Firings watch.

May 7th, 2018

On the road back from Dallas, but quickly:

Stan Van Gundy our as Detroit Pistons head coach.

Blogging from the passenger seat of a Mazda RX-8 (or really any moving vehicle) is harder than you might think. Updates to come.

Three days straight.

May 6th, 2018

And I ain’t been doing what I should.

Swag of the day: probably my signed Jerry Miculek hat.

Yes, I am rocking the “Archer” shirt that Lawrence bought for me and dared me to wear to the show. Only one person commented on it, and that was to ask me if I had kids who played lacrosse. When I explained it was an “Archer” reference, he got it.

And that person was…American Rifleman editor Mark Keefe, who gave a pretty good presentation on John Garand, the M1 rifles, and the touchy relationship between the military and AR when the rifle was first introduced. He was also kind enough to speak with me for a few minutes about some research I may be doing in the near future, gave me his card, and said “email me, I’ll see what I can do”. I saw him do this for a couple of other people, too. Good guy.

Purchased: a snazzy “tactical backpack” from Viridian. Don’t know quite what makes it “tactical”, but it’s a nice design. I may try to use it as I ease into long range shooting, or I may just use it as a backup for my existing pack.

I also bought one of the KR Training endorsed TUFF prodcuts iStow packs. I like the idea: I want to see how it holds up in the real world.

Speaking of KR Training, you should go read Karl’s blog post, especially for the part about concealed carry clothes. I have some thoughts quasi-related to his about Carry Guard, too, but I want to wait until I can put them into better form.

Someone who isn’t me purchased an EFK Fire Dragon barrel, so I hope to have some feedback on that soon. It seemed like they were doing a land-office business, which just goes to show: quality swag bags work.

At this point, I’m hungry, exhausted, and my feet feel like the soles have been beaten for three days by Nazis trying to get the plans for the M1 gas system out of me. (That’s a subtle joke for those of you who attended Mark Keefe’s presentation.) As soon as I hit publish, I’ll probably think of something I missed. Updates to come. Maybe.

Update one: Forgot about food. I thought the buffalo sirloin at the Uncle Buck’s Steakhose and Brewery was kind of disappointing. It seemed tough and it, and the sweet potato with it, should have been warmer. We did have a pretty good breakfast at Commissary, which was packed to the rafters.

Update 2: Junk on the bunk?

No, swag in the bags.

Also: Royal China is a pretty good old-school Chinese restaurant. Recommended if you’re in town.

Day two.

May 5th, 2018

Starting this in the car on our way to Grapevine. The blogger screams for buffalo meat.

We had a pretty good meal Friday night at Campisi’s in downtown, and a so-so one at the Press Box Grill.

Best swag bag: EFK Fire Dragon. Thoughtfully designed, with a long enough strap so you can hang it off your shoulder. Runner-up: Brownells.

I have so many bags, I can go grocery shopping for the rest of the year without reusing any.

Best swag: hard to say. I got a free moon clip from Ranch Products, and had a good conversation with a guy in the Eley booth (who also tossed in some swag).

More tomorrow, I think. Time for to go to bed.

Day one notes.

May 4th, 2018

Never do a LINUX distro upgrade while on the road.

The NRA convention is huge: 15 acres. Tulsa is 11, for comparison. We were afraid we wouldn’t be able to see everything: it takes two days to get through Tulsa, and much of that is at a dead run.

But we spent the early part of the morning with Karl of KR Training, who only had a few hours for the show. And we saw quite a bit of it, albeit at a dead run again. But we’ve also got time to go back to the stuff we didn’t get a chance to consider thoughtfully, and we did do slower browsing of a significant part of the show this afternoon. While NRA is bigger than Tulsa, it is also much less densely packed, which makes things easier. We even have time to hit some of the seminars.

