Archive for the ‘Schadenfreude’ Category

How politics works.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

We have previously noted the attempt to revoke the city charter of Vernon, a notoriously corrupt city in California.

The most recent attempt, sadly, failed.

Why did it fail? One reason might be that the city agreed to some governmental reforms in lieu of disincorporation.

Another reason might be that a state senator asked Vernon to give $60 million dollars to fund “community projects” in the cities around Vernon. Vernon agreed, the senator and one of the cities that would get the money reversed their position on disincorporation, and low and behold, the legislation got defeated.

The punchline? Now Vernon has to come up with $60 million, and doesn’t know where they’re going to get it.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Today’s muncipal bankruptcy…

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

…is brought to you by Jefferson County, Alabama.

…burdened with more than $4 billion in debt. The bills began to mount in recent years after officials borrowed to fix a broken sewer system, and then entered into some ill-advised and corruption-laced refinancing deals that backfired with the mortgage lending crisis.

“ill-advised”? “corruption laced”? Interesting.

Here’s coverage from the Birmingham News.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, sues whoever a spider can…

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

You’ll never guess who is suing the producers of “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark”.

No, really. Go ahead, try to guess.

Did you guess Julie Taymor? Very good. Take two gold stars and advance to the next blue square.

In recent months the producers of “Spider-Man” have been facing hard financial choices. Since opening to mixed reviews in June, “Spider-Man” has been one of the top-grossing shows on Broadway, regularly pulling in between $1.4 million and $1.6 million a week. Yet the weekly operating costs for this technically ambitious production total more than $1 million, and the producers have also had to make payments on loans they took out to mount “Spider-Man,” a show twice as expensive as any in Broadway history. Given the size of the production and the creative team, the producers also have an array of royalty obligations to several different artists.

Hall monitor.

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

We’ve mentioned Laura Hall, the Happy Hacker, before.

Seems as if she was up for parole again…and got turned down again.

Time sure flies, doesn’t it? Except maybe if you’re spending time in prison for helping your boyfriend cut up a body. I bet it just creeps along in that case.

Quote of the day.

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

I am happy right now.

Indeed, I am happier than I have been at any point in the past five years.

No, I am not willing to discuss the reasons why (at least, not in public).

I will, however, leave you with the quote of the day:

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

And with this music video, which seems appropriate.

Important safety tips (#6 and #7 in a series).

Friday, October 7th, 2011

Number 6: Be very careful using the “reply to all” button in your email client. Indeed, I question the wisdom of even having a self-destruct button “reply to all” button in email clients. You may laugh, but I have seen far too many cases where the “reply to all” button functions very much like a self-destruct button.

Number 7: There are certain words you should probably avoid putting in a professional email. I’m sure everyone has their own list, but I’m also pretty sure that if we merged all of our lists together, “f-cking” and “b-tch”, as well as the conjugate “f-cking b-tch” would be there.

No reason really. Just thought I’d point these out.

(Hattip: Ken over at Popehat.)

Seriously, guys. Tecate?

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Three Covina men are behind bars after they allegedly stole a 30-pack of Tecate beer from a market and attempted to escape but crashed a car and hit an employee who chased them, then one ran through a car wash and another left behind his ID.

You couldn’t have found a better beer to steal, as long as you were stealing beer? I think we can make this a general rule of thumb: if it comes in a 30-pack, it isn’t worth screwing up the rest of your life for.

Also, what is up with that guy in the middle’s face?

Noted without (much) comment.

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) said her campaign is among those that may have been “wiped out” by a Burbank-based Democratic campaign treasurer who was arrested on federal fraud charges earlier this month.

I am a mean person.

Monday, June 27th, 2011

This is a well established fact.

The latest evidence for my being mean and evil? The fact that I take a great deal of delight in the detail that the Dodgers number one creditor in their bankruptcy filing is…Manny Ramirez, who is owed $21 million by the Dodgers.

For those who don’t follow baseball, Manny no longer plays the game; he retired from Tampa Bay five games into this season after failing a drug test, and hasn’t played for the Dodgers since last year. Tampa Bay doesn’t owe him any money because he failed the drug test. The Dodgers traded Manny to Chicago late in the 2010 season; Chicago doesn’t owe him any money, as far as I know, since he completed his contract. But the Dodgers somehow wound up owing him $21 million?

