Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

The Liberty Bell.

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

The LAT apparently would like for you to feel sorry for someone in the city of Bell.

The question is, who?

Not Robert “Ratso” Rizzo and his cronies. They’re under arrest and facing a recall election. If that doesn’t work, Jerry Brown’s going to try to get them kicked out of office anyway.

Should we feel sorry for the citizens of Bell? According to the LAT, they were literally dancing in the streets when the arrests went down.

(Edited to add: Here’s a second article from the LAT about the street celebrations in Bell. Unlike the first, it does not mention dancing, but the guy playing “Another One Bites The Dust” is a nice touch. Of course, the LAT had to find the one moron in the crowd…

“They were making a lot of money, but I don’t have an issue with it because they were taking care of us,” she said. “We have a clean city, good parks, no graffiti. It’s very safe…. I’m not saying the salaries and other things that were going on were fair, because they weren’t, but it’s not like they were getting paid a lot and not doing a good job.”

See also Mussolini and the trains running on time. Of course they were doing a good job. Except for those illegal taxes. And the towing scandal. And the illegal sewer fees. And the fake meetings.)

Even better for the citizens of Bell,

The state controller’s office has found that Bell collected about $5.6 million in illegally imposed tax increases and business-license fees — and now must refund an amount equal to more than one-third of its $13.5-million general fund.

Of course, having to cough up that much money means there isn’t enough left to spend on essential city services, like Rizzo’s million-dollar salary. Perhaps the city could sell bonds to fill the gap? Except that Bell’s bond status, according to Standard and Poor’s, is “junk”.

So what next? Cut city services? Place the city into receivership? The LAT article seems to view these as last-resort options. We would suggest that these should be first resort options. Does the city really need 47 police officers? Couldn’t they contract out services to LA County?

Here’s the City of Bell website. Perhaps our loyal readers could explore that and propose some cuts in order to meet the budget.

The intelligence of presidents.

Monday, September 20th, 2010

I’ve been listening to this week’s Vicious Circle; I’m not all the way through it yet, but fairly early on, the gang was suggesting that Woodrow Wilson may have been America’s most intelligent president.

My reaction to that is: what about Herbert Hoover? If anyone thinks about Hoover today, it’s mostly as a figure of fun (“Hoobert Heever“, anyone?). But consider Hoover’s resume. He was a professional mining engineer, who graduated from Stanford with a geology degree. After marrying his wife, Lou, and having two kids, he moved the family to China and worked as a mining engineer there; in the process, Lou and Herbert learned Mandarin Chinese. (According to the Wikipedia entry on Hoover, Lou and Herbert spoke Chinese in the White House when they wanted to avoid eavesdropping.)

Later on, Herbert and Lou (as I understand it, Lou herself had an extensive classical background; I did not know she was a classmate of Herbert’s in the Stanford geology program when they met) did the first English translation of Georgius Agricola’s De re metallica. Agricola’s book was a massive tome about mining techniques in the 16th century: it was originally written in Latin, but contained a lot of obsolete technical mining terms of the time. The translation of Agricola’s book frustrated a lot of smart people, but Herbert and Lou pulled it off. (And you can still get Hoover’s translation from Amazon.)

The Depression colors many people’s view of Hoover, perhaps unfairly. But compare Hoover to Wilson; Wilson had doctoral degrees in history and law, and earned those as part of his master plan to go into “public service”. Hoover didn’t earn a doctorate, as far as I can tell (he may have been awarded honorary doctorates later in life), but he did important and pioneering work in a somewhat esoteric technical field before making a career for himself in politics (and that, it seems, mostly by accident).

And while I’m not a big fan of Jimmy Carter, I have to give him credit; the man served on nuclear submarines under Admiral Rickover. From what I’ve heard, stupid people didn’t last long in Rickover’s Navy.

