Whipped Cream Difficulties

Every election, I tell myself I should go vote early, just so I can get it out of the way, rather than rushing to my precinct after work and trying to beat the crowd.

After waiting in line for an hour during the primaries, and what with being fed the f–k up with this election cycle, I decided this year I’d make the big push and actually go do it. I was out with a friend on Saturday when we accidentally found one of the early voting places, and there was no line.

(We were actually visiting a Sears store. I haven’t been in a Sears since…well, I can’t remember how long, but I think it was before the K-Mart merger. They haven’t changed. At all. And I have no desire to go back.)

But, even though my friend generously offered to wait for me (he’d already voted early), I didn’t feel like asking him to do that. So I skipped early voting until yesterday, the next-to-the-last day I could do it.

It didn’t take an hour. It was only 26 minutes from getting in line to exiting the polling place. The line was out the door and almost into the parking lot of the Shrine Temple that was hosting early voting; fortunately, since it was an early voting site, they had more than the usual number of machines, so things actually went relatively fast. But it seemed like an awfully high turnout, and looking at the count on the door, it looked like the turnout was pretty high on other days as well. I’m not sure what this means, or doesn’t mean, for the election. I just find it interesting that so many people are so motivated to vote early. (Let us hope that they are not also voting often.)

(Speaking of the Shrine Temple: when I was young, I saw the Shriners as being vaguely comic figures. Now that I’m older, I find that I have a lot more respect for the organization and the work it does.)

Anyway, I’m done until Tuesday and pizza with Lawrence. No, I won’t tell you how I voted; it isn’t any of your GD business, thank you very much.

(Ha. On a totally unrelated note, Groupon just sent me an offer for an “introductory beekeeping class”. I wonder if the apartment management would let me keep hives on the balcony? And I wonder how well things would work if I kept the beehives on one side of the balcony, and a chicken coop on the other side? How much space do beehives need?)

(My paternal grandfather kept bees as a hobby. He also sold Christmas trees.)

(“Wicker Man” reference goes here.)

(“Russian Origami” shirt by Linoge. “I Voted Early” sticker by Travis County. Camera by Canon.)

(Edited to add 11/3: The Statesman is reporting that Travis County early voting numbers were down this year. The HouChron is reporting that, at some polling places in Harris County, people were still in line three hours after the official 7 PM close. Interesting.)