Archive for April, 2012

Noted.

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Dereu and Sons Manufacturing Company (aka Spy-Coins.com), who we have previously endorsed in this space, are having a sale.

The hollow spy nickel is on sale for $19.50 (plus shipping). Add it to your cart and use the discount keyword “springfever”.

The hollow spy Kennedy half-dollar (the 1971 to present version, not the 90% and 40% silver ones) is on sale for $16.25 (plus shipping). Use the discount keyword “fervent” at checkout.

I have no connection to the company except being a very satisfied customer who thinks their products are nifty. The sale ends May 3rd.

Your tax dollars at work, ladies and Germans.

Monday, April 30th, 2012

An Alabama police chief says he recently discovered that his department has two unmanned aerial vehicles.

[Gadsen, AL police chief John] Crane, who was named police chief in February, says he doesn’t know why they were purchased. The cost was about $150,000, paid through a federal law enforcement grant.

Random notes: April 30, 2012.

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Beware of the leopard.

The “Three Cups of Tea” lawsuit (previously noted in this space) has been tossed.

The guardrail bore no scars from the S.U.V., for there was no impact; police investigators said the driver had lost control, and the vehicle first struck a Jersey barrier at the center median, and then veered sharply to the right, hitting a curb that propelled it directly over the guardrail.

Jesus, Joseph, and Mary. Those poor people.

They hired men with the scythes so sharp…

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

I previously noted the city of Galveston placing the entire traffic division on paid administrative leave.

By way of the HouChron, the other shoe has dropped: the former head of the division has been indicted on charges of forging time sheets and misappropriation of funds by a public official. Another employee in the division has also been indicted on the same charges.

The HouChron story is a little short on detail: the Galveston Daily News is better. The former division head “was paid more than $390,000 during the last four years in overtime in addition to his $48,279 salary”, while the other employee took in “$37,280 in overtime from 2009 to 2011 above his $40,059 salary”. The specific charges:

[Michael N.]Dricks [the former division head], a former senior traffic technician, is accused of unlawfully appropriating less than $1,500 from Eric Wilson, the city’s assistant city manager, between Dec. 16 and Jan. 7.
The second indictment against Dricks accuses him of making a false entry in a governmental record, a request for 10 hours of overtime, on Dec. 18.

Letroise, a former traffic signal technician II, was similarly accused of unlawfully appropriating less than $500 from Wilson in the same timetable and of falsifying a government record in requesting three hours of overtime on Dec. 23, the indictments state.

Annals of law (part 5 of a series).

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

When does a murder take place?

In many cases, that’s an easy question to answer; the victim is DRT1 or ADASTW2.

But in some cases, you run into a situation where the victim is wounded, and dies of their injuries at a later date. The law on this varies from state to state; common law held that a death resulting from injuries inflicted during a specific act was murder if it occurred within a year and a day of the act. So if I beat someone badly, and they died 364 days later, that could be prosecuted as murder; if they died 367 days later, it could only be prosecuted as assault. According to Wikipedia, many jurisdictions in the United States have abolished the year and a day rule. California has apparently changed it to a three day and year rule.

But there’s an additional level of complexity to this, which comes up as the result of an article in today’s Statesman about the sad and awful case of Robert Middleton.

Robert Middleton was eight years old on June 28, 1998. He was going to see a friend of his when an older boy, Donald Wilburn Collins (who was 13 at the time) grabbed him, tied him to a tree, poured gasoline on him, and set him on fire. Middleton was burned over 95 percent of his body.

Middleton was treated by the Shriners at their burn institute in Galveston and went through more than 200 surgeries, including skin grafts.

Robert Middleton died a year ago today (April 29th, 2011) at the age of 20. The cause of death was squamous cell carcinoma, which is believed to have been a result of the skin grafts he received, and his death certificate shows the cause of death as “homicide” resulting from his injuries.

The Middleton family sued Donald Collins in civil court, and won a judgment against him of $150 billion dollars. Collins did not attempt to defend himself in the civil case; he is currently in prison on charges unrelated to the Middleton case. (Collins was convicted of sexual assault of an 8-year old boy when he was 16, and did time in the Texas Youth Commission for that offense. Collins has also been convicted of theft and resisting arrest, and of failure to register as a sex offender. His current sentence is for failure to comply with the requirements of the sex offender registry. Middleton also accused Collins of raping him two weeks before the gasoline attack.)