Other creditors include Kaz Ishii, who is owed $3.3 million, and who hasn’t played for the Dodgers since 2004, and Marquis Grissom, who is owed $2.7 million and who hasn’t played for the Dodgers since 2002.

I think I have a decent understanding of the idea of deferred salary, but come on! You owe all this money to whodats who haven’t played in years? This is your Dodgers management, ladies and Germans.

Lawrence had a good suggestion when we were discussing this at work: someone should buy the Dodgers and move them to a baseball deprived area of the country. Someplace that would be receptive to baseball. Someplace like…Brooklyn.

Edited to add 6/28: There’s a good take on this over at the American McCarver blog. Speaking of that blog, it looks like it might be kind of promising; I’m familiar with the works of people like Jason Snell, Philip Michaels, and (of course) John Gruber from other contexts, and I enjoy reading their stuff. However, American McCarver is pretty baseball-obsessed at the moment, and my feelings on baseball are well known. I’d like to see how the site develops after the season ends.

Baseball. You bet.

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

The Los Angeles Dodgers are now being run by Major League Baseball.

(LAT coverage here.)

And we’re only 1/10th of the way through the season.

I may have more to say on this later. Not sure.

If not now, Sven?

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

I promised folks an update on the fortunes of spamming scumbag Sven Alstrom in his race for a seat on the Lawrence, Kansas City Commission.

Well, the election was yesterday, and…

Sven finished fifth in a field of five candidates running for three open seats.

Here’s a breakdown by precinct.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Sven you spamming scumbag.

Soy un perdedor.

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Overslept. Running behind. Quick note: Carlos Alvarez, mayor of Miami-Dade County, lost his recall election yesterday.

Voters favored removing the mayor by 88 percent to 12 percent.

Apparently, Mr. Alvarez managed to alienate people by raising property taxes 40 percent, while giving various county workers (including his “top aides”) raises. And his taxpayer-subsidized BMW didn’t help much.

Edited to add: The NYT article touches very briefly on this, but Commissioner Natacha Seijas also got kicked out of office. Here’s a longer article from the Miami Herald on Ms. Seijas and her loss. And here’s the Herald’s coverage of Mr. Alvarez and his loss.

(Hattip: Ace of Spades.)

Random notes: March 15, 2011.

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

The NYT has a long and interesting obit for Owsley Stanley, noted recreational chemist and sound engineer for the Grateful Dead (and others).

He moved to Australia in the 1980s, as he explained in his rare interviews, so he might survive what he believed to be a coming Ice Age that would annihilate the Northern Hemisphere.

Well, okay, then.

(He had insisted, among other things, that the [Dead] eat meat — nothing but meat — a dietary regimen he followed until the end of his life.)

Ditto. (By the way, Stanley died in a car accident.)

I kind of like Berkeley Breathed (much less so post-“Bloom County”, but still), so it doesn’t give me that much pleasure to note that “Mars Needs Moms” is being compared to “Ishtar” and “Pluto Nash”.

Walt Disney Studios spent an estimated $175 million to make and market “Mars Needs Moms,” which sold $6.9 million in tickets at North American theaters in its opening weekend.

“Mars Needs Moms” is a 3-D movie, so that $6.9 million figure is with the higher 3-D ticket prices.

“Mars Needs Moms” may lead to the end for the Zemeckis style of motion-capture filmmaking, which has proven increasingly unpopular with audiences.

Good!

The bitter, bitten.

Friday, February 11th, 2011

There’s a guy in Pflugerville who leases out food trucks to independent operators. He had some issues with the way the City of Austin regulated food trucks, and started lobbying for stricter rules “to address health, safety and environmental concerns”. Ultimately, the City Council did make some changes to the law.

Can you guess what’s coming?

But now Ramsey says the teeth he sought have come back to bite him — since November, nine of his 53 vehicles either have not passed or would be unable to pass a city Fire Department inspection mandated by the new mobile food vending requirements. Passing is a requisite for getting an Austin/Travis County Health and Human Services Department permit, which vendors need to do business.

More:

Ramsey said he’s tried since November to get a permit for one of the nine trucks but has been rejected at least four times. Eight other trucks have expired operating permits. Because they are made by the same manufacturer, Ramsey said, he had not taken them in for the fire department inspections. About 25 other vehicles made by the same manufacturer will soon have their permits expire, he said.

Poor Laura Hall…

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

turned down for parole in her latest bid.

(Previously.)