Noted.

April 6th, 2010

While browsing Wikipedia for unrelated reasons, I discovered that today is the 40th anniversary of the Newhall incident, which was a contributing factor in the start of the officer survival movement.

Ayoob’s summary of the incident doesn’t seem to be available online, but can be found in Ayoob Files: The Book, and is worth reading.

Edited to add: Obit watch: Wilma Mankiller, former chief of the Cherokee Nation.

Mankiller met snide remarks about her surname — a Cherokee military title — with humor, often delivering a straight-faced, “Mankiller is actually a well-earned nickname.”

Obligatory baseball post.

April 6th, 2010

Yesterday’s HouChron had an article (that I can’t find now Here we go.) stating that the Astros will win 81 games. As Lawrence put it, “Where can I bet the ‘under’ line on that prediction?”

Here’s the line on the Astros this season.

Meanwhile, the Astros lost the first game of the season at Minute Maid Park. The bad thing about this is the Astros won’t be able to sell beer at the games this year…because they lost the opener.

(Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal, and remember to tip your waitress.)

(And the Cubs lost to the Braves: 16-5. I’m still optimistic, even though FARK claims the Cubs have been mathematically eliminated.

Edited to add: I was kidding when I posted that comment, but now…)

“I’ve got blisters on my fingers!”

April 4th, 2010

…”Perhaps this will refresh your memory.” The District Attorney suddenly thrust a heavy automatic at the quiet figure on the witness stand. “Have you ever seen this before?” Walter Mitty took the gun and examined it expertly. “This is my Webley-Vickers 50.80,” he said calmly. An excited buzz ran around the courtroom. The Judge rapped for order. “You are a crack shot with any sort of firearms, I believe?” said the District Attorney, insinuatingly. “Objection!” shouted Mitty’s attorney. “We have shown that the defendant could not have fired the shot. We have shown that he wore his right arm in a sling on the night of the fourteenth of July.” Walter Mitty raised his hand briefly and the bickering attorneys were stilled. “With any known make of gun,” he said evenly, “I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.”
—James Thurber, “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty”

Back when I was a teenager in the suburbs of Houston and dinosaurs roamed the earth, I would practice “practical shooting” in my back yard. I’d spend a hour a day, two or three days a week, practicing drawing from a holster and trying to hit shotgun shells from 25 feet away. These were the glory days of the Second Chance matches and I figured if I could hit shotgun shells from 25 feet away consistently, I’d have a good chance on bowling pins with a real gun. Especially since I was using a Crossman 454 pistol with a trigger pull like dragging a John Deere through mud. (Not that I’m complaining: that’s what we had at the time. Kids now days don’t know how good they have it.)

I hadn’t met Karl yet, so my ambition was to be as fast as Jeff Cooper. Or as fast as this guy:

(The curly haired guy with the shotgun is Jim Zubiena, actor and IPSC shooter. That’s not visual trickery; the fast draw is for real. And, yes, I was out of high school by the time Miami Vice came on the air. What of it?)

Anyway, stuff happens. I didn’t get my first pistol until November 7, 2000. (I remember that date for a reason.) And I didn’t shoot a formal sanctioned match until this past Saturday.

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The gang that couldn’t shoot straight.

April 2nd, 2010

The NYT “At War” blog gives a rundown of some reasons why the Taliban are poor rifle shots.

Short summary:

  • Poor fundamentals.
  • Excessive use of full-auto fire. (Timeless wisdom: “Aim low and keep your bursts short.”)
  • Weapons in crappy condition.
  • Ammo in crappy condition.
  • Bad and uncorrected vision.
  • Limited training.

(Hattip: Say Uncle.)

Food and drink notes: April 2, 2010.

April 2nd, 2010

There’s a interesting article in the LAT about why everyone hates Alice Waters. I exaggerate a bit, but there does seem to be substantial and increasing animosity to Ms. Waters.

The Caitlin Flanagan article in the Atlantic can be found here.

My own feelings about Ms. Waters and her movement are…complex, and I haven’t sorted all the way through them yet. But I do want to pull this quote for comment:

…she takes a dim view of In-N-Out, though it touts fresh ingredients and hand-cut French fries. “It’s probably better than any other chain,” she said, “but it’s not real or authentic. I’d rather eat from a street vendor in Sicily.”

