News of the world.

November 24th, 2009

The Texas Department of Public Safety encourages you to get drunk and drive like a complete maniac this holiday weekend, as they’ve pulled all the state troopers off the road and will not be enforcing traffic regulations.  You should plan on driving at at least 150% of the posted speed limit, unless it is wet and/or visibilty is obstructed; in that case, you should plan on driving at double the posted limit.

In other news: world ends. Women, minorites hardest hit. (Hattip.)

In other other news, our local outlet malls have announced that they expect to be completely deserted on Black Friday, and are frantically begging for customers to show up.

A brief loser update: week 11.

November 23rd, 2009

The New Jersey Nets are now 0-13.

What the heck, Cleveland?

Ditto Pittsburgh.

Lawrence has a good post up about tonight’s Texans – Oilers Titans game.

I heartily endorse this event or product. (#3 in a series)

November 22nd, 2009

Dereu and Sons Manufacturing Company (aka Spy-Coins.com).

Back many thousands of years ago, my elementary school library was full of books like F. B. I. The “G-Men’s” Weapons and Tactics for Combatting Crime and other non-fiction children’s books about the heroic exploits of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. (Remember, these were elementary school libraries, and this was before Hoover’s death; they didn’t have books like The FBI Nobody Knows. And I wasn’t reading Rex Stout at that time, so I didn’t enough to be able to seek it out elsewhere.)

Anyway, one of my favorite stories was the one about Rudolph Abel and the newsboy. Not because I had any real investment in catching Russian spies, but because I thought a hollow nickel was incredibly cool, and I wanted one badly.

Flash-foward mumble mumble years to DEFCON 17. What do I find at one of the vendor tables? Yes! Hollow nickels!

Since I was older and more mature, though, a few thoughts came to me. One was that I didn’t have a whole lot of cash on me at the time, and using an ATM at DEFCON…might as well go ahead and pull on the Bad Idea Jeans. Another thought was that a hollow nickel might be cool, but what are the chances I wouldn’t end up spending it by accident?

So I took some notes, surfed the web, waited until I got home and someone had a birthday, and then placed an order…

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Food and the decline of newspapers.

November 22nd, 2009

The Statesman has an article about grocery price wars in Austin. Our city is currently dominated by H.E.B. and Randalls (owned by Safeway) with some additional competition from Whole Foods, Wal-Mart, and the warehouse stores.

And if she thinks that something is too high at Randalls, she’ll go elsewhere.

“If it’s something I’m not willing to pay for, I’ll check and see if H-E-B’s got it cheaper,” Scott said.

Brilliant strategy there, ma’am.

Signs of the new Randalls initiative were all over the 35th Street store recently.

A case of 24 bottles of Ozarka water was selling for $3.99, down from $5.49. Boneless chicken breasts were $1.99 per pound (with a Randalls Remarkable Card), down from $3.99. Bottles of Gatorade were 10 for $10 (also with the loyalty card), down from $1.69 each.

You know, a real newspaper would have provided size information, and compared those prices head-to-head against H.E.B. A newspaper that wanted to be worth what the Statesman charges might even do something daring. For example, they could put together a standard grocery cart (or even several of them in a rotation), send interns out once a week to do actual comparison shopping at H.E.B., Randalls, Wal-Mart, and even Whole Foods, and then publish the results. (They could even donate the purchased groceries to the local food bank.)

But this is the Statesman.

The case of 24 .5 liter bottles of Ozarka water I found at my local H.E.B. was $3.94. (The H.E.B. only had one case on the shelf, and that case was a “bonus pack” with 28 bottles instead of 24. All the other Ozarka water was in packages of less than 24 bottles.)

H.E.B. boneless chicken breasts were $6.99/pound for “all natural, no preservatives or antibiotics” etc. breasts, $3.99/pound for Sanderson Farms breasts, and $2.99/pound for the Hill Country Fair (house brand) breasts which were also promoted as “natural”/preservative/additive free.

Gatorade was $6 for an eight-pack of 20 ounce bottles, $9.82 for a 15-pack in the same size, and 2 for $2 in the 32 ounce size.

H.E.B. does not have a “loyalty card”.

Edited to add: As long as I’m talking about the Statesman, let me point out their latest series of bizarre TV commercials. The one with food writers Addie Broyles and Mike Sutter is just misguided and dumb. But I don’t know what to make of the John Kelso commerical.

Edited to add 2: And hattip to the Scalz for inspiring my grocery blogging.

Project e, part 4: quick note on Karmicing.

November 21st, 2009

John Wells, the guy who wrote the handy guide to installing Ubuntu 9.04 (Jaunty) on the 1005HA and 1008HA (previously blogged here) has a new post up detailing how to upgrade to 9.10 (Karmic).

