Archive for the ‘Firings’ Category

You know…

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

…if i was going to fire a coach, this would be a good day to do it.

Just saying.

And even more losers.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

NBA teams that still have a chance to go 0-82:

Detroit Pistons
Washington Wizards
Denver Nuggets

In other news:

According to Jeff McLane of the Philadelphia Inquirer, at least one member of the Eagles’ staff feels the decision to fire Castillo was a mistake. Per the report, one of the Eagles’ “decision makers” called the firing “a miscalculation.”

I still think Andy Reid and Michael Vick are out, and I don’t think the team is going to wait for the end of the season.

The pompitous of losing.

Monday, November 5th, 2012

Be careful what you ask for. You may just get it.

In the wake of a humiliating 40-0 loss to Vanderbilt on Saturday, his football team’s eighth consecutive defeat and ninth in 10 games this season, a demoralized Joker Phillips all but fell on his sword when he said it would be best for everyone involved if his boss at the University of Kentucky would say something about the coach’s future.

UK’s athletic director announced on Sunday that Joker Phillips would be leaving at the end of the season.

Phillips has a 12-23 record over “nearly three seasons”, and lost 18 of his last 24 games, including eight in a row this season. The team is 1-9 this season.

Finished with my manager…

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

They haven’t even started playing the World Series yet, and Ozzie Guillen is out as the Florida Marlins manager.

In his one season with the team, it went 69-93, finished last in the NL East, and Ozzie managed to tick off the local Cubans (and get himself suspended for five games).

The decision was announced just 13 months after the Marlins traded two minor-leaguers to the Chicago White Sox to get Guillen and signed the manager to a four-year deal worth $10 million.

How about a little musical tribute to Mr. Guillen on a Wednesday morning?

TMQ watch: October 23, 2012.

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

Before we start in on this week’s TMQ, we want to note a story from today’s New York Times that bothers us. We think it is appropriate to talk about here, as it deals with things TMQ has been hammering on as well. After the jump, we’ll get started…

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No hearts, no flowers.

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

And no Bobby Valentine.

Not since 1934 had the Red Sox fired a manager after only one season.

Who’s next?

Hoke hoke hokies.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

Seth Greenberg out as Virginia Tech men’s basketball coach.

He went 170-123 in nine seasons, went to the NIT tourney five times and the NCAA tourney once.

The ESPN article made it sound like his firing was completely unexpected, but the one I’ve chosen to link above indicates the firing had less to do with his record and more to do with turnover among his assistant coaches.

“I don’t like coaches leaving an ACC program where we have constantly got to replenish all of our staff,” Weaver said. “I can certainly understand some coaches leaving. But to have as many leave as we had sat the wrong way with me.”

So is the implication here that there was a management problem? Because that’s what I’m picking up from AD Weaver’s statement.

Who would have thunk…

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

…that giving a young woman a ride on your hog would get you fired?

Seriously, I don’t have a problem with Arkansas firing Bobby Petrino. It just comes as a surprise. I read FARK’s thread yesterday and the consensus was that he might get a short suspension, perhaps a fine, but the university wasn’t going to fire him.

Yeah, I know, FARK, hardly experts. But the consensus was that Petrino was rebuilding the program, and that was too important to the university. Thinking about it some more, I’m glad to see FARK was wrong, and the weasel is gone.

Edited to add: In all the discussion of this, I haven’t seen any coverage of the most important point: how bad was the damage to Petrino’s Harley Davidson Road King?

Like Saunders through the hourglass…

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

…so go the Washington Wizards.

Flip Saunders out as coach. 51-130 over three seasons, but the Wizards started 2-15 this season.

(Thanks to Lawrence for the tip.)

Notes and updates.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Jim Caldwell fired from the Colts. 26-22 over three seasons, 2-14 this year. I don’t think there was anybody who didn’t expect this.

Moving right along, Harris County DA Pat Lykos did testify today before the grand jury investigating her office and the BAT vans.

This is another story where there’s really not much to add beyond the basic fact that she did testify, and apparently did answer questions (as opposed to pleading the Fifth). But we note it here as part of the ongoing story.

Hue! Hue! Hue!

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Hue Jackson out as head coach of the Oakland Raiders.

One season, 8-8.

Firing watch.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

The Sacramento Kings fired head coach Paul Westphal after a 2-5 start. Westphal’s record was 51-120 over “2+” seasons.

In other news, I guess the pro basketball season has started.

Random notes for January 4, 2012.

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

I’d been sort of vaguely following the LA arson case. I knew that they had arrested some German guy driving a van with Canadian license plates, and apparently he was somehow upset over his mother’s immigration issues or something. I didn’t realize how messed up things were until this morning: not only is Mom an illegal alien, but she’s wanted in Germany on 19 counts of fraud (and apparently Germany has requested extradition). It appears that she ripped off a bunch of renters and landlords (I think the NYT said something about her pocketing security deposits), and failed to pay for her breast augmentation surgery in 2004. And the LAT hints that she may have been in business as a “sensual Tantric masseuse”.

Obit watch: Ronald Searle.

Firing watch: Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz and quarterbacks coach Shane Day. The Sun-Times seems to be spinning this as “resignations”, but I’ve seen reporting elsewhere that puts it more in the “you can’t fire me, I quit” category.

NYT headline: “Rangers Coach a Conspiracy Theorist“. Awesome. Does he believe the towers were brought down by the burning mind control agents on the airliners? Sadly, no. His conspiracy theory is much more boring: the officials made bad calls in order to make the game go into overtime.

Da Bears!

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

Reports indicate that Jerry Angelo is out as general manager.

If Pro Football Talk is to be believed, Lovie Smith is next out the door.

ETA: Nope, looks like the Bears love Lovie.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

I had a pretty good day. Bad news: I had to work. Good news: nobody else apparently did. Better news: since nobody else was working, they started letting people (including myself) leave for the day at 11 AM. Even better news: because I left at 11 AM, I was able to spend much of the rest of the day leading my nephews on my sister’s side of the family on a grand expedition. (Slightly bad news: guns were not involved in this expedition. But we had fun anyway.)

The only drawback was that, being on a grand expedition, I wasn’t able to blog the NFL firing news beyond the Rams. Most of these have made FARK, but just for the record: