“Gun” death.

Stealing from Weer’d again:

HOLLYWOOD PARK, Texas – A South Texas mayor has been found dead after apparently being attacked by a 500-pound donkey on his ranch.

According to the sheriff’s office, it was a “male, aggressive donkey”. Thank you, Captain Obvious! We were thinking it was one of those pacifist donkeys.

More from the (quasi) local paper here.

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