Archive for September, 2011

Random notes: September 8, 2011.

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Na na na na na na na na BAT van!

Okay, context: the Houston Police Department has six special vans for roadside alcohol testing of drunk drivers, called “BAT vans”. But these vans have issues…

During the hearing, defense attorneys subpoenaed [Amanda] Culbertson, who testified about overheating issues with the vans. She also testified about an electrical glitch in each of the six vans that caused the sophisticated $6,000 machines to reset every time the van’s air conditioner came on, which also cast doubts on accuracy.

Ms. Culbertson used to be an HPD crime lab supervisior…

…she quit because she could not trust the accuracy and integrity of breath alcohol tests from the department’s breath testing vehicles.

At least one DWI case involving the BAT vans has been dismissed, and defense attorneys are looking to have more cases thrown out.

In other news, the LAT has an article on the Grateful Dead’s attempt to step up their licensing and merchandising efforts.

No to caskets, sanitary napkins and rolling papers.

Yes to snowboards, skateboards and wine.

The Dead are also releasing a 73 CD boxed set, “Europe ’72: The Complete Recordings“, which sells for $450 according to the LAT. Copies on Amazon are going for more than double that.

“We needed to sell a minimum of 3,000 units to move forward so we didn’t get killed on it,” Pinkus says. “The great thing is not only did we blow past the 3,000, we got pre-orders for the [total run of] 7,200 in four days.”

Obligatory.

TMQ Watch: September 6, 2011.

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

We apologize for the delay in posting this week’s TMQ Watch. We’re taking a class on alternating Tuesday nights; last night was the first meeting, and it appears this class is going to eat up a significant chunk of time. Ah, well, onward and upward.

After the jump, haiku. Not our haiku, of course (we have already made our feelings on that subject known) but TMQ’s annual predictions haiku.

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Why, yes, I AM a geek.

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Hewlett Packard is bringing back the HP15C. I was heard to go “Squeeee!” when I read that. At least one of my coworkers will testify to that.

(Bringing back the 16C would be even more cool, though I think everything the 16C did is built into the 50g.)

(Hattip: His Grubes.)

Edited to add: Well, that took me down a rabbit hole. Following the museum link to the HP41C (my first HP) reminded me of the good old days of synthetic programming and the legendary PPC ROM. Googling that turned up this profile of Richard J. Nelson, the man behind the PPC ROM. I was unfamiliar with his modulator/demodulator project, which made me sit up and go “Wow.” (The 41 series of calculators had an optical wand which could be used to read bar coded programs into the calculator. Mr. Nelson came up with a box on one end that the wand plugged into, which converted the bar codes into audio tones that could be recorded to tape or sent over a phone line. On the other end was another box that took the tones as input and controlled an LED, which the wand could read like a bar code. I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal to you kids today, but I find it pretty stunning for late 70s/early 80s technology. Also, get off my lawn.)

The way my mind works.

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Part 1:

I was getting dressed yesterday, and looked at my “Professional Russian” shirt in the closet. I decided to save that for this week’s SDC, but I found myself struggling to make some sort of “In Soviet Russia, egg rolls you!” joke.

Which got me to thinking: is Yakov Smirnoff still around? And the Japanese fiddle player? Last I heard, Smirnoff had his own place in Branson, but that was years ago.

Answer: Yes, he’s still doing the Branson thing. And so is Shoji Tabuchi.

Not that I’m planning a trip to Branson any time in the near future, but you’ve got to love these guys for being able to keep the roof over their heads.

Part 2:

I’ve had a song intermittently stuck in my head for many, many years now: probably since middle school, though I don’t remember watching the movie there. Something (actually, a whole bunch of things) prompted me to do a Google search yesterday, and, well…I give you one of the great insurrectionist songs of our time.

This, in turn, prompted me to check the Project Appleseed schedule. And it turns out they’re doing shoots in Smithville (only about an hour’s drive from my home) every month through December. I think I can make this work; worst case, school should be wrapped by December.

SAMCRO.

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

How do you top a college professor accused of pimping?

Would you believe a college professor who led a chapter of the Devils Diciples motorcycle gang, and who is charged with dealing meth?

The six-month investigation culminated with a joint drug task force raiding Kinzey’s home Friday, recovering a pound of methamphetamine as well as a number of rifles, handguns and biker paraphernalia, he said.

Damn. A pound of meth?

Edited to add: More detailed LAT article here. In response to Borepatch’s comment, neither of the articles say anything about the tenure status of the professors involved. But the accused pimp has apparently been working for his university since 1969, and the biker/drug dealer has been teaching at his university for ten years, so I’d be a little surprised if both of them weren’t tenured.