May his name be written in the Book of Life, and may flights of angels sing him to sleep every night.

Cahiers du cinéma.

November 19th, 2009

In their infinite wisdom (and for once I do not mean that in a snarky way) the National Film Board of Canada has put the classic documentary Project Grizzly online. For free.

For those of you who don’t know about Troy James Hurtubise or the Ursus Mark I through VII, you have a real treat in store. Just remind yourself from time to time that, yes, this is a documentary.

(It looks like the DVD is out of print, but readily available used from Amazon.)

(Hattip: Jason Kottke.)

High weirdness by radio.

November 19th, 2009

Austin has a decent radio station, KGSR, with a strong concentration on local and Texas music. That station has been at 107.1 FM roughly since Jesus was a second lieutenant.

At least, until today. According to the Statesman, KGSR is moving to 93.3 FM effective this coming Friday, replacing the hip-hop station that was on that frequency. The old 107.1 frequency is going to become yet another Spanish-language, “Regional Mexican” station.

The new station, whose name and line-up will be announced at 5pm on Monday, November 30th, will include personalities already familiar to Austin’s Spanish-speaking community, as well as dynamic, new talents. Advertisers will be able to reach the active Hispanic market of Central Texas beginning Wednesday, December 2nd via 107.1 FM.

As Lawrence put it, “Why not just go ahead and print the press release verbatim, you farking ho?”

The Statesman‘s questionable journalism aside, there are some interesting things going on here.

  1. Is it really worth changing your long-time frequency and risking the loss of existing listeners in order to gain an estimated “100,000 more” prospective listeners? I will be interested in seeing how the ratings change after the switch.
  2. The parent company of KGSR, Emmis Communication, has an interesting history with the Hispanic community over the past few months.  Back in July, two hosts of a talk show on one of the AM stations were suspended for two weeks, and the show cancelled, after one of them repeatedly used the term “wetback” on the air. Oddly enough, Emmis announced on Tuesday that they were bringing back the show and both hosts after everyone goes through diversity training. As the linked article notes, another pair of hosts on one of the FM stations were also suspended for one week after using the term “wet vacs” “in suggestive and insulting ways“.

I’m not a radio expert, but all of this seems odd.

Random notes: November 19, 2009.

November 19th, 2009

The artist Jeanne-Claude, wife of Christo and his collaborator on “The Gates“, has died.  (NYT obit here.)

In other news, the Oakland Raiders have benched JaMarcus Russell, their number one draft pick in 2007. Per NFL.com, the Honorable Mr. Russell has a quarterback rating of 47.7 (at the time of this writing) which places him 30th. The only player he outranks at the moment is Derek Anderson of Cleveland, with a 36.2. To quote Gregg Easterbrook, “If every attempt by a quarterback falls to the ground incomplete, his rating is 39.6.

On Wednesday, the LPGA released its 2010 schedule, and despite the loss of 13 tournaments from two years ago, 17 open weeks in the season and a few TBDs (to be determineds), there is optimism among tour officials and players.

Fine. Just as long as it stays off my television. (Since I don’t have cable, the Golf Channel is perfectly okay.) The only televised sport I hate more than golf is women’s golf. (I have nothing against playing golf; though I’ve never done it myself, I’m sure it is a fine sport. But watching golf – men’s or women’s – is about as exciting as reading transcripts of Roman Hruska speeches.)

“This America, man.”

November 18th, 2009

Lawrence suggested that I blog this; I think he wanted it as a bookmark to watch later. (Warning: contains language.)

They got most of the quotes I like, though some of them are cut short. (Stringer Bell’s “Later for that gangster bullshit” speech, Rawls’ “gaping a–hole” speech to McNulty (in context, the whole speech is actually pretty unexpected and moving), “…then we fight on that lie”.) How could you not pick up anything from Snot Boogie, though?

(I can understand not using the Bunk-McNulty crime scene investigation – that stands by itself.)

Reminder.

November 18th, 2009

Tomorrow is National Ammo Day.

I always tell folks, “If you can’t do anything else, swing by Wal-Mart and pick up 500 rounds of .22 and a copy of Red Dawn.”

Irrational hatred.

November 18th, 2009

I can’t explain why I dislike the Buffalo Bills. It has nothing to do with the Honorable Mr. Owens; I disliked the Bills before they signed him. It has nothing to do with Buffalo itself, a city that brought us the Buffalo wing, or Buffalo fans; I’m sure they are wonderful people who adopt stray puppies and help old ladies across the street. (I have a friend who used to live in Buffalo; he tells a great story about his experiences during one of the epic Buffalo snowstorms. When he talks about moving down the street with his cow-orkers, all of them roped together so they didn’t get lost in the blinding snow, you gain a new appreciation for Texas.) It has nothing to do with the Oilers and their spectacular collapse; if I was going to resent anyone for that, it would be the Oilers.

