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Obit watch: December 7, 2011.

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Harry Morgan. (Edited to add: LAT obit.)

Most of the obits I’ve seen so far reference his work on “M*A*S*H” right away, but I prefer to remember him in his other famous role.

Edited to add: As Lawrence points out in the comments, Morgan also had one heck of a film career. In that vein, I’d like to spotlight Sean O’Neal’s obit at the Onion A/V Club site.

I’ve noted that the A/V Club obits, especially those written by O’Neal, do a very good job of summarizing the accomplishments of the people they are eulogizing (especially older Hollywood figures) and explaining why their lives mattered, without snark.

Always be sure of your target and what is behind it.

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

A reality television stunt that went awry sent a cannonball careening into a residential Dublin neighborhood late Tuesday afternoon, punching holes through the front door and a wall of a home and smashing a minivan’s window, but luckily leaving area residents unharmed.

Hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmm. A “reality television” show. I wonder what show that could be. Actually, I don’t wonder: I took a guess as soon as I saw the headline. Anyone want to play along? I’ll put this behind a jump…

(more…)

Motorola Galaxy Optimus Prime Plus XT

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

You want to make sure to get the XT model, not the regular Prime Plus.

Seriously, this kicked over our giggle box: the Android Phone Name Generator.

(Admit it: you thought for a second that the “Galaxy Optimus Prime Plus XT” was real.)

(Hattip: Mr. Vodka soaked himself.)

Random crap from the NYT some people might find amusing.

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

In the three months since Hurricane Irene, the state repaired and reopened some 500 miles of damaged road, replaced a dozen bridges with temporary structures and repaired about 200 altogether.

Hmmmmmm. What do you suppose is the difference between Vermont and…other states?

Part 3 of the Derek Boogaard series.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid! But at least when you do, it will be set to music!

Hit somebody!

Monday, December 5th, 2011

I’ve spent most of my life living in Texas.

The current outside temperature is 41 degrees Fahrenheit.

It is hard to develop an appreciation for hockey when the number of sustained below freezing days can be counted on the fingers of both hands. I never have (though I did attend a Houston Aeros game once, and it seems to me that I had a good time).

So I’m probably not the best person to comment on this, but I did want to highlight the  NYT series on Derek Boogaard, former NHL enforcer. (Part 1. Part 2. Part 3 to come.)

I haven’t had a chance to fully digest this yet, so I really don’t have anything profound to say. But it does look like this is worth reading.

(Subject line hattip.)

Bonnie and Clyde: The Musical!

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

I am not making this up.

I just spent the better part of the past month immersed in the 1933-1935 gang rampages (Bonnie and Clyde, Dillinger, “Machine Gun” Kelly, “Pretty Boy” Floyd, “Baby Face” Nelson, and Barker/Karpis), so I got a kick out of this.

I note that the credits list “Ted Hinton” but not Frank Hamer. Makes you go “Hmmmm”, it does. I also would be curious to see how they stage the ambush scene; but not curious enough to go to New York and pay for a ticket.

Edited to add: From the great Terry Teachout: “It is, however, quite sufficiently bad enough to qualify for the finals of this year’s What-Were-They-Thinking Prize.

Sherm!

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Mike Sherman out at Texas A&M.

I find it interesting that he was exactly 25-25 in four years with the Aggies.

Unfortunately, Mike Leach already has a job…

Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

In 2008, the City of Austin opened the Turner-Roberts Recreation Center on the east side of town. The center cost $4.3 million to build.

In 2011, the City of Austin has closed the center due to “significant structural problems with the foundation and walls”.

One of two engineering firms that have assessed the building has said it would take seven months and $2.7 million to repair it, or 10 months and $4.1 million to tear it down and rebuild it.

The architects who designed the building say…

…there are clearly structural flaws with the building, however, it was properly designed to withstand the area’s unique clay soil, which swells when wet.

And, to be fair, the contractor who built the building says…

…the company also agrees there are problems with the building, especially the foundation, but doesn’t know if they were caused by engineering, design or construction mistakes. Nonetheless, Journeyman is willing to pay to repair the center, he said.

But the question I’d ask is: what are Journeyman’s plans for repair? Are they just going to do a cheap patch job?

(I also wonder if designing the building for soil that swells when wet is part of the problem; given how dry it has been here, could the issues with the building be caused by soil contraction? Of course, I’m not a structural engineer.)

Hit the road, Jack.

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

I saw reports early this morning, but wanted to wait for the official announcement.

