Archive for March, 2018

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have…

Thursday, March 29th, 2018

…water slides.

This is one of those things that I intended to note earlier, but then I got busy and it got past me.

Schlitterbahn and Tyler Miles (the local operations manager for their Kansas City park) were indicted last week on involuntary manslaughter charges. This is related to the death of a ten-year-old boy who was decapitated on the Verrückt waterslide.

Texas Monthly online has a pretty good summary of the indictment and what led up to it. The spin here, based on the criminal indictment, is that these people supposedly had no idea what they were doing.

According to the indictment, lead designer John Schooley “possessed no engineering credential relevant to amusement ride design or safety,” and neither did Schlitterbahn co-owner Jeff Henry, whose emails describe a desire to “micro manage” the project because “speed is 100% required.”

Why was speed “100% required”? Allegedly, Henry was trying to impress reality show producers.

…Henry’s statements as quoted in the indictment are troubling. “[Verrückt] could hurt me, it could kill me, it is a seriously dangerous piece of equipment today because there are things that we don’t know about it. Every day we learn more,” he’s quoted as saying. “I’ve seen what this one has done to the crash dummies and to the boats we sent down it. Ever since the prototype. And we had boats flying in the prototype too. It’s complex, it’s fast, it’s mean. If we mess up, it could be the end. I could die going down this ride.”

…Henry seems to cast the industry’s guidelines as arbitrary and unnecessary—at one point, he’s quoted as saying, “we’re gonna redefine many of the definables that have been defined in the industry that we couldn’t find good reasons for. Like a 48-inch height rule. Why 48 inches? I could never figure out why not 47 inches. It made no sense to me. And so we’re gonna change all that now in this park, and hopefully change it worldwide in all parks and get back to rational reasonable scientific decisions as to why and how we run our facilities.” Furthermore, the indictment lists twelve different examples of the ride violating standards set by the American Society for Testing & Materials, which creates guidelines for amusement park rides. Schooley signed a document certifying that the ride was in compliance. The indictment describes the netting and support hoops above the ride as “obviously defective and ultimately lethal.”

Kind of burying the lede, and something I didn’t see reported as widely as the first indictment: Henry has also been arrested, and is charged with “murder, twelve counts of aggravated battery, and five counts of aggravated endangerment of a child”. The indictment against Henry hadn’t been released when the TM article hit the web, so indictment details are scanty.

It is worth remembering that most of what’s in the TM story is the prosecution’s case from the indictment, that Henry, Miles and Schlitterbahn have a different story that their lawyers will be presenting at trial, and that all parties should, of course, be presumed innocent.

Obit watch: March 29, 2018.

Thursday, March 29th, 2018

Philip Kerr, noted author.

I read A Philosophical Investigation based on someone’s recommendation: I wish I could remember who it was. (I feel pretty strongly that it was either Andy Watson or Pat Cadigan, but I’m getting old. It could have been an entirely different person.)

Anyway, I liked it well enough that I intended to read more of Kerr’s work. The Bernie Gunther stuff in particular intrigues me, but too many books, too little time. Also, I’m thinking I got tangled up somewhere with chronology issues in the Gunther books. I’m kind of sad that there won’t be any more – except for the forthcoming Gunther origin story mentioned in the obit – but, at the same time, this settles the chronology issue pretty thoroughly.

First…

Wednesday, March 28th, 2018

they came for the gun magazines, and I didn’t say anything: because I wasn’t a gun owner, and it’s not censorship if a private business does it, amirite?

Then they came for Cosmopolitan, and I said, “Hey! Wait a minute!”

(Semi-related.)

(More seriously, my First Amendment absolutism is really coming into conflict with my “sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander” philosophy, as well as my desire to see the gun-grabbers at Cosmo get theirs good and hard.)

Obit watch: special norts spews edition, March 26, 2018.