For various reasons, the Middleton case was not prosecuted at the time:

[Montgomery County Attorney David] Walker said it’s his understanding that “there were some significant difficulties because Robbie Middleton was damaged so severely and so traumatically.” Walker also said it’s his understanding that Middleton implicated “folks that it was later shown were not responsible.’ ” Colleen Middleton acknowledges that her son was in no condition to be of much help before the three-year statute of limitations ran out on possible charges stemming from what was then a nonfatal attack. There is no statute of limitations on murder.

I was reading the print edition of the HouChron daily while this was going on, and followed the case closely. One thing that is left out of discussions of the case (except for the brief allusion above), but which I clearly remember; the police actually arrested another boy before they arrested Collins. The other boy was let go within 24 hours, after a bunch of folks who knew him came forward and said “He’s a good kid; he couldn’t have done this.” (And it turned out that the other boy was also fishing in a creek several miles away at the time of the attack, with a bunch of other kids and his adult Scoutmaster.) That other boy’s name was never released, as I recall; however, Collins name was released not too long after the arrest, even though he was a juvenile.

Anyway, the gist of the legal battle is this: County Attorney Walker wants to prosecute Collins on murder charges. And specifically, he wants to date the murder as having taken place April 29, 2011, the date Middleton died. Why? That way, he can prosecute Collins as an adult for the murder. If Walker goes back to the actual date of the attack (June 28, 1998) Collins was 13 at the time; Walker’s other option is to get a court to agree that Collins should be tried as an adult now for a crime committed as a juvenile in 1998, which seems to me to be a long shot. (Though this is not unheard of; Michael Skakel is perhaps the most famous example of this, but the lawyers still seem to be wrangling over whether he should have been tried as an adult.)

The question is now in the hands of the Attorney General, Greg Abbot, and things are pretty much on hold until he issues a ruling.

Meanwhile, Collins is set to be released from prison in September of this year, barring any new developments.

1 Dead Right There.

2 Arrived Dead And Stayed That Way.

One of these things is not like the other…

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Hundreds were waiting to greet the aircraft, including NASA dignitaries, fidgety schoolchildren and Leonard Nimoy.

Academic update: Spring 2012, part I: The Final Countdown.

Friday, April 27th, 2012

I’m still waiting for the grade on my big final “Capstone” paper. And, no, I’m not hitting “refresh” every 30 seconds on the university’s website. I’ve managed to limit myself to checking every few hours.

In the meantime, though, my “Implementing Network Systems and Security” professor has graded all of my assignments; he hasn’t plugged the final grade into the university’s reporting system, but the numeric grades for all the assignments are there.

And…?

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Loser update.

Friday, April 27th, 2012

I feel a certain compulsion to note the achievement of the Charlotte Bobcats, who finished the NBA season with 23 consecutive losses and the worst winning percentage (0.106: 7-59 overall) in NBA history.

But here is my problem, and the reason I haven’t been on this like flies over a cow’s head in a Damien Hirst installation:

The strike.

Charlotte only played 66 games. The 1972-1973 Philadelphia 76ers played 82 games, and finished with a 0.110 percentage (9-73).

So, yeah, Charlotte’s achievement is noteworthy, but it goes in my personal record book with a big old asterisk. I don’t like counting records from strike-shortened seasons.

Of course, if the Bobcats come back next year and make a strong run for the futility title, I’ll be on it as much as I am on anything involving the NBA.

Quote of the day.

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

“In my seventeen years practicing criminal law, I have only seen such preposterous accusations of crime from pro se litigants and the intractably mentally ill.”

Ken from Popehat

(Edited to point to Ken’s blog entry on the subject.)

SDC updates.

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

Updating the SDC logs has, frankly, become a pain in the fundament.

All of that stuff is hard-coded in raw HTML using text editors. It has always been time consuming to do the updates.

Worse yet, both of the SDC log hosts are going away sooner or later; Apple is phasing out mac.com hosting, and I’m not sure what Commsite’s plans are (except they’re getting rid of the bga.com domain).

