Millar update.

December 3rd, 2012

Here’s a very nice tribute to Jeff Millar from the WP “Comic Riffs” blog.

Bill Hinds is quoted at length. Noted: “Tank McNamara” will continue, with Hinds doing both the writing and art.

I’ve suffered for my art.

December 3rd, 2012

Actually, I haven’t suffered that much.

My mother recently bought a new camera, and wanted to go out and practice taking pictures with it. I’ve got a Nikon camera, and I love to take photographs. Plus I have a copy of The Crime Buff’s Guide to Outlaw Texas, and there are a lot of interesting folks buried in the Texas State Cemetery, so I thought it might be fun to take some photos there. I figure I’ll dribble these out a few at a time for a while. I’m happy with the way most of them came out, though it was somewhat overcast. If it had been brighter, I would have shot more photos using aperture priority and an f/22 setting, which might have helped the focus some.

There are some folks who give you the feeling that they (or their families) were kind of defensive about being buried in the state cemetery (which, let’s face it, is in the middle of downtown and has limited space). So they feel like they have to list every accomplishment in their life, starting with being elected class president in the sixth grade and going on forever and ever ad infinitum.

Then you get the quiet, modest people.

(Biographical information on Webb from the Handbook of Texas Online.)

Random notes: December 3, 2012.

December 3rd, 2012

Jim Washburn is out as defensive line coach of the Eagles. Yes, already.

Obit watch: David Oliver Relin, journalist and co-author of Three Cups of Tea. I wish I had more to say on this, but right now I’m not sure what I can say.

As I recall, the case of the lawyer who shot at a census worker was well publicized at the time. The lawyer. Carolyn Barnes, denies the incident ever happened. But she was declared incompetent to stand trial and sent off to a state mental hospital.

Here’s the punchline: her law license is still valid, and she’s representing at least one client.

From Barnes’ perspective, the fact that she has been permitted to continue practicing law is clear evidence she should be released from her forced confinement in the state hospital and be allowed to proceed to her own trial. Her logic: If she is legally able to represent Gourley, as she has been doing, then she is more than capable of understanding the charges against her and participating in her own defense – the legal standard used to determine if a defendant is mentally competent to stand trial.

So, in other words: if the state hasn’t taken away her law license, she’s sane and can be tried for shooting at the census worker. If the state takes away her law license, that just certifies that’s she’s insane and can’t stand trial. That’s some catch.

There goes Toyko.

December 2nd, 2012

Paging Andrew! Andrew to the white courtesy phone, please!

At least seven people were feared missing and several dead after about 150 concrete panels fell from the roof of a tunnel on the main highway linking Tokyo with central Japan.

Obit watch and a bit of personal indulgence: December 1, 2012.

December 1st, 2012

This has not been a good week for various reasons. Add another one to the list.

Jeff Millar, columnist and former movie critic for the Houston Chronicle, and also writer of the “Tank McNamara” comic strip, has passed away.

Millar’s time as a HouChron columnist and film critic overlapped my childhood and teenage years. I’ve written before that he was one of three people (Siskel and Ebert being the other two) who made me love movies. (My teenage years were a time when teen slasher flicks were approximately every third movie in the theaters. It was so bad, Millar came up with the “teen scream checklist” format for his reviews of those movies; I laughed every time I saw he’d done one of those.)

(And I’m glad somebody mentioned “Murray the Wonder Publicist”. I had almost forgotten about him.)

“Tank McNamara” was a hoot in those years, too. It still is, but sports have become so ridiculous that they’re hard to satirize any more. And I was a big fan of “Second Chances”, too: it was often funny, but also deeply moving (and I wonder how much of it was autobiographical). (Somebody should do a complete collection of that comic, damn it.)

I even saved up my pennies and purchased a copy of his novel Private Sector. (I had to wait for the paperback, because I was a broke kid. Sorry, Mr. Millar.) I still think that’s a pretty spiffy thriller; even though it was published in 1978, the core concept doesn’t seem that far-fetched to me today.

And the columns. Most of them were side-splittingly funny. But the one that I remember best right now was one he wrote about his first wife (the legendary “Spot” of his columns) after her death. I’d love to find a link to that, but the HouChron doesn’t go back that far.

I had it in my head that, at some point, I was going to write Mr. Millar and thank him for his influence in my life. I met him once, when I was a teenager, at a book signing. But I was too shy and intimidated to talk with him much. We had a brief email correspondence shortly before he retired as a reviewer, and that was the extent of my contact with him. I tried several times to see if he had a presence online, and couldn’t find any contact information, so I gave up on it.

Too late now. I guess this has to be my thank-you note.

Domo arigato, Millar-sensei.

Merry freaking Christmas.

November 30th, 2012

Austin, like many other cities, has a program that gets the police department involved in collecting toys and getting them to poor kids. Here, we call this “Blue Santa“.