Monday, March 26th, 2018

H. Wayne Huizenga. Special bonus obit content: Field of Schemes.

When guns are outlawed…

Monday, March 26th, 2018

Me, in an email conversation:

You know what Siberia needs?
Smoke detectors and fire alarms. Also, maybe, strict lighter control.

Karl of KR Training (official firearms trainer of WCD):

Also a big public march where people hate on the lighter fluid and fireplace industry.

(And let’s not forget Big Foam Rubber.)

This is a song about Carla.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2018

And about the Library of Congress’s National Recording Registry.

The selection process is open to the public in its early stages, though Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden makes the final decisions after recommendations from the board. This year, songs with the greatest public support included “If I Didn’t Care,” the 1939 standard by vocal group the Ink Spots, Kenny Rogers’s “The Gambler” and Kenny Loggins’s “Footloose.”

I’m not as excited about this year’s list as I have been in the past, though there are a couple of highlights other than “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree”. I do love me some Groucho Marx. “New Sounds in Electronic Music” is a welcome surprise. And I’m happy to see K-Log get a nod, though I would have put “Danger Zone” in before “Footloose”.

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have…

Wednesday, March 21st, 2018

…live bees.

A woman from Spain died after having an allergic reaction to an acupuncture procedure where bee stings are used instead of needles.

Obit watch: March 21, 2018.

Wednesday, March 21st, 2018

Nelda Wells Spears, former Travis County tax assessor-collector. I remember having to write checks to her, back in the pre-Internet days…

Earl Cooley, prominent Austin SF fan, influential early BBS guy, and a personal friend.

The Mad Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight. They haven’t released a name yet, but even if they did, I wouldn’t give him the publicity.

Obit watch: March 20, 2018.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2018

Nokie Edwards, guitar player for The Ventures.

This is here mostly as a transparent excuse for a musical interlude. I’ll put in a jump.

(more…)

Before it gets away from me…

Monday, March 19th, 2018

…I should document, for the hysterical record, that Lawrence and I renewed our $5 bet on Gonzaga. (I take Gonzaga, he takes the field.)

After all, it is the Year of the Dog.

Obit watch: March 19, 2018.

Monday, March 19th, 2018

Noted SF writer Kate Wilhelm passed away on March 8th.

I genuinely wish I had more to say about this, but I don’t right now.

He shoots, he scores!

Sunday, March 18th, 2018

This week was another Half-Price Books coupon week. And I picked up a few things. Most of the books I bought were firearms related, so I thought I’d pull a Lawrence and document some of them here.

Small Arms Profile 17: Smith and Wesson Tip-Up Revolvers. This is a thin little pamphlet dated January 1973, and published by Profile Publications Ltd. in the UK. Profile had at least 17 other books on various types of small arms (including one specifically on ammunition). It also looks like they had separate series for aircraft, cars, and warships: I think they catered, at least in part, to model makers. This had a cover price of $2 US/40p UK in 1973 dollars: sources tell me that’s closer to $20 in 2018 money.

I was a little hesitant to shell out $6 for an 18 page British handgun publication, until I opened the front cover and saw “By Roy G. Jinks”. That’s pretty much a “must buy” flag.

Defensive Pistol Fundamentals by Grant Cunningham. This isn’t particularly rare or hard to find, but I note it here because it is one of KR Training‘s recommended books. $10 with no coupon discount (because I used the coupon for other things), which is inline with Amazon’s new price, but this is pretty much “like new” as well. I don’t feel rooked.

And I’ve written before about how much I like picking up those Firearms Classics books at a steep discount. I added a few more to the collection:

Not from the Firearms Classics library, but a limited edition reprint (#1383 of 1500) from “Wolfe Library Classics”: Big Game Rifles and Cartridges by Elmer Keith. (Originally published by Thomas G. Samworth, much like so many of these other books in my library.) $12 after 40% off coupon.

(Damn. I really ought to pick that up.)