Most interesting thing I saw today: My Case Builder. You go on their website. They have a tool that allows you to layout your own custom foam insert. You can use their predefined shapes (about 1200, they claim) or you can use another tool to “trace” an item and input dimensions. Once you’re done, they’ll custom cut a foam insert either for a new case (which you can purchase through them) or an existing case you already have of any brand.

Seen much, much less than I expected: scout rifle scopes. Leopold had none in their display. I did see two Leopold scout scopes, but they had no model markings on them and they were both attached to scout rifles at the Savage and Steyr booths. Vortex had one that looks promising.

Purchased: a spring kit from Apex Tactical for a J-frame. $20 plus whatever it will cost me to have a smith put it in.

Noted: Robert K. Brown was selling autographed copies of his biography, I Am Soldier of Fortune: Dancing with Devils, which I was previously unaware of. May have to go back and pick one up.

There’s a first time for everything…

May 3rd, 2018

I have been a NRA member for about 41 years now.

(If you’re thinking I’m awful old or else I joined young: Dad got me a junior membership when I was 12, I think. Maybe earlier.)

In all those years, I have never been to a NRA Annual Meeting. Until now.

Does this mean that I plan to abandon you, my faithful readers, while I run around the convention gun geeking? Of course not!

Carl Kolchak cosplay, anyone?

(I didn’t bring a seersucker suit or a straw boater with me. But I do have a hat and a camera and my phone records audio. And Kolchak cosplay seems to be much cheaper than Steve McQueen cosplay.)

(Did you know you can design your own press pass online, and have it professionally printed and sent to you? Thanks to LawDog for the inspiration.)

I’ll post as much as I can as and when I can.

Obit watch: May 2, 2018.

May 2nd, 2018

Missed this one until it showed up on the NYT obits Twitter: noted film director Michael Anderson.

Among his credits: “Logan’s Run“, “Around the World in 80 Days“, “The Dam Busters“, and “The Quiller Memorandum“.

We’ve talked about watching “The Dam Busters”, but it won’t be this weekend even if we had the DVD, and that DVD is a touch pricey. I wouldn’t mind watching “Quiller” either, and I’ve never actually seen “Logan’s Run”.

Today I learned…

May 2nd, 2018

..the Hebrew for “Hold my beer”.

Memo from the police beat.

May 1st, 2018

The long slog towards hiring a new police chief in Austin appears to be coming to an end.

First we had to wait for a new city manager. Then, once we got a new city manager, he (Spencer Cronk) had to figure out what he wanted to do about filling the job.

Now he’s got finalists.

Oh, did I say “finalists”? I meant “finalist”: interim chief Flint Ironstag Brian Manley.

Chief Manley has a lot of community support, especially after the Mad Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight incident. However, his selection isn’t final:

…sources say he will make clear he plans to seek input from citizens and civic groups through a series of meetings and other events before making a final decision on whether to appoint Manley or open the job nationally.

Personal opinion: I like Fist Rockbone. He hasn’t said anything yet that really annoyed me, he’s a St. Ed’s grad, and he’s a local guy who knows the city. I think it’s about time for the department to be led by someone like this.

In other news, the Statesman ran a big investigative story over the weekend:

Spisak, Gibbons and Murray are among 10 former cadets with a broad range of life and professional experiences who did not complete the academy training course — two were kicked out — and spoke in recent months to the American-Statesman.
They say what they were being taught at the academy is out of step with reforms being promoted by the Austin Police Department publicly and in law enforcement agencies across the country. To them, the training course for rookie Austin officers is unnecessarily aggressive — a climate they fear pervades the force of 1,800 officers and spills onto the street.

I haven’t sorted out how I feel about this yet. On the one hand, these are people who didn’t make it through the academy complaining about the training.

On the other hand, despite my hanging out with the cops, I’m still somewhat on the side of Radley Balko and others: policing has become increasingly militarized and aggressive, and needs to get back to fundamentals.

