….or is the whole “Elf on the Shelf” phenomenon simultaneously stupid and creepy?
“Hi, kids, you’re being watched all the time!” I guess that prepares them for a lifetime of NSA surveillance…
….or is the whole “Elf on the Shelf” phenomenon simultaneously stupid and creepy?
“Hi, kids, you’re being watched all the time!” I guess that prepares them for a lifetime of NSA surveillance…
The FDA has told 23andMe to stop selling their DNA interpretation service.
I note this for a couple of reasons:
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is dumping the pirate show. I can remember seeing it (more or less) twice: once in the “original” version, which was more of a straight-forward pirate battle, and once in the “Sirens of TI” incarnation, where the “pirates” included scantily clad young women. Treasure Island is dumping the pirates in favor of more retail space. Sigh.
Questions. So many questions.
Jim over at the Travis McGee Reader made a good point a few days ago: both Aldous Huxley and C.S. Lewis died on this date 50 years ago, but it seems like they got lost in the shuffle. (Although, according to Wikipedia, “In 2013, on the 50th anniversary of his death, Lewis will be honoured with a memorial in Poets’ Corner, Westminster Abbey.” Good.)
(If I was going to have a fantasy dinner party, I’d actually have two: one with C.S. Lewis and G. K. Chesterton. I have a tremendous admiration for both men, and think it would be fascinating to sit and talk with them.)
(The other dinner party would be with Robert Ruark and Peter Hathaway Capstick. And maybe some other folks, too; I’d think I’d also invite Harry Selby and Tam. But I digress.)
And the day before, Robert Stroud passed away. I’d have to go back to the morning papers from the 22nd to see what kind of play Stroud’s death got, but if he got lost in the shuffle, I’d have to say “Good”.
I’m sure I don’t need to tell my readers (all of whom are strong, smart, and if they have children, their kids are all above average) this, but for those who may be coming here for the first time and don’t know: contrary to popular belief and “Birdman of Alcatraz” (both the book and movie), Robert Stroud was a nasty piece of work. Bill James offers a pretty pithy summary in Popular Crime:
Stroud, among his other charming qualities, liked to write violent pornography in which he fantasized about abducting, raping, and murdering small children. Alvin (Creepy) Karpis, a famous criminal from the 1930s who was confined with Stroud at Alcatraz, wrote in his account of life on Alcatraz that Stroud talked constantly about raping and killing children, and insisted that he wasn’t bluffing: if he had gotten a chance, he would have done it. This led to a Kafkaesque scene at a parole hearing for Stroud in 1962. Outside the building protestors marched, holding placards demanding the release of the kindly bird doctor portrayed by Burt Lancaster in the movie, while inside the hearing parole officials dealt with a distinctly disturbed old man who mumbled about getting out of prison soon because he had a long list of people he wanted to kill and not much time left to kill them.
(And, yes, Stroud may have been abused by the prison system. Even nasty pieces of work deserve humane treatment and the protection of the law. But between the book by Gaddis, which is basically hagiography, and Babyak’s Bird Man: The Many Faces of Robert Stroud
, which I think has a different set of biases, it is hard to tell how much actual mistreatment Stroud suffered, and how much of it was inflated or even invented by Stroud and his fan club.)
Herbert Mitgang, reporter and editor for the NYT, and author of Dangerous Dossiers, has died.
What a way to start the morning:
Hunting rats. With dogs. In Manhattan.
This is legal in Bloomberg’s New York?
…
Save horce racing! Put USADA in charge!
The state of Alabama has granted posthumous pardons to Haywood Patterson, Charles Weems and Andy Wright. You know them better as three of the nine Scottsboro Boys.
I don’t remember where I was at the time. It was about 18 months before I was born, so depending on your belief in reincarnation…
I’m about 70-30 on the “Oswald acted alone” front. (I used to be about 60-40, but as I get older, I get more skeptical of conspiracy theories.)
My main reason for leaning that way is that I just can’t believe anybody would be able to keep a conspiracy the size of the alleged JFK one secret for 50 years.
“But altered evidence! Faked documents!” Well, maybe. But once you start letting all that stuff in, you’re really going down the rabbit hole to the point where truth and fiction are completely inseparable and indistinguishable. That way lies madness. Maybe I’m naive, maybe I just want to bury my head in the sand, but I’d rather believe Oswald acted alone than believe in a giant national conspiracy led by The Cigarette Smoking Man (or someone like him). “Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.”
I wish I could recommend a good JFK book to you, but I’m not that well read in the literature. Heck, I haven’t even been to Dallas and toured the Sixth Floor Museum, though that is on the agenda for sometime soon.
Bill James, for what it’s worth, recommends two books. Case Closed
by Gerald Posner is one I want to read, but that may be because Posner shares my “Oswald acted alone” bias.
On the other hand, James also recommends Mortal Error: The Shot That Killed JFK, which made me go “Whaaat?”. I remember when that book came out. Admittedly, I didn’t read the whole thing: I thumbed through it in the bookstore, and flipped to the end to see how it came out. I thought this was a completely crazy theory then, and I still think so now. James spends a fair amount of space detailing the “Mortal Error” theory and why he finds it convincing; I think there are a lot of questions James simply ignores or glosses over. (tl,dr version of the theory: Oswald got off two shots, but JFK was actually killed by a negligent discharge from a Secret Service agent’s AR-15.)
(And I owe you guys a longer discussion of Popular Crime.)
Here are two of my favorite related videos. CBS News hires sharpshooters and attempts to recreate the shooting. (Bonus: the dulcet tones of Dan Rather, for those of you who have been missing the sound of his voice.)
And I’ve referenced this before, but I don’t think I’ve ever embedded it, and the link I did use is broken, so: Penn and Teller explain why JFK’s head moved the way it did, using a honeydew melon, fiberglass tape, a Carcano rifle, and a pink pillbox hat.
There are no undefeated teams left in the NFL this season. The Kansas City Chiefs lost on Sunday.
We all know what that means, right?
Or do we?
Sixty million dollars. At least, that’s the estimate according to the NYT:
More:
And:
“an extraordinary show with lousy music”. I love that quote.
As the paper of record notes, the show cost somewhere between $1 million and $1.3 million a week to run; weekly grosses went below $1 million in August.
Plus:
That’s…interesting. The producers got their loans repaid up front, and the regular investors will apparently get…nothing. (According to the NYT, those priority loans were at least partially repaid.)
Also: Gene Simmons is the Green Goblin!
How does the Postal Service decide who (or what) gets a stamp?
The somewhat interesting answer to that question is that there’s a group called the Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee that considers requests and makes recommendations to the Postmaster General. The Committee has some “guidelines” which are really more like “rules”: for example, nobody gets a stamp until ten years after they die (with the exception of former presidents) is a Committee guideline. (You can find a current list of members here. Here are the current selection guidelines from Wikipedia: it looks like they have abandoned both the “ten years after death” criteria and the “no living person” rule. Here’s an older version of the guidelines that includes both.)
Anyway, the CSAC has been given a considerable amount of deference until recently. With the Post Office bleeding money like there’s no tomorrow (which may very well be the case), there’s pressure to bring in more revenue by upping stamp sales.
This has resulted in the Postal Service bypassing the CSAC and deciding to issue Harry Potter stamps.
I’m torn by this. I’m not a big Harry Potter fan, but I know people who are, and I can see using Harry Potter to get kids into stamp collecting. On the other hand, I think Hotchner has a point too; Harry Potter is not American and not historical, and shouldn’t stamps tell stories of America? And is better to suck kids in with pop culture figures, or with bits of real, interesting, American history?
I don’t know. I don’t even know if I’m going to buy any Harry Potter stamps; if I do, they will be gifts for the younger set. (I prefer to mail my letters with stamps depicting dead presidents. Speaking of which, I’d be absolutely delighted if the Postal Service came out with Nixon “forever” stamps. Indeed, if they really wanted to rake in some bucks, why not do new runs of “forever” stamps for every (deceased) president? I bet they’d sell a lot of complete sets and associated commemorative albums/stamp keepers/etc. to stamp collectors and history buffs.)
So, Harry Potter doesn’t rile me up too much. Reasonable people can disagree over the merits and demerits of his stamps. But there are some other things in the WP coverage that get under my skin.
Among those now under consideration are the Beatles
A vastly over-rated group with a few toe-tappers.
Apple founder Steve Jobs
I would buy Steve Jobs stamps, but I think it is too soon. The ten-year guideline is a good one.
basketball player Wilt Chamberlain
Died in 1999. Not a bad choice.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Sure, why not?
and chef Julia Child.
Absolutely, I think Julia is worthy of her own stamp. And we are coming up on ten years since her death.
(Speaking of Julia, on a slightly related note: does everything in the world have to involve f–king cats?)
Manabe objected to the jazz singer Sarah Vaughan, people familiar with the discussions said, on the grounds that Vaughan is not well known among young Americans. Barbie has been on the table, although no decisions have been made on the Mattel doll.
I’d argue that one of the goals of the stamp program should be education. Issuing, say, a Sarah Vaughn stamp should be taken as an opportunity to educate people about Ms. Vaughn and her music. As for Barbie, I think there’s a fine line between commercial promotion and acknowledging icons of American history, but I’d come down on the side of Barbie being a part of history, too.
(Who is “Manabe”?
)
More:
In September, the committee’s frustration boiled over and all 13 members walked out of their meeting and signed an unprecedented letter to Donahoe demanding that he meet with them.
“Quite simply, as it is run now, this committee no longer represents the collector, both avid and amateur, the child just discovering the wonder of stamps, the bride looking for the perfect wedding stamp or the very citizens it was designed to serve,” said the letter, which was obtained by The Post and first reported by Linn’s Stamp News. The committee wrote that it had responded to the mandate to “think big and think commercial.” But Harry Potter “was developed even though we, as a committee, did not propose it nor discussed how it could be best presented.”
Meanwhile, the Postal Service has hired a “futurist” “to help map out the future of stamps”. But not just any futurist: they’ve hired Faith Popcorn.
This is mildly surprising, though: some members of CSAC are cranky about the Inverted Jenny stamps.
The Postal Service reissued the inverted image in September as well as 100 sheets of the image right side up. Spokesman Roy Betts said the goal was to generate excitement.
But to committee members, as well as many collectors, it has come across as a gimmick and an unfair lottery.
It isn’t clear to me, from the context, if the members are upset over the whole “Inverted Jenny” re-issue, which I see as the Postal Service equivalent of “fan service“, or if they’re just cranky about the right-side up upside-down Jenny stamps. Those do seem kind of gimmicky, but no more unfair than William T. Robey’s original purchase.
…closing on Broadway in January.
More:
But don’t worry: the producers are planning to move the show to Las Vegas.
In other news: “King Kong“, the musical?
Noted for completeness: Ken Anderson is out of jail.
I guess by “good behavior” they mean “he didn’t withhold exculpatory evidence in order to convict the wrong man while he was actually in jail”.
I’m not sure when his community service starts.
(Previously.)
That’s how much New York City taxicab medallions are selling for:
Immigrants hardest hit. At least, that’s how the NYT spins the story.
Not discussed anywhere in the article: eliminating medallions and allowing individuals to make their own deals with drivers. (Or, if that’s too libertarian for you, eliminating medallions and replacing them with an objective set of standards: say, provide proof of liability insurance and require an annual vehicle inspection in return for the right to pick up passengers for money.)
I’m going to quote the lead of the week here:
Click through to the article at your own risk, especially if you are male.
Which void is that?
The project’s leaders, who closed on the land this summer, have previously said the new park could fill the void that AstroWorld left behind.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up here. What project is this?
What is Grand Texas? According to the HouChron‘s real estate blog:
Click2Houston has more details:
A minor league baseball stadium? Do they have a team that’s going to play in it? Or is this…if you build it, they will come? (Sorry.)
The sheer scope of this has me a little skeptical. Where is the money coming from? Who is behind this? Can they build all this out in roughly 15 months? (The Grand Texas website says “Spring 2015”. The HouChron has the water park in April 2015 and the theme park in December 2015. This makes me a bit more suspicious.)
But I blog this here for two reasons:
Can EMCID really sustain two theme parks? Did I just say that with a straight face?
(This reminds me: I haven’t heard from Soapboxmom since March. If she’s out there, I hope you’re doing okay, and just haven’t had anything to say. Feel free to send me an email.)
Well, not a real massacre, except maybe of firewood.
Front page of the WP:
Chris Cox took the state of the Mall personally during the shutdown. In return, he gets a $1,200 chain saw.
My first reaction: “A $1,200 chain saw?! That had better be a Stihl!”
(click through to the article)
Yes. Yes, it is.
Nice picture, too. Second thought: damn, that’s a long bar, even for tree cutting.
Third thought: what’s he going to do when the team name changes?
Fourth thought:
5.2 kilowatts? That’s an odd way of stating power. Though, as it turns, out, it is:
Fifth thought: even for a Stihl, $1,200 seems high. But I can’t find prices for new ones online; Amazon has chainsaws, but not the Stihls. It looks like you might be able to get one off eBay for half that amount, but would it have the same bar length? MSRP looks to be just a little under $1,200, so maybe so; it has been a long time since I had any reason to look at pricing for Stihl chainsaws.
(I’ve written about this elsewhere, but my father loved cutting firewood. What we didn’t burn in our fireplace got sold. He intended to get a Stihl chainsaw, but never got around to it.)