Lawrence and I have discussed this and made some preliminary plans to convert the SDC logs to a joint blog (where we both have admin/posting rights). I’ve taken some steps in that direction, and as soon as I hear back from Bluehost support I’ll be able to start taking more steps. Once I get things set up the way I want them, I’ll start moving older entries over.

Lazyweb: Microcontroller help, please?

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

Now that school is (mostly) wrapped up, I anticipate having some more time to do things. Like bike riding. And catching up on all those episodes of “The Wire” and “Top Gear” I haven’t watched yet. And maybe starting back up with the MIT OpenCourseware thing. And writing the third and subsequent installments of “Talking GPS Blues”.

One thing I’ve been wanting to dabble in and learn more about is microcontroller programming. In the past, I’ve given thought to purchasing one of the Basic Stamp or Propeller kits. But these days, it seems like everyone is going the Arduino route. It looks like there’s a vast community behind that particular family of devices, plenty of reference material, and a great deal of hardware that can interface with those devices. So I’m leaning in that direction.

But I’m confused. There’s the Arduino Uno, there’s the ADK Mega, there’s the Mega 2560, the Netduino and Netduino Plus, Fry’s has a bunch of Arduino clone boards, and I can even get Arduino boards at Radio Shack. (“You’ve got questions? We’ve got blank stares.”)

Question: what’s the best board for a beginner? My object is to learn how to program the Arduino, and to have some fun interfacing devices to it. I may eventually want to branch out into robotics (the 4WD platform interests me). I think I want something with headers and that “shields” can be added to, since I’m not planning at the moment to build any embedded projects and would prefer something that requires a minimum of soldering. Is something like the “Getting Started with Arduino” kit worth the bucks?

You would think the Make folks would have a guide to the various Arduinos on their site, but if they do, I have not been able to find it.

By the way, I actually do not have a soldering iron, and my skills in that area are weak. Can someone recommend a good soldering setup for electronic work as well? I’m not going to start out soldering surface mount stuff, but I’m willing to spend a little money to get something that will give me flexibility to do more advanced stuff as my skills grow.

I’d also appreciate any book recommendations folks have. I have Programming Interactivity: A Designer’s Guide to Processing, Arduino, and Openframeworks which looks like a decent high-level guide to working with Arduino (among other things), and am considering purchasing the Arduino Cookbook since that seems to have a great deal of “how do I do thing X” instruction in it. Are there any other recommended Arduino books? Is Getting Started with Arduino worth purchasing?

Annals of law (part 4 of a series).

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

Ron Reynolds is a state representative from Fort Bend county in Texas.

Rep. Reynolds is also a lawyer.

Rep. Reynolds is also out of jail now, having posted $5,000 bail.

“Prithee, good sir,” you ask. “What was Rep. Reynolds charged with?”

Good question. After all, it is not unheard of for state lawmakers to be arrested for one reason or another; DWI, picking up hookers, carrying unlicensed firearms, etc. (There was a famous incident some years back – I can’t find the details now – where a state rep had his cousin shoot him. I can’t remember why they thought this was a good plan at the time, but both ended up in jail.)

But Rep. Reynolds is a special and interesting case. You see, he was arrested and charged with barratry.

“Barratry? Is that anything like piracy?”

No. According to the Law.com legal dictionary, “barratry” is the practice of “creating legal business by stirring up disputes and quarrels”. Now, I’ve heard of lawyers being charged with barratry before, but generally in the context of bar association proceedings and as sort of a side accusation. I’ve never heard of a lawyer actually being arrested on criminal charges of barratry; I’m sure it must have happened elsewhere, but a quick Google search did not turn up any other examples. One source I found states that nobody has ever been able to find an example of a successful criminal prosecution for barratry in Texas.

I did find:

  1. Apparently, barratry in Texas is a misdemeanor on the first offense, and a felony on subsequent offenses.
  2. A group of Dallas area lawyers are challenging the barratry law on First and Fourteenth Amendment grounds. Apparently, it interferes with their ability to gather information about misdemeanor defendants and send them solicitations.

“What are you in for, son?”
“Barratry.”
And they all moved away from me there on the Group W bench…

Edited to add: Found the guy I was thinking of who had his cousin shoot him: state Rep Mike Martin.

