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Firing watch.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

The Sacramento Kings fired head coach Paul Westphal after a 2-5 start. Westphal’s record was 51-120 over “2+” seasons.

In other news, I guess the pro basketball season has started.

Random notes for January 4, 2012.

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

I’d been sort of vaguely following the LA arson case. I knew that they had arrested some German guy driving a van with Canadian license plates, and apparently he was somehow upset over his mother’s immigration issues or something. I didn’t realize how messed up things were until this morning: not only is Mom an illegal alien, but she’s wanted in Germany on 19 counts of fraud (and apparently Germany has requested extradition). It appears that she ripped off a bunch of renters and landlords (I think the NYT said something about her pocketing security deposits), and failed to pay for her breast augmentation surgery in 2004. And the LAT hints that she may have been in business as a “sensual Tantric masseuse”.

Obit watch: Ronald Searle.

Firing watch: Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz and quarterbacks coach Shane Day. The Sun-Times seems to be spinning this as “resignations”, but I’ve seen reporting elsewhere that puts it more in the “you can’t fire me, I quit” category.

NYT headline: “Rangers Coach a Conspiracy Theorist“. Awesome. Does he believe the towers were brought down by the burning mind control agents on the airliners? Sadly, no. His conspiracy theory is much more boring: the officials made bad calls in order to make the game go into overtime.

TMQ watch: January 3, 2012.

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

The New Year has begun. Our grand vacation from daily cares is over. And once again, we go back to the TMQ well

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Da Bears!

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

Reports indicate that Jerry Angelo is out as general manager.

If Pro Football Talk is to be believed, Lovie Smith is next out the door.

ETA: Nope, looks like the Bears love Lovie.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

I had a pretty good day. Bad news: I had to work. Good news: nobody else apparently did. Better news: since nobody else was working, they started letting people (including myself) leave for the day at 11 AM. Even better news: because I left at 11 AM, I was able to spend much of the rest of the day leading my nephews on my sister’s side of the family on a grand expedition. (Slightly bad news: guns were not involved in this expedition. But we had fun anyway.)

The only drawback was that, being on a grand expedition, I wasn’t able to blog the NFL firing news beyond the Rams. Most of these have made FARK, but just for the record:

Gee, Officer Kroenke.

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

We have our first sports firings of 2012: Steve Spagnuolo and Billy Devaney of the St. Louis Rams.

2-14 this season, and they didn’t even get the first pick in the draft. Spagnuolo was 10-38 over three years.

Brain buckets.

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

I mentioned this in passing in this week’s TMQ thread, but for all of those who don’t read it: my sister has a new post up at the Park City Snowmamas site.

Why you should wear a f–king helmet when skiing or snowboarding or engaged in other activities of that ilk.

Of course, that’s just my paraphrase of what she’s actually saying. My sister never uses the word “f–k” in conversation. Except for maybe when one of her boys tries to sneak a box of Pop-Tarts or a case of Monster energy drink into the house….

TMQ watch: December 27, 2011.

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

We might as well get down to it. This week: the 2011 TMQ All-Unwanted All-Pros. After the jump…

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The OSU Sanction.

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

No postseason play in 2012, loss of nine scholarships over the next three years, and probation through 2014.

Tressel, who was forced to resign on May 30, was separately issued a show-cause penalty. If any NCAA school wants to hire him in the next five years, it must first persuade the NCAA why it wants to hire a known rules violator and agree to certain restrictions.

(I really liked The Eiger Sanction when I was a kid, mostly for the mountain climbing. I was a little young to get the more subtle jokes, like the character named Yurasis Dragon.)

(And I’m more than a little surprised that there’s been no FARK link yet.)

TMQ watch: December 20, 2011.

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Oh, look! TMQ got us a Christmas present. To quote John Gruber (who is actually quoting Norm MacDonald): “Happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap.”

After the jump, what we’ve been dreading all year…

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Your loser update: week 15.

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

What a sorry ass-day in the NFL.

The Colts won, so no chance of an 0-16 team this year.

The Packers lost, which means that we’ll have to suffer through Gregg Easterbrook knowingly and willfully running his false Microsoft Word Autotext item about the G–d—n 1972 Miami Dolphins again.

It is enough to drive a guy to drink. Fortunately, I have a Shiner Holiday Cheer in the fridge to drown my sorrows with.

The Pack is back, baby.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Apropos to the comment in this week’s TMQ Watch, “Huts Spencer”, one of our awesome readers, sent us a link to local news coverage of this year’s Packers shareholders meeting.

Thank you, sir!

TMQ watch: December 13, 2011.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Before we start in on this week’s TMQ, we wanted to throw up a link to this fine article on the University of Alaska Fairbanks rifle team. Shall Not Be Questioned linked this yesterday, but we didn’t get around to reading the article until we started prepping this week’s TMQ Watch. Now that we have, we commend it to your attention.

And now the jump…

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The bloodbath continues.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Rough day for coaches.

Terry Murray out as coach of the Los Angeles Kings. This is a hockey team, by the way.

Also, for the benefit of the Texas Tech fans in my audience (both of them), Lawrence sent along this link to turnover in the coaching ranks.

7-10 split.

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Miami Dolphins drop Tony Sparano, at least according to speculation. We should be about 30 minutes into that 4:15 press conference.