, 2020

A while back, I summarized a DEFCON presentation on gun safe insecurity. I thought it might be fun today to post some demos, by way of the LockPickingLawyer channel on the ‘Tube.

First up, the “SnapSafe’s TrekLite TSA Gun Lockbox”, a case designed for airline transport of firearms. To summarize the video, this case is so bad that, if it worked as designed, it would actually be illegal to use. But because the design is so awful, it probably actually is technically legal. Still not secure, but technically legal.

Next up, the “Vaultek LifePod Gun Safe”, a waterproof gun safe endorsed by a prominent gun guy. You may remember Vaultek from almost three years ago, when it turned out their Bluetooth enabled product wasn’t secure. Turns out that the LifePod has a problem as well: the type of problem that you can exploit with a fork.

“Don’t read the comments.” But in fairness, Vaultek did respond in the comments and state that they are offering a fix for this problem.

You know what irony is, though? Irony is like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Okay, that’s not really ironic, that’s just stupid. But it sets up this: the Stack-On RFID Gun Safe.

But what if you don’t have a fork? Or a spoon? What if you just have a broken milk carton an orange juice bottle?

Coat hanger?

And now we know why the Knights Who Say “Ni!” wanted a shrubbery: