Archive for August, 2012

Musical note.

Friday, August 31st, 2012

At the moment, I have some of the worst crap in the world stuck in my head.

And I can’t get it unstuck.

(Hotel. Motel. Holiday Inn.)

Bad boys, bad boys…

Friday, August 31st, 2012

Our first story is kind of strange.

Matthew Itkowitz was drinking tequila one fine night in March of 2008. Apparently, Mr. Itkowitz got into an argument with his wife; Mrs. Itkowitz ran up to several people, including a man named Ryan Gonzalez, who were standing nearby, and asked for help.

Mr. Itkowitz claims that Mr. Gonzalez brandished a handgun, threatened to kill him, then punched Mr. Itkowitz and knocked him to the ground. Mr. Itkowitz deployed his own weapon and shot Mr. Gonzalez five times, killing him.

…the Los Angeles district attorney’s office declined to prosecute Itkowitz in 2010, despite concluding that his account of the shooting was “patently inconsistent” with video footage captured by a wall-mounted security camera in the alley.

Mr. Itkowitz has now been indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of “deprivation of rights under color of law, using a firearm in relation to a crime of violence and obstruction of justice”.

The video footage in question appears to show Mr. Itkowitz pulling his gun and hiding it behind his right leg as Mr. Gonzalez walks away from him.

Still walking toward the tattoo parlor, Gonzalez turns back toward Itkowitz and motions for him to leave. When he doesn’t, Gonzalez turns and walks several steps back in Itkowitz’s direction. He is about 10 to 12 feet away when Itkowitz raises his gun and fires.

By the way, Mr. Itkowitz is a deputy US marshal.

Meanwhile, the LAPD is investigating five of their officers after a woman died in their custody.

And Lance White had his 2009 conviction for weapons possession overturned by a federal appeals court in Manhattan. Why?

…should have been able to tell the jury that the main witness against him, a New York City police detective, had been found to have testified untruthfully in proceedings involving an unrelated gun case.

Noted:

…the panel’s decision made it “far more likely that future juries will hear that an officer has previously lied or somehow been found untruthful. And it will make prosecutors think twice before they use him in future cases.”

And we’ll have fun, fun, fun until Daddy takes the newspapers away…

Friday, August 31st, 2012

The street finds its own uses for things.

Oh, look! Julie Taymor and the “Spider-Man” producers have settled their lawsuit out of court.

Terms of the settlement were not disclosed and representatives for Ms. Taymor declined to comment further on Thursday. A press representative for “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” also declined to comment.

Quel frommage!

The worst Division I football program in history?

Over 11 seasons, Savannah State, the self-proclaimed University by the Sea, in a charming city distinguished by oak trees that sprout Spanish moss, has won 17 games, just five against Division I teams. It has changed coaches six times — once because of a death — and had nine athletic directors, including interims. It has been placed on N.C.A.A. probation twice and faced a pair of embarrassing lawsuits that claimed racial discrimination.

Savannah State is playing Oklahoma State and Florida State in the first two games, and will collect $860,000 (“which represents about 17 percent of the Tigers’ modest athletic budget”) for those games.

By the way, last year was a “1-10 season that included losses by scores of 63-6, 41-6, 47-7, 45-3 and 59-3, in addition to a defeat at the hands of a team that had lost 29 conference games in a row.”

There’s an interesting piece in the LAT about George Perez, former city manager and city councilman in Cudahy. (Previously.) Perez has not been charged with any crimes, yet, but is a major figure in the criminal cases against other Cudahy officials:

…court documents repeatedly refer to a top city official identified as “G.P.” orchestrating much of the alleged wrongdoing. Two law enforcement sources said “G.P.” is George Perez.

Perez started out as a janitor in Cudahy and worked his way up to the city manager position

…despite his populist persona, rumors of corruption long flowed from Cudahy City Hall, where nothing seemed to happen without Perez’s blessing.

And this is kind of interesting:

By 2000, Perez, married and with four children, was serving on the City Council and working at a building materials store. Then he lost his job. The council changed city laws so it could appoint Perez city manager. A group of Southern California city managers were so disturbed by Perez’s elevation that they asked for a criminal investigation. County prosecutors launched a conflict-of-interest probe, but investigators were met with silence at Cudahy City Hall, they said. In a memo produced by the prosecutors, they wrote that it was “clear that Perez liked politics and power more than the building materials business.”

So there were concerns twelve years ago, but nothing happened? Quel frommage, again!

“Gun” death.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

Stealing from Weer’d again:

HOLLYWOOD PARK, Texas – A South Texas mayor has been found dead after apparently being attacked by a 500-pound donkey on his ranch.

According to the sheriff’s office, it was a “male, aggressive donkey”. Thank you, Captain Obvious! We were thinking it was one of those pacifist donkeys.

More from the (quasi) local paper here.

21-50 to headquarters!

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

Have you ever heard of the Texas Highway Patrol Association?

Did you know they had a museum in San Antonio? I did not. I might have gone down to see the museum, had I known it was there. But in retrospect, I’m kind of glad I didn’t make the trip: here are some photos of the museum from the Texas DPS website.

As you might have guessed from that link and the associated commentary (which I personally think is very unusual for Texas DPS), the THPA was one of those charities that does telemarketing calls, collects your money, and does very little to benefit anyone but the company that makes the calls.

In particular, the organization apparently promised to pay a $10,000 “death benefit” to families of troopers killed in the line of duty. The organization never paid, the families sued, and…

As part of a 39-page agreement, property belonging to the Texas Highway Patrol Association in Austin and a museum it operates in San Antonio will be liquidated…

Interestingly, the museum was founded by a former state legislator from Waco, Lane Denton. (Waco is also the home of the Texas Rangers Museum, which is actually well worth the drive from Austin to visit.)

In 1995, Denton was found guilty of theft and misapplying money belonging to a different organization, the Texas Department of Public Safety Officers Association, and sentenced to six years of probation.

And:

The lawsuit said state investigators found that few survivors received any financial assistance and that money from a scholarship fund went to children of board members. The suit also said officials used up to $10,000 in donations a day to buy tickets to amusement parks and movie theaters and to pay for airfare across the United States.

(Subject line hattip. I loved that show when I was a kid. No, I’m not that old: one of the local UHF stations showed syndicated reruns.)

Edited to add: In case you were wondering, here’s a Google Maps street view of the THPA headquarters. Note that this isn’t the large building on North Lamar, across from Texas DPS and right next to Dan’s Hamburgers, but another building.

Playing dice with the MSM, August 29, 2012.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

We haven’t had a good Bell update in a while, but now the drought is broken.

Eric Eggena used to work for the city of Bell. He was the city prosecutor, director of general services, and was in charge of code enforcement.

While Eggena was in charge of code enforcement, the city collected tens of thousands of dollars from business owners and scavengers cited for violating city laws. The Times found Bell officials created official-looking documents and told violators that they had to pay the city. The vast majority of these cases never were filed with the court, as they were supposed to be.

Mr. Eggena was fired after the fecal matter hit the rotating blades of the impeller in Bell. He has not been charged with any crimes, and is not currently under indictment.

Mr. Eggena is now suing the city of Bell for $837,000, “including compensation for 329 unused sick and vacation days.”

When Eggena went to work for Bell in 2002 he earned $90,000 a year, but his salary nearly tripled over the next eight years, his total compensation swelling to $421,000 annually, putting him in the top tier of city officials nationwide.

But wait! There’s more!

In addition to his salary, the city paid the employee portion of Eggena’s Medicare and Social Security deductions, and he accumulated double sick and vacation time, according to his contracts.

And because we can’t mention Bell without mentioning Robert “Ratso” Rizzo:

The Times also found that Eggena and Rizzo were involved in a deal in which the city bought a piece of land for more than double its assessed value as part of an unusual redevelopment deal that required the seller to donate $425,000 back to the city — a sum that cannot be accounted for.

Today’s NYT has a nice tribute to the late DeAndre McCullough. (Previously.) The paper did run an obit several days after his passing, but this is more of a retrospective piece about DeAndre’s life and struggles.

This, along with some things Weer’d has said, and my reading of Bill James’ Popular Crime: Reflections on the Celebration of Violence, has got me thinking. If I have time this weekend, I’m hoping to do a longer, more thoughtful post tying these things together.

TMQ Watch: August 28, 2012.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

We are having trouble coming up with a clever introduction for this week’s TMQ, so let’s just jump right into the NFC preview, shall we?

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Into the looking glass again.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

There’s a strange and noteworthy story in today’s LAT. Brian C. Mulligan is a high-ranking executive with Deutsche Bank (“a managing director and vice chairman”). Mr. Mulligan is also pursuing a $50 million damage claim against the city of Los Angeles.

According to Mr. Mulligan, he went to purchase “medical marijuana products” at a local dispensary on the night of May 15th. (Mr. Mulligan says they “help him sleep”. I was unaware that insomnia was a condition that you could prescribe marijuana for, but in retrospect I shouldn’t be surprised.)

Mr. Mulligan goes on to claim that law enforcement officers detained him, “walked him to a run-down apartment complex and told him to go to the fourth floor”. According to Mr. Mulligan, he panicked and fled from the police in the direction of Occidental College, which was nearby.

According to the LAPD, two officers responded to a report of a strange man trying to break into cars at a local Jack in the Box. While responding to that report, a second similar report came in. The two officers found Mr. Mulligan near Occidental. Their report says he matched the description of the man trying to break into the cars, he was “drenched in sweat and walked with an ‘unsteady gait'”, but he passed field sobriety tests.

The LAPD report goes on to state that Mr. Mulligan told the responding officers he had used both marijuana and “white lightning”, which the LAT claims is another name for “bath salts”. “He said he hadn’t slept in four days, was going through a divorce and felt depressed, the report said. Mulligan also said he was being chased, according to the report, which nonetheless described him as calm, lucid and cooperative.” Mr. Mulligan denies telling the LAPD officers any of this.

The officers drove Mulligan to his Toyota Prius, which they searched; Mulligan’s attorney said he had not given them permission.

Search incident to arrest?

They found his Irish passport and enough cash that they called in a supervisor, said the report, which did not specify an amount.

That seems odd. If I find enough cash to get a supervisor involved, I’m darn sure noting the exact amount (and counting at least twice) on my report.

Mulligan’s claim pegged the cash at about $5,000, a sum he said he normally carried for business travel. Then police took Mulligan — whose cellphone and passport remained in his car, his attorneys said — to the nearby Highland Park Motel, a low-rent building across from homes with barred windows.

That also seems odd. If they felt he couldn’t drive or otherwise take care of himself, shouldn’t they have taken him into formal supervised custody? Doesn’t dropping him at a “low-rent” motel set you up for exactly this kind of problem?

(The LAPD report claims Mulligan asked to be dropped off there. Mulligan denies this, and says “he was taken there against his will and told ‘he could not leave, under threat of death.'”)

At the front desk, Flanagan said, the officers took away Mulligan’s car keys and forced him to pay the roughly $40 room bill. They also gave him back the cash they’d found in his car, said another Mulligan attorney, Valerie Wass.

Since everyone seems to agree that Mulligan was dropped at the motel, I’m not exactly shocked they made him pay the bill up front. I’m not saying dropping him there was a good idea in the first place, but if they did drop him there, someone’s got to pay for the room…

…one officer escorted Mulligan to Room 208, which he said did not have a telephone. He eventually cajoled a clerk into returning his keys, his attorney said, and ran away from the motel. This week, a motel employee said he could not recall the incident.

I kind of think I’d remember something like this, if I were a clerk. Then again, I wonder if anyone actually talked to the clerk who worked that night (the LAT doesn’t specify that), or if that clerk is even still working at the motel.

In any case, the same two officers encountered Mr. Mulligan later on that night (actually, around 1 AM the following morning). Mr. Mulligan was allegedly “trying to open the passenger-side door of an occupied silver van”. The van drove off, the officers told Mr. Mulligan to get off the sidewalk, Mr. Mulligan cursed at them, and apparently ran off. (That’s the LAPD’s account: Mr. Mulligan’s lawyers apparently dispute that he was trying to open the van door, or that he cursed at the police.)

The officers soon gave chase, the report said. “At that point,” Mulligan’s claim said, “he was in such great fear that he believed the LAPD officers were not truly LAPD officers but may be impostors bent on robbing or killing.”

So he didn’t recognize these officers as the same ones who took him to the motel earlier? Or he did, but he thought the ones who took him to the motel were imposters? Do you often go to “low-rent” motels with people posing as police officers? What was the point of checking him in and making him pay the bill if they were imposters planning on “robbing and killing” him?

Anyway, the LAPD chased Mulligan down. They claim he went into a fighting stance and charged the officers, who took him down and arrested him. Mulligan’s attorney, of course, denies that his client charged the officers. And:

No charges have been filed against Mulligan, though a spokesman for the city attorney’s office, which handles misdemeanor crimes, said the incident was under review.

I’m not sure what to make of this, as I have a lot of trouble believing that either side is telling the whole truth about what went on that night. There doesn’t seem to be any dispute about the whole “checked him into the ‘low-rent’ motel” part of the story, though, and that strikes me as being a big deviation from what I’d expect to be proper procedure. Was the LAPD trying to cut a rich white guy a break? Or…?

Reno.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

The 2012 Reno Air Races are, in theory, just over two weeks away.

I qualify this with “in theory” because when I went to their site to check on the date, I got a big pop-up offering me the opportunity to donate money. You see, the insurance premium has gone up to $1.7 million this year, and has to be paid by September 1st. I’m not sure what’s going to happen if they don’t come up with the money by September 1st (though I’d be surprised if someone didn’t step up and make up any shortfall).

(Noted: “The Reno Air Racing Association is a not-for-profit, 501(c)(4) organization, which means that contributions to RARA are NOT tax deductible, though they are appreciated and much needed.”)

But I digress. What prompted this was a short article in the NYT claiming that the NTSB has figured out why “Galloping Ghost” crashed last year.

Rather than linking to the NYT article (which amounted to one paragraph), I thought I’d link directly to the NTSB report. Except the final report apparently isn’t out yet: what the NTSB has on their site is a press release, dated yesterday, and linking to a synopsis of the report.

In case you were wondering:

The National Transportation Safety Board determines that the probable cause of this accident was the reduced stiffness of the elevator trim tab system that allowed aerodynamic flutter to occur at racing speeds. The reduced stiffness was a result of deteriorated locknut inserts that allowed the trim tab attachment screws to become loose and to initiate fatigue cracking in one screw sometime before the accident flight. Aerodynamic flutter of the trim tabs resulted in a failure of the left trim tab link assembly, elevator movement, high flight loads, and a loss of control. Contributing to the accident were the undocumented and untested major modifications to the airplane and the pilot’s operation of the airplane in the unique air racing environment without adequate flight testing.

Rule One, you jackass!

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

Judge Vincent A. Sgueglia of Tioga County Court (Tioga County is in “upstate New York”) has been censured by the New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct.

Why?

…the landmark courthouse in Owego, N.Y., was probably not the best place to repair a revolver with a faulty firing mechanism.

Yes. Judge Sgueglia decided to work on his revolver (described by the NYT as a “.38-caliber Smith & Wesson”) in his chambers, and…you see what’s coming, right? Negligent discharge, bullet into wall, nobody hurt thank the Lord, Judge Sgueglia embarrassed and now censured.

Noted: Judge Sgueglia says he didn’t realize the gun was loaded. To which I say: WTF? WTFF? It’s a Smith and Wesson revolver! You didn’t swing out the cylinder and check the chambers before starting work, you idiot? Checking if a Smith and Wesson revolver is loaded is the easiest thing in the world! It takes two freaking seconds! And that’s if you’re clumsy like me!

Also noted: Judge Sgueglia wasn’t just censured for the negligent discharge, but also for approving his own gun permits. He got his first permit in 2005, “listing three weapons”, and approved it himself. (“The commission said it was ‘inappropriate’ for Judge Sgueglia ‘to take judicial action on his own pistol permit application and that he should have consulted with court officials to arrange for another judge to handle the matter.'”) Between 2006 and 2010, “the judge submitted 14 amendments to his gun permit, covering 17 other pistols”.

Some credit is due to the judge, though: at least he had the gun pointed in a safe direction when it went off.

(Edited to add: I assumed all of my readers are familiar with the Four Rules of Gun Safety. However, on second thought, that may not be a reasonable assumption, so here they are.)

Hondo Harrelson, call your office, please.

Monday, August 27th, 2012

The Los Angeles Police Department is investigating whether members of its elite SWAT unit took advantage of their assignments to purchase large numbers of specially-made handguns and resell the weapons for steep profits, according to a report released Friday by the independent watchdog overseeing the department.

The LAT suggests that this “could be a violation of federal firearm laws and city ethics regulations”. I am unfamiliar with ethics regulations in LA, so I will refrain from comment on that. I am not sure what federal firearm laws would have been violated, since private sales between individuals are not illegal under federal law. (They may be under California law; I am also not an expert on California gun laws.) The LAT is also apparently unclear on what regulations and federal firearms laws were violated:

Regardless of whether the LAPD has a policy governing gun sales by officers, [Inspector General Alex] Bustamante noted that “the purchase of firearms with the intent to immediately transfer the weapon to a third party may violate city ethics regulations and federal firearm laws.” The report did not specify which regulations and laws may have been violated.

But getting back to the story, this isn’t the first go-around at this particular rodeo.

Suspicion about the guns first arose in 2010, when the commanding officer of the LAPD’s Metropolitan Division, which includes SWAT, ordered an inventory of the division’s firearms, the report said. The officer responsible for conducting the count discovered that SWAT members had purchased between 51 and 324 pistols from the gun manufacturer Kimber and were “possibly reselling them to third parties for large profits,” according to the report.

“between 51 and 324”? Could you be a little more vague in your count? In any case, LAPD SWAT, according to the LAT, only had about 60 members.

Kimber sold the guns, which bore a special “LAPD SWAT” insignia, to members of the unit for about $600 each — a steep discount from their resale value of between $1,600 and $3,500, the report said. The unique SWAT gun branding was first made several years earlier, when the department contracted with Kimber for a one-time purchase of 144 of the pistols.

$600? Daymn! I know Kimber’s had issues in the past few years, but you offer me one for $600, and I’ll be on that biatch like an anaconda on blood orchid serum.

(We watched that over the weekend. Two word review: annoyingly competent.)

(Also: “between $1,600 and $3,500”? That’s a $1,900 difference there, Sparky. If the comments in the LAT and Kimber’s website are to be believed, the pistol in question is the Custom TLE II, which has an MSRP of $1,054 without the LAPD SWAT markings.)

Neither the officer relieved of duty, the others suspected of being involved, nor the person who conducted the inventory were interviewed for the investigation, and no attempt was made to determine how many guns had been purchased from Kimber, Bustamante wrote. In the end, the department concluded that it had no policy governing such activity, and so closed its investigation, according to the inspector general report.

So that’s the first investigation, which the LAT makes sound half-assed. Bustamante’s investigation is the second one:

Because the initial investigation was so lacking, little is known about the gun sales. Bustamante’s report, which will be presented to the L.A. Police Commission on Tuesday, was based on the initial, substandard inquiry and so could not answer basic questions about the allegations, including how many officers were involved, the number of guns sold and when the sales were carried out. 

And:

The department’s poor job investigating the alleged SWAT gun sales was all the more notable, Bustamante wrote, because of the way it treated the officer who uncovered the gun purchases during the inventory. When one of the SWAT team members under suspicion accused him of improperly discussing the investigation with others, the department opened a separate inquiry into the claim, producing a 257-page report that dwarfed the 39-page file on the gun sales. The officer was suspended for five days.