On the gripping hand, I think there’s a lot of truth in what the training officers say, and what I’ve heard in my interactions with them. Policing is, by nature, an agressive act: you’re dealing with people who don’t want to go to jail. Of course they’re going to fight you, and you need to be prepared for that. You need to be prepared to fire a shotgun, hit the target, and deal with the recoil, even if you are a small-framed woman. (The woman who runs Austin’s CPA program probably weighs 120 pounds, soaking wet and with full duty gear. She’s been a police officer for 20+ years, doing some of the toughest stuff imaginable, and can kick your butt eight ways from Sunday.)

“We are sorely disappointed in you as a group,” he yelled. “We’ve got people showing up who have lived in Austin, Texas, for a (expletive) year and still don’t have the right address on their driver’s license. Guess what? You’re showing up at the Police Department and you’re violating the (expletive) law. Grab your water bottles and get the (expletive) outside.”

He’s absolutely right. Cadets have plenty of advance warning before they show up to the academy, and they know what they’re getting into. There’s no reason for them to show up not squared away.

The other thing I hear training officers say: they’re dealing with entire generations of people who have never been in a fistfight. They have no idea what it’s like to take a punch, or get into a physical confrontation. Not only have they never done it, they’ve been actively discouraged from doing it all of their life. And the academy has to teach them to get past and through that. You can’t quit if you hurt a rib or got punched in the face. You have to keep going, or else you will die. Or your partner will die. Or both of you will die.

I’m not one of those people who blindly says “Oh, the cops have a dangerous job” as an excuse for bad behavior. Yes, it is dangerous (not so much so as commercial fishing, for example) but I still want my police to behave properly, and treat everyone with dignity and respect up until the point they forfeit that right. Then I want them to end the threat as efficiently and humanely as they possibly can. To steal an old CHL saying, “Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”

And frankly, I’d be a lot more sympathetic to some of these complaints if the other side didn’t pick some of the worst possible examples to promote.

This is one of my recent favorites:

By most indications, he was exceedingly straitlaced. He dressed well, usually wearing pullover polo shirts and tightly belted cargo pants. Once a week, he went to a barbershop to get a haircut and a manicure. He was so meticulous about keeping his house clean that he asked visitors to take off their shoes before coming inside so they wouldn’t track dirt across the carpet. “Red even had the toilet paper coming out over the top of the roll,” said Tommie Albert, an older man in the neighborhood who’d known Batiste since he was a boy. “He said it looked better than toilet paper coming out from behind the roll.”
Batiste regularly visited his aging parents to check on them. A few times a week, he went to see his girlfriend, Buchi Okoh, their eighteen-month-old daughter, and Okoh’s five-year-old son from a previous relationship. Okoh, a striking, gregarious woman in her early thirties, worked in sales at a Cadillac dealership. On occasion, Batiste would take her to a nice restaurant, but most of the time they stayed home and played with the children. Okoh told friends that her boyfriend was a budding real estate developer, buying and renovating small homes. He was a good man, she said, intelligent and ambitious. He read self-improvement books like Do You!: 12 Laws to Access the Power in You to Achieve Happiness and Success, by the hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. He was determined to make something of himself, “to be the best person he could possibly be,” Okoh said, “building his life the right way.”

And the profile goes on. Why is Batiste being profiled in Texas Monthly?

He and his criminal gang executed multiple armored car guards to steal cash they were using to refill ATMs. Batiste allegedly stood off at some distance with a rifle and shot the drivers guards, then his partners drove up, grabbed the cash, and drove off.

I swear I wrote about the end of this story, but I can’t find it now. Briefly: HPD got a tip and ambushed Batiste and his gang. Batiste got out of his car with a rifle and shot at the HPD officers: HPD returned fire and killed him.

