Archive for April, 2012

This is my shocked face.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Allegations of voter fraud left many unresolved questions even after officials counted the ballots in the first competitive election in years in the small city of Vernon.

Edited to add: More here.

Who would have thunk…

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

…that giving a young woman a ride on your hog would get you fired?

Seriously, I don’t have a problem with Arkansas firing Bobby Petrino. It just comes as a surprise. I read FARK’s thread yesterday and the consensus was that he might get a short suspension, perhaps a fine, but the university wasn’t going to fire him.

Yeah, I know, FARK, hardly experts. But the consensus was that Petrino was rebuilding the program, and that was too important to the university. Thinking about it some more, I’m glad to see FARK was wrong, and the weasel is gone.

Edited to add: In all the discussion of this, I haven’t seen any coverage of the most important point: how bad was the damage to Petrino’s Harley Davidson Road King?

Mad? Of course I’m mad!

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

But! I have tenure!

Okay, I don’t really have tenure. But don’t you think I could pass as a distinguished professor of something like apocryphal chemistry or eschaton immanentization at Hogwarts?

Can I have a side of awesome sauce, please?

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

Yes, yes you can.

The TM Daily Post has a nice profile of Joe Lansdale.

…Lansdale is often compared to a number of authors who specialize in bloody, neo-Gothic thrillers, loosely termed “country noir,” among them Woodrell, Donald Ray Pollock (The Devil All the Time), Tom Franklin (Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter) and the late William Gay (Twilight). After being ignored by critics and readers alike, these writers have found a measure of mainstream embrace over the past decade.

I’m not going to claim to be a close personal friend of Mr. Lansdale’s – Lawrence knows him better than I do – but in my limited interaction with him, he’s always been nothing but nice. He’s a swell guy, as far as I’m concerned, and I’m delighted that he’s “finally having a moment, after three-plus-decades toiling in semi-obscurity”.

Notes from the crime beat.

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

I have previously written about the strange case of Maurice McKnight, the dancer at a male strip club who allegedly punched struck a patron, causing the patron to fall, hit his head, and die.

Yesterday, Mr. McKnight pled guilty to manslaughter. He will serve 5 years in prison.

Back on the “if you go clubbing downtown, you’re clubbing with Hezbollah” beat, the Statesman has a long article about Yassine Enterprises, the people behind it, and their legal problems. Interesting:

  • “Despite persistent surveillance, the Yassines and their associates are not accused of any wrongdoing after 2009…”
  • “Investigators testified that Steve Yassine has not paid his taxes in years. Hadi Yassine did not file tax returns in 2009 and 2010, and ones he did file did not match his income, IRS agent Neff said. Neff also said Yassine Enterprises was underreporting its income. “

Also noteworthy: the state wants to take away their liquor licenses. I don’t think it is so much because of the criminal charges, as it is because…

  • “…the clubs owe a local liquor distributor more than $210,000.”
  • “… businesses linked to Mike Yassine, the company’s president and owner, were almost $600,000 behind in sales and mixed-beverage taxes as of late March.”

The State of Texas really does not like it when you get behind in your sales and beverage taxes. They tend to get cranky and start seizing things, like bottles and money in the cash register. Of course, the latter might not be a problem for Yassine Enterprises, since eight of their nine businesses are closed.

And what does this mean for Sixth Street?

Owners of other downtown bars said they initially feared the closures would deter people from heading downtown but, so far, that hasn’t been the case.

If they remain dark long-term, landlords shouldn’t have a hard time finding new tenants, said Michele Gary, a vice president in the commercial retail division at the Weitzman Group.

My first thought is that Ms. Gary is a lot more optimistic than I am. Would you want to open a club downtown in this economy? Then again, people are going to drink no matter what…maybe she’s on to something.

Not since “Carrie”.

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

The off-Broadway revival of “Carrie” closed Sunday night…

…two weeks earlier than scheduled, as a result of poor ticket sales after the show opened to mixed to negative reviews. The production by MCC Theater did not earn all its money back. A cast album recording — a theatrical measure of success — has not been announced, though one is said to be in the works

The NYT asks: is this just a fundamentally unworkable idea?

“I see no reason to remount ‘Carrie’ at all,” [theater writer and critic Peter] Filichia said. “I have no advice on how to make it better. I can’t think of a thing. Mind you, I don’t hate it. I just don’t think it’s worth the effort.”

Obit watch: special kik kool rad C-64 warezzzzzzzzzz edition.

Monday, April 9th, 2012

Jack Tramiel, founder of Commodore, has passed away at the age of 83.

