Archive for October, 2010

Zen and the art of military service.

Friday, October 15th, 2010

I’m fascinated by Zen.

I don’t practice it. I’ve thought about it, but

  1. I’m not sure how I would reconcile that with my other beliefs.
  2. I have problems with some aspects of Zen thought. For example, there’s a precept, “If you pick up a stone, you must be prepared to pick up all the suffering of the world.” What does that mean? Should we not try to help other people, lest we become responsible for their suffering? I’ll tell you truthfully, there are times when that appeals to me, but in the end, I can’t just stand back and not pick up the stone. Even when I suspect it would be better for everyone involved if I left it on the ground.

That said, I love reading about Zen. I’ve particularly enjoyed Shoes Outside the Door, a warts and all history of the San Francisco Zen Center, and Street Zen: The Life and Work of Issan Dorsey. Dorsey in particular is a fascinating character to me; if I were to take up Zen, I’d like to be like him (without the homosexuality and drug use, though).

I’ve got a bookmark on my system to Brad Warner’s wonderful “Zen Books That Don’t Suck” page, and will probably check a few more of those off the list as I find them. I’ve got to like a guy who not only practices Zen, but is a fan of monster movies and Ghoulardi.

Anyway, Warner also has a blog, and I wanted to highlight this post in particular (scroll down below the schedule information for the meat). I don’t know why, but there’s something about Warner’s response, and the way he phrases it, that I find deeply moving.

Peace has to be defended by people who are trained to kill those who would destroy it. I’m sorry. But that’s the way things are.

I wish this was not true. And I can wish all I want but that won’t make it so.

“I can wish all I want but that won’t make it so” reminds me of a ha-ha only serious joke I’ve used from time to time in business settings:

Q: How many legs does a dog have, if you call a tail a leg?

A: Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it one.

Punch!

Friday, October 15th, 2010

One of the things I’ve noticed in my reading of cocktail history is the emphasis on “punch” during the 18th and 19th centuries. Historically, it seems that the communal drink served in a large bowl was much, much more popular during that time period, and then abruptly dropped off – probably, like many other aspects of 18th and 19th century cocktail culture, killed off by Prohibition.

Frank Bruni, in “The Tipsy Diaries” from today’s NYT, has a nifty profile of David Wondrich, the guy who wrote Imbibe! (a “biography”, for want of a better word, of the legendary early mixologist Jerry Thomas). Wondrich has a new book coming out: Punch: The Delights (and Dangers) of the Flowing Bowl, and Bruni’s piece ties into that.

There’s a couple of things in the Bruni article that I find interesting. One is that you can apparently still purchase ambergris (I love the description of it as “clotted whale cholesterol”). I was also delighted to read that Wonderich became interested in mixology after reading Barnaby Conrad’s Absinthe: History in a Bottle, which was also one of the books that got me interested in cocktail culture.

War on Drugs watch.

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Today’s LAT has an interesting article about the “cult of indoor weed“. Basically, consumers have developed a preference for marijuana grown indoors; the result has been a large indoor pot industry, focused in the “Emerald Triangle” region (Mendocino, Trinity and Humboldt counties) of Northern California.

Meanwhile, CVS has been fined $75 million by the Federal government. Why? They weren’t aggressive enough in tracking people who bought cold medication. Meanwhile, since the “Combat Methamphetamine Epidemic Act of 2005” has been in effect, meth production has moved across the border into Mexico, where the cartels can buy pseudoephedrine in bulk.

TMQ watch: October 12, 2010.

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

Amazingly, Easterbrook did not pull out his 1972 Miami Dolphins autotext this week. Oversight? It finally got through to TMQ that the champagne story was wrong? Will we ever know?

In other news, the first 1,070 words of this week’s TMQ can be summarized thusly: Oregon’s “blur” offense is nothing new, but combines four existing ideas, and executes them very fast. There’s nothing revolutionary about it.

“TMQ continues to believe the NFL is merely talking about concussion safety for show, hoping the issue will go away.”

Tracey. Not really my type.

Sweet and sour plays: Tampa – Cincinnati, Giants – Houston, Texas Tech – Baylor, Tony Romo.

Food is not healthy.

The TMQ obsession with asteroids striking Earth goes on.

Green Bay, New Orleans, and San Diego are all playing erratically, even though they were preseason favorites.

Chicken-<salad> punt: Houston.

(Baltimore’s) defense beats (Denver’s) offense.

Christmas creep goes on.

TMQ loves him some undrafted free agents. TMQ hates coins smaller than the quarter, and dollar bills.

Falcons fly, Bengals fall, the obsession with offensive linemen throwing passes continues.