(This is similar to my argument about George W. Bush. I’m not a blind fan of the man, or of a lot of things his administration did, but when you want to talk about him being stupid…he flew F-102s with the National Guard. Stupid people generally don’t fly fighter jets very long; they usually end up evenly distributing themselves and the airframe over a small patch of land somewhere.)

Sweet, sweet lead.

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Because this broke while I was tied up with Armadillocon, I haven’t had a chance to blog it before now: the proposed EPA lead ammo ban appears to be as dead as the Roman Empire.

At least, for now. What was that someone said about the price of freedom?

Hookers, blow, and police professionalism.

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

I have been somewhat negligent in covering the trial of Scott Lando, which ended yesterday.

Mr. Lando was a former officer with the Austin Police Department; he was commended at one time for bravery, and for making the most arrests in his sector. However, things went south for some reason, and Officer Lando was fired in 2008.

Former Officer Lando has been accused of various charges, including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and prostitution. However, in this particular case, he was charged only with four drug charges; Lando was accused of giving crack and money to hookers and their “boyfriends”.

Interestingly, three of the four drug charges were dismissed by the judge before they even reached the jury, due to insufficient evidence. After deliberating for two days, and telling the judge twice that they were hopelessly deadlocked, the jury finally convicted Lando on the one remaining charge; that he gave crack to the “boyfriend” of a hooker he met while on patrol.

The trial featured some rather sensational allegations; specifically, hookers claiming that Lando brought them to his house, had “unprotected sex” with them (note that it isn’t bad enough that Lando just had sex with hookers; it has to be spelled out that it was unprotected sex) and gave one of the hookers a pair of Harley Davidson motorcycle boots that belonged to his wife.

Speaking of Mrs. Lando, she’s stood by her man the whole time, claiming that the hookers in question broke into her house and stole her stuff.

Something stinks here, but I’m not sure what. When you go to trial on four charges, the judge throws out three of them before they even reach the jury, and the jury is deadlocked on the last one…

Firing watch.

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

The Seattle Mariners (43-70) fired Don Wakamatsu, their manager, yesterday. As the Seattle paper notes, this took place right before the Mariners’ celebration of Japanese heritage day, and Wakamatu’s firing was just the latest in a long string of odd incidents this year.

Missed this on Sunday, but the Pirates fired their pitching coach and bench coach.

And the city of Maywood (remember Maywood?) is considering firing the city of Bell, due to the ongoing salary scandal in Bell.

Not exactly a firing, but I’m going to throw this in anyway: LA County Sheriff Lee Baca is refusing to release records involving the death of Ruben Salazar. Salazar was a television journalist covering an anti-Vietnam war rally in East LA on August 29, 1970; he was killed when a sheriff’s deputy fired a tear-gas grenade into a bar and hit Salazar in the head.

The LAT doesn’t mention this aspect of Salazar’s life, but I will. I’ve been interested in Salazar ever since I read The Great Shark Hunt and discovered Salazar was a close friend of Thompson’s. Actually, more than just a close friend; the “300-pound Samoan attorney” in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was Salazar (who, according to Thompson, was somewhat upset that Thompson chose to conceal his identity).

Edited to add: Whoops, I was mistaken. I had Salazar confused with Oscar Zeta Acosta. That’s what I get for relying on my memory while I was at work, and not waiting until I got home to check my sources. HST did write about Salazar in The Great Shark Hunt, though.

I hate to say this.

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

But I believe President Obama has done something right.

Back during the Vietnam war, there was a four-star general in the Air Force named John D. Lavelle. In 1972, he was accused of ordering unauthorized bombing missions in North Vietnam, and of trying to cover up those missions. General Lavelle denied the charges, and claimed the missions were authorized; however, he was demoted and forced to resign anyway.

Lavelle died in 1979, but insisted in interviews that the missions were authorized, and that he was acting on the orders of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Yesterday, President Obama asked the Senate to restore General Lavelle’s missing star, which would effectively (in my humble opinion, and in the opinion of the WP) restore General Lavelle’s honor.

