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Gee, Officer Kroenke.

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

We have our first sports firings of 2012: Steve Spagnuolo and Billy Devaney of the St. Louis Rams.

2-14 this season, and they didn’t even get the first pick in the draft. Spagnuolo was 10-38 over three years.

TMQ watch: December 27, 2011.

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

We might as well get down to it. This week: the 2011 TMQ All-Unwanted All-Pros. After the jump…

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TMQ watch: December 20, 2011.

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Oh, look! TMQ got us a Christmas present. To quote John Gruber (who is actually quoting Norm MacDonald): “Happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap.”

After the jump, what we’ve been dreading all year…

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Your loser update: week 15.

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

What a sorry ass-day in the NFL.

The Colts won, so no chance of an 0-16 team this year.

The Packers lost, which means that we’ll have to suffer through Gregg Easterbrook knowingly and willfully running his false Microsoft Word Autotext item about the G–d—n 1972 Miami Dolphins again.

It is enough to drive a guy to drink. Fortunately, I have a Shiner Holiday Cheer in the fridge to drown my sorrows with.

The Pack is back, baby.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Apropos to the comment in this week’s TMQ Watch, “Huts Spencer”, one of our awesome readers, sent us a link to local news coverage of this year’s Packers shareholders meeting.

Thank you, sir!

TMQ watch: December 13, 2011.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Before we start in on this week’s TMQ, we wanted to throw up a link to this fine article on the University of Alaska Fairbanks rifle team. Shall Not Be Questioned linked this yesterday, but we didn’t get around to reading the article until we started prepping this week’s TMQ Watch. Now that we have, we commend it to your attention.

And now the jump…

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7-10 split.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Miami Dolphins drop Tony Sparano, at least according to speculation. We should be about 30 minutes into that 4:15 press conference.

No longer the Chief.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Todd Haley out as head coach in Kansas City.

The Chiefs were 19-27 under Haley, who was hired in 2009. They won the AFC West championship last year, their first division title since 2003, but this year lost five games by 27 or more points.

Your loser update: week 14, 2011.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Indianapolis

A few notes: someone pointed out to us yesterday that Indy is just engaged in “sucking for Luck”; that is, they’re deliberately tanking the season in hopes of getting a first round the number one draft choice. We agree that this is probably the case: but all the Loser Update is intended to be, is a tally of who has a shot at going 0-16. Motivations aren’t a factor in the LU.

Secondly, we owe Lawrence $100. However, the link he posted says nothing about the Texans clinching the playoff berth. Here’s a better one.

Thirdly, this is only tangentially related to the loser update, but we’ve been threatening to link it all weekend: Elektrosjokkfotball. Basically, imagine two teams of Swedes playing soccer, where all the players (and the ref) are wearing shock collars, and the two observers/commentators have the controls. (I can’t tell for sure, but there may also have been alcohol involved.) I’d watch a lot more soccer if it was like this. (Push the “CC” button for English subtitles. Hattip: TJIC on the Twitter.)

TMQ watch: December 6, 2011.

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

“What’s the secret of Packers’ success?”

Here at WCD, we believe the secret of the Packers’ success is…cheese. We are firm believers in the awesome power of cheese. No holiday for us is complete without a port wine cheese ball, one of the traditional foods of our people. It fills us with delight that our neighborhood grocer is selling gourmet cheese balls. A favorite quick and dirty appetizer in the circles we move in is: take a block of cream cheese, pour a nice sauce over it (something like this Raspberry Chipolte Sauce although a good Mexican salsa also works well) and serve with crackers. Smoked gouda. Or the aged gouda we used to be able to get at our local cheesemonger, which had a nice nutty taste.

Where were we? Oh, yeah. The Packers. And this week’s TMQ after the jump…

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Your loser update: week 13, 2011.

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Indianapolis

TMQ watch: November 29, 2011.

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

TMQ is back. So are we. After the jump…

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Hit the road, Jack.

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

I saw reports early this morning, but wanted to wait for the official announcement.

Jack Del Rio out as head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And the team is being sold to the same guy who tried to purchase the Rams last year.

The new owner, according to reports, plans to keep the team in Jacksonville. I am curious how long that will last.

Your loser update: week 12, 2011.

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Indianapolis

Your loser update: week 11, 2011.

Monday, November 21st, 2011

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Indianapolis (bye week)