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What can Brown do for you?

Friday, November 9th, 2012

Apparently, coaching the Lakers is not one of those things.

The Lakers were 41-25 in Brown’s first season, losing to Oklahoma City in the second round of the playoffs.

The team is 1-4 so far this season. (And, BTW, Washington and Detroit still have a shot at going 0-82.)

Here. Have some more crap.

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

A/V Club obit for Elliott Carter.

NYT obits for Darrell Royal and influential former wine columnist Frank J. Prial.

Another election result that amuses me:

The referendum in Tuesday’s election asked voters whether Michigan should retain a recently enacted state law that allowed the governor to appoint “emergency managers” with broad oversight of financial decisions, budgets and union contracts for struggling local governments. The law was intended to help municipalities avoid bankruptcy or default, but it has been criticized for infringing on the rights of local governments.

The referendum failed, 53% – 47%.

Emergency managers currently oversee three school districts in Michigan, including the Detroit public schools, and the city governments in Benton Harbor, Escorse, Flint and Pontiac. Now it is unclear what the vote means for their work, as well as for a fledgling financial consent agreement between the state and Detroit, which has wrestled with billions of dollars of long-term debt and nearly ran out of money this year.

And another one: voters in San Francisco actually rejected a proposal “that would have taken the first steps toward draining Hetch Hetchy Reservoir and drastically revamped the way much of the Bay Area gets its water.

The Prop. F initiative was the culmination of a years-long effort by environmentalists to restore Hetch Hetchy Valley in Yosemite National Park. The valley was flooded in 1923, when the city dammed the Tuolumne River to create a water system that now serves 2.6 million people in San Francisco and 29 other Bay Area cities.The measure, supporters said, would have compelled the city to take a much-needed look at its water usage and come up with a plan to replace the water and power now supplied by the Hetch Hetchy Reservoir. A separate vote in 2016 would have been required before the O’Shaughnessy Dam could be demolished.

From the Department of Wow: University of Houston cornerback D.J. Hayden is in the hospital. His condition is listed as “critical but stable” according to the HouChron. What happened?

Hayden had surgery to repair a tear in the main blood vessel that leads to the heart, an injury suffered when he collided with a teammate during Tuesday night’s practice, a person familiar with the situation told the Chronicle on the condition of anonymity.

This Statesman “story” is…just…odd.

Edited to add: A little more information on D.J. Hayden and his injury:

In a statement released by UH, [team physician Dr. Walter] Lowe confirmed that Hayden required immediate surgery Tuesday night for a tear of the inferior vena cava, the large vein that carries blood from the lower half of the body back to the heart.

More from Dr. Lowe: “This injury has never been seen or reported in association with a football injury and is more associated with high-speed motor vehicle.” Huh? There’s a photo caption: “…a freak injury normally associated with high-speed motorcycle wrecks.”

Dr. Lowe also apparently said that this kind of injury has a “95 percent fatality rate”. I have no problem believing that.

You know…

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

…if i was going to fire a coach, this would be a good day to do it.

Just saying.

Obit watch: special “No, that’s God” edition.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

Darrell K Royal, former football coach for the University of Texas.

Royal was the winningest coach in University of Texas history, compiling a 167-47-5 record in 20 seasons from 1957 to 1976, and his name has been synonymous with Longhorn football for a half-century.

More:

In 23 years, all but three of them with the Longhorns, Royal never had a losing season. He won three national championships in 1964, 1969 and 1970, the first two uncontested titles that included Cotton Bowl victories. His teams won 30 straight games between 1968 and 1970, still the 10th-longest college football win streak.

(Subject line reference: the old joke about a football game in heaven, with the punchline “No, that’s God. He just thinks he’s Darrell Royal.” (Also told about Tom Landry and many other prominent figures).)

Losers.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

I’ve been trying to avoid thinking, talking, or writing about the election for now. I have other things on my mind, and I want to let my thoughts settle. So nothing Romney or Obama related. Just NBA teams that still have a chance to go 0-82:

Detroit Pistons
Washington Wizards

TMQ watch: November 6, 2012.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

Sigh. Election day, and TMQ day. But before we begin, how about a diversion?

After the jump…

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And even more losers.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

NBA teams that still have a chance to go 0-82:

Detroit Pistons
Washington Wizards
Denver Nuggets

In other news:

According to Jeff McLane of the Philadelphia Inquirer, at least one member of the Eagles’ staff feels the decision to fire Castillo was a mistake. Per the report, one of the Eagles’ “decision makers” called the firing “a miscalculation.”

