Whipped Cream Difficulties

There are some things you can always count on as the seasons change:

• The return of the swallows to San Juan Capistrano. (Sort of.)
• The return of the buzzards to Hinkley, Ohio.
• TMQ’s haiku predictions column.
• WCD pointing out that many of TMQ’s haiku are not actual haiku, as they lack a seasonal reference. (We counted two out of 32.)

Now that we’ve nodded in the general direction of the eternal verities of the universe, let’s get started after the jump…

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