Firearms Curiosa by Lewis Winant. I’ve only had a chance to flip quickly through this since I bought it on Friday, but it looks like a whole lot of fun: there’s an entire chapter, for example, on “Knife Pistols and Cane Guns”. Not a Samworth book, oddly. $6 after 40% off coupon.

Actual Firearms Classics Library reprints of actual Samworth books: With British Snipers to the Reich by “Captain C. Shore” (“a classic hands-on, nuts and bolts, how to sniping book” according to the intro), and Shots Fired In Anger by Lt. Col. John B. George. What I didn’t know, until I flipped through the introduction to Shots, is that these two books complete my quartet of Samworth “war” books (the other two being McBride’s A Rifleman Went to War and Dunlap’s Ordnance Went Up Front). Together, the two of these with one coupon were $22.50: I probably could have gotten away with making three trips instead of just two, but I didn’t want to push my luck. And I’d been looking for a copy of With British Snipers for several months now.

Finally, this is in the Firearms Classics Library, but I think this copy may be a true first (I’m having trouble tracking down bibliographic information):

Experiments of a Handgunner by Walter F. Roper. Roper was a somewhat famous gun guy: among other accomplishments, he designed the N-frame “Target” grip for Smith and Wesson revolvers. Yeah, the dust jacket is pretty badly worn (it has a plastic cover protector). But I’ve never seen a copy of this before – Firearms Classics or otherwise – and it was $12.50 after coupon.

Memo from the police beat.

Saturday, March 17th, 2018

I’m a couple of days behind on these: I plead just sheer being busy.

Three APD officers have been indicted by a grand jury. Two of the officers were involved in a single indicident, and the third in a seperate one.

In the first incident, the two officers responded to a shooting downtown. A group of people were around a guy who’d been shot. Officers ordered everybody onto the ground. One guy walked away and ended up getting Tasered.

Manley said the officers were indicted because their written reports of the incident did not match up with what was captured on the officers’ body-worn cameras.“Specifically, the individual was described in the report as on his feet and walking away from the officers, and it is clear on the video that that is not what happened in this instant,” he said.

The third case involves a prostitution arrest: details on both of these cases are kind of vague. But:

“We have policies that allow our officers to use force when necessary to effect an arrest or to protect themselves or others,” Manley said, but in the cases revealed Thursday, “the supervisors who reviewed them had concerns and forwarded them up the chain, and they resulted in these investigations and ultimately with these indictments.”

Unrelated, because this took place in Williamson County: a former deputy with the WillCo sheriff’s department has been charged with punching a 12-year-old girl in the face.

A witness told police [Jack] Danford came to the restaurant and had a few beers on the patio after “drinking all day” and started playing with a dog, the affidavit says. A 12-year-old girl came up and started playing with it, too, and Danford “quickly jumped up from his seat and tackled” her, the document says.

Another witness said he heard the girl scream and ran up to see Danford punching her in the face and that he and others started punching and kicking Danford to get him off her, the affidavit says.

According to court documents, he told police as he was being arrested that he was drugged. Danford would not loosen his grip on an officer’s wrist until getting hit several times with a police baton and taken into custody, the documents say.

He’d previously been charged with resisting arrest and public intoxication. Now he gets to add “injury to a child” to his collection.

Williamson County Sheriff Robert Chody said the unusual nature of the arrest led him to fire Danford last week.
“When you reflect negatively on our department, there’s a price to pay,” he said.

Random notes, mostly legal, March 15, 2018.

Thursday, March 15th, 2018

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have samurai swords.

In the immortal words of Hank Williams, Jr., it’s just a family tradition.

Interesting #1:

Exonerations caused by official misconduct: 84
Well over half of the people exonerated last year were initially convicted because of official misconduct, such as officers threatening witnesses, analysts falsifying tests or officials withholding evidence that would have cleared the defendant.