I still think Andy Reid and Michael Vick are out, and I don’t think the team is going to wait for the end of the season.

Odd juxapositions.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

Obit watch: Elliott Carter, noted contemporary American composer and two-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize for music.

“As a young man, I harbored the populist idea of writing for the public,” he once explained to an interviewer who asked him why he had chosen to write such difficult music. “I learned that the public didn’t care. So I decided to write for myself. Since then, people have gotten interested.”

In other news: remember 2 Live Crew? Remember Luther Campbell? Have you ever wondered what he’s up to these days? Answer: coaching high school football.

This is Luther Campbell now: married to a lawyer, raising a 3-year-old named Blake, living on a lake, starting his own line of rum. He loves the album “Jagged Little Pill” by Alanis Morissette and the song “Bitter Sweet Symphony” by the Verve. He is asked how this all ties together, Coach Luke and Uncle Luke and Mr. Obscenity turned molder of young minds, despite his past, the reputation, the rapsheet. He does not see this as a redemption story. He does not view himself as changed. Same guy, different job. Same play, next act.

I kind of wanted to snark on this story, but it actually turns out to be a story of a man trying to redeem himself, help kids, and make his little corner of the world better.

“If I never met him, I’d probably be dead or in jail,” said Marquise Blanchard, a defensive end. “He took me under his wing like I was his son. Most of us don’t got no dads. But he’s a daddy figure.”

The pompitous of losing.

Monday, November 5th, 2012

Be careful what you ask for. You may just get it.

In the wake of a humiliating 40-0 loss to Vanderbilt on Saturday, his football team’s eighth consecutive defeat and ninth in 10 games this season, a demoralized Joker Phillips all but fell on his sword when he said it would be best for everyone involved if his boss at the University of Kentucky would say something about the coach’s future.

UK’s athletic director announced on Sunday that Joker Phillips would be leaving at the end of the season.

Phillips has a 12-23 record over “nearly three seasons”, and lost 18 of his last 24 games, including eight in a row this season. The team is 1-9 this season.

More losers.

Monday, November 5th, 2012

NBA teams that still have a chance to go 0-82:

Detroit Pistons
Washington Wizards
Denver Nuggets
Sacramento Kings

Continuing the NBA loser update…

Saturday, November 3rd, 2012

Still inspired by Lawrence, NBA teams that have a chance to go 0-82:

Toronto Raptors
Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Nets
Detroit Pistons
Washington Wizards
Atlanta Hawks
Denver Nuggets
Los Angeles Lakers
Sacramento Kings

Your (NBA) loser update.

Thursday, November 1st, 2012

Inspired by Lawrence, I thought I’d do a quick roundup of NBA teams that still have a chance to go 0-82:

Toronto Raptors
Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Nets
New York Knicks
(Please note that the Knicks-Nets game was postponed due to the weather.)
Detroit Pistons
Milwaukee Bucks
Washington Wizards
Atlanta Hawks
Charlotte Bobcats
Orlando Magic
Denver Nuggets
Minnesota Timberwolves
Oklahoma City Thunder
Phoenix Suns
Los Angeles Lakers
Sacramento Kings
New Orleans Hornets
Memphis Grizzlies

As David Letterman always says…

Tuesday, October 30th, 2012

…”Please, no wagering.”

Nine people, including coaches and the president of the South Florida Youth Football League, have been arrested as part of an elaborate gambling operation involving illegal betting on peewee, college and professional sports teams.

Oddly enough, the HouChron has a longer story, which states that “more than $100,000” was bet on the youth football championship.

Coaches routinely met before games and set point spreads, investigators said, but they do not believe the games were thrown or that coaches encouraged players not to complete a touchdown in order to control the outcome. Authorities said they had no evidence that the players were aware of the bets.

Yeah. Wanna bet the players weren’t aware that Daddy was betting on them to cover the spread?

Wait. That was kind of insensitive of me, wasn’t it?

Still. Eight-year-olds, dude.

TMQ Watch: October 30, 2012.

Tuesday, October 30th, 2012

The dead walk only to redig the graves, and make them big enough to fit TVs and microwaves. Plus, this week’s TMQ. After the jump…

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(Soccer) Field of Schemes.

Monday, October 29th, 2012

NYT story: “state of the art” soccer field is in progress. Initial cost estimate is $210 million. Current projected cost is $1.4 billion. Primary sponsor has pulled out of the project, leaving local government entirely responsible for the cost.

Punchline: the soccer stadium is in St. Petersburg. As in, Russia.

(Subject line hattip: if you’re not reading the “Field of Schemes” blog, why not?)