Archive for the ‘TV’ Category

On Texas Soil.

Friday, October 14th, 2011

Steven Seagal, that is.

You may remember (from here or elsewhere) Mr. Seagal’s stint with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office, followed by his guest appearance with Joe Arpaio and the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office. (I believe I failed to note that the subject of the cockfighting bust is suing Mr. Seagal.)

Anyway, Mr. Seagal has taken on a new law enforcement role: deputy with the Hudspeth County Sheriff’s Office. Hudspeth County is right on the border with Mexico (Wikipedia map.)

“It became very clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for the celebrity or the publicity,” Sheriff Arvin West said.

The current status of “Steven Seagal: Lawman” is unclear to me, but I welcome updates.

Aiyana Stanley-Jones.

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Who was Aiyana Stanley-Jones?

She was a seven-year-old in Detroit. A SWAT team raided her home looking for a murder suspect; in the process of that raid, the police set her and her bed on fire with a flash-bang grenade. Then they shot her.

Sucks, right? But it was an accident, right? It may be the kind of accident that happens all too often these days, but still an accident, right?

Detroit Police Officer Joseph Weekley has been arraigned on an indictment on charges of involuntary manslaughter and careless and reckless discharge of a firearm causing death in the May 2010 slaying of Aiyana Stanley-Jones during a raid.

Well, okay, involuntary manslaughter and “careless and reckless discharge of a firearm” still carry the connotation of accident, right? Sure. But when was the last time you heard of a police officer being indicted for an accidental shooting? The Oakland BART shooting, perhaps? (And note that that officer was charged with second degree murder; the jury convicted him of less serious charges.)

But that’s not the only reason I’m noting this. You see, the SWAT team was being filmed by a crew from “The First 48”, a show on the A&E network. And…

Also charged in an indictment is Allison Howard, 42, of Boston. She is charged with perjury and obstruction of justice. Wayne County prosecutors said Howard was a photographer with “The First 48,” which had a crew following the Special Response Team the night of the raid.

So they’re charging the camera person as well. And note the charges: “perjury”, and “obstruction of justice”. Makes you go “Hmmmmmm”, doesn’t it?

(Hattip: Reason‘s “Hit and Run”.)

Sweet, sweet booze.

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

We are amused to note that tomorrow, October 4th, is:

Interlude.

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

The TMQ Watch for this week will probably be up early this evening.

In the meantime, we bring you something we picked up from the Onion A/V Club. No, it isn’t curable with penicillin.

Wire Inspire. Motivational posters based on “The Wire”.

Since we found this over the weekend, we find ourselves asking this question:

This and this also make us chuckle.

TMQ watch: August 23, 2011.

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

This week: TMQ’s AFC preview, and this is the last time we’ll ever have to read about “Friday Night Lights”. After the jump…

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TMQ watch: August 16, 2011.

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday! Nitro-burning Tuesday Morning Quarterback after the jump!

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“Aaron Burr! Aaron Burr!”

Monday, July 11th, 2011

It just happened to come to my attention that today is the anniversary of the Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton duel.

I’m not sure that I knew JPMorgan Chase owned the actual pistols used in the duel.  Now that I do know that, I wonder if they have the pistols on exhibit at corporate headquarters, or just locked away in a vault somewhere.

Yes, the site of the duel is in Google Maps.

One of the two reasons I stuck with “Law and Order: Criminal Intent” for as long as I did was that it was just about the only show on television that would be gutsy enough to do an episode based in part on the Burr/Hamilton duel. (The other reason was that I liked D’Onofrio’s acting; at least, before the writers got lazy and resorted to the ever popular tortured Goren effect.)

And, just for grins, as long as we’re talking about Burr/Hamilton references in popular culture…

Just one more thing…

Friday, June 24th, 2011

Obit watch: Peter Falk. (LAT obit.)

I loved “Columbo” when I was a kid. At least, when my parents would let me stay up and watch it.

“I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.”

Monday, June 6th, 2011

But did Agustin Pinochet poison him?

(Mostly I wanted to throw this up for the excuse it gives me to link to possibly the greatest Simpsons’ episode ever. You guys can argue over the validity of that statement in the comments.)

Obit watch: June 3, 2011.

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

I’m really sorry, but I don’t have a damn thing to say about Jack Kevorkian. Not even snark.

I also can’t say much about James Arness. I want to say I’m a little too young for “Gunsmoke”, but it ran until 1975, when I would have been 10. I can’t understand why I don’t have any memories of it. It may have been something my family didn’t watch, but if so, I don’t recall why.

Elmer “Geronimo” Pratt has also died, and that’s kind of an interesting story. Pratt was a Black Panther leader who was convicted of murder in 1972. His conviction was overturned in 1997; the judge ruled that the prosecutors at Pratt’s murder trial had hidden evidence that could have pointed to Pratt’s innocence. (“Pratt maintained that the FBI knew he was innocent because the agency had him under surveillance in Oakland when the slaying was committed in Santa Monica.”) Pratt later settled a lawsuit over his conviction for $4.5 million.

Finally, by way of Popehat: Joel Rosenberg, author and firearms rights advocate, died yesterday. Condolences to his family.