I was never part of the 6502 based crowd, either as an Apple, Atari, or Commodore owner. (My processor was the 6809.)

But I’m certainly willing to concede that the C-64 was a hugely influential machine, and that Mr. Tramiel is owed a debt of gratitude.

Annals of law (part 3 of a series)

Monday, April 9th, 2012

Can a legally dead man be tried, convicted, and sentenced to the death penalty?

If this was a movie with Ashley Judd (perhaps as a sexy public defender), it would probably gross $200 million at least.

Unfortunately, it isn’t.

Thomas Steven Sanders was declared “legally dead” in 1994. His family brought the action, claiming Sanders had abandoned them in 1987.

The thing is, he wasn’t actually dead dead:

Sanders was unquestionably alive, living and working at odd jobs across four southeastern states and Nevada, and reportedly racking up a number of traffic tickets and a sentencing in Georgia for simple battery.

Now he’s suspected of killing a 12-year-old girl and her mother. He’s apparently confessed, but his lawyers are trying to get the confession thrown out because Sanders asked for a lawyer first.

One thing is certain: somebody’s going to get a book deal out of this case.

Obit watch: April 8, 2012.

Sunday, April 8th, 2012

These have been well covered elsewhere, but for the record and since people have emailed me about them:

Mike Wallace.

Thomas Kinkade.

Hookers, no blow, watch.

Friday, April 6th, 2012

Mike Luis Rios was arrested on Wednesday and charged with

raping two women, pimping and using his position…to recruit would-be, and sometimes underage, prostitutes.

Mr. Rios was arrested back in February on attempted murder charges. Apparently, there was a fight at a night club, and…

He was charged with two counts of attempted murder, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon and one count of dissuading a witness, according to Riverside County Deputy Dist. Atty. Michael Brusselback, who is prosecuting both cases.

Here’s the punchline: Mr. Rios is a member of the Moreno Valley Board of Education.

The board can’t remove Rios from his seat unless he is convicted.
They can, however, invoke a state law that allows an elected official to be removed from office if he effectively abandons his seat by not attending meetings or performing duties for three months.

Random notes: April 5, 2012.

Friday, April 6th, 2012

Remember Greg Mortenson and the whole “Three Cups of Tea”/”Three Cups of Deceit” controversy? If you don’t, here’s some background.

Mortenson and the Central Asia Institute agreed to a settlement yesterday with the Montana Attorney General. Here’s the entire NYT story.

And here’s the entire LAT story. One paragraph in the NYT, two pages in the LAT. (To be fair, the LAT does bring in some non-CAI related issues, like Kony 2012.)

Summarizing: Mortenson will reimburse $1 million to CAI, CAI’s two remaining board members will leave and a new seven-member board will take over, and Mortenson will no longer be on that board.

The article states that the settlement will “toss Mortenson out of his own charity’, but quotes the “interim executive director” saying:

…that Mortenson would remain a paid employee of the charity but would not serve on the new board.

“He’s the heart and soul of the organization,” Beyersdorfer said. “He’s the co-founder, and I think we all think of him as our chief inspiration officer.”

More parking problems at the Long Center over the weekend.

Although a study conducted by the city during planning for the Long Center recommended 2,400 parking spaces, neighborhood groups objected and urged a three-story garage with half the spaces.

The notoriously corrupt California city of Vernon is holding city council elections next Tuesday. Hilarity has ensued.

“I don’t like answering the dang door when I come home from work, it gets irritating,” said resident Gabriel Early 35, who has lived in Vernon for three years. “I’ve got more knocks in the last two weeks than the last three years.”

Amen, brother. I don’t get people knocking on my door for elections, thank Ghu, but the phone calls really make me angry.

A few weeks ago, Vernon officials learned there were nine voters registered at one small home the city owns. The city launched an investigation and hired private investigators, who are interviewing voters to make sure they actually live in Vernon. The city is also looking into three people who suddenly registered to vote at an apartment above La Villa Basque, one of Vernon’s few restaurants.

Candidates have raised concerns about two people who are registered at addresses that do not exist. A “street index” published by the Los Angeles County Registrar this week shows about 30 occupied residences in the city.

Worth noting: recent reforms (adopted in an attempt to keep the state from disincorporating Vernon) cut council salaries from $70,000 a year to $25,000 a year, eliminated subsidized rent for council members, and imposed term limits.

Plug, plug, pluggity plug.

Friday, April 6th, 2012

My sister has a couple of new posts up at the Park City Snowmamas site:

Worship services at Park City.

And she stages her own version of “The Amazing Race”: snowborders vs. skiers.