Headline of the day.

‘Commander Squirrel’ Linked to Man’s Mystery Death

“Commander Squirrel”?

Mexican authorities have arrested an alleged drug cartel leader known as Commander Squirrel who they say is linked to the 2010 murder of American jet skier David Hartley on a border lake, as well as to more than 200 other deaths in Mexico.

Wow. If you’re a cartel boss:

  1. How do you get a nickname like “Commander Squirrel”?
  2. How do you not shoot anyone who calls you “Commander Squirrel”?
  3. Is there a sub-commander called “Moose”? There has to be, right?

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