Whipped Cream Difficulties

Representative Chris Collins, a New York Republican who was one of President Trump’s earliest and most vocal supporters, was charged with insider trading on Wednesday. He was accused of tipping off his son and others to sell stock in an Australian pharmaceutical company before the results of one of its failed drug tests became public, federal prosecutors said.

Personally, I kind of hope Rep. Collins turns out to be innocent, and it was a dingo who gave the stock tips.