The last sentence would have made me snort coffee out of my nose, if I had actually been drinking it at the time.
(Obits to come.)
The last sentence would have made me snort coffee out of my nose, if I had actually been drinking it at the time.
(Obits to come.)
I’ve been a little off my feed recently (for reasons that are not open to discussion), but I’m starting to feel a little better. And Half-Price Books sent out another batch of coupons: I wasn’t able to use them Monday or Wednesday because reasons, but I have picked up a few mildly interesting things the rest of the week that I figured I’d share:
I have one more book on hold waiting for tomorrow’s 50% off coupon, and that may be the subject of a separate post. It combines one of my interests – African hunting – with childhood nostalgia and one of my favorite writers. No, not Ruark: the other guy.
I don’t have $1.25 million. And I don’t want to move to the Dallas area.
But I do kind of like this house, and not just for the associational value.
On the other hand: this one? In Waco? Listed at $950,000? For that? Not so much. (Admittedly, it would be possible for me to care less about “Fixer Upper”, but just barely so.)
Related:
I don’t write about this story lightly. I’m blogging it because I think it brings up some things that need to be discussed.
An APD detective is being sued in Bastrop County. Specifically, the complaint against her is that she was negligent in securing her duty weapon: a child stole it from her and committed suicide with it.
Plaintiff’s side:
Plaintiff’s side also claims that the defendant didn’t actually have the weapon in a locked safe.
It does seem kind of callous and cruel to say “there’s no duty to lock up your guns away from kids”. Responsible people are going to do this anyway, duty or no duty.
But there’s a twist: the child in this case was actually 16 years old. Maybe I am jaded, but it seems to me like a 16-year-old is going to be highly motivated to find the forbidden, if they really want it: drugs, booze, porn…or even a gun. Even a gun in a “locked safe” beside a bed. And I really do wonder what kind of “locked safe” that was: as we all know, Bob, many “gun safes” are actually insecure and can easily be opened by a five-year-old who thinks there’s candy inside. How good does a gun safe have to be to stand up against a 16-year-old?
Especially a motivated one.
“[defendant] should have been extra cautious to secure the weapons in the home…” Or, you know, maybe victim’s mom could have done something else here…trying to think of what that could be…oh, yeah, that’s right.
Did you try not letting the guy who was convicted of raping your daughter back into the house? Instead of sending of sending your kid off to live with other people? Doesn’t that send a pretty clear message: Mom values the man who hurt me more than she does me?
(And I know it seems kind of dismissive, but: what if the victim had taken a whole bottle of Tylenol instead? Or used Google to look up “Japanese cleaning product suicides”?)
This whole thing is just so messed up, I don’t even know where to begin thinking about it.
Missed Gavrilo Princip Day, but I didn’t want to let this one get past me.
Remember Sheldon Silver, former speaker of the New York State Assembly, convicted on corruption charges in 2015? (Previously on WCD.)
His conviction has been overturned. And not for the reason I was afraid it would be overturned (jury issues):
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(I’ve also touched very briefly on the McDonnell decision before.)
Semi-serious question for the huddled masses yearning to breathe free that are my readers:
What gun for aggressive monkeys with Herpes B?
(An AR in .223, maybe? Or a high-capacity 9mm, if you’re worried about bullet travel?)
(I’m not suggesting that he sit on the back porch and pick off monkeys at a distance. I like monkeys. But if the kids are in the backyard on their swing set, and a swarm of aggressive virus-carrying monkeys shows up, what’s the best response?)
Been a while since I did one of these, but there hasn’t been that much noteworthy art news (in my opinion).
This is odd and significant, though:
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Specifically, Cirque (and Blue Man Group) are looking at expanding into China.
I don’t think this is a bad idea, but I do wonder: are we on the verge of a Cirque/Blue Man over saturation?
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Milk for the Khorne flakes!
And this one’s for Andrew:
(Also: “We were looking for ‘knife’ violence. ‘Knife’.”)
(Do I need a “machete” subcategory of “knives”?)
(Well, that guy thinks so.)
Seth Williams is now the former Philadelphia DA.
He also took a guilty plea in his bribery trial. His resignation was part of the deal.
More choice excerpts:
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I’ve written previously about the Hillsborough stadium disaster and the 2012 inquest.
Yesterday, six people were indicted on charges related to the incident. Four of them are “former senior police officials”, and one (this is kind of surprising to me) was a lawyer for the police.
David Duckenfield, who is described as “the match commander for the South Yorkshire Police on the day of the tragedy”, is charged with “manslaughter by gross negligence in the deaths of 95 people”. (I quoted the description of his rank because I’m unfamiliar with police ranks in England: i think this means he was in charge of the police presence at the match.) Peter Metcalf, the lawyer for the police, is charged with “two counts of perverting the course of justice”. (Perversion seems to be a theme here today, but I digress.)
Prosecutors say he “made suggestions for alterations, deletions and amendments” that misled the Taylor Inquiry.
Mr. [Norman] Bettison, a former chief constable, was charged with four counts of misconduct in public office. He is accused of lying to the authorities about his role in the aftermath of the disaster and about the culpability of the fans.
Mr. [Donald] Denton, a former chief police superintendent, and Mr. [Alan] Foster, a former detective chief inspector, each face two charges of perverting the course of justice, both in connection with altering witness statements.
The last guy on the list, Graham Henry Mackrell, was a secretary for Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, the people who ran the stadium.
Related: “Why Britain Is Consumed With a 28-Year-Old Stadium Disaster”.
Closer to home: a member of the “F.B.I.’s elite Hostage Rescue Team” has been charged with lying and obstruction.
(Have you ever noticed how it’s always the “elite Hostage Rescue Team”? Never just “the Hostage Rescue Team”, at least on first reference. It’s like “Elite Hostage Rescue Team” is the full name of the organization, and they’ve got “Elite Hostage Rescue Team” on their patches and tactical windbreakers.)
And three Chicago PD officers indicted:
Hey, you know what else seems to be a theme today? Lies and coverups.
So there’s a story in the Statesman: guy gets life in prison on a tampering with evidence charge. That’s technically true, in that he did get life for the charge, but you have to read further into the article to discover that he also was convicted of meth possession (and got 20 years for that) and that he had nine previous felony convictions.
You don’t have to read that much deeper into the article to get to the truly weird stuff, though:
Shoot, a fellow could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. But wait, there’s more!
I’d almost have some small amount of sympathy for the guy (meth’s a hell of a drug) if it wasn’t for some of the other things on his record:
Maybe, just maybe, this is the kind of person the habitual offender law was written for?
I’m sorry that I have to blog this, since:
Ms. Burger is described as a “popular French fitness model”. Link goes to the Statesman and not to Fox News because the Fox News story has really obnoxious auto-play video.
I guess this is another one of those “tomorrow is guaranteed to nobody” stories. At any moment you could be hit by a bus, gored by a bull, hit by a falling beam, or even killed in a “freak whipped cream accident”.
Be careful out there.