The president’s decision is based on evidence uncovered by Aloysius Casey, a retired general, and his son, Patrick, who were researching a biography of another Air Force general. In the process of their research, they found documents showing that, yes, the Joint Chiefs of Staff knew of and authorized the missions.

Even more damning, they found audio recordings showing that President Nixon also ordered and knew of the missions, and actually dithered about whether or not to throw General Lavelle under the bus.

“I just don’t want him to be made a goat, goddamnit,” Nixon told his national security adviser, Henry Kissinger, on June 14, 1972, a few days after it was disclosed that Lavelle had been demoted for the allegedly unauthorized attacks. “You, you destroy a man’s career. . . . Can we do anything now to stop this damn thing?”

On June 26, Nixon’s conscience intervened in another conversation with Kissinger. “Frankly, Henry, I don’t feel right about our pushing him into this thing and then, and then giving him a bad rap,” the president said. “I don’t want to hurt an innocent man.“

Running on empty.

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

I’m home and safe, but still running a little behind. I hope to have the DEFCON 18 Day 3 notes up tonight, along with an after-action report on Las Vegas.

While I was on the road, there were reports that Angela Spaccia, the assistant city manager of Bell and the interim city manager of Maywood, had resigned from the Maywood position. Apparently, that’s not exactly the case; the Maywood City Council didn’t accept Spaccia’s resignation at their meeting Monday night. However, they did accept the resignation of Maywood City Attorney Edward Lee. Curiously enough, Lee is also the city attorney of Bell, and states he needs to resign his Maywood position to focus on the issues in Bell.

Obit watch: Mitch Miller.

Morrie Yohai, inventor of Cheez Doodles.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls…

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

The three top administrators of the city of Bell, California, agreed to resign yesterday.

These are:

  • the city manager, Robert Rizzo, who was pulling down $787,637 a year (leaving at the end of August).
  • the chief of police, Randy Adams, who was making $457,000 a year. (Adams also apparently will stay through August, “after completing an evaluation of the Police Department”.)
  • assistant city manager Angela Spaccia, $376,288, leaving at the end of September. Spaccia was also serving as the acting city manager for the city of Maywood. Remember Maywood?

Yesterday’s LAT also had a survey of recent municipal corruption in the area around Bell. Some high points:

  • the Lynwood City Council, which was indicted in 2007 for using city money for personal ends, including hiring strippers.
  • South Gate, “a reign of governance so flamboyant in its nasty badness that ‘South Gate’ became shorthand for corruption and politicians gone wild.”
  • Vernon, where the city administrator was pulling in $600,000 a year, got hit with a corruption indictment, and retired “with a record-high state pension of $500,000”.

Edited to add: Oh, look! Robert Rizzo also faces drunk driving charges! (Hattip: Reason “Hit and Run”.)

Miscellaneous crap.

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

The City of Austin has flushed the low-flow toilet rebate program. However, you can still get a free low-flow toilet: you just have to fill out an application and, if you’re approved, pick up your toilet from an approved toilet vendor.

The 2010 Bulwer-Lytton contest results are out.

Edited to add 1: Oh, what the heck. By way of Ace of Spades, a WP review of the greatest concert ever. Where “greatest concert ever” is defined as “complete disaster”.

Edited to add 2: Derek Lowe has a new post up in the “How Not To Do It” series. It appears that a lab at the University of Missouri underwent explosive renovations after some hydrogen and oxygen got together for a hot date. Photos of the aftermath at the link.

Edited to add 3: The HouChron has interrupted their “WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!” watch to let us know that Dr. Demento is ending his radio show. Why, yes, this is the same story that Slashdot and Lawrence brought you almost a month ago.

Edited to add 4: As I’ve noted in the past, my newspaper reading during the weekends can be spotty. So I missed this Ben Wear article in the Statesman about the MetroRail ridership figures. (Hattip: Blue Dot Blues, by way of Battleswarm.)

Edited to add 5: Headline from the HouChron: “Dear Abby says what to do when grandma spoils the kids”. Somehow, I suspect Dear Abby’s answer does not involve a Taser.

Speaking of Popehat, I think this is a great post by Patrick, but I’m a very bad person; whenever I read the phrase “Res Ipsa Loquitur”, all I can think of is “Ipsa this, you p—y little b—h!“

See also: victories, Pyrrhic.

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

Capital Metro, our local transit agency, has spent $61,000 to date fighting a legal case against OSHA.

The case involved a $500 fine.

But wait, there’s more: because of the legal arguments Cap Metro made in the case, there’s a possibility that the agency could lose federal funding.

Another victory like this…

Things that make you go “Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…”

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

According to the Statesman, yesterday’s gun buyback brought in 343 “guns”:

166 handguns, 96 rifles, two assault rifles and 79 shotguns.

I put “guns” in quotes because it is unclear if this figure includes any BB or replica guns collected.

One of the interesting aspects of this, as you may recall, is that the gun buyback supposedly had a $10,000 budget. However, they actually spent $30,000 yesterday, according to the article; somehow, it appears that the Greater Austin Crime Commission was able to pull an additional $20,000 out of their neither regions in a matter of hours. I would very much like to know where that money came from.

Morans.

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

Identification won’t be required to turn in a weapon through Guns 4 Groceries, a program sponsored by the Austin Police Department and the Greater Austin Crime Commission that will allow police to buy guns in exchange for grocery store gift cards.

“Identification won’t be required”? That’s interesting. Whenever someone goes to sell books or CDs at Half-Price Books, they’re required to show a photo ID before the clerk will even start processing the sale. My understanding was that this was a legal requirement; does this program get a pass?

There is no limit to how many guns a person can bring in, and Acevedo assures that no questions will be asked, unless it is obvious that a weapon is stolen. He said all guns would be tested to see whether they are linked to criminal activity, and if they are, officers would investigate the case.

I assume when he says “tested” he means ballistic tests. Will they also be checking serial numbers against a list of guns reported stolen, and returning any recovered guns to the rightful owners?

A $100 gift card will be given for each handgun or rifle, and a $200 gift card will be given for each assault rifle. Even air guns, BB guns or replica guns can net $10 apiece.

How much for zip guns?

Acevedo said if the gun buyback is successful, the Police Department will look into having two a year.

Not with my tax money, you clueless bag of crap.

(In this case, I should point out, it looks like the money is coming from private donations raised by the “Greater Austin Crime Commission“, an organization I was previously unaware of, and with a web site that is less than informative. I do like this, from their “Programs” page:

“Supplying equipment to create the nation’s first K-9 chembio and radiation detection programs”.

Yeah, here’s your K-9 chembio and radiation detection programs: you send the dog in and wait five minutes. If it keels over, you don’t go in after it. This is much like AD‘s recommended procedure for dealing with chemical spills, except the K-9s don’t go through as many doughnuts.)

I’m halfway tempted to pull some money out of the bank, go down there, and offer cash money for old S&W revolvers. The only thing that’s stopping me is that other people seem to have had the same idea.

(Subject line hattip, just so people don’t accuse me of being unable to spell.)

Random notes: May 20, 2010.

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

For various reasons, I haven’t been able to work up a lot of excitement about “Everyone Draw Mohammed Day.” If that’s your cup of tea, let me point you over to Lawrence’s coverage at the Battleswarm blog.

I did want to link back to this thread over at Alan’s blog. Not so much because I posted in it, but because:

  • the photos are pretty neat.
  • Jim Supica debunks a common myth that I’ve heard (and read) elsewhere about the Dirty Harry .44 Magnums.

On the whole…

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

…I’d rather have the Informal Courses back.

(Previously.)

Rick Perry and the Austin gun show.

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Thanks to a tip from someone at Tex-Guns, we have video of Rick Perry responding to the Austin gun show controversy.

(Tex-Guns is the official purveyor of fine weapons to Whipped Cream Difficulties. Remember, the right to buy weapons is the right to be free.)