Armstrong roundup.

Sunday, August 26th, 2012

Obits from the major papers: LAT. NYT. WP.

NASA’s tribute.

Obit watch: August 25, 2012.

Saturday, August 25th, 2012

Neil Armstrong.

I can’t find a good way to embed the NASA videos in a post, and I don’t want to link to the ones on YouTube, which are dubiously sourced. So here’s NASA’s Apollo 11 video page. And another page containing some restored Apollo 11 video.

Ad astra per aspera. Godspeed, Dr. Armstrong.

Some stuff.

Saturday, August 25th, 2012

More specifically, a random assortment of things that turned up in my Post Office box today, or that I found while I was out and about. Not that I’m bragging, but I think some folks might be entertained, amused, or interested in some of these items.

The first issue of “Infowars: The Magazine” (as Gregg Easterbrook might say, “Published on Earth: The Planet”).

I’ve got big balls. (Also acceptable: “Ah, but the strawberries. That’s where I had them.“) (Previously.)

The only political party that can actually change things this year. (Get yours here.)

Finally:


My USB TV receiver from Germany is here! (Previously.) More when and as I get a chance to dink with it.

Thugs. Pimps. Nazis. Ceridian Benefit Services.

Saturday, August 25th, 2012

My opinion is that Ceridian is not a “service,” it is a criminal enterprise run by thieves and engaged in systematic interstate mail and wire fraud. It is my opinion that Ceridian takes money from the recently unemployed, then, instead of passing the portion due onto the insurance company, takes that money and then fails to inform the insurance company.

Edited to add 8/26: Lawrence has pointed out to me that this is somewhat unfair. There are, more than likely, many pimps who are kind to their women, do not beat them unnecessarily, and in general do not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Ceridian Benefit Services. So noted, and my apologies to the pimps.

More on Lance.

Friday, August 24th, 2012

Nick Gillespie has a somewhat interesting piece over at Reason‘s “Hit and Run” blog, “What to Wear on Your Wrist Now That Lance Armstrong is Being Stripped of His Tour de France Titles”. Among other points, Gillespie makes an argument that echos mine from the comments in the previous post:

Steroids, goes this line of thought, turn an authentic competition into something less…real? But if any of that is true, why not ban, say, weight training or off-season workouts? Or special nutritional regimens that stop short of including certain banned supplements? What should be done about Lasik and other interventions that result in better than 20/20 vision? Or reconstructive surgeries that let pitchers throw faster than before undergoing the knife (just ask Chicago Cubs’ hurler Kerry Wood)? All of these things muddy that wholly mythical level playing field….

The flip side of this question is: do we really want people taking drugs that may have negative side effects, or undergoing surgery, or any of these other things, for our entertainment? How far do we go down this road before we turn into Rome? Are you not entertained?

Gillespie also links to this Outside article, which I missed: “Lance Armstrong: Victim?” Brian Alexander makes what I think is a very good argument that USADA

 …which participated in the federal investigation, isn’t part of the U.S. government and isn’t a judicial body. Newspaper stories tend to shorthand it as a “quasi-governmental” entity, but that’s not accurate. USADA is a private non-profit corporation hired to manage the anti-doping program for American athletes who hope to participate in the Olympics as well as various local, regional, national, and international competitions. And it’s gotten out of control.

More:

USADA says it has direct authority over thousands of citizens, with the ability to deprive them of property rights, ruin their reputations, and even conduct warrantless searches and seizures. It argues that it can use the courts to compel people who have nothing to do with sports to testify in its private proceedings under threat of perjury, to surrender evidence or other documents, and to name names. It insists that it doesn’t have to follow the usual rules of justice guaranteed by the Constitution. What’s more, it has been actively expanding its powers.

The Lance Armstrong Problem.

Friday, August 24th, 2012

I’ve never met Lance Armstrong. He isn’t someone I idolize. I’ve never done the Ride for the Roses, though I know people who have.

