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Mike Quade out as manager of the Chicago Cubs.

And, no, they’re not considering Ryne Sandberg no matter how much you complain.

I personally see this as a positive move, and am going out on a limb to predict that the Cubs will win the World Series next year.

In addition to the Butch Davis firing, UNC has also lost Dick Baddour, who resigned his position as athletic director, but will apparently stay on for the next year to “help with the ongoing NCAA investigation into the football program”.

UNC-Chapel Hill football coach Butch Davis out in the wake of a NCAA investigation.

Davis, 59, had an overall record of 28-23 with three bowl appearances in four seasons, but he steered UNC into what he said earlier this week was the most serious issue the school has faced in decades. A school with a strong track record of rules compliance saw 14 players miss at least one game and seven sit out the entire 2010 season in connection with the NCAA investigation into impermissible benefits given to players and into academic misconduct.

Pitching coach Brad Arnsberg out, Doug Brocail in.

The Astros are 15th in the 16-team National League with a 4.69 ERA and lead the league in blown saves, having coughed up 13 in 23 chances.

I haven’t been doing the regular updates I did last year (I was planning to do a bottom feeders roundup at the All-Star break) but if current trends continue, the Astros are on track to lose 100 games this year.

Bob Geren out as manager of the Oakland A’s.

Under Geren, who was the best man at Beane’s wedding, the A’s have lost their last nine games and have been swept in three consecutive series.

Oakland is currently 27-36, and in last place in their division.

I know, you don’t want to hear about my personal life, you just want me to fix the damn thing.

Anyway, the new ownership of the Detroit Pistons has fired coach John Kuester.

Kuester was named head coach in the summer of 2009 and compiled a regular-season record of 57-107 in two seasons with the Pistons.

It doesn’t exactly sound like the players were fond of him, either.

Jim Tressel out at Ohio State. The Columbus Dispatch says he resigned, but strongly suggests he was pushed.

Everyone was expecting this in light of Ohio State’s recent troubles, and I get the feeling someone thought it was good timing to do this over a holiday weekend.

Sorry: I intended to link to this yesterday, but got distracted.

Rich Cho out as GM of the Portland Trail Blazers after 10 months on the job.