TMQ’s proposed solution to the concussion problem this week is…helmets with the padding on the outside, as worn by Mark Kelso and Steve Wallace during their NFL careers.
In other news, this is apparently TMQ’s annual basketball column: “Since Tuesday Morning Quarterback believes basketball is 1 percent as interesting as football, annually I devote 1 percent of column length to basketball.” Easterbrook starts off with his standard complaints about college sports in general: coaches who cheat prosper, the only thing that matters is winning, and college coaches don’t try hard enough to graduate their players.
Suppose this simple rule were added to college football and men’s basketball: Unless at least 80 percent of a team’s players graduate, the coach is suspended for one year. That would add what’s missing — an incentive for coaches to care about education.
That’s a great supposition, but WCD believes the odds of a rule like this being imposed are worse than the odds of the Chicago Cubs playing in the World Series.
Christina of the Broncos, who works in the Department of Justice’s “Environment and Natural Resources Division”, can check our environmental compliance anytime.
Sweet and sour plays: Tampa – Oakland, Favre – Packers, Philadelphia – Tennessee, New England – San Diego.
Is it possible for a player to have negative value? In the NBA, it is.
More creep. Gregg, I’m sorry, but this is getting tiresome.
“…if Earth will become like Venus in the future, was Venus like Earth in the past?” Could a dying Venusian civilization have seeded life on Earth?
Adventures in officiating: you saw it coming from a mile away, didn’t you? Yes, Miami – Pittsburgh. “On a fumble or onside kick, if a player with his knee down and in contact has the ball for even a second, the play should end. The whistle should sound, and the mad struggle to rip the ball away should not continue.”
Broad enforcement of the “unnecessary roughness” rule “would go a long way toward changing the mindset that viciousness for its own sake is OK.” As TMQ notes, though, “unnecessary roughness” is not clearly defined, and left up to officiating discretion. If this rule was “broadly enforced”, do you think the NFL head office would feel compelled to issue “clarifications” about what constitutes “unnecessary roughness”?
Okay. When the Texas Rangers got into the World Series, WCD was pretty sure that was one of the first signs of the Apocalypse. Now we have our second sign: Gregg Easterbrook, a known liberal, calls for an end to public funding of NPR (or, as he calls it, “National Thought Police Radio”) over the Juan Williams affair. Plus, passing mention of the pointless NYT article about the Chamber of Commerce promoting their political opinions (by donating to candidates) and the pointless WSJ article about the AFSCME promoting their political opinions (by donating to candidates).
Martz madness.
Fake punts. The curse of the “Tuesday Morning Quarterback Non-Quarterback Non-Running Back NFL MVP” award.
TMQ responds to the arguments by former players against the new NFL policy. Highlights:
- Don’t say “They can’t change the game.” The game is always changing.
- Don’t say the James Harrison fines were “criminal”. If Harrison wants to play, he has to do it by the rules.
- “…because horrible things happened when the former players were in the NFL, we should accept that horrible things will continue. We should not accept that.”
- Former football players who are NFL commentators are good looking, clever, and charming. Because the networks don’t hire people like Earl Campbell, this sends a distorted message.
“Instead of allowing each school 13 one-year basketball scholarships annually, the NCAA should allow a total of 13 four-year basketball scholarships. If a player only sticks around for a year, the school is stuck with three years when it can’t use that scholarship (with an exception for players who transfer but remain in college).”
Uh, yeah. See the argument about coach suspensions above, and call me when David Letterman’s “Cold Day In Hell Special” shows up in your TIVO program listing.
Buffalo. The Tennessee Volunteers only graduate 38% of their men’s basketball players, but the university regents and NCAA don’t care. “But an unauthorized bratwurst — OMG!” Wouldn’t “Unauthorized Bratwurst” be a great name for a band?
Where is NOCSAE on the helmet issue? WCD missed the Schwartz article when it was published; good on you, TMQ for linking to it. And why won’t the NFL mandate advanced helmet designs for everyone?
Undrafted free agents. Replace Roger Goodell with Madden 11. Chicken-<salad> punts: Oklahoma (where the wind comes sweeping down the plains) – Missouri. “Stop Me Before I Blitz Again”: Dallas – Giants.
Easterbrook presents his yearly argument for raising the minimum NBA draft age to 21. I’d suggest that if drafting teenagers is as bad for teams as Easterbrook thinks it is (and he does give quite a few examples of teenage busts) the NBA wouldn’t need to raise the minimum draft age; teams should just stop drafting under-21 players on their own. Indeed, that seems to be the core of J.A. Adande’s argument; ignore the draft, preserve cap space, and sign free agents who someone else has already developed.
Holiday creep. Crabtree curse. Boo birds in Seattle. “C’apn, the submarine cannot detect Scotland!” Drew Gooden has been with nine NBA teams in nine seasons, “including changing teams three times in 2010”.
Make the University of Kentucky an NBA franchise. If you’re going to go that far, Gregg, go all the way; eliminate college sports period, and let the NFL and NBA establish their own minor league farm system.
University of Indianapolis 6, Northern Michigan 5. Bonus intentional safety! Kean 29, William Paterson 2.
Reader comments: concussions, concussions, concussions, though WCD does like the point that “big hits” are also “examples of poor tackling fundamentals.”
Worst performance of the season – so far: the Saints offensive line.
That’s a wrap for this week, folks. Tune in next week, when if we’re lucky, TMQ will give us his thoughts on baseball.
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