At a detention hearing, when asked about other robberies Batiste had carried out, Jeffrey Coughlin, a young FBI agent who had helped lead the investigation, remained cagey, declaring that the FBI “at this time” was only connecting Batiste to the two armored car robberies in March and August of 2016. However, shortly after the December shoot-out, Houston police chief Art Acevedo, who had been briefed on the FBI’s investigation, announced at a press conference that there was a “high probability” that Batiste was involved in all of the murders of Houston’s armored car messengers over the previous two years, including the shooting of Alvin Kinney, in February 2015.

TM wants you to feel sorry for this man, and his woman and children. TM apparently doesn’t want you to feel sorry for Alvin Kinney, Melvin Moore, David Guzman, or the unnamed messenger who was wounded but not killed.

Obit watch: May 1, 2018.

May 1st, 2018

Noted Texas jeweler James Avery.

I lack the proper chromosomes to be able to fully appreciate James Avery jewelry, though that hasn’t stopped me from purchasing some as gifts for other people. Not too terribly long ago, a bunch of us went to the James Avery world headquarters and museum (which is up near Kerrville), and I was kind of impressed and fascinated by the process and the craftsmanship involved. It isn’t the sort of thing I can (or want to) do myself, but like TJIC’s farm book, it’s interesting to watch.

Richard L. Collins, noted aviation writer. My dad was a private pilot, and had a subscription to Flying magazine as far back as I can remember. I grew up reading Collins and Gordon Baxter and the other writers in that stable.

(Hattip: RoadRich.)

Ripped from the headlines!

April 26th, 2018

Regret blasting Yeti cooler? New one could be tax-free on weekend

That was the actual headline on this Statesman article until a few minutes ago, and is still what the Firefox tab shows.

Anyway:

1. I don’t regret blasting my Yeti cooler…since I don’t have one. I do have a nice Yeti tumbler that I have no intention of blasting, since it was a gift from my beloved and indulgent sister.

2. “a new one could be tax-free this weekend”. Well, actually, no. Unless you can find a Yeti for under $75. And if you’re looking at Yeti equivalents, you could get a new RTIC cooler. Or an ORCA (hatttip to Say Uncle). Or a Pelican.

3. As one of Uncle’s commenters points out, if you really want to hurt Yeti, don’t blow up your cooler: sell it, cheap. Every retail sale you take away from them hits them in the pocket.

4. And thanks to the Statesman for pointing out that this is a tax-free (on certain “emergency supplies”) weekend.

Obit watch: April 24, 2018.

April 24th, 2018

Speaking of the use of the US Mail to commit crimes, I meant to note this the other day, but it got past me:

Walter Leroy Moody Jr. descended into Hell Thursday night.

Some of you may recall the crime, but not the name. Mr. Moody was a crank who had a grudge against the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. So he sent a bomb to the home of one of the judges, Robert Vance Sr. The bomb killed Vance and seriously injured his wife. To cover his tracks, Mr. Moody sent out more bombs: one of them killed Robert E. Robinson, a lawyer. Others directed at the NAACP and the offices of the 11th Circuit were intercepted.

Law enforcement eventually tracked the bombs back to Mr. Moody, who was convicted of a whole host of federal charges. He was sentenced federally to seven life terms, plus 400 years. However, the state of Alabama prosecuted Mr. Moody for the murder of judge Vance: he was convicted at that level, resulting in his death sentence.

There are two books about the case, neither of which I’ve read: I used to see Priority Mail regularly at Half-Price, but I haven’t seen a copy in a while. Blind Vengeance: The Roy Moody Mail Bomb Murders is the one I wasn’t aware of, but stumbled across while trying to find Priority Mail. Blind Vengence seems to have been published by a university press (which probably explains its obscurity), and both are available used from Amazon relatively cheap. I may have to bend my “one true-crime book per case” policy.

I have no joke here…

April 23rd, 2018

…I just like saying “county-funded fajitas”:

[Gilberto] Escamilla was fired in August and arrested after authorities checked vendor invoices and obtained a search warrant that uncovered county-funded fajitas in his refrigerator.

Mr. Escamilla worked at the juvenile detention center in Cameron County, Texas. This is way down in the south part of the state (Brownsville is the county seat.)

Mr. Escamilla was allegedly ordering fajitas through the detention center, using county money, and then delivering them to his own customers.

His scam was uncovered when he missed work for a medical appointment and an 800-pound (360-kilogram) fajita delivery arrived at the center, which doesn’t serve fajitas.

The state claims this scam amounted to $1.2 million worth of fajitas over nine years. Mr. Escamilla was sentenced to 50 years in prison on Friday.

Edited to add: more from Texas Monthly.

Theft of more than $300,000 is automatically a first-degree felony in Texas. On top of that, Texas treats theft by a public servant differently from other kinds of theft. The theory behind that is that theft committed by a private individual harms the person or people who were stolen from; but theft by a public servant harms the taxpayers who pay their salary, and harms society at large by eroding trust in those who’ve agreed to serve us. In cases where a public employee is accused of stealing less than $300,000, charges involving public servants using their official positions to facilitate the crime are automatically escalated to the next-highest level of felony. In Escamilla’s case, the value of the meat he stole meant that it was already the highest class of felony—which helps explain why his sentence was so high.

Obit watch: April 23, 2018.

April 23rd, 2018

For the record: Verne Troyer.

Three Letter Security.

April 19th, 2018

Isn’t that what “TLS” stands for?

So I know about the certificate issue. When I follow Bluehost’s instructions to update the certificate for WordPress, I get this:

It’s been like that all morning. I haven’t opened a ticket with Bluehost yet, as I figure if Bluehost is having an issue, they’re probably already aware of it. If this continues through tomorrow, I’ll contact their support.

Your patience is appreciated. UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED, ESPECIALLY to COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS.

Updates.

April 19th, 2018

Melina Roberge has been sentenced to eight years in an Australian prison. I missed this previously, but her co-conspirator, Isabelle Lagace, received a seven and a half year sentence.

You may recall Ms. Lagace and Ms. Roberge as the two women who posted photos of their travels to exotic locations on Instagram…right up to the point where they were busted trying to smuggle 95 kilos of cocaine into Australia.

Roberge – who became known as “Cocaine Babe” in headlines – will serve at least four years and nine months, without eligibility for parole; she will eventually be deported to her home country, the AP reported.

The third member of the conspiracy, Andre Tamin, is supposed to be sentenced in October.

In other news, Alex Malarkey is suing the Christian publisher Tyndale House.

I’ve written about this before, but it was brief, inside a TMQ Watch, and the related TMQ (and all the other ones that were on ESPN) has been deleted. So:

In 2004, when Alex was six, he and his father Kevin were involved in a serious car accident. Alex was in a coma for two months, and is a quadriplegic as a result of the accident.

In 2010, Alex and Kevin wrote, and Tyndale House published, a book called The Boy Who Came Back from Heaven: A Remarkable Account of Miracles, Angels, and Life beyond This World. (Link provided for informational purposes only, and should not be interpreted as endorsement of the book.) In the book, Alex and Kevin claimed that Alex had visited heaven and encountered both Jesus and Satan. The book was a bestseller.

In 2015, Alex Malarkey publicly renounced the book:

“I did not die,” he wrote in a blog post. “I did not go to Heaven. I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention.”

Tyndale House took the book off the market after Alex’s admission.

In the current lawsuit, Alex is asking for a financial accounting from Tyndale House. Additionally:

The suit says identifying Alex as a co-author of the book violates Illinois’ Right of Publicity Act, and he is entitled to profits from the unauthorized use of his name, along with punitive damages. Malarkey also seeks an injunction requiring Tyndale House to disassociate his name from the book, which lists his father as a co-author.
The suit also alleges the publisher violated Alex Malarkey’s right to privacy, cast him in a false light, intruded on his seclusion, defamed him, violated Illinois law barring deceptive trade practices, and financially exploited him in violation of an Illinois law barring the exploitation of people with disabilities.