  1. What does she mean by “real or authentic” in this case? What is the thing that she feels In-N-Out is trying, and failing, to replicate?
  2. My response to the “authentic” complaint is to quote Calvin Trillin in American Fried:

    When a reviewer starts explaining how the preparation of a quiche Lorraine at the restaurant he has visited differs from the way one prepares a true quiche Lorraine, I always want to interrupt. “But did you like it?” I want to shout. “Did it make you happy? Did you clean your plate?” Any chance that I might someday acquire a serious interest in how closely what I ate resembled the true article disappeared one day at a block party near our house while I was eating some homemade gazpacho and talking about how it differed from the authentic gazpacho one got in Seville. The more I talked about the difference, the faster I wolfed down the gazpacho—until I realized that one way what I was eating differed from authentic gazpacho was that it tasted better.

Lawrence suggested that I might want to link to this Reason piece on the cocktail crackdown.

The makers of Tito’s Handmade Vodka have taken a plea in their pollution case.

Obit watch: April 2, 2010.

April 2nd, 2010

E.O. “Coots” Matthews.

Matthews worked closely with the legendary Paul “Red” Adair and Asger “Boots” Hansen in the oil well firefighting industry. Matthews and Hansen later left Adair and founded the Boots and Coots well control firm.

…Adair, Matthews and Hansen worked some of the industry’s most notorious blowouts, including a fire in Algeria in 1961 known as the “Devil’s Cigarette Lighter.” Experts thought the fire, which billowed 450 feet in the air, would take years to extinguish. They did the job in just a few weeks.

Edited to add: John Forsythe. The LAT fails to mention his lead role in “Kitten With a Whip“, which Joe Bob Briggs argues is a vastly under-appreciated film. (If you haven’t read them yet, let me recommend Profoundly Erotic: Sexy Movies that Changed History and Profoundly Disturbing: The Shocking Movies that Changed History. At some point, I should probably write a longer appreciation of Joe Bob.)

List-O-Mania!

April 1st, 2010

Here’s an interesting list of the 100 top-grossing independent restaurants in the United States.

I’ve been to two of these: Top of the World, and Aureole. I’ve been past the Harley Davidson Cafe, repeatedly; it looks like an enormous tourist trap, and I have no desire ever to eat there.

Lawrence and I both wondered about some Austin area restaurants. It would seem that both the Oasis and the Salt Lick could make this list, but maybe they don’t cooperate with R&I, or maybe we have an exaggerated perception of the volume at both.

It is also somewhat interesting that there’s a controversy about the Republican Party holding fund raising events at Tao, the top-grossing independent in the U.S.

(By way of Althouse: the comments section on this post is worth reading.)

April Fool’s day compilation.

April 1st, 2010

I’m on the ThinkGeek mailing list. This morning, I sat down to read my email bef0re work (and coffee), and opened the latest ThinkGeek email.

“Liar’s paradox shirt? That’s okay. I’m not sure I’d buy one for myself…”

“2001 monolith action figure? 0 points of articulation? Do want.”

“Screaming chef’s knife? Interesting, but it’s probably a low-quality knife.”

“Tribbles ‘n’ Bits cereal? Ha.”

“Dharma Initiative alarm clock? Wait a minute…”

XKCD today is also geeky cool. (Edited to add 3: Our great and good friend Commvault Bryan points out that this XKCD is relevant to today’s prank.)

I’ll add to this post as I find more April Fool’s day stuff. If you’ve found something funny or interesting, please feel free to mention it in the comments.

Edited to add: This site appears to be reporting that Apple has purchased Dell. However, this is a French site, and I don’t speak their crazy moon language.

Edited to add 2: Locus Online has their April Fool pieces up. Certain writers may be familiar to some of you. (Edited to add 7: One of the Locus Online pieces gets praise on the Reason “Hit and Run” blog.)

Edited to add 4: Whole Foods Market action figures. Also, the “Don’t Eat That!” iPhone app, and featured recipes. The “Deep-fried Bacon-wrapped Bacon with Bacon Bits” sounds tasty.

Edited to add 5: My great and good friend Glen has a good one on his site. The “Lady GaGa” indeed.

Edited to add 6: PC World‘s Top Ten list. (Hattip: Mom.)

Lowering the Bar explains why they don’t have an April Fool’s Day post.

Edited to add 8: Dinosaur Comics deploys a very clever hack (see the newspost for details) that allows you to read the comic in the style of Penny Arcade. Or XKCD. Or Achewood.

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na…

March 31st, 2010

Bat Fest!