No-crime exonerations: 66
In just under half of the exonerations last year, defendants were wrongfully convicted in cases in which no crime was committed. This included more than a dozen drug possession cases, 11 child sex abuse cases and nine murder cases.

On a totally unrelated note, the state of Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains and it’s hard to get drugs for lethal injections, has decided to start using nitrogen gas instead. (Subject to judicial approval.) I’ve seen other folks call for this as being a much more painless and humane alternative to lethal injection, but OK seems to be the closest to actually doing this.

(Yes, I know: “You know what else is a painless and humane alternative to lethal injection? Not executing people.” And yes, that seems especially relevant in light of the previous item. One of these days, I will write that essay for you guys on the death penalty and my complicated feelings about it.)

Herman Bell has been granted parole. Mr. Bell, along with Anthony Bottom and Albert Washington (members of the Black Liberation Army), executed NYPD officers Joseph A. Piagentini and Waverly M. Jones on May 21, 1971.

In a statement condemning the decision, Commissioner James P. O’Neill recalled how Mr. Bell and his co-conspirators “shot Officer Piagentini 22 times, including with his own service revolver — as the dying officer pleaded for his own life.”

Mr. Bell has been in prison for 47 years. Mr. Washington is still in prison. Mr. Bottom died in 2000.

Toys ‘R’ no longer us.

Headline:

Claire Foy, Queen on ‘The Crown,’ Was Paid Less Than Her Onscreen Husband

Body:

Mr. [Matt] Smith came to Netflix as an established actor in Britain, most notably as the titular character on the BBC staple “Doctor Who” from 2010 to 2013 — a fact that informed the producers’ decision around salary, they said at the conference.

Aside from a role in 2015 in the Golden Globe-winning BBC mini-series “Wolf Hall,” Ms. Foy, 33, was a relative unknown when she was cast in “The Crown.”

The show’s producers have promised that, from now on, “Nobody gets paid more than the queen.” Oh, by the way: they’re also recasting the show: the queen will now be played by Olivia Colman.

You know, you would think that Sorkin and company would have worked out all the permissions issues before actually trying to stage the play

Obit watch: March 15, 2018.

Thursday, March 15th, 2018

For the historical record: Augie Garrido, former UT baseball coach.

Garrido ruled the Texas dugout from 1997 until 2016, having previously coached at Cal State Fullerton, Illinois, Cal Poly and San Francisco State. He amassed an 824-427-2 record with the Longhorns, leading Texas to national titles in 2002 and 2005. He won five championships in all, having won with Cal State Fullerton in 1979, 1984 and 1995. With a career record of 1,975-951-9, Garrido is the all-time winningest coach in Division I baseball history.

Have I really been blogging this long?

Thursday, March 15th, 2018

Folks who have been reading this blog for a long time may remember Laura Hall, or, as I like to call her, “The Happy Hacker”.

For those with poor memories or who haven’t been following along, Ms. Hall is famous for such hits as “help this guy I know cut up and dispose of his girlfriend’s body” and “turn my five year sentence into ten years because I’m such a witch“.

Ms. Hall will be released from prison today.

Even though Hall was convicted in 2007, it took five years of emotional legal wrangling for a Travis County jury to sentence her to 11 years in prison. Her sentence included 10 years for the tampering with evidence conviction and one year for a charge of hindering apprehension — both were served concurrently.
She was also allowed time served, which is why she’s being released Thursday.

She’s served “almost” eight years out of her ten year sentence.

Now he’ll have time to go to Graceland.

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Tubby Smith out as head basketball coach of the University of Memphis.

He was 40-26 over two seasons. It doesn’t look like this is related to any sort of scandal, unlike some other recent firings. But this is interesting:

…Smith’s dismissal is more related to off-court factors than the on-court product.
Attendance at home games fell to a 48-year low this year. As a result, the athletic department could miss out on an $800,000 payment from the Memphis Grizzlies as part of the school’s lease at FedExForum.
Donations to the athletic department also fell by $1.1 million during the 2016-17 fiscal year thanks in large part to a drop in men’s basketball season ticket sales.

