Archive for April 2nd, 2012

Art, damn it, art! watch. (#28 in a series)

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Not really anything new, but by way of the Statesman, we learn that Damien Hirst is having a retrospective exhibition, opening on Wednesday at the Tate Modern.

You may remember Mr. Hirst as one of WCD’s favorite modern artists, responsible for such works as “The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living”:

Yeah, that one. I believe last time we touched on Mr. Hirst’s work, he was making wheel covers for 4x4s.

According to the exhibition’s website, the shark will be there.  Which raises some questions: last we heard, the shark was not in the best of shape. (EtA: I forgot about the NYT article stating that they were replacing the shark.) And how do you move a tank full of formaldehyde with a shark suspended in it? (Answer: “Very carefully.” Thank you, I’ll be here all week.)

Art critic Julian Spalding recently called Hirst’s creations “worthless as works of art” and advised anyone who owns them to sell now, before the artificially inflated market collapses.

My other favorite quote:

“People don’t like contemporary art,” Hirst said Monday as reporters swarmed over the exhibition like — well, like flies over a cow’s head in a Damien Hirst installation.

“like flies over a cow’s head in a Damien Hirst installation” is my new favorite analogy, replacing “The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.” I encourage people to join me in making frequent use of this turn of phrase.