The “Blue Santa” program started in 1972. Before that, we had an organization called the Christmas Bureau of Austin and Travis County. For as long as I’ve lived in Austin, these two organizations have collaborated closely.

Not this year. The Christmas Bureau, as you may have guessed if you clicked on the link above, seems to have packed up their manager and slunk off into the night, leaving the Blue Santa people holding Santa’s bag.

What happened? That’s still not clear, but the police are investigating. Part of the issue may have to do with new leadership at the Christmas Bureau: the previous leader passed away last year, and the new guy has what we like to describe as a “colorful” history. This includes an arrest for meth possession after an encounter with police in the parking lot of one of our finer local strip clubs this past August (which, of course, does not imply his guilt in this affair, but does make one think).

In the meantime, the Blue Santa folks are trying to fill the gap, if you feel like helping.

Edited to add: It looks like the Christmas Bureau website is working again (it was giving a “500 Internal Server Error”) but hasn’t been updated since last December.

Ump-diddily-ump update.

November 30th, 2012

Hey, remember the tennis umpire who was charged with beating her husband to death with a coffee cup?

The LA County DA has dropped the charges.

After the hearing, Sandi Gibbons, spokeswoman for the D.A.’s office, said the case remains an ongoing police and district attorney’s investigation and declined further comment that might compromise that work.

The charges can be refiled if the investigation turns up new evidence.

Quote of the day.

November 29th, 2012

I’ve always liked Alfred Bester’s The Stars My Destination (also known as Tiger, Tiger in the UK).

The last chapter struck me rather forcefully the first time I read it. Especially the ending: I’m putting this quote behind a jump because it contains possible spoilers for the book.

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Random notes: November 29, 2012.

November 29th, 2012

Zig Ziglar obits: NYT. LAT.

Coaches’ salaries have soared in recent years at colleges throughout the country, often reaching several million dollars a year, as university officials have intensified efforts to claim some of the sport’s growing riches that come from billion-dollar television contracts, merchandise sales and alumni contributions. But college officials do not seem encumbered by the large contracts; rather, they appear willing to pay the coaches handsomely to go away and make room for new hires — despite little evidence that coaching changes generally result in better teams.

More:

The results, tracked over a five-year period following the coaching changes, might surprise many. The lowliest teams subsequently performed about the same as other struggling teams that did not replace their coach. Mediocre teams — those that won about half their games in the year before a coaching change — performed worse than similar teams that did not replace their coach.

The Washington Wizards beat the Portland Trail Blazers last night. Narrowly, but they did win, and there are now no NBA teams with a chance of going 0-82.

Obit watch: November 28, 2012.

November 28th, 2012

Zig Ziglar, prominent motivational speaker and author. I suspect there will be updates to this.

Not exactly an obit, but Jack Pardee, former coach of:

is terminally ill.

You know…

November 27th, 2012

…I don’t know of a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a nice refreshing cup of ham.

(Seriously. The little bistro downstairs in my office has been selling Cup’O’Ham. Also Cup’O’Turkey. They just started doing this about a month ago. Is this a paleo thing? Any ideas, anyone?)

TMQ watch: November 27, 2012.

November 27th, 2012

TMQ is back from his bye week. And we’re back from the holiday. (Yes, we did have a nice Thanksgiving, complete with gun shopping and range time. Thanks for asking.)

Before we jump into this week’s column, we want to take this opportunity to observe that the Washington Wizards are 0-12, and folks are starting to take notice. We’ll come back to that.

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The no fun league.

November 26th, 2012

Headline in the LAT: “Bounce house injuries rocket; child hurt every 46 minutes“.

Thought: maybe that child needs to be more careful.

Lead: “…inflatable bounce houses can be dangerous and are associated with a 15-fold increase in the number of injuries from 1995 to 2010, according to a study published in a scientific journal.

Buried in the article:

Transparent excuse to link something that’s technically not a bounce-house, but probably as dangerous:

Obit watch: November 26, 2012.

November 26th, 2012

Noted Russian SF writer Boris Strugatsky.

Monday firing update.

November 26th, 2012

Widely reported yesterday, but noted here for the record (I wanted to let the press shake out a bit before linking): Gene Chizik out at Auburn.

33-19 overall, 15-17 in conference, 3-9 overall and 0-8 in conference this season. And, yes, he won a national championship in 2010, but what had he done lately?

North Carolina State fired Tom O’Brien: 40-35 and 22-26 in conference over six seasons.

Jon Embree is gone at Colorado after two seasons, during which he was 4-21, and 1-11 this season.

Danny Hope out at Purdue: 22-27 over four seasons, 13-19 in conference. And Purdue is going to a bowl game…

And, finally, as far as I know, Frank Spaziani out at Boston College:

The Eagles finished 2-10 in 2012, concluding with a 27-10 loss to NC State on Saturday, and won just six games the past two seasons. His teams got progressively worse each season under his watch.

(Loser update: the Washington Wizards are now 0-11, and still have a shot at being the first NBA team to go 0-82.)