TMQ watch: April 24, 2012.

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

TMQ is back temporarily, for the first of his two yearly draft columns. We were actually kind of wondering about this; ESPN dropped “Page 2” a couple of weeks ago, and we were unsure if TMQ would stay or go.

Anyway, we are glad to see Easterbrook back, and, after the jump, we will mock his mockery…

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Hoke hoke hokies.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

Seth Greenberg out as Virginia Tech men’s basketball coach.

He went 170-123 in nine seasons, went to the NIT tourney five times and the NCAA tourney once.

The ESPN article made it sound like his firing was completely unexpected, but the one I’ve chosen to link above indicates the firing had less to do with his record and more to do with turnover among his assistant coaches.

“I don’t like coaches leaving an ACC program where we have constantly got to replenish all of our staff,” Weaver said. “I can certainly understand some coaches leaving. But to have as many leave as we had sat the wrong way with me.”

So is the implication here that there was a management problem? Because that’s what I’m picking up from AD Weaver’s statement.

Obit watch: April 22, 2012.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2012

WCD being what it is, we are compelled to note the passing of Charles “Chuck” Colson, Watergate conspirator and Nixon’s “dirty tricks artist” (as described by the WP), who converted to Christianity and founded a prison ministry.

WP obit. NYT obit.

Crab cakes? Crab cakes! CRAB CAKES?!

Sunday, April 22nd, 2012

From time to time, when I am out having breakfast (or brunch) with other people, I have jokingly threatened to order the Eggs Benedict Arnold. (This is one of the many reasons why you can’t take me anywhere.)

I have never actually done so. At least, not until today.

No kidding. Those are Eggs Benedict Arnold, an actual dish at Café Blue in Bee Cave. They were quite good. And, even better, they did not try to surrender my stomach to the British an hour later.

Thanks, Mom!

(And thanks to Lawrence and Borepatch for their kind wishes, too. By the way, Lawrence isn’t kidding about that “since God was a corporal” comment.)

April 20th.

Friday, April 20th, 2012

I’m taking today off to celebrate my birthday, and to take care of a few minor things.

(I know we joke about the DMV, but, really, why does driver’s license renewal have to be so awful?)

One of the things I have taken care of today is school; I have finished my very last academic assignment before graduation and turned it in. I am still waiting for grades, and there are a couple of surveys I need to dispose of, but I have no more real work to do at this time. Just the long countdown to the ceremony, and a couple of events between now and then.

Anyway, folks, sorry for the slowdown. It has been less academic related, and more that there’s been a dearth of stuff I wanted to write about. As graduation gets closer, I plan to write some about that. I’ve been thinking a lot about higher education, and why I did what I did. I want to put some of those thoughts down. So expect content to pick up soon-ish.

Random notes and obits: April 19, 2012.

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Today’s NYT has a longer followup article about Officer Loor.

I thought I’d wait until this morning to post the Dick Clark obits, since that gives the papers a chance to pull stuff together: NYT. LAT. Onion A/V Club.

The AP is also reporting the death of Greg Ham, of “Men At Work” fame.

A blade to the brain.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

This story is too amazing not to blog.

Officer Eder Loor of the NYPD was called out on Tuesday to escort an emotionally disturbed individual to the hospital. During the process of escorting the gentleman, he became upset and attacked Officer Loor with a 3″ knife which

...sliced through the officer’s temple and into the temporal lobe and a major vein.
It passed less than half an inch from structures that control vision and speech, touched the nerves that give sensation to the face and nicked the surface of, but did not penetrate, a major artery.

Officer Loor pulled the knife out of his head and was taken to the hospital, where doctors found he was bleeding into his brain.

They found that the knife, which entered just behind the officer’s eye, went “deep into the temporal lobe and all the way down to the skull base.”
“The temporal lobe in this area does not have major function,” Dr. Bederson said. “About half an inch away, it controls speech. About a half an inch above all his motor function.”
The knife also cut through the Sylvian fissure, the deepest and most prominent of the cortical fissures of the brain, containing major blood vessels. “It cut the major vein of the Sylvian fissure,” he said, “and almost like a paper cut, it just nicked the surface of the artery but did not cut it.” The artery supplies blood for the entire left hemisphere of the brain, Dr. Bederson said.