This is one of those “only in Austin” stories. The mayor is proposing an event to celebrate Austin’s bat population, even though we’ve had an event for the past five years. However, the existing event has shut down the Congress Avenue bridge, which is a major artery, for anywhere from a day to a weekend: the mayor’s proposal would only shut down the bridge for a couple of hours on Sunday night. Plus, the mayor’s plan doesn’t involve charging admission; the existing festival does charge, although the promoter has said he plans for it to be free this year.

As part of the “Night of the Bat” celebration, Adam West , star of the 1960s “Batman” TV series, will attend a June 6 Paramount Theatre screening of the 1966 film “Batman”; RunTex plans to hold a bat-themed run/walk June 6 ; and the Austin Convention and Visitors Bureau will host a private “Batini” contest for local hotel bartenders.

Obit watch: Jaime Escalante.

I’ve been neglecting the Nets. Sadly, they’re now 10-64, and out of record contention.

The WP has an article about the new exhibition at the Smithsonian American Art Museum, devoted to Christo and Jeanne-Claude’s 1976 “Running Fence”.

Radio, radio.

March 28th, 2010

I wanted to call out this James Rainey column in the LAT, about LA’s Pacifica affiliate, KPFK, and the infighting there.

There’s two money quotes in this piece, both of them talking about early evening host Ian Masters:

He also has been outspoken in rejecting KPFK programming, and especially fundraising, that he sees as increasingly taken over by fear-mongering and conspiracy theories, like the 9/11 “truther” movement. In a speech a few months ago at All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena, Masters derided fund drives that he said recommend “communing with extraterrestrials and munching mung beans and colonic irrigation and drinking liquid silver and not immunizing your kids is the way to a more sustainable and spiritual Pacifica.”

The other quote:

“It seems to me,” one member of the vanguard wrote last year, “that Ian Masters does not believe the United States is really that bad.”

Three no trump.

March 28th, 2010

This one is for Andrew: northbound Highway 45 bridge in Milwaukee closed after highway department discovers the bridge is falling apart.

I haven’t found any good photos of the actual structural cracks yet, but I’ll update this post if I do.

Art, damn it, art! watch (#8 in a series).

March 26th, 2010

Because I know Lawrence is endlessly fascinated by the work of Frank Gehry, here’s a link to the LAT and Gehry’s preliminary designs for the Eisenhower Memorial. (Also, I’ve added a new “Gehry” subcategory to the “Art” category.)

Meanwhile, the NYT has a nice article on the art and music scene in Burma Myanmar .

This doesn’t really fit into the “Art, damn it, art!” category, but I do want to throw in a link to the complete 6 part LAT series on Philip K. Dick in Orange County.

Art, damn it, art! watch (#7 in a series).

March 25th, 2010

My checking of the NYT on weekends is somewhat iffy, so I missed this piece about the Marina Abramovic retrospective at MoMA until Lawrence mentioned it.

…a day spent watching people watch the show — naked performers re-enacting some of Ms. Abramovic’s most audacious pieces of the last 40 years; the artist herself in an epic endurance performance in the museum’s atrium; videos of Ms. Abramovic slicing a star into her stomach with a razor blade and standing for several minutes with an arrow in a drawn bow aimed at her heart — shows that it takes quite a bit to shake up most museumgoers these days.

More:

Probably the most talked-about part of the exhibition — generating headlines like “Squeezy Does It” in The New York Post — is a re-creation of a 1977 work in which Ms. Abramovic and her partner then, the German artist Frank Uwe Laysiepen, known as Ulay, faced each other naked within the frame of a gallery doorway, forcing people who wanted to enter to squeeze between them.

And:

Henk Abma, a former Dutch Reformed Church pastor who said he had followed Ms. Abramovic’s work for 30 years, began his visit by spending half an hour sitting across from the artist herself, who is installed at a table in the museum’s atrium, where she will sit silently all day, every day, barely moving, for the entire run of the show. (The performance will add up to more than 700 hours of sitting if she can complete it.)

Here’s a link to MoMA’s webpage about the exhibition. I find it interesting that the NYT refers to the artist as “Abramovic” and MoMA refers to her as “Abramović”.

Obit watch: March 25, 2010.

March 25th, 2010

Robert Culp.

“At the Movies“. I gave up on the show when Roper and his rotating cast of guest hosts left; there was no way I was going to watch the pulsating ball of suck that was The Bens. I’d heard that Phillips and Scott were a vast improvement, but I couldn’t bring myself to start watching it again. It didn’t help that the show was usually on in the early early morning here, and was frequently postponed due to sporting events.

I can’t say that I’ll miss it, but Ebert’s been hinting at a new television project: I do look forward to that.