Speaking of offensive linemen, TMQ also weighs in on the Lawrence Academy story (see what I did there?). I’m sure it will come as a great shock to both of my readers that Easterbrook thinks 300+ pound high-school students playing football is unsportsmanlike and unhealthy.

Wacky disclaimer: Dairy Queen.

Instead of paying college players a “living wage”, how about stipends like grad students get?

More creep.

TMQ avoids mentioning the big Favre story (or is it the little Favre story?), but that doesn’t stop him from Favre bashing. “…like the Jets and Packers before them, the Vikings have become a promotional vehicle for Favre, or rather for Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre, as TMQ once dubbed him.

TMQ doesn’t like the remake of “Nikita”. And by the way, it isn’t realistic.

Why do four-star generals in the Pentagon need bodyguards in the Pentagon?

Who is the worst team in the NFL right now? TMQ thinks that would be Buffalo.

Hey, let’s bash Randy Moss!

Union of Kentucky 84, Bethel of Tennessee 55. Shenandoah 7, Maryville of Tennessee 6.

Reader comments: Oktoberfest celebrates the start of October, and shouldn’t be part of your creep watch, maroon. NFL Network announcers don’t know the rules. The bounce play goes back prior to 1982. If you think the NFL is bad about concussions, try rugby. The Jerry Rice’s of basketball and cricket. Obscure rules. The free kick. And Rome was founded by the Trojans according to Virgil, so why shouldn’t USC play in the Coliseum, you maroon?

Tune in next week, when, if we’re lucky, Easterbrook will bring up his “pro-nudity, against gambling” theory.

Do they sell earplug futures?

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Someone has decided to give Fran Drescher a “tryout” for a possible talk show.

Jimmy Smits!

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Thanks to a tip from our great and good friend A.T., who really needs to update his LiveJournal, we now know that NBC has taken “Outlaw” behind the barn and put a bullet in its head, for cancellation number three this season.

I’m holding out hope for either “Running Wilde” or “Raising Hope” to go next, just based on the commercials I’ve seen for both shows.

(Subject line hattip.)

Short shameful confession.

Monday, October 11th, 2010

I’m not a big fan of Pixar’s work. I admire their emphasis on story, but I just can’t stand to look at the animation. Everything seems to have the same texture – it looks like cheap Chinese plastic.

That said, Tam has a link to a nifty Disney film of the type you don’t see these days. It kind of makes me wonder what contemporary Army training films would look like if Pixar was doing them.

Because I have a wicked slice.

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Another reason why I own guns.

Corporate tourism.

Monday, October 11th, 2010

MattG over at Better and Better (which I shamefully have not added to my blogroll previously) has a nifty post up about his field trip to the Hornady plant.

In addition to making me want to schedule a road trip (and, hey, I can stop on the way at the SAC Museum! Don’t tell me the SAC Museum isn’t on the way; if I’m going to Nebraska, it’s on the way.) Matt’s post reminds me of something we’ve lost along the way.

Back when I was a child and we took family vacations by car, one of the things we’d do is stop at the obscure (and not so obscure) little museums along the way, and take the corporate tours at manufacturing plants as well. The corporate tour that stands out most vividly in my mind was the one of the Daisy factory in Rogers, Arkansas. I can’t tell if Daisy even offers those tours any longer, or if they’ve been replaced by the Daisy museum; but as good as the Daisy museum might be, the factory tour was at least one of the things that made me a lifelong gunnie.

One of my favorite things in Boston was the observation deck at the John Hancock building. I remember thinking it was one of the best thought out spaces I’d seen in a long time. There was a huge diorama of the battle of Bunker Hill. The observation deck overlooked the approach path to Logan, so they had a section set up where you could listen to ATC traffic. They had telescopes. They had little kiosks where you could print directions to other Boston landmarks (this was in the pre-Mapquest/Google Maps days). The operative word there is “had”. They closed the observation deck after September 11th, ostensibly for “security reasons”.

Goodyear used to have the “World of Rubber” museum. They let that fall into disrepair, and closed it down last year.

I never got to take the Kellogg’s factory tour, but they apparently stopped doing that due to “corporate espionage” concerns (“Oh my God! Someone might steal the trade secret for Fruit Loops!” Here’s a hint; the trade secret is “sugar”!), and replaced it with a badly thought out “attraction” called “Cereal City USA” that closed in 2007.

I understand some of the reasons these things are going away. Cheap air travel means that families fly more, instead of driving, so you’re unlikely to make the “World of Rubber” a destination unless you’re flying into Akron. As manufacturing moves offshore, and we stop building s–t in this country, it becomes more difficult to schedule a factory tour in China. I know that security and liability are concerns, too.