But I used to bicycle regularly (and I need to get back on the bike, now that I’ve finished school). I bought a couple of replica Tour de France jerseys to wear when I rode, which I alternated with my “Old Guys Who Get Fat In the Winter” team jersey and my vintage Aeroflot jersey.

I pulled hard for Armstrong when he was racing in the tour the first few times. I was elated when he won the 2003 tour: “Now,” I thought to myself, “he can be counted as among the best ever.”  When he won in 2004, I was less excited, and I began to lose interest by 2005. It felt like he was piling on, and there just wasn’t anything at stake. After that, there came a lot of things that made me perceive him as possibly being sort of dickish – though again, I’ve never met him, and he could be the nicest person in the world, but there were things that tarnished his public image in my mind.

But I never believed he doped. I wanted one of these posters for a long time. “What am I on? I’m on my bike busting my ass six hours a day.” I wanted to believe in the Lance Armstrong from the New Yorker profile: “Give me my rain jacket—I’m riding back.”

I’m not the kind of person who buries their head in the sand and ignores inconvenient facts, though. I have a lot of trouble accepting the whole “I’m tired of fighting” line. Not from Lance Armstrong; that stuff don’t fly. “The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for our foundation and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. “ What kind of toll is giving in going to have on your family, Lance, when everyone is saying to your kids “Dad’s a doper”? What do you think this is going to do to the foundation; do you think it is too big to fail? The Komen folks would beg to differ.

But I’m also having a hard time buying the idea that Lance is folding up his tent and going into the night because USADA has anything on him. As he’s said repeatedly, Lance Armstrong is the most tested athlete in history. None of those tests have showed up positive. Which is more plausible?

  1. Lance Armstrong never used any performance enhancing substance in violation of the rules.
  2. Lance Armstrong doped, but was so far ahead of the curve that his doping was undetectable by the most sophisticated labs in the world.

My money has always been on number 1. In spite of Armstrong folding, it still is.

And what is the evidence against him? As far as I can tell, USADA’s case is based on eyewitness testimony from people like Landis and Hamilton, both of whom are convicted dopers. Isn’t this kind of like relying on the testimony of an accomplice as the sole evidence to convict someone of a crime, without other collaborating evidence? If their testimony is that the eyewitnesses saw Armstrong getting injections, then either:

  1. They knew what was being injected, should be able to provide evidence to that effect, and there should be collaborating evidence (such as blood/urine tests) to prove their assertions. Or
  2. They didn’t know what was being injected, and it could have been something perfectly legal; in that case, their testimony is meaningless.

Right now, I don’t know what to make out of this. I think I need some time to sort through my own feelings, and the things that are still coming out in the press.

Just a couple of random thoughts…

Friday, August 24th, 2012

Zamora ran toward the wrecked SUV and stepped into an electrified pool of water. She was immediately –- and fatally — electrocuted, struck by what firefighters estimate was 48,000 volts of electricity.

  1. Your safety is important. You’re not helping the first responders if you give them two casualties to work on instead of one. I know Ambulance Driver has brought this up repeatedly, especially in the Confessions of an EMS Newbie podcast, but: make sure the scene is safe, or at least as safe as you can get it, before you go rushing in trying to save people.
  2. After the Northridge earthquake, Stewart Brand did a piece about his experiences for the old Whole Earth Quarterly. Something he said has always stuck with me. Brand talked about the earthquake hitting, getting out of his car, and trotting off down the street with the intent of helping people. He then went on to list all the potentially useful stuff (like a jack) that he left behind in the car. Brand’s Rule: “First, collect your thoughts. Then, collect your tools.”

Request.

Friday, August 24th, 2012

If there are any of my readers who are active in the gun blog community and carry on a regular basis, but don’t read Lawrence’s Battleswarm blog: he has a post up asking for advice on a carry gun. I’d appreciate it if you’d go over and weigh in.

Random notes: August 24, 2012.

Friday, August 24th, 2012

I have some things I want to say on the Lance Armstrong front, but I also want to take some time and write a longer, more thoughtful post, rather than dashing something off first thing in the morning. I’ll try to have that up later today. In the meantime, for you out-of-towners, here’s the Statesman coverage.