Jack Del Rio out as head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And the team is being sold to the same guy who tried to purchase the Rams last year.

The new owner, according to reports, plans to keep the team in Jacksonville. I am curious how long that will last.

I have no joke here, I just like saying…

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

…”Nazi pumpkin“.

Gilliam watch.

Monday, November 28th, 2011

The LAT has a nifty piece about Terry Gilliam, tied to his receiving a Federico Fellini Foundation award.

Obviously, I knew about Heath Ledger’s death, but I didn’t know Gilliam was hit by a bus during the filming of ”The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”. Combined with the whole “The Man Who Killed Don Quixote” story (well covered in the article, for you non-obsessives) and it makes you think he may be on to something when he suggests God doesn’t want him to make movies.

What’s Neu?

Monday, November 28th, 2011

The coach at UCLA.

Rick Neuheisel fired. UCLA had a 21-28 record under his tenure, and lost to USC 50-0 on Saturday. (I missed that score. Daymn, dudes.)

More random crap.

Monday, November 28th, 2011

First of all, a couple more obits: Lana Peters. You might know her better as “Svetlana Stalina”, Josef Stalin’s daughter.

I missed this over the weekend (I’ve been distracted, working on my final project for school) but Tom Wicker, noted NYT journalist, passed away on Friday.

…the sputtering economy and municipal budget cuts are presenting new problems for the Tournament of Roses.

Speaking of municipal budget cuts, Lourdes Garcia, one of Robert “Ratso” Rizzo’s employees, has lost her job with the city of Bell.

Garcia is now a witness for the prosecution in the government’s case against her former bosses. She has been granted immunity in exchange for her testimony.

She was making $422, 000 a year until last year, when her salary was cut to $165,000.

We haven’t had a “Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark” update recently. How are things going?

In an interview to mark the Monday anniversary of the production’s first, fumbling preview performance, the producers of “Spider-Man” said they were considering new plans for recouping the show’s record-setting $75 million capitalization. The most unusual idea: adding new scenes and perhaps a new musical number to the New York “Spider-Man” every year, making it akin to a new comic book edition, and then urging the show’s fans to buy tickets again.

The producers also say that they’re not planning on mounting touring companies, but instead want to concentrate on making the Broadway production successful. And this decision has nothing to do with Julie Taymor’s lawsuit. Nothing at all.

Weekly running costs alone for “Spider-Man” total $1 million or more, by far the highest amount on Broadway, while its net income has ranged recently from $100,000 to $300,000 a week. At that rate the show would need to play on Broadway at least five more years — and possibly quite a bit longer — to pay off debts, a run very few shows achieve. In other words, it would need to turn into a hit on par with “Wicked” or “The Lion King” (the latter directed by Ms. Taymor), which after lengthy runs still regularly sit atop the weekly Broadway box office charts.

Bruce Boudreau out as coach of the Washington Capitals.

Up until about five years ago, I drove Loop 360 every day. I still have to drive it from time to time, so I was quite interested in the Statesman‘s coverage of plans to improve traffic flow. The biggest change involves implementing “Michigan left turns”: instead of left turn arrows at the lights, drivers will have to turn right, go down to a median cut, and do a U-turn.

I had plans: if I was ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, I’d go out late one night and blow up all the pointless traffic lights on Loop 360. The “Michigan left” plan doesn’t go quite that far, but I think it is a good step, if properly implemented. However, the plan doesn’t address the other major problem I used to see: traffic backs up horribly at the Loop 360/Mopac (Loop 1) intersection. That area badly needs a massive intersection redesign.

Random notes: November 28, 2011.

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Well, that didn’t take long: Astros team president Tal Smith and general manager Ed Wade are done.

Also done: Bernie Fine, assistant basketball coach at Syracuse University and accused child molester.

Obit watch: rapper “Money Clip D”. Where do they get these names?

Edited to add: And not 30 seconds after I hit “publish”, Lawrence emailed me noting the death of director Ken Russell.

Edited to add 2: Missed that Ron Zook got fired from Illinois. That’s epic: start the season 6-0, then lose six games in a row.

Turner Gill is also out at Kansas after a 2-10 finish.

The high-water mark came in Gill’s second game, when the Jayhawks stunned then-No. 15 Georgia Tech last season. But that was the only victory over a ranked team, and Kansas would lose 17 of the next 21 with Gill on the sideline, the lone conference win coming against a Colorado program that fired its coach immediately after the defeat.

Your loser update: week 12, 2011.

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

NFL teams that still have a chance to go 0-16:

Indianapolis