But what are the long term benefits? How many kids toured GM when they were little, and grew up to buy Corvettes? How many gunnies came out of Daisy or Smith and Wesson factory tours? (Yes, you can tour the Smith and Wesson factory, but you should really call ahead to get information first.) And how many kids took factory tours when they were young and came out inspired to build stuff?

Are these cutbacks short-sighted? Are we killing off the inventors of tomorrow? And is the demise of the factory tour one of the reasons for growing anti-corporate sentiment? Can you really think GM is evil if you toured the Corvette plant as a little kid? (Note: sadly, this author has never toured the Corvette plant. At least, not as of yet.)

It seems that as we lose these things, we’re also losing a part of our national soul, and that makes me sad. I don’t know what to do about it, except to suggest that we support companies like Hornady that keep their doors open and the lights on for the passing public.

Your loser update: week 5.

Monday, October 11th, 2010

We were unlucky this week. More on this when TMQ posts.

In the meantime, does Wade Phillips go today, or does he last until Tuesday?

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Buffalo
Carolina
San Francisco

On the tenth day of the tenth month…

Sunday, October 10th, 2010

…in this, the year of Our Lord 2010, it seems somehow fitting to embed this:

The idea of linking to “Powers of Ten” on October 10th isn’t original to me; as I recall, I got the idea from the great Laurence Simon (praise be unto him).

Official “Powers of Ten” website.

Below the limit, under arrest.

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

We haven’t checked in with our old friend, Austin police chief Art Acevedo, recently. What’s he been up to?

Oh, look, he’s been down at the Capitol, pushing for new legislation. What’s on Art’s mind?

…the idea behind a new offense of “driving while ability impaired” — DWAI — would cover drivers whose blood-alcohol content is between 0.05 and 0.07.

Yes. Our chief of police is unhappy that DWI arrests have dropped (6,963 in 2008 to 6,166 in 2009, according to the Statesman) even though enforcement has been stepped up, and wants to create a brand new offense that the APD can charge folks with.

In addition…

…Acevedo also supported mandatory blood samples for many repeat offenders, allowing police to operate DWI checkpoints and adding a new offense of aggravated DWI for drivers who are found to have a breath-alcohol reading of 0.18 or higher.

Question: is there any evidence that a large number of accidents are caused by people who are at or above a 0.05 BAC, but below a 0.08 BAC?

Data on how many of the drivers arrested in Austin were found with a 0.05 to 0.07 blood-alcohol level was not immediately available from Austin police.

Question: doesn’t Texas state law allow the police to arrest drivers who show evidence of impairment, no matter what their BAC is?

And here’s an interesting pull quote:

While enforcement is generally up over just a few years ago, police and prosecutors have increasingly complained that Texas’ system of punishing drunken drivers is overloaded — perhaps even broken.

The reason is that thousands of drivers arrested for DWI are being allowed to plead guilty to lesser crimes such as reckless driving or obstructing a roadway. Such plea deals allow them to escape alcohol counseling and driver’s license restrictions, according to testimony before the Senate panel in July by police officials, prosecutors and judges.

So, basically, we’re not even effectively prosecuting many of the people we do arrest, and the answer is to create a brand new category of offense that we can prosecute even more people for?

Art, damn it, art! watch (#17 in a series).

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Because there’s nothing like a giant marble sculpture of a hand with an upraised middle finger.

Unless, of course, we’re talking about a statue of Pope John Paul II struck by a meteorite.

(Hattip: Lawrence.)

Where do we get such men?

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Staff Sergeant Robert J. Miller was awarded the Medal of Honor on Wednesday.

Sgt. Miller’s unit was ambushed by a group of about 100 insurgents in the Gowardesh Valley of Afghanistan on January 25, 2008. Miller’s unit was pinned down and exposed to devastating fire.

Miller radioed to his fellow troops to seek cover. He then charged the enemy, killing at least 10 insurgents and giving the Afghan and U.S. troops a chance to move to a safer spot, according to U.S. Army reports.

By the way, the award was posthumous; Sgt. Miller was killed in the firefight.

(NYT article.)

Not since Carrie.

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

New York City’s MCC Theater is planning a “revival” of “Carrie”.

I put “revival” in quotes because…

[Stafford Arima, the director] predicted that about half of the songs would be different from the Broadway score, which was never recorded, contributing to the show’s legendary status.

and

Mr. [Bernard] Telsey [MCC co-artistic director]  said the draft script was in “very workable shape right now,” yet was so different from the original that he was not sure if MCC’s “Carrie” would be considered a revival or a reimagined work.