Whipped Cream Difficulties

I can be reached at stainles [at] mac.com, or stainles [at] sportsfirings.com.

My physical address is available upon application to those who establish a legitimate need to know.

My phone number is also available upon application. It is also listed in the phone book, and would probably not take a lot of effort for someone to track down. However, you should be aware that:

1. I spend eight hours a day on the phone.
2. I consider Alexander Graham Bell to be a meddling son-of-a-bitch who should have been shot by some public-spirited citizen before he perfected the telephone. (And, yes, I realize Bell had competitors who also could have perfected the device; I still say he should have been executed pour encourager les autres.)