Oh, why not?

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Obit watch: March 14, 2018.

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Stephen Hawking.

I don’t feel like I need to say much more than that, but I like this quote:

On another occasion, [Leonard Susskind] characterized Dr. Hawking to his face as “one of the most obstinate people in the world; no, he is the most infuriating person in the universe.” Dr. Hawking grinned.

Ollie Ollie Ollie get your pink slip here…

Saturday, March 10th, 2018

Kevin Ollie out as men’s basketball coach at the University of Connecticut.

Even better: the university is claiming “just cause” for the firing. Apparently, it’s not just that the team had a non-so-great season, but there’s also a possible recruting scandal simmering.

Possibly more later on.

Another one I missed.

Thursday, March 8th, 2018

Seriously, for the past few days, I’ve had crud oozing out of my eyes and nose continuously. Up until today, I could just barely stand to look at a computer monitor.

But that’s a digression. Remember the Fyre Festival? Wasn’t that a hoot?

On Tuesday afternoon the festival’s main organizer, William McFarland, pleaded guilty to two counts of wire fraud related to the festival and to his media company that prosecutors said had cost investors $26 million in losses.

He told the judge, Naomi Reice Buchwald, of Federal District Court in Manhattan, that he had begun organizing the festival with good intentions but had “greatly underestimated the resources” it would take.

But that’s not fraud. Poor judgment, maybe, but not outright fraud.

Charging documents filed by prosecutors said that Mr. McFarland, 26, had provided investors with false financial reports, including one that listed millions of dollars in talent-booking revenue for Fyre Media. In reality, the documents said, the company had earned only about $57,000 in bookings in the year leading up to the festival.
Mr. McFarland was also charged with showing investors bogus financial documents to claim that he owned more stock than he actually did so that it would appear he was in a position to personally guarantee an investment. And, prosecutors said, he used inflated revenue numbers to induce a ticket vendor to pay $2 million for a block of advance tickets for future festivals.

Oh. That’s different. (And it sounds like this is just what the government claimed: we don’t know what he actually admitted to in his plea.)

Both counts that Mr. McFarland pleaded guilty to carry maximum penalties of 20 years in prison, though a sentence of that length seems unlikely.

My mother thanks you, my father thanks you, Ken White thanks you, and I thank you.

Random.

Thursday, March 8th, 2018

He died doing what he loved: drinking whiskey and complaining about the Oscars.

“Ironically, he was giving his opinion of what someone was wearing that he thought was ugly, then asked (his wife) Patti to refill his whiskey,” Michael Solomon, former chief executive of Tower, said.
He died by the time his wife came back with his drink.

I’m not clear on what was “ironic” about that, and the obit is useless: who was wearing the “ugly” clothes?

Kevin Stallings out as basketball coach of the Pittsburgh Panthers after two seasons.

The Panthers went 16-17 (4-14 ACC) in Stallings’ first season and were 8-24 this season — including 0-19 in ACC games.

Obit watch: March 8, 2018.

Thursday, March 8th, 2018

Alan Gershwin.

I bet you didn’t know George Gershwin had a son. That’s okay: apparently, George didn’t know either.

I kid a little bit. But this is a long, fascinating, and kind of sad obituary:

For 70 years or so, Alan Gershwin insisted he was George Gershwin’s long-lost son. And with his death on Feb. 27 at 91 in a Bronx hospital, the curtain came down on what was surely the Gershwins’ most bizarre show ever, revolving around whether this affable but monomaniacal man was one of the greatest victims in American musical history, or a grifter running a long-term con, or someone suffering decades of delusion.

Flames, hyenas, etc. (#48)

Thursday, March 8th, 2018

Apologies for being a little behind on these. I’ve been having some issues the past few days and am slowly getting back up to speed.