No, I really can’t explain it. But it does make me happy that Dick Jauron is the first coach firing of the season.

Instead of actual content…

November 17th, 2009

….here’s something I whipped up quickly using Pages, inspired by Reason’s Hit and Run fundraiser, and because I can’t actually find that bumper sticker elsewhere.

Bake Sale bumper sticker (PDF).

I haven’t tried printing these yet, but Office Depot apparently sells bumper sticker stock. I may give that a try in the next day or two. If anyone does try it, please leave feedback in the comments.

Edited to add: Here’s a Word version that I’m actually somewhat happy with.

It will be a great day when the Pentagon has enough money to bomb public schools having bake sales.” (Word .doc)

The Office Depot inkjet bumper sticker stock may have been a waste of money; the ink came out more grey than black, and smeared all over the place when I handled it (even after about 15 minutes of drying time). I printed another sheet and am going to let that dry overnight; we’ll see what happens.

Project updates.

November 9th, 2009

Project e update: I took the machine up to 2GB of memory earlier this week; it turned out to be much harder than I expected, mostly because getting the memory access door off the machine took more effort than I expected.

I just finished doing a clean install of Ubuntu 9.10 on Project e; I went the clean install route, instead of doing an upgrade in place, because there were some things I wanted to clean out, and I didn’t really have a whole lot invested in the current system. (However, I didn’t re-partition and blow away /home.) So far, wireless seems much more stable; no connection drops yet. Ethernet just works, straight out of the box (no loading of modules) and Bluetooth seems to work as well, modulo some flakiness in listing devices.

This install also took more effort, and more time, than I expected. However, much of that was my fault; the process for creating USB install disks changed from 9.04 to 9.10, and the instructions on the Ubuntu website are not clear on how to do that under OS X. I ended up having to move the 9.10 ISO over to the netbook and use the USB startup disk creator to make a bootable flash drive. I don’t see this as an Ubuntu problem as much as a “thought I knew what I was doing, should have read the docs first” problem.

Question: does anyone know of a good Karmic-compatible eeePC tray utility, now that eeepc-tray has been end of lifed?

6.00 update: I’ve been tied up dealing with some personal issues that I don’t want to go into here (for reasons of other people’s privacy) and haven’t had as much time as I would like to work on this. I’ve gone through all of lecture 2, and I’m hoping to knock out the assignment and move on to lecture 3 this week.

School: Registered for CSYS 4334, “Implementing Information Systems In Organizations” (in other words, more SQL Server 2005) and CSYS 4330, “Advanced Networking/Network Security” next semester. That second one should be fun.

Random notes: November 9, 2009.

November 9th, 2009

The NYTPicker has an interesting post up related to the whole Brighton Beach Memoirs fiasco; what they’re reporting is that the failure of this revival may have had a great deal to do with an unusually restrictive advertising deal the NYT made with the producers of the show.

With the understanding that both of these people are good friends of mine (can you say “blogrolling”? I knew you could.) I’m linking to Lawrence’s interview with the actor we’ve hired to play Karl Rehn of KR Training.

Consider this an official endorsement of Child’s Play. I have donated money to them in the past and will do so again this year if I have any to spare. (I just checked: Yes! The Desert Bus guys are doing it again this year! November 20th; mark your calendar.)

Edited to add: by way of Jimbo, who killed Chicago crime reporter Jake Lingle?

Edited to add 2: I forgot that I wanted to note this LAT story, mostly because I don’t know what to make of it. The headline and sub-head imply that the main concern of the article is “Private citizens can fly high-performance jet aircraft? Oh, noes!” However, buried towards the bottom of the article is a more interesting story; allegations that the FAA investigation into this case was sandbagged. (I was wondering where a convicted felon gets the money to purchase one of those planes; however, Google tells me that a 1973 L-39C Albatros goes for around $269,500. Or somewhat less than a house in LA.)

Change.

November 8th, 2009

Part two of Bruce Buschel’s “100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do” is up at the NYT website. Oddly, FARK linked to part one on Saturday. My earlier comment stands; the only problem with this list is that the people who need it the most won’t read it, or if they do, won’t pay attention. (The comments confirm this.)

I do want to call out one item in particular; this is a pet peeve of many people I know, including some members of my family, and I was wondering if Mr. Buschel would include it:

88. Do not ask if a guest needs change. Just bring the change.