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UT firing watch.

Monday, December 6th, 2010

The Statesman is reporting that two UT football coaches (offensive line coach Mac McWhorter and defensive line coach Mike Tolleson) are retiring, and offensive coordinator Greg Davis has resigned.

The Statesman is also reporting that Greg Davis states he has not resigned, that he says he’s still in discussions with Mack Brown, and that he expects those discussions to resume on Wednesday.

Obit watch.

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Don “Dandy Don” Meredith, former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and one of my all time favorite members of the Monday Night Football broadcast team, has passed away.

As Don himself would say, “Turn out the lights, the party’s over…”

TMQ watch: November 30th, 2010.

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

So what has Gregg Easterbrook up in arms this week? Would you believe Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

Let’s get the vector, Victor.

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Firing watch.

Monday, November 29th, 2010

Bill Lynch out at Indiana.

Randy Shannon out at Miami.

Potential candidates to replace Shannon include former UM quarterback and Georgia coach Mark Richt, former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach…

Oh, yes, please! Having Leach coach at Miami would be awesome! However, current speculation seems to be that they’re going after Jon Gruden. Which would leave an empty space in the MNF booth.

TMQ watch: November 23, 2010.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Ah, Thanksgiving approaches. And what are we thankful for this week? TMQ cheerleader photos, perhaps?

Let’s go to the video, Warner.

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Boom! Boom! Acka lacka lacka boom!

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Brad Childress. Over. Done.

My reaction? I was somewhat amused that I was listening to Was (Not Was) when I found this out. As I’ve said previously, I think the major problem that Childress had was his failure to walk the dinosaur.

TMQ watch: November 16, 2010.

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Welcome back, Gregg. We missed you. Well, mostly, we missed the cheerleader pictures.

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No man is an Islander.

Monday, November 15th, 2010

And Scott Gordon is no longer coaching the New York Islanders.

I think I speak for many people when I say, “They still play professional hockey?”

Your loser update: week 10.

Monday, November 15th, 2010

It was a lousy week in the NFL, at least from my perspective.

Dallas won (what the heck? Was dumping Wade really all they needed?), Houston lost (what is this I don’t even), and sadly…

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

None.

Count on the Lions to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Bright spot: Minnesota got stomped, so I’m still holding out hope for another coach firing, and possibly even the benching of Brett Favre.

Rock. Rock. Baby. Baby.

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

The University of Colorado (the one at Boulder) has fired football coach Dan Hawkins.

Hawkins was hired in 2006. His record? 2-10 in 2006, 6-7 in 2007, 5-7 in 2008,  3-9 in 2009, and 3-6 before he was fired this year.

Ever think about just packing it in, guys?

(Hattip: FARK.)

“Initial reaction to Phillips firing: About. Damn. Time.”

Monday, November 8th, 2010

That’s an actual headline in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram (or, as we like to call it around here, the Startle Gram).

Other coverage: Dallas Morning News. ESPN. NFL.com.

I’d love to see Tony Dungy take the job, and interviewing him would be Rooney Rule complaint, but I suspect he’s too happy in his current gig.

How about Brad Childress?

And what will Wade do? Well, I suspect there’s an opportunity opening up in Buffalo soon, and hiring a former Cowboys coach isn’t unprecedented…

Your loser update: week 9.

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Sorry this is late. I wanted to hold off until this morning so I could work in the NBA loser update as well. Tragically, everyone at this point has won at least one game (yes, even the Rockets and Clippers).

So, NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Buffalo

In other news, do you hear that noise? The noise of drums? The constant drumbeat, pounding, pounding? “Fire Wade!” “Fire Brad!” “Fire Wade!” “Fire Brad!” The natives are restless.

Edited to add: Breaking! The natives have apparently gotten a sacrifice! More on this as it develops!

TMQ watch: November 2, 2010.

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

Somebody asked me last week, “Why do you do this?”

“This” meaning the TMQ Watch, not the Safety Dance:

It isn’t an unfair question. As I explained in the very first TMQ Watch,

Sometimes, Easterbrook does good work; he spent much of last season discussing the NFL’s response to head trauma among pro athletes, and I felt he was right on target. Sometimes, he uses his column to argue for things like increased Federal vehicle mileage requirements, and I think someone needs to respond to those arguments. Sometimes, he uses his column to go off on various SF TV shows for their lack of plausibility. And sometimes, Easterbrook just goes completely off the damn rails.

I realize that may not be the best possible explanation, but look at it this way: I haven’t found anyone else who’s doing responses to TMQ, and the comments section on ESPN.com almost certainly inspired an XKCD comic. Somebody has to do it; why not me? My regular readers who don’t care about sports, or Easterbrook’s sometimes eccentric beliefs, can skip over these entries. For my irregular readers, I recommend Ex-Lax; Dr. Pepper and, believe it or not, Cherry Coke Zero are also helpful.

Shall we begin?

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Your loser update: week 8.

Sunday, October 31st, 2010

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Buffalo

That was a nail-biter, wasn’t it?

I’m still looking for a Wade firing this week. I know what Jerry said, and I know folks are distracted by the Rangers, but I really believe things have gone too far.

Tag! You’re it!

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Lawrence pointed out this Don Banks SI piece speculating on which NFL coaches are likely to get fired sooner rather than later.

I’m actually wondering if Romo’s injury has saved Wade Phillips, at least for the moment. Changing coaches when your starting quarterback is injured? It might be better, much as Jerry would hate to say so in public, to write off the rest of the season, blame it on Romo’s injury, fire Wade after the season is over, and hope for a high draft choice that will draw fans in next year.

Banks also doesn’t mention Buffalo, and I wonder why. Coaching stability may be a good thing, but if the Bills finish 0-16 (hope, hope) does anyone think they’ll keep Chan Gailey around?