Doctors stopped the bleeding. Officer Loor has some residual numbness in his face, which is probably due to the fact that the tip of the knife ended up pressing against his trigeminal nerve. Doctors expect the numbness to go away, and expect Officer Loor to recover fully.

Random notes: April 18, 2012.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Invasive species are good eating.

Frankly, yeah, I can see eating tiger shrimp. The Asian Carp…well, it makes me think of the old joke about how to prepare carp. (Nail it to a board, prop it in front of a fire until one side turns black, turn the board over and wait until the other side turns black, then throw the fish away and eat the board.) I’m not a big chili fan, but nutria bourguignon could be interesting. And as for feral hogs, let me just say two words: feral bacon.

This one goes out to Andrew: how to replace a bridge in a weekend, instead of months.

Oh, look! Greg “Three Cups of Tea” Mortenson is being sued for fraud!

The lawsuit is asking a judge to order that everybody who bought the books be refunded. Whatever money is left over would go to a humanitarian organization selected by the plaintiffs’ attorneys and approved by the court.

Would it shock you to learn that one of the attorneys for the plaintiffs was also involved in the James Frey lawsuit?

Happy BAG day.

Friday, April 13th, 2012

Buy A Gun Day is coming.

Unfortunately, April 15th falls on a Sunday this year, and most of the interesting gun stores around here are closed. (Cabela’s being a notable exception.)

In addition, WCD’s official supplier of fine weapons, Tex-Guns, is taking a vacation this week and won’t reopen until the 17th. Luckily, there are at least two other interesting gun shops I can hit.

The thing is, though, I’m not really wild about BAG Day this year. There are various things going on, but a big factor is that I’m just not seeing that much interesting stuff turn up used. The guys at Tex-Guns have noticed that too; they’re saying that people are holding on to what they’ve got, not making trades. (They have had a couple of interesting Smiths: some K-38 series guns in the 4″ and 6″ lengths, and a 6″ model 19. But all of those are surplus to my requirements at the moment.)

So I’ll probably go out, keep my eyes open, and possibly even run down to Bastrop. But don’t hold your breath waiting for a BAG purchase post, unless I stumble into something neat (like a 4″ K-22).

Tanks for the memories.

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

I was not a big fan of the M1A1 when it was introduced. In retrospect, I was wrong.

How was I to know she was with the Russians too?

Can’t talk about tanks without talking about the Sherman.

So what brings on the tank binge? I don’t usually read this comic, but Popehat pointed to today’s “The Oatmeal”, which I thought was dead on target. Read all the way to the end for the punchline.

Edited to add: Come to think of it, why don’t I read “The Oatmeal”? Fixed.

Inside jokes explained.

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Several years ago, my aunt and uncle came from Ohio to visit us.

Of course, we wanted to show them a good time while they were visiting. The weekend they were here, Fall Creek Vineyards (whose products I wholeheartedly endorse) was having their annual “grape stomp”.

Now, the grape stomp is a family event, so of course they want to have something for the kids. That year, they happened to have a petting zoo.

While we were there, a non-child (I’d estimate his age at mid-20s to early 30s) picked up a little piglet that was running around the petting zoo.

Bad idea. You could hear the piglet screaming for miles around. Ear-piercing screams. And worse yet, the gentleman in question seemed totally oblivious to the fact that this little piggy was squealing at a decibel level only matched by AC/DC concerts.

I sidled over to my aunt and said, under my breath, “Put. The. Pig. Down. And nobody gets hurt.”

From that point forward, “Put. The. Pig. Down.” has become a family code phrase for “Somebody needs to stop what they’re doing now“.

Why do I bring this up?

Clad in a pink jacket and khakis, Young also carried a lamb around for ten minutes of his sermon. “Let’s give it up for the lamb and the lion!” Ed Young said over the bleats of the increasingly agitated lamb.

Put. The. Lamb. Down. Ed.

Begun, the Photoshops have.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

(Hattip: my brother, who both understates his Photoshop skills and needs to blog more.)

This is my shocked face.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Allegations of voter fraud left many unresolved questions even after officials counted the ballots in the first competitive election in years in the small city of Vernon.

Edited to add: More here.