Archive for the ‘Firings’ Category

Gee, Officer Kroenke.

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

We have our first sports firings of 2012: Steve Spagnuolo and Billy Devaney of the St. Louis Rams.

2-14 this season, and they didn’t even get the first pick in the draft. Spagnuolo was 10-38 over three years.

The bloodbath continues.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Rough day for coaches.

Terry Murray out as coach of the Los Angeles Kings. This is a hockey team, by the way.

Also, for the benefit of the Texas Tech fans in my audience (both of them), Lawrence sent along this link to turnover in the coaching ranks.

7-10 split.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Miami Dolphins drop Tony Sparano, at least according to speculation. We should be about 30 minutes into that 4:15 press conference.

No longer the Chief.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Todd Haley out as head coach in Kansas City.

The Chiefs were 19-27 under Haley, who was hired in 2009. They won the AFC West championship last year, their first division title since 2003, but this year lost five games by 27 or more points.

Sherm!

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Mike Sherman out at Texas A&M.

I find it interesting that he was exactly 25-25 in four years with the Aggies.

Unfortunately, Mike Leach already has a job…

Hit the road, Jack.

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

I saw reports early this morning, but wanted to wait for the official announcement.

Jack Del Rio out as head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And the team is being sold to the same guy who tried to purchase the Rams last year.

The new owner, according to reports, plans to keep the team in Jacksonville. I am curious how long that will last.

What’s Neu?

Monday, November 28th, 2011

The coach at UCLA.

Rick Neuheisel fired. UCLA had a 21-28 record under his tenure, and lost to USC 50-0 on Saturday. (I missed that score. Daymn, dudes.)

More random crap.

Monday, November 28th, 2011

First of all, a couple more obits: Lana Peters. You might know her better as “Svetlana Stalina”, Josef Stalin’s daughter.

I missed this over the weekend (I’ve been distracted, working on my final project for school) but Tom Wicker, noted NYT journalist, passed away on Friday.

…the sputtering economy and municipal budget cuts are presenting new problems for the Tournament of Roses.

Speaking of municipal budget cuts, Lourdes Garcia, one of Robert “Ratso” Rizzo’s employees, has lost her job with the city of Bell.

Garcia is now a witness for the prosecution in the government’s case against her former bosses. She has been granted immunity in exchange for her testimony.

She was making $422, 000 a year until last year, when her salary was cut to $165,000.

We haven’t had a “Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark” update recently. How are things going?

In an interview to mark the Monday anniversary of the production’s first, fumbling preview performance, the producers of “Spider-Man” said they were considering new plans for recouping the show’s record-setting $75 million capitalization. The most unusual idea: adding new scenes and perhaps a new musical number to the New York “Spider-Man” every year, making it akin to a new comic book edition, and then urging the show’s fans to buy tickets again.

The producers also say that they’re not planning on mounting touring companies, but instead want to concentrate on making the Broadway production successful. And this decision has nothing to do with Julie Taymor’s lawsuit. Nothing at all.

Weekly running costs alone for “Spider-Man” total $1 million or more, by far the highest amount on Broadway, while its net income has ranged recently from $100,000 to $300,000 a week. At that rate the show would need to play on Broadway at least five more years — and possibly quite a bit longer — to pay off debts, a run very few shows achieve. In other words, it would need to turn into a hit on par with “Wicked” or “The Lion King” (the latter directed by Ms. Taymor), which after lengthy runs still regularly sit atop the weekly Broadway box office charts.

Bruce Boudreau out as coach of the Washington Capitals.

Up until about five years ago, I drove Loop 360 every day. I still have to drive it from time to time, so I was quite interested in the Statesman‘s coverage of plans to improve traffic flow. The biggest change involves implementing “Michigan left turns”: instead of left turn arrows at the lights, drivers will have to turn right, go down to a median cut, and do a U-turn.

I had plans: if I was ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I’d go out late one night and blow up all the pointless traffic lights on Loop 360. The “Michigan left” plan doesn’t go quite that far, but I think it is a good step, if properly implemented. However, the plan doesn’t address the other major problem I used to see: traffic backs up horribly at the Loop 360/Mopac (Loop 1) intersection. That area badly needs a massive intersection redesign.

Random notes: November 28, 2011.

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Well, that didn’t take long: Astros team president Tal Smith and general manager Ed Wade are done.

Also done: Bernie Fine, assistant basketball coach at Syracuse University and accused child molester.

Obit watch: rapper “Money Clip D”. Where do they get these names?

Edited to add: And not 30 seconds after I hit “publish”, Lawrence emailed me noting the death of director Ken Russell.

Edited to add 2: Missed that Ron Zook got fired from Illinois. That’s epic: start the season 6-0, then lose six games in a row.

Turner Gill is also out at Kansas after a 2-10 finish.

The high-water mark came in Gill’s second game, when the Jayhawks stunned then-No. 15 Georgia Tech last season. But that was the only victory over a ranked team, and Kansas would lose 17 of the next 21 with Gill on the sideline, the lone conference win coming against a Colorado program that fired its coach immediately after the defeat.

JoePa.

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

After all, it is sportsfirings.com.

(Also hookersnblow.net, hookersnblow.org, and dirtyexchangeshutdown.com.)

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Philadelphia Inquirer.

Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

(Matthew 25:40)

Three senior officials at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware, sacred ground for the military and the main entry point for the nation’s war dead, knew they had lost body parts of two service members killed in Afghanistan but did nothing to correct sloppy practices at the base mortuary, the Air Force said Tuesday.

Did you read that? They lost body parts.

(ETA: WP coverage.)

The investigation did not uncover what happened to the body parts, but held out the possibility that they fell out of plastic Ziploc bags while stored in a large refrigerator in the mortuary and ended up in tubs with the remains of another service member or perhaps cremated.

But hey! They manage to account for 99.5% of the body parts! Shouldn’t we give them a pass? After all, it isn’t like they work for Penn State…

Joe Paterno’s tenure as the coach of the Penn State football team will soon be over, perhaps within days or weeks, in the wake of a sexual abuse scandal that has implicated university officials, according to two people briefed on conversations among the university’s top officials.

I haven’t had much to say about the story because….well, I haven’t had much to say about the story. I’ve always had a certain fondness for Penn State (my dad went there for a couple of years, and Penn State was his college football team, to the extent that he followed sports), but what can you say about this?

For once, I’m going to point to a FARK thread, which actually contains some good information and links (in addition to the usual FARK Internet Tough Guy BS).

And remember our friendly Orleans Parish prosecutor’s office? They got their butts handed to them by the Supreme Court in oral arguments.

“There have been serious accusations against the practices of your office, not yours in particular, but prior ones,” Justice Sotomayor said. “It is disconcerting to me that when I asked you the question directly, should this material have been turned over, you gave an absolute no.”

“That’s really troubling,” Justice Sotomayor added.

Those Cubs.

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Mike Quade out as manager of the Chicago Cubs.

And, no, they’re not considering Ryne Sandberg no matter how much you complain.

I personally see this as a positive move, and am going out on a limb to predict that the Cubs will win the World Series next year.

Stoops to conquer.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

OK, maybe not so much.

Mike Stoops out as coach at the University of Arizona.

41-50 over seven and a half years, and UA is 1-5 so far this season.

(Hattip: Thanks, FARK.)

Things I’ve missed.

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

Terry Francona fired by the Boston Red Sox.

Former Broward County Sheriff Nick Navarro passed away on Wednesday. Former Sheriff Navarro is probably most famous for two things:

  1. Being all over the early episodes of Cops.
  2. Trying to press obscenity charges against 2 Live Crew.

Special non-sports firings watch.

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

Back in March, we noted that the Miami PD had shot a bunch of folks, and some people were upset over this.

Miami Police Chief Miguel Exposito was fired on Monday. The reason for his firing does not appear to involve shootings:

…[City Manager Johnny] Martinez suspended Exposito for disobeying an order not to demote three high-ranking police officers. The chief chose to reassign and strip the officers of their authority — though not their rank and pay — anyway.

The City Commission voted 3-2 in favor of firing Chief Exposito, and is calling for amendments to the city charter. But don’t cry for the Chief:

Exposito, who was scheduled to retire in January, leaves the city after stints in the internal affairs and sex crimes divisions. The chief, who earned $196,000 a year, will walk with close to $900,000 in banked pension pay and unused sick and vacation time. He turned 57 on Saturday. When the clock struck midnight at City Hall, he received muted happy birthday wishes.