Edited to add: Ebert’s latest blog post does more than hint.

Ten Books.

March 24th, 2010

Patrick over at the excellent Popehat blog has picked up on Tyler Cowan’s “Ten Book” meme, and posted his own list of ten books.

This seems like an interesting idea for a post, and I have much respect for Patrick (as well as the other Popehatters), so…why not? Ten books which, from the original Marginal Revolution post, “have influenced your view of the world”.

  • Restoring the American Dream, by Robert J. Ringer. Other people came to libertarianism through Ayn Rand, or Milton Friedman: I came to libertarianism through Ringer’s book, then read Rand and Nozick and Thoreau’s “Civil Disobedience” and all the other classics.
  • Neuromancer, by William Gibson. This is the book that restored my faith in science fiction, which I felt had become stagnant in the early 1980’s. It also made me want to be a Gibsonian protagonist, but that was in another country, and besides the wench is dead.
  • Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!, by Richard Feynman (with Ralph Leighton). At one point in my life, I wanted to be a physicist. For various reasons, this didn’t work out, but Feynman’s approach to looking at the world was still a major influence on me. (The link above is a bit of a cheat, as it goes to the more recent omnibus that contains Surely You’re Joking, What Do You Care What Other People Think?, and some extra material. If you happen to know a smart high school or junior high student, you could do a lot worse than to buy two copies of this book; one for you, and one for them.)
  • Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution, by Steven Levy. I hope someday to build something as cool as these people built, and this is one of the best books ever written on the true hacker mindset.
  • Complete Novels: Red Harvest, The Dain Curse, The Maltese Falcon, The Glass Key, and The Thin Man, by Dashiell Hammett. Cheating again, but the complete Hammett novels were a Christmas present one year. Hammett’s work, especially Red Harvest and The Maltese Falcon, got me back into reading mysteries, and are a major influence on my own writing.
  • The Survival of Freedom, edited by Jerry Pournelle. I read this not long after Restoring the American Dream. Pournelle got laughed at a lot in the mid and late 80’s for his militaristic SF anthologies, like There Will Be War, but The Survival of Freedom is a shockingly strong anthology. It contains classic stories by William Tenn, Larry Niven, and Harlan Ellison (“‘Repent, Harlequin!’ Said the Ticktockman” was the first Ellison story I consciously read.), essays on libertarianian and anarcho- libertarianian philosophy by people like David Friedman, and even some great poetry. (This was also the first place I ever ran into Robinson Jeffers: “The Stars Go Over the Lonely Ocean” is still one of my favorite poems.)
  • The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat: And Other Clinical Tales, by Oliver Sacks. At the time I read this, I was very interested in artificial intelligence, and had this idea that we could understand and develop machine cognition by understanding how the human mind worked, and especially how it failed. That didn’t exactly pan out, but the work of Oliver Sacks started me on an amateur interest in neurology that continues to this day.
  • The Design of Everyday Things, by Donald Norman. Donald Norman is a personal hero of mine (as is Dr. Sacks). This is the book that got me started thinking seriously about human interface design. Oddly enough, Norman’s work (especially the essay “Coffee Cups in the Cockpit“) was also one of the things that started me thinking about leadership.
  • The How and Why Wonder Book of Guns. As a little kid, I loved the How and Why Wonder Books, and this was probably my favorite of the lot. I owe my fondness for firearms at least partially to this (and partially to growing up around guns).
  • The Day of the Jackal, by Frederick Forsyth. When I was a little kid, I also hated fiction. I remember my elementary school teachers laughing at my comment that “Fiction is gross.” But much of the fiction targeted to people of my age at that time was “gross”, for values of “gross” that include “boring and condescending” (I didn’t know the word “condescending” at the time): it wasn’t until after I became an adult that fiction for kids and young adults began the great movement in the direction of dealing with the real world. The Day of the Jackal was the first fiction book I remember reading that had that feeling of “making it seem real like”. (I was also unfamiliar with the word “verisimilitude”.) Forsyth and Arthur “Airport” Hailey were pretty much my entire fiction diet for longer than I care to remember.

Honorable mentions: Edward Tufte, especially The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, which taught me that (in the immortal words of the great Lester Freamon) “all the pieces matter”. Wambaugh’s The Onion Field, which I’ve mentioned in passing before, and will probably come back to later. I’ve deliberately avoided mentioning the Bible and other religious texts, as I feel this violates the spirit (if not the letter) of Cowan’s meme. And Orwell’s Animal Farm and 1984.

Edited to add: And, dammit, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. How could I forget that?