Hyena number one: Dawnna Dukes got curb-stomped in Tuesday’s primary.

Tuesday, Dukes picked up just 10 percent of the vote and finished a distant third among the three candidates who were believed to have had realistic paths to victory. Dukes will remain on the job through the end of the year before she’s replaced by the winner of the May 22 runoff between Jose “Chito” Vela and Sheryl Cole.

(Previously.)

Hyena number two: the mayor of Nashville resigned on Tuesday. This was part of her guilty plea to charges of felony theft.

Nashville isn’t my usual beat, but I’ve been sort of following this story from the edges. In brief: the mayor was having an affair with her “head of security”, and the felony theft charges apparently involve payments for overtime and travel expenses to her partner (who also pled guilty to felony theft charges).

As part of her plea deal, Barry was sentenced to three years of unsupervised probation and agreed to reimburse the city $11,000 in unlawful expenses. She paid the money Tuesday. She also was booked into the jail and had her mug shot taken.

Forrest also pleaded guilty Tuesday to property theft and was sentenced to three years of probation. As part of his plea agreement, he’s required to reimburse the city $45,000 paid to him as salary and/or overtime during times when he was not performing his duties as head of the mayor’s security detail. Forrest has not yet paid the money.

One thing I picked up elsewhere: apparently, the plea deals include deferred adjudication. Basically, if Barry and Forrest keep their noses clean (and, I assume, make restitution), they can have the felony conviction expunged from their records.

Open question: what’s going to happen to Forrest’s pension? He retired the day the affair was announced, and was approved for $74,000 a year. But that figure was based, in part, on the overtime payments Forrest collected while he was Barry’s lover…

Edited to add: I got to wondering, and I’m sure all of you were as well. According to this article from 2015, former mayor Barry was not a member of Crooked Mayors For Disarmed Citizens. But it wasn’t for lack of trying:

Megan Barry is among the nation’s mayors who support congressional action to close the so-called “gun show loophole,” and she also believes that local municipalities should be able to craft “reasonable restrictions” over guns and still protect Second Amendment rights.

Despite the push among some mayors demanding action on guns, Barry at this point isn’t part of former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s Mayors Against Illegal Guns.

Mayor’s office press secretary Sean Braisted said Barry has no plans to join Mayors Against Illegal Guns at this time.

Obit watch: March 5, 2018.

Monday, March 5th, 2018

Sir Roger Bannister, the first man to run a mile under four minutes.

One of the things I always wondered: how does a medical student find time to become a record setting runner? Sort of an answer:

“Now that I am taking up a hospital appointment,” he said in an address to the English Sportswriters Association that December, “I shall have to give up international athletics. I shall not have sufficient time to put up a first-class performance. There would be little satisfaction for me in a second-rate performance, and it would be wrong to give one when representing my country.”

And I rather like this quote:

“He was running on 28 training miles a week,” Sebastian Coe, who set the world record in the mile three different times, once said. “He did it on limited scientific knowledge, with leather shoes in which the spikes alone probably weighed more than the tissue-thin shoes today, on tracks at which speedway riders would turn up their noses. So as far as I’m concerned, that was one of the great runs of all time.”

David Ogden Stiers. It is perhaps worth calling out that he was more than Major Charles Emerson Winchester III: he was the announcer in “THX-1138”, Cogsworth the clock in Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast” (and he had other roles in a lot of Disney films), and acted in four of Woody Allen’s movies.

In a statement after his death, Loretta Swit, who played Maj. Margaret (Hot Lips) Houlihan on “M*A*S*H,” called Mr. Stiers “my sweet, dear shy friend,” adding, “Working with him was an adventure.”

I’m throwing this in so I have an excuse to mention: over the weekend, I caught an episode of “Match Game” with Ms. Swit. She was wearing a very unfortunate yellow and black striped outfit: it made her look like a giant bumblebee.

Sometimes, I miss the 70s. Then I’m reminded of why I shouldn’t.