In other news: gee, when you try to pass new laws that threaten someone’s business, they might possibly consider moving to a more friendly jurisdiction. Who’d thunk it? Apparently, not the NYT.

A while back, I noted the ongoing issues in Patton Village, what with the mayor trying to disband the police department while she was under indictment. It turns out that the mayor has some additional problems; she’s now been charged with “tampering with government records”. (Edited to add: now including linkage.)

The really odd thing is that this charge has nothing to do with using cop cars as loan collateral.  Back in 1979, the mayor pled guilty to charges that she plotted with a co-worker to rob a Jack in the Box she was managing. She got four years probation, but the conviction was on a felony charge. Texas law bars people convicted of a felony from running for elected office, and the mayor stated on the forms she filled out to run for mayor that she hadn’t been convicted of a felony. (She hasn’t been granted any kind of pardon/restoration of civil rights, as best as anyone can tell.)

Random roundup: August 22, 2012.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

40 years ago today, John Wojtowicz and Salvatore Natuarale tried to hold up a Chase Manhattan bank branch in Brooklyn. I believe this is what that location looks like today:

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Wojtowicz and Natuarale botched the robbery, and ended up in a 14 hour long standoff with police. The NYT has a retrospective.

And why does this matter, other than it being kind of a big deal at the time? Well, the robbery inspired a Sidney Lumet film:

Obit watch: Victor Poor, an influential early chip designer for Intel.

Noted:

Mr. Poor retired in 1984 and pursued a passion for sailing. Looking for a way to communicate while he was at sea, he developed a wireless data communications system, initially called Aplink, for Amtor packet link, and later Winlink. The system was widely adopted by radio amateurs, the United States military, and state and local emergency preparedness teams. It was credited with being one of the few communications systems that worked in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

Edited to add: Thanks to Borepatch for reminding us it is also the 20th anniversary of the shooting of Vicki Weaver at Ruby Ridge.

They tried to kill him with a coffee mug…

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

Yeah, I’m stealing one from Weer’d and his “Gun Death?” files. I just like this one too much.

A high-ranking umpire on the U.S. professional tennis circuit arrested Tuesday in New York allegedly bludgeoned her 82-year-old husband to death with a coffee mug in Woodland Hills and then tried to make it look like he fell down the stairs, authorities said.

  1. Must have been some damn coffee mug. I have some pretty hefty ones, but not any that I’d try to bludgeon someone to death with.
  2. We must ban DEADLY ASSAULT COFFEE MUGS FOR THE CHILDREN!

TMQ Watch: August 21, 2012.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

Joe Ely’s classic song “Fighting For My Life” contains the lyric:

I don’t mean to crash the cymbals, I don’t mean to beat the drum

I don’t want to waste your time, I’d rather save you some.

TMQ’s favorite Batman film is “Batman: Mask of the Phantasm“. You can now skip the first 335 words of this week’s column. And if that’s all you were looking for, you can skip everything after the jump, too.

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Obit watch and other random notes for August 21, 2012.

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

Phyllis Diller. (NYT. LAT. A/V Club.)

William Windom: A/V Club.

This stretch of carpet mills and floor covering outlets that hugs Interstate 75 between Atlanta and Chattanooga lost 4,600 jobs, or 6.9 percent, from June 2011 to June 2012, according to a new report from the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics.

I visited Dalton some time ago, long before the recession, back when it was still a boom town. It is a very nice little city, helped by the fact that it is located in close proximity to some beautiful state parks, forests, and recreational areas. So I’m hoping things work out for Dalton’s residents and the carpet business picks up again. Or the Volkswagen business. Or something else…

This is not a joke.

Monday, August 20th, 2012

Roger Clemens is back in baseball.

Pitching.

For the Sugar Land Skeeters. Here’s the team’s official website.

If I was going to go, I’d go this coming Saturday. Not only are they playing the Bridgeport Bluefish, but “Stuntman Ted Batchelor” is going to set himself on fire after the game and run the bases.

Minor league baseball. There’s nothing quite like it.