Archive for November 22nd, 2011

Desert Bus update.

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

You can now get Desert Bus for Android and iOS. Yes, this means you can play Desert Bus on your iPad.

It is 99 cents, but the money goes to Child’s Play. So you can feel virtuous while you pretend to drive between Tucson and Las Vegas. At 45 MPH. In real time. In a pretend bus that keeps drifting to the right.

Slime in the ice machine!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

Okay, would you believe rodent droppings in the pizza?

This has already been on FARK, but I did want to mention it here: Di Fara Pizza in Brooklyn, home of the $5 slice of cheese pizza, has been temporarily closed by the Health Department.

The city reported the 46-year-old pizzeria at the corner of E. 15th Street, known for it’s drop-dead Sicilian pie, racked up 67 violation points during last week’s inspection and was cited for mouse droppings “throughout the kitchen,” enough to shut the store and require the owner to take a course in food protection.

The owners say the “person who was supposed to come in and clean” wasn’t able to make it. And by the way, Occupy Wall Street caused paperwork delays.

“Is it worth risking rodent-borne illness?” wondered Josh Bauchner, a Di Fara enthusiast. “Certainly.”

(Here’s a classic Marvin Zindler restaurant report from 1999 that includes the phrase that pays. Don’t worry: it shows up at about the 1:50 mark.)

I shouted out ‘Who killed the Kennedys?’

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

The City of Dallas would like for you to know that they are not responsible for the assassination of JFK.

Not only that, but they’re planning a big 50th anniversary event in 2013, and are raising money to restore Dealey Plaza.

Short shameful confession: I’ve lived in Texas for a long time, but I’ve never visited Dallas. One of these weekends, I’m going to take off, get a hotel room, and visit Dealey Plaza and the 6th Floor Museum.

(The Conspiracy Museum lost their lease a few years back. They were supposedly moving into a new space, but I can’t tell if they actually did.)

Apparently the check has cleared the bank.

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

So to speak. I suspect the money was actually moved by a wire transfer.

In any case, Jim Crane now officially owns the Houston Astros.

Crane indicated he will be ready to begin making significant moves shortly after Thanksgiving.

TMQ watch: November 22, 2011.

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

TMQ is taking a bye this week.

If you want to read Easterbrook’s “instead of a TMQ”, in which he surveys 30 years of The Atlantic Monthly cover articles you can read that here. (Really. We are not making this up.)

I love New York.

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

Cigarette taxes in New York City (this is combined city and state tax) are at $5.85 per pack.

This has led folks to find clever ways around the system: mail order cigarettes, until the government cracked down on that, sales of single smokes, cigarette smuggling…and now, roll your own cigarette shops.

Jonathan Behrins, a lawyer for the companies that own the shops, said Monday that the stores were not obligated to charge cigarette taxes because “we are not producing cigarettes for resale.”

“We are selling the contents that produce the cigarette,” he said, “and it’s up to the user to make them.”

I’m sure it comes as no great shock to anyone that the city disagrees, and is suing the shops in federal court.

“By selling illegally low-priced cigarettes,” said the city’s lawsuit, filed in Federal District Court in Manhattan, “defendants not only interfere with the collection of city cigarette taxes, they also impair the city’s smoking cessation programs and impair individual efforts at smoking reduction, thereby imposing higher health care costs on the city and injuring public health.”

Awwwwww. I feel bad for the Bloomberg administration. No, wait, that’s still heartburn. Never mind.

Obit watch: November 22, 2011.

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

John Neville, perhaps best known as Baron Munchausen in Terry Gilliam’s underrated “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen”. (Or perhaps as “The Well-Manicured Man” on “The X-Files”.)