Mad? Of course I’m mad!

But! I have tenure!

Okay, I don’t really have tenure. But don’t you think I could pass as a distinguished professor of something like apocryphal chemistry or eschaton immanentization at Hogwarts?

5 Responses to “Mad? Of course I’m mad!”

  1. Joe D says:

    This picture will haunt my dreams.

    And congratulations!

  2. stainles says:

    “haunt your dreams”? I don’t think it was that bad, at least compared to the Meryl Streep photo I put up a while back.

    And thanks, Joe. I’m just hoping everything holds together for a few more weeks.

  3. Weer'd Beard says:

    The Beard is the source of his Powers!

  4. stainles says:

    I was hoping you’d pick up on that picture, Weer’d, after that post the other day.

    Which reminds me, I need to take my nephew to the range again and see if the beard has improved my marksmanship.

  5. Robin says:

    You’re a shoo-in for Defense against the Dark Arts. But be careful. I hear people don’t last long in that position.