Celtic Women Sing Do-Wop Hits of the 1950s.

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

By way of Jimbo, we found this amusing article in today’s NYT:

Television executives who gathered here last week for PBS’s annual meeting enthusiastically embraced projects such as the five-part “Women, War and Peace”

Of course, the first thing we were reminded of is the old joke about the end of the world and how it is reported by the various papers. (We’d always heard “World Ends: Women, Minorities Hardest Hit” attached to the WP; the canonical NYT hed was something like “End of the World Strikes Manhattan: Also Outer Bouroughs. <subhed>Midwest, Other States Afffected As Well.”)

But the key point of the article isn’t how happy PBS execs are with their new series. No, they’re worried because PBS stations are in financial trouble. WMFE terminated their PBS affiliation and sold the station to a religious programmer because they couldn’t pay PBS dues of “just under $1 million annually”.

KCET in Los Angeles went independent at the first of this year, also due to a messy dues dispute with PBS. We were previously unaware that Waco’s PBS station shut down last year. And the more stations that leave, the more dues go up for the remaining stations.

PBS’s programming budget is dropping by $5 million in fiscal 2012 to $202 million, according to the trade publication Current, partly because of losing KCET dues.

We don’t give money to PBS. We do watch a fair amount of PBS programming: “American Experience”, “Nova”, “Secrets of the Dead”. But when our local PBS station begs for money every other month, they don’t ask for money by presenting stuff we”d actually watch. Instead, they beg for money with multiple reruns of Dr. Wayne Dyer, the Three Tenors On Ice, “How to Learn to Play the Piano in Five Minutes Using Only Common Household Materials”, and other old warhorses that come out of the stable only during pledge time.

We’d suggest that this may be part of the problem for PBS.  If they feel they deserve funding, show folks why. Instead of Nicholas Perricone, run a NOVA marathon. Bring out the old episodes of Julia Child. Do “American Experience” and “Nova” marathons. Have the courage to embrace who and what you are. Stop trying to fool people.

Obit watch: April 14, 2011.

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

“One Life to Live” and “All My Children”. I’m personally hoping that ABC has the guts to film an ending in which it is revealed that the entire runs of both shows were actually nothing but a dream in the mind of an autistic child.

(I know that’s not an original idea, but it gives me an excuse to link to the Tommy Westphall Multiverse website, for those of my readers who are not familiar with the Westpahll Catastrophe. Which should not be confused with the Bean Dip Catastrophe.)

Arthur Marx, son of Groucho Marx (and quite successful in his own right). (Edited to add 4/15: LAT obit here.)

If you are confused, check with the sun.

Monday, January 31st, 2011

I’ve kind of wanted to pick up the DVD sets of “Get A Life”. I have fond memories of that series, especially the “Neptune 2000” episode, and I’d like to see if it holds up. (I appear to be one of a very few people who have those fond memories. Lawrence, for example, rolls his eyes in irritation every time I bring it up.)

But cheese louise! $81.59?! $124.99?! For DVD sets of four freaking episodes? This is the kind of thing that drives people to piracy. (Not that I condone piracy, but…)

Actually, that was mostly a transparent excuse to link to this NYT article, which brings us the happy news that Chris Elliot is…working! Also, apparently, the NYT has decided that “filthy whore” is acceptable usage in the Grey Lady. That is, as long as you’re discussing a fishing boat, or a Chris Elliott movie.

Obit watch.

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Well covered elsewhere, but for the sake of the record, Steve Landesberg. Yeah, I liked Dietrich better than any of the other guys (except maybe Nick Yemana).

Also: “Old Man” is dead at the age of 32.

Born in Kenya, he lived an active life — including siring offspring — until early Thanksgiving morning, when his body was discovered in a lab at the Barshop Institute for Longevity and Aging Studies on the campus of the Texas Research Park in Bexar County.

A naked mole rat, Old Man was believed to be 32.

If you haven’t seen Fast, Cheap & Out of Control, it’d make a fun night of viewing. It isn’t my favorite Errol Morris documentary, but it is one of the best naked mole rat/lion training/robotics/topiary documentaries there is.

And Amazon’s prices on the first season, second season, and third season of Barney Miller are strikingly reasonable.

Busy. Reloading.

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

My long national nightmare is over.

“Running Wilde”, the show that was number one on my personal hit list this year, has been pulled from the Fox schedule. Fox had previously announced that they weren’t ordering additional episodes of the show, but now they’re not even airing the remaining unaired episodes.

I actually never watched an episode of “Running Wilde”, but it provoked strong annoyance in me because of the promos. The first pilot for “Running Wilde” was deemed unusable by Fox, so they had to re-shoot. During that time, they had no clips to promote the show…so Fox’s ads for the show featured Keri “Felicity” Russell trying to behave like a normal human being, while Will Arnett mugged for the camera. “Remember me? I’m Will Arnett. I was in a show called ‘Arrested Development’. Remember ‘Arrested Development’? Wasn’t that a great show? You should watch ‘Running Wilde’ because I’m in it, and I was in ‘Arrested Development